Thread 213618315

Online Safety edition

early mong

>your gay lol
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>213618349
captcha is lagging so i assumed we'd get bump limit by the time it loaded soz

I miss Ozzy, he represented a time before the 1990s when music didn't suck.

Why the fucky does it take 10 mins to get captcha blud

i am rorke

>>213618369
>What about my gay? I'll fucking stab you to death with a spoon and fuck each and every hole to completion.

>>213618385
what the helly

>>213618385
Captcha's slow for me too. Maybe Hiroshimoot forgot to pay his cloudfare bill.

slow captchas again

ah man

I don't think I'll be typing much this ebening

can't believe /brit/ isn't doing anything on wplace

Me? Literally Ryan Gosling in that film you like

these niggas out here doing captchas like its 2005 kek passes are like $50 for a year nigga work at mcdonald's for a couple hours done sorted just don't be povvo

>>213618209
Bizarre thing to lie about

get the valentines day cards sent to the boat people rorke

>>213618406
28 years later but it's missing something i can't quite put my finger on what...

nth for the holodem

>>213618431
which Ryan Gosling are you?

>>213618457
Not really look at all the attention he got

Have you ever plunged your nob into a tight MOIST Asian fanny??

>>213618459
giant massive swinging fully engorged and pulsating big black gorilla nigger cock

Im goin where the sun keeps shinin'
Through the pourin rain

>>213618467
Rare Bolsonaro arrest Driver

>>213618480
right

>>213618322
>>213618303
a post so nice he made it twice

>>213618467
i went out as the driver for halloween last year
was with friends in normieberg clubs so nobody knew who i was apart from one guy
but walking the streets with the jacket on was so based
insane autism aura

>>213618497
>eu dirijo

SCREAMING

>>213618479
no never done that with any woman

im on lean

>>213618529
Dexter ah ah clappin

>>213618529
um

>>213618529
Pretty sure for the purposes of the Online Safety Act this constitutes child porn, mate. Dexter is very plainly a child.

Expect a knock at the door. Cheers.

>>213618480
that's it slipped my mind but was on the tip of my tongue

I got to get to the BFI London more
always used to go but then stopped going
best cinema in the world to me
a shame not many films justify the ticket these days

Please, my fellow human toilets, don't poorly judge tis young lad. There are very, very, few of us who consumed a load and kept it down on out first or even more times. I know it took me a while, and most importantly, allot of practice.

I commend him for keeping down as long as he did for his first time.

luh bbc

>>213618457
it would be fucking bizarre if it were a lie

>>213618521
stomped any heads that night?

>>213618565
I'll just tell them I've got no mates, can't charge a man with no mates.

poo

any fillum enjoyer man in

>>213618362
He couldn't even convince his own son of his ideas

>>213618553
drank a bottle once. it did nothing for me. tolerance too high,

Yeeeeeeooooowch my fucking arse

>>213618639
yh

Remember this

Can't stop wanking to big fat anime mums with cocks, shocking state of affairs.

If I were a US state I would be Maine.

>>213618656
tom and jerry ahhh reaction

What does he mean by this?

>>213618682
heatherpaedooooo

If I were an offensive of WW2 I'd be Operatsiya Bagration (1944)

>>213618680
That blasted rodent has put spicy chilli peppers in my poo why when I finally get my hands on him

Got the olivia rodrigo on

Evens back on the drugs
Odds stay strong

>>213618678
Pennsylvania, me

don't need it shan't be keeping it

>>213618726
schizo loser

HOLY BASED

is it true that white people aren't having kids anymore so the government is importing infinity indians to compensate?

>>213618678
reckon i'd be one of the runtish ones like wyoming or missouri myself

I have a headache, there's hives on my arm, and I'm getting heart palpitations. what a perfect friday

>>213618750
essentially yes

>>213618734
fate has spoken lad, get on the drugs.

>>213618749
Timmy's crush

hmm why no bob vylan

new steve1989 just dropped

>>213618750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPAAUTdESuE
the primary reason

>>213618761
:(

asian woman: does something

white men: holy friggin meatballs bro

>>213618774
>Rina Sawayama, Riz Ahmed, Pinkpantheress
what's riz doing there then

When was the last time you lads went to the pictures? For me it was 2021. That dogshit Matrix movie.

>>213618774
Don't know a single one of these except Brian Eno

>>213618774
>Mabel
based

>>213618802
the 'mass

you lot already kind of look like the state of florida

Thinking back to before trannies existed about 15-20 years ago

>>213618750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCcFNL7EmwY

been too successful with women lads
now going to a show with a girl where another girl I’ve slept with will be
then going in a date with another girl entirely
feeling nervous

Just sucked down two Tesco finest scotch eggs
They have a soft yolk, you see.

>>213618802
The biomass fridge.

>>213618774
live aid tier
they'll feel good about themselves, get some good PR (90+% of their audiences will already agree with this)
nothing will change, but that's not what they're interested in

>>213618816
this past spring, black bag. it was decently okayish

>>213618840
personally never been on a date with a woman in my 22 years of life
quite the virgin specimen i am

If I were a protagonist in a Wagnerian Opera I would be Siegfried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh9ss3PVe-U

>>213618851
God, just imagine that fan expanding out and descending slowly to grind them all up into meat

why does an egg need to wrapped in sausage meat

ah forget it this captcha crap

dubai chocolate ibiza final boss labubu

thread misser

>>213618864
ktimmington the 4th but i am 23

>>213618774
>17 sept
assuming Gaza wont be leveled to the ground by then

>>213618816
go pretty regularly
went more often when i had a gf
but probably go 6+ times per year
helps living in london, a lot of good places to choose from showing varied films, as opposed to just the top 5 most recent hollywood slop products

>>213618864
I remember being your age and thinking there's no way I'd still be a virge at 25, and then 25 became 30.
Good god.

imagine someone posting NIGGERS here

>>213618816
Seeing Barbie in suits with some mates as a joke, so 2023 I think. It sucked. Haven't been since, but probably going to see the new Naked Gun.

>>213618919
sc

>>213618888
>>213618901
i think we're all gonna make it

>>213618892
It's fine Israel gave them until 7 Oct to leave

>>213618901
I lost mine when I was 14
Wtf is wrong with you freaks

>>213618816
28 Years Later about 2 months ago

>>213618816
28 Years Later with my brother. Was ok

>>213618933
true

>>213618937
how long did it take for the guy to cum?

>>213618948
you lost your virginity to your brother?

Good lord what is happening in there

>>213618816
genuinely must be about 12 years at this point

Wish they'd release a dino movie that doesn't fucking suck. shartassic world is using up all the oxygen in the room when it comes to dino movies. And the new Walking With Dinosaurs was fucking abysmal. Mental that they fail to make dinos cool or interesting when they so inherently are.

>>213618964
Bizarre homosexual/paedophilic fantasy

>>213618976
do you actually jack off to that?

>>213618816
summer of 2014 for me

>>213618966
Steamed fans

>>213618983
name of the new Kanye album

>>213618761
Post hives

>>213618924
>Seeing Barbie in suits with some mates
strong gentleminion and chicken jockey aura

>>213618315 (OP)
Lee is getting lazy

>>213618983
project on

>>213619010
there was a ton of people watching the minecraft movie with suits at my local theater

>>213619022
Mental how badly I mindraped you

>>213619028
hs

mad how you can follow the Free Masons on tiktok

>>213618479
yea, took her out for valentines day and walked her home but wasn't going to kiss her on the street cause there were folks walking past and that would have been awkward, then she texted me annoyed that I didn't so I went back and that was that

>>213619010
I didn't do gentleminion or chicken jockey, I've done my cinema gimmick movie and it was enough for me.

>>213618816
i answered wrong i forgot about going to see 28 years later. must have suppressed the experience out of shame

Wish the EU would become more openly fascistic

>>213618993
Kek, same. Guardians of the Galaxy?

Wish I'd fucked my mum's fit MILF friend when I was a teen. I mean, she wasn't fit she was fat, but pure MILFPAWG energy. Phat fucking arse, decently pretty face, nice demenour. I just know the sex would have gone crazy. But zoomers think that it would have been le grooming if 17 year old me had penised a hot mid 40s MILF. Fuck off. If it's legal it's legal take your fucking opinions somewhere else.

>>213619075
would love to spark his head smooth off

>>213619082
bitch

>>213619057
What was shameful about it? I haven't seen it.

>>213619082
the evil bitch

pooberg brewing

>>213619082
need to get her pregnant

Used to be the film critic for my student newspaper and we used to go and get drunk 2-3 times a week at matinee performances. Remember getting into a fight with this lady at the Peabody and Sherman movie because we were pissed off our heads at like 12 in the afternoon. Good times lol

back from the grocery store

>>213619137
paedo

>>213619137
Kys gingernonce you evil ghoul

rorke's missus

>>213619082
she looks so much better with a fringe

and that was my last gay wank

>>213619174
rare footage from rorke's evil incel command centre

was thinking about getting the new civ but this is quite grim

>>213619180
anon said for the 54th time

>>213619197
Mental considering how pissy people were about 6 upon release.

conflicted about seeing antisemitism on the rise but for the wrong reasons

>>213619197
games companies need to find a solution to this that doesn't involve rendering the previous title unplayable
payday 2 is sitting at 26k over the last 30 days
payday 3 has 1k
when you have a successful formula idk how you provide something new without effectively dismissing everything that came before

>>213619107
i just felt a little embarrassed because i was sure it was going to be good but i got bamboozled again. every new movie i've actually looked forward to the last couple of years has been such a disappointment. it makes me feel like a dummy

it's worth a watch if you like horror or zombies or crossed or garland or boyle but keep expectations low

>>213619197
There was a long time when Civ V still had more players than Civ VI too.

Turns out turn-based strategy games aimed at autistic freaks terrified of change tend to attract a lot of autistic freaks terrified of change, so it takes them a long time to grow out of old=good, new=bad.

Holy shit do not turn on CNN
Russia just did a pre-emptive strike on Paris, Berlin, Donedon and York
All been turned into Bakhmut

>>213619251
maybe make the new games better

Cannot bear wanking/porn anymore, it's so fucking grim but I feel aggressive if I don't rub one out

gooned to SAO again award

>>213619262
Mein Fuhrer...Cheadle ist gefallen

>>213619265
sure, but when you make something good enough to last a decade+, 'better' isn't a straightforward concept

>>213619282
Commit to semen retention.

>>213619298
well it is
so

>>213618976
>the new Walking With Dinosaurs
I'd just managed to forget it and now you remind me
you evil man

>>213618315 (OP)
Hi UK Police, you're a bunch of pedofiles and lesbian grandmas.

>>213619322
What was wrong with it?

>>213619197
can't see myself ever playing any civ other than civ 4 with the realism invictus overhaul mod
anything else is just going to feel silly and trivial by comparison

commit to semen retention
swallow your loads

>>213619253
Good to know. The original is one of my favourite movies of all time. I'd never expect the new one to top it anyway.

213616927

>>213619251
before companies decided revoking the liberties of players was worth hosting their own servers at expense to themselves, people self-hosted.
this largely meant that you could always enjoy a game as long as one person decided it was worth hosting a server for. were the overloaded with mods and plugins? sure. were they toxic? sure. but it was a fine price to pay for freedom.

sadly, even the games that grant you this minor liberty now decide to take it away with artificially imposed player moderation (minecraft) that nobody asked for

gave an indirect reply award

my friends are always complimenting me and that. saying oh you're so intelligent when i say something mildly creative or clever. but i'm really not, they're just nice. is it because they're happy that they do it? because i'm nice to people too but i don't have the same oh everything everyone does is so great and everything is so brilliant and i'll tell everyone attitude that they have at all. and i never really compliment anyone because it just feels awkward to me. i will if they actually excel obviously. but the friendly stuff i just don't.

>>213619311
astute analysis, you probably did well at school
obviously the market has changed, iterating on a previous formula in a way that invalidates the what came before it (as all sequels do) is not viable anymore
this is a problem the industry needs to figure out how to solve - people aren't willing to leave behind what they're used to
watch it happen with gta6, regardless of the quality of the game there will be so many ways in which it 'isn't the same' that will piss people off
similar observations were made between gta4 & 5, but things werent the same then as they are now, maybe because gta4 was barely online

>>213619364
Me? I'm literally a genius and everybody is blessed to even be in my presence

>>213619369
not reading allat

which one of you runts is this
>>213618988

>>213619345
his image clearly showed that civ5 & 6 are still playable, this isn't a stop killing games converation

>>213619391
this is my personal blog though

>>213619082
she is so cute :3 i'd love to spend the rest of my life waiting on her. i'd kiss the ground she walks on UwU
love love LOVE her

>>213619412
UM cute post

Britbros serious question. Does the new internet act make it harder to access 4chan?

>>213618976
>>213619322
have u watched prehistoric planet i heard that was better

>>213619442
no

>>213619336
i agree, 28 days is a great movie

>>213619412
if i'm being honest, same

>>213619416
thanks :) i love Ruby <3

ugly gay rapist logging on

right guess l'll have a wank

Remember that Simpsons episode "Adults vs Kids" where the ending was all the senior citizens voted that everyone under 70 had a curfew where they had to be home by sundown.

That's literally the state of Britain right now with the triple lock

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754119712759122.webm

>When Vienna is undefended

>>213619442
every time i try to make a post a hologram of sir kier starmer appears and tries to rape my arse but i've become quite good at fighting back

>>213619470
my brother :)

>>213619476
xx

>>213619490
senior citizens should 1000% have a curfew

>>213619493
come on now why would you fight that silver fox

>>213619442
Nope. Even the pornographic boards are still fully accessible. Just goes to show how fucking retarded and poorly implemented this law is.

>>213619523
sometimes i let him win haha

>>213619493
Sir Botty Impaler

white boy swag

>>213618315 (OP)
Fuck America

>>213619553
um

>>213619559
Go back to Brazil. Not my fault you dropped out of accounting school daddy paid for, i told you not to

What's the difference between an Australian artist's musical alter-ego and the Prime Minister?

One's a Tame Impala, the other's a BAME impaler

>>213619595
Don't get it

>>213619595
Sir BAME Impaler

youre bullies just like adam lanza


dont waste your time talking to me like that

learn to be civil when speaking to me

gonna put on the proverbial Sly Racoon 2 game on the emulation machine called PCSX2 on my laptop

>>213619646
that's illegal

>>213619642
shut up you paedo freak

Things Can Only Get _______

sly raCOON
game about stealing
fitting

>>213619646
the fiery intercontinental sausage-fingered fist of king charles searing across the ocean to punch your computer into smithereens

>>213619666
fuck that's good lmao never noticed
classic high IQ frankish post

>>213619691
bit rude that

>>213619691
scream

Did you know Skittles(confectionary) were a British creation?

might put a gun to a niggers head and pull the trigger, blasting his brain matter all over mums new Persian rug

l just bite off more than l can chew
then l chew it

>>213618315 (OP)
I hope you die
https://derpibooru.org/1290565

>>213619338
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BUTCHERED
https://derpibooru.org/1290565

>>213619762
scr

Feel like pure shit just want Hong Kong back

ruh roh

die

>>213619762
Calm down Chopper

>>213619767
Thanks for the wank material

>>213619745
I was more shocked to learn that >we created Kit Kats. Always assumed they were American.

>>213619559
we're all thinking it

watching the ice cube war of the worlds lads, pure kino

burn

>>213619536
>he uses the porn boards
naughty boy are we

>>213619814
quite well known they're from York isn't it?

>>213619779
…yh
kino place

>>213619824
To stop the invasion, Ice Cube needs to upload a program via an USB drive but he doesn’t have one. So his daughter’s boyfriend propose to send him one via Amazon Prime Air which is an drone delivery service that Amazon is testing

He then control a drone remotely to get to Ice Cube. While doing that, the drone crashes on a highway next to an homeless person. They then find the number of that homeless guy and send him texts to get the drone back up. And the only way they manage him to do that is by sending him an Amazon gift card of 1000$….

Absolute cinema

bleed

>>213619855
that's next week

kys

>>213619814
>>213619837
I did not know this. Do you know what M&M's stand for?

slit your throat

>>213619887
Mohammed & Mohammed if Labour have anything to say about it

paul hymen

ot tm

Hello friends. We got a new kitty kot. His name is Nicholas.

>>213619887
Mars & Murrie, no?

die

>>213619902
well said

>>213619918
<3 kot

I think the visual of the vagina and ponut is stimulating but irl you smell that barn type smell and it's just not appealing, the brain knows that's not something meant to be fucked.

>>213619887
I do not

BREAKING NEWS: the cheese has been found

>>213619918
I'm sure I've seen this kitten before, but I think it's a very handsome kitten.

dtfic melty

>>213619916
OPPOSITE THREAD HAS ENDED AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING DISINTEGRATED

>>213619887
yeah because i googled it
just like this lying bastard >>213619919
pretending he knew
ADMIT IT

>>213619918
based

niggas really be working in a hospital cleaning up vomit piss and shit and seeing niggas die everyday for 17 quid an hour like what how do we even have a health service?

yhe binble tm

bleed

>>213619837
I thought they were Japanese...

:-/

might microwave a ginsters
got an air fryer but i cooked sausages in it last night and have yet to clean it

>>213619963
>>213619963
YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED

Competitive gay farting.

well that's a drawing of Donald Trump having sex with Fluttershy then

would you download a car?

>>213618379
I guess he was, was he a Brit? Yeah. He transcended that shit. He was one of us.
>>213618315 (OP)
Fuck you all and your safety, you brainwashed faggots.

>>213619918
Good evening Nicholas

>>213619949
I couldn't remember the second cunt's last name (I knew it wasn't Rowntree), but it popped up on trivia night at the bar about a year ago.
Was it Murrie or Murray?

slit your throat

>>213619934
Is correct >>213619919

die

O' FLOWER O' SCOTLAND

>>213619974
Made by Rowntrees like half the other chocolate and sweets brands. Nestle bought them out ages ago.

What existing product were M&Ms copying?

what's set DTFIC off this time

>>213619814
i'm a dumb leaf and even i knew kitkats were briish. do you even have burger chocolate?

can i make the new please

Nicholas is named after Saint Nicholas, an Orthodox saint from Greece who punched the heretic Arius in the face.
The mythology of Santa Claus comes from a mixture of Saint Nicholas and Russo-Finnish and Germanic folklore. The Russian Santa Claus is called Ded Moroz but he wears blue clothes instead of red.

burn

>>213619995
Only Britons survive that kind of excess for that long and die in their mid 70's of more-or-less natural causes.
Holy fuck, how is Steven Tyler older than Ozzy?

>>213620028
Smarties, also made by Rowntree

>>213619986
:(

>>213620042
Would crunch this little rat's skull under my steel toe-capped boots

bleed

>>213620024
>frend
what the fuck

>>213620033
this nigga thinks the lee bot is dtfic

utterly bizarre string of posts.

>>213620069
End your fucking life
https://derpibooru.org/images/2248474

>>213620042
father christmas > santa

>>213620076
calm

>>213620100
NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

erm... this thread could be about 20% cooler B^)

>>213620097
>>213620097
>>213620097

kys

rorke this is your future, angry entitled brown foreigners just demanding more and more from you

>>213620035
The butyric acid in chocolate over here makes Brits think of bile or vomit.
I never noticed it until I spent two months between jobs visiting family in/around London and trying not to be a depressed sack of shit.
I still usually avoid shitty chocolate bars unless I snag them from Ye Olde Britshoppe.

Rowntree family - Quakers
Cadbury family - Quakers
Coincidence? I think not.

>>213620035
The only well-known and popular American chocolate here is Snickers. The rest of our market is dominated by homegrown slop.

>>213620070
What an odd thing to say. How many barrels of Sulfuric Acid and Hydrogen Peroxide do you own?

>>213619259
7 is actually worse than 6 which was actually worse than 5 albeit

>>213618315 (OP)
I hope you die
https://derpibooru.org/1290565

>>213619338
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BUTCHERED
https://derpibooru.org/1290565

um

>>213618315 (OP)
I hope you die
https://derpibooru.org/1290565

>>213622219
get a grip

might play gta v

clean it up

i do o oo do o do

oh my days

oh my farts

am bottom

yeahhhhy budy

we are here tomorrow we are here