lancaster castle edition

thread claimed for /tobygang/ nigga.

leaf smarties are better than bong smarties and burger smarties

Rowntree family - Quakers
Cadbury family - Quakers
Coincidence? I think not.

i feel terrible for how i treated that person on the phone earlier. i feel terrible for how i treat some of you. its called introspection, it was good enough for the puritans and its good enough for me

The reindeer eat the magic mushrooms and this gives them the power to fly.
The shamans don't eat the mushrooms but they drink the urine of the reindeer with the mushroom chemicals in it.
This happens in Siberia and Finland.

>>213620097 (OP)
it's crazy that britain still has the 1500s version of a disabled person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pIgLM8WzJc

>>213620172
why? i would imagine american ones are best because they're allowed to put the most chemicals in

>>213620178
And yet Quavers are Muslim. Ironic

rorke this is your future, angry entitled brown foreigners just demanding more and more from you

>>213620199
genuinely looks like me

>>213620214
Imagining an Israeli Hellfire Missile blowing them all to Kingdom Come

Did you know that fruit pastilles were invented in 1881?
>>213620150
as were Frys, who developed the first commercial easter egg
yes i'm getting all this off wikipedia

>>213620202
Guess who started Quakers oats

>>213620248
me I started them

>>213620253
Good job anon

>>213620214
>here is that gdp you ordered

the haul, as it were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho

>>213620146
yeah and i think uk chocolate is made with cream whereas ours is vegetable oil. i always load up on cadbury when i'm over there
>>213620167
honestly your chocolate slop is ambrosia compared to ours

>>213620248
No, Quakers did not invent or found Quaker Oats, despite the name and logo. The company chose the name and image of a Quaker man to evoke a sense of honesty and integrity, qualities associated with the Religious Society of Friends (Quakers).


youre not funny youre a waste of time

is it possible to quit nicotine for all eternity

So why were Quakers so good at making chocolate?

Ruby's piss down the gullet

>>213620281
>yeah and i think uk chocolate is made with cream whereas ours is vegetable oil. i always load up on cadbury when i'm over there
Not since that piece of shit Warren Buffet bought out Cadbury's. Its now made in Poland and they use palm oil. Disgusting!

>>213620273
/brit/ is a pro-Israel, pro-Palestinian genocide general

>>213620302
um

the 19th century was so kino

>>213620284
i quit a little over a year ago, never had the urge since

Russia dominates the world's titanium production.

>>213620200
it's funny because uk chocolate is always better but for some reason i like our smarties better. burger ones are actually a completely different sweet and not even chocolate

>>213620312
Me at Step 5

>>213620283
>Quakers didnt invent Quakers oats

*enters /brit/*

>>213620191
arent psychadelic drugs demonic or something in your religion o algo

>>213620332
unironically that would've been like a premium 2005 family guy joke

>>213620323
you should try to get these
they taste exactly like smarties but they're mini egg sized

>>213620315
such a pointless habit, not even fussed about the money aspect I just want an appetite back
no clue how fat vapers exist tbqh

>>213620342
Always been more of an American Dad enjoyer

Ruby Granger anal squirt joi oil overload

>>213620323
when's the last time you had bong chocolate? Mondelez International decided we were enjoying it too much which affects profit margins so they shat all over the cadbury's recipe

>>213620358
identify a lot with the gay alien, don't you

tried to wake up and be as productive as possible today spent half the day arguing with people one the phone

>mfw

Cadbury's returns to manufacturing at Bournville or less immigration?

https://rumble.com/v6stain-nonce-gets-angry-and-shouts-stan-said-it-was-18-classic-sting-giles-cockett.html
so, this is rorke

>>213620386
ジョン・マカフィー

>>213620202
corrrr love quavers me

>>213620373
You dont?

>>213620386
don't take much pleasure in seeing disabled people in this state

https://vocaroo.com/140TLaLgNeOW

I'm a tall, blue eyed, square jawed Saxon. I'm a force to be reckoned with.

Actually Quavers originate from Lincoln along with chipsticks and frazzles

>>213620422
Must be hard looking in the mirror then

>>213620386
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YMhKFUtQ20s
I feel like this video is satire, it's just too good. she said she was 12!!!

>>213620422
oh hes just a poor little aspie, completely harmless then

>>213620304
honestly still better than ours by miles

>>213620413
no, i'm a steve man

>>213620457
proper big brain you are

getting raped

tuna mayonnaise sandwich down the hatch

>>213620483
my father gave good brain

Need Emma Watson sat on my face and farting.

>>213620455
>chipsticks
Pretty sure they came from China m8

>Cadbury (Birmingham)
>Rowntree (York)
>Frys (Bristol
the big 3 of chocolate. all bought out by yanks of course
>Walkers (Leicester)
>Smiths (Lincoln)
>Golden Wonder (Edinburgh)
the big 3 of crisps. all but the latter bought out by yanks.

>>213620467
Oh for sure but the quality has noticably dropped in Cadbury's. They still use milk and use palm oil. If you search online you will see a lot fat ladies complaining about how it tastes now

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/fvd3no/does_anybody_else_feel_that_the_quality_of/

>>213620345
i don't know why but i've never been fond of mini eggs. too thick and hard aha but honestly
>>213620369
this past spring. still much better than what we have

>>213620509
screaming. shes an old hag. catherine will never grow old and hideous like the whore you worship

LOL

>>213620541
This country has gone to the dogs

>>213620563
Unironically kill yourself you pedo freak.

>>213620456
>>213620465
it's just a bit grim seeing a nonce with an iq of 80 having a meltdown

i went to rowntrees in york it was nice. they have lots of confectionery stuff there and you can watch them packing fudge as it were

>>213620567
everything sold off to the highest bidder. the empire shipwrecked by uncle sam.

yes where a dress like a little doll to recapture your youth (its not helping)

emma do take off those tacky sunglasses (oh wait, the bags under your eyes and wrinkles will reveal you aging visage)

HAHAHAHA youll never be young and attractive again!!! AHAHAH

>>213620606
>Occuptation: Chillin' out
krim

wankdorf CONFIRMED

>>213620629
>Wankdorf (Young Boys)

>>213620545
what i'm upset about is the quality street wrappers. i only found out last christmas because we hadn't bought them for years and i don't pay attention to stuff like that. the chocolates themselves have been gross for a long time but i was feeling so nostalgic for the wrappers and it was embarrassing how sad i was to discover they're a thing of the past

>>213620629
>Dickinson

>>213620613
Objectively, she's aged well and become more attractive.

>>213620639
Everything that is loved must be destroyed in the name of profit margins

>>213620629
>Nantes (pronounced nonce)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeYX6EV0id0

>>213620678
no it's not
it's pronounced "shithole"

No cervezas para mi esta noche solo leche

>>213620689
walled

>>213620696
fuck off you nantes

>>213620708
it's pronounced nant, s is silent

>>213620639
The big tins are like £20 now as well :(

>>213620683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh3MJb4XxJc

>>213620715
takes one to know it

>that one kid that bullied you when you were young

>>213620732
t. Peter File.

>>213620726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuQliH-0jts

>>213620468
Weird

gay poin

um

>>213620635
KEK

https://voca.ro/1kiqdnEgZ0Wz

>>213620784
are you okay little chicken x

>>213620764
LAVATE LAS MANOS haha
classic

>>213620635
>>213620652
young boys away at the dickinson will probably happen now there are three european comps
bet that'll be fun eh, pointing out the joke then when that potentially happens one day

>>213620812
:)

um?

Yo they didn't ban the UK from 4chan yet? I thought they were going to do that because you guys need ID's to use the internet. What happened?

>>213620806
hello daddy

>>213620806
hello
what would you like to talk about

>>213620831
um x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh3TokLzzmw

Does anyone else remember 2013?

I think it might have been one of the greatest years in human history.

It was the year I felt strong as a titan. Like I could face and conquer anything, and anyone.

>>213620831
fake news

>>213620832
ofcom investigation still ongoing
rest assured, we'll be blocked soon

>>213620870
this channel is insane

>>213620832
The government implemented the id rule and then 4chan stared right back and didn't blink

>>213620871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCcFNL7EmwY

>>213620848
>>213620850
https://voca.ro/1hiMNhZZB4j4

>>213620831
>>213620894
Are these channels monetised?

>>213620960
idk probably
they have 22 (twenty two) different videos announcing bradley walsh's sudden death

Anyone else here a dead man?

Every single person I went so school and/or uni with currently believes I am deceased.

I vanished so completely off the face of the earth during covid, that I guess it isn't surprising.

I was informed by an ex-friend of mine last year that a rumour has been passing around for many years that I "committed suicide in 2021", and that basically everybody accepts this as fact.

I don't think anybody else on this Earth, other than me, knows what this feeling is like. To live as a ghost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CXnnjAXG0Q

>>213620894
>no channel name

>>213620986
Crazy

I want to count the wrinkles in her stink star.

just watched Vegeta cave that maggot android 19's head in. need to get back in the gym asap and start Vegetamaxxing

What deodorant or antiperspirant do you guys use?

>>213620989
>I was informed by an ex-friend of mine last year that a rumour has been passing around for many years that I "committed suicide in 2021"
right but now your ex-friend knows your alive so that will be the new rumour

>>213621001
look at the first image dafty it's Gmb News

>>213620936
cheeky homemade pizza
was quite peng

Chicago
July 3, 1933
The future prime minister of Israel was in attendance.

>>213621019
?

>>213620667
makes me sad
>>213620717
overcharging for the luxury of a proper tin. over here last year all i could find were the cardboard tubs

>>213621036
dan's so cute

>>213621019
lynx africa unironically

>>213621019

>>213621033
these niggas straight up worshipping Baal
they aint even tryna hide it

>>213621036
laighing my head off at this

>>213621019
sanex 48 hr anti-perspirant

>>213621025
I don't know about that.

It was a fucking while ago that he contacted me.

It was February 2024 when he somehow got ahold of my details and sent me some lengthy message querying my life status.

I ended up on the phone with him and he told me the whole story, and I relayed to him that I was alive and well.

Apparently some bitch I knew back in uni might've been the source of the rumour. I barely even knew the cunt. But apparently she was the source of the claim that I had "committed suicide in 2021". It's totally bizarre to me that she would even do that. I don't understand why she would make up a lie that I had "killed myself". What would she have to gain?

Anyway, the ex-friend never contacted me again since then, nor did anyone else from my past. As is typical, I have been completely and totally abandoned by everybody.

>>213621042
Most common ones here are the shitty plastic tubs with comically small amount of chocolates inside them. The tubs at the bottom are indented upwards so they give the illusion there are more in there then there are.

>>213621019
I use a different brand each time. I like to vary it

NEW Steve1989 from MRE info.com videos up as we speak.

When I was falling asleep last night I saw one of those flashes of light you see when you're falling asleep sometimes. But this time it was really REALLY bright man, it was so bright, and then I saw one of those fishes with the dangling lights on their foreheads. Swear to God. He was swimming toward me and it startled me. Anglerfish. Unbelievable, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-vCOJ9d2oc

I took my melatonin tablets at 4:10am

>>213621095
yeah. sometimes dreams seem vivid as if theyre real life

I deserve $100,000,000

>>213621028
https://voca.ro/1djzZOJ4PnKg

>>213621129
what for

>>213621019
whichever is on sale. i'm jewmaxxing

>>213621138
Uhh I'm a nice guy

ok so THAT was my last gay wank

>>213621036
Ktim

>>213621154
fomyeg

>>213621130
I like your accent. I find American accents like yours warmer and more genuine than cold, sarky British accents.

>>213621154
why, you found a boyfriend? x

>>213621122
4:10 to honk shooma

>>213621130
Also, your accent reminds me of my continental European uncle. He's an English teacher and learned English in America. He's the funniest person I know, so I associate that accent with humour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUrw8ab8OYM

>>213621053
>they are.. le satan worshippers!
such a fallacious argument

*scratches neck*
*glances out window*
*closes all the blinds*
*hides in the corner with shotgun*
Yup back on the drugules

>>213621130
plain cheeze
nothing special

>>213621221
what drugs you scranning? methberg? shroomsteins? cokebaum?

Would you have sex with the new prime minister of Lithuania?

>>213621221
gingerpedo

Im very worried America will fall to civil war.

>>213621181

Why do zoomers/retards all talk this way when they disagree with something
>Imagine believing x

>>213621283
I don't see any avenues for military separatists to organize

lmagine caring

imagine dragons

>>213621259
Just normal phetamines and the weed

>>213621278
i would have sex with most women (including this one)

>>213621288
You know the Israel situation is absolutely cooked when Destinys fanbase is beginning to turn of Jizzrael
>>213621292
It’s beginning

>>213621288
>LMFAOOO
When people say this, they aren't actually laughing. They're seething and trying to hide it.

>>213621288
Seen this fella sucking on a willard

as a kid i used to watch really old cartoons on vhs like felix the cat and little lulu and animated movies like gulliver's travels

sleepy filly on this end x

>>213621324
>It’s beginning
Where

>>213621357
ummy

>>213621342
yeah that was repulsive. some things you wish you could unsee

The voice of a women who has smoked and drank her whole life is absolutely repulsive. On a man it's sovl

>>213621279
incorrect.

sir um poster

>>213621397
ktim

what if a genocidal AI already exists, but instead of purging us in a big dramatic nuclear war or something, it's doing it in the most annoying way possible by destroying living standards and making everything too expensive so that we either starve/die on the streets and also can't afford to have children to replace our numbers?

>>213621288
zoomers are what they are but destiny is one of us

>>213621324
What caused the change?

>>213621201
https://voca.ro/1kvckD1NQIak

>>213621234
https://voca.ro/144OdccuH5Xh

This type of thing
They were in black and white or one colour, though

>>213621369
me everytime i see my reflection

>>213621288

>>213621433

>>213621357
mid just has weird coloured eyes

>>213621406
Civilization alone is doing the job. The land is raped, so is the ocean.

more like density

>>213621354
Everywhere. You see it in the US and to a smaller extent in Europe. The world is going to go to war with itself once again. We're going to see massmurder, death and rape on a scale that's going to make WW2 seem like a picnic.
>>213621418
They're actually beginning to starve now and that's hard to hide, even without foreign journalists not being allowed into the strip. D-man actually hasn't spoken about I/P in a while because every shill point he made about them got proven wrong eventually.

>>213621288
this guy didn't know the equation for the area of a square btw

>>213621406
>can't afford to have children to replace our numbers
Meme, people don't want kids because they just don't want kids when life is nice and comfy.

>he thinks something will happen

>>213621420
He's Belgian. I think he went somewhere on the east coast of the US and then taught English in Belgian high schools.

>>213621462
Her skin is nice

watching pride and prejudice, might have a weep later

>>213621484
I think once this guy's fan base completely turns on Israel Bibi will have no choice but to pull the troops out of Gaza

>>213621526
>>213621586
WW2 happened

>>213621554
i think shes fit i would goon to her w you

Ever since I find out about him, there's been something about Rupert Lowe that I don't like. Something slightly dodgy about him

>watching pride and prejudice, might have a weep later

>>213621605
I would like to breed her very much

>>213621625
i would watch

why does my bed smell horrific after less than a week. its like something has died in here.

>>213621526
It's already started. You're going to have to decide if you're going to be swept by the tide or swim with the current.
>>213621594
Israel is going to get whatever they want in Trump's presidency. But it's funny that his strongest shill point for so long was that the US-Israel have a strong relationship because Israel is the only country in the somewhat important region with a respect for human rights only for them to starve an entire population as a collective punishment.

>>213621644
Are you sweating a lot in your sleep?

>>213621597
That was before the Golden Age

>>213621656
not sure

>>213621656
actually yeah a bit, i don't know why

>>213621502
women go absolutely mental if they're still childless around 30

>>213621531
https://voca.ro/1cKzLtZLFloA

if you don't have white children then you're giving the government an excuse to patch the wound of wasted potential by importing infinity jeets

Need her poo on my dinner plate pronto.

My nose sometimes smells cheesy. It's the inside of my nostrils that I'm smelling (I'm guessing the boogers), but I keep thinking I'm smelling the outside surface of my nose

I'm convinced Ghedaffi was actually holding the whole world together

>>213621731
don turtelli

>>213621725
lad, they don't need the excuse

What do you think smells worse, sulphur or ammonia?

>>213621740
he gave weapons to the IRA though

>>213621731
It could be your upper lip

>>213621754
ammonia, smells like cat piss whereas sulphur is reminiiscent of a satisfying fart

>>213621754
sulphur of course

>>213621754
yeah

>>213621682
No longer the case unless you live terminally online and think every 30 year old woman is just as much of a sad loser as you.
I won't even give you an example from the West, I work with a mid-thirties Chinese guy who immigrated about a decade back. I think he went from living in an apartment to owning a big house. Still doesn't have any kids and decided he didn't want any back in China. From what I know his parents had a few siblings but he's an only child. It went from 3-2-1 to nothing.

>>213621754
Sulphur smells good

i have never 'screamed' at a yank post

>>213621754
sulfur will make you mildly disgusted
ammonia will make you want to rip out your organs

>>213621779
>talking about women
>gives a man as an example
m8

>>213621761
probably trying to keep us busy at home so our jewish elites weren't waging war so much elsewheere

>>213621797
And? His wife is a woman. I've met her a few times, nice lady.

>>213621779
know a few girls that are explicitly very concerned about approaching 30 without having children on the horizon (ie are single)
go outside

>>213621810
i'm just saying if you're going to give anecdotal evidence about a single person you've met (or a couple rather as you reclarified) then at least focus on the element that counts

delliah rage just did her first ever b/g scene and it was with a black guy lol

I'm a Saxon.

l'm a saxman

>>213621839
Prove it

>>213621837
ok

withnail and i isn't as good as i remember
>failing actors drink a lot and one of them almost gets raped by some old dandy
that's the whole film. grim.

>>213621831
Fair, he's also got 3 dogs that they treat like kids. Even have their own rooms kek.
>>213621826
They'll have cat and they'll be happy about it.

>>213621850
its actually pretty good and im not into bbc stuff
https://bunkr.si/f/uXHNrFHBQS63F

>>213621725
White Australians are racially compromised due to mixing with abos along the way.
I'm not saying there are no 100% white Australians, but you can't just assume that's what you are. You must rule out the other possibility with dna analysis on yourself and your spouse if you have one.

>>213621878
im not watching it

>>213621846
I'm a scatman
PEEEE LA POO POO WEE POO
LA POO POO WEE POO

Ammonia smell is annoying.
Sulphur less so.

>>213621905
sulphur will fry your lungs

>>213621882
even if true it can be bred out, almost everyone has a few impurities in their bloodline, it doesn't matter because abos are a dying race and our genetics will reflect that in a few generations since these days nobody is desperate enough to go and shag a full-blooded abo, it's akin to bestiality

>>213621878
>fatly waddles into thread
>posts interracial porn
americans are beyond parody

so lonely i just want a gay bf

Brimstone, as it were

>>213621918
scream

>>213621918
how did i waddle into this thread if ive been here since its creation?

I don't consider 'white' South Africans to be white. White South Africans have an average of 8% African DNA from centuries of contact with local tribes. It's actually hard to find a white South Africa who is 100% European.

drive uncle!

trying to figure out the right zopiclone dosage to take before work so that i'm zoned out and won't even remember any of the toil, but not so much that i fall asleep

Mad how sam kerr and penny wong got more women pregnant than all of /brit/ collectively

Here's your next gen of aussies mate

>>213621949
funny ahh video

>>213621947
they also have 5% malay dna but they are so inbred that their white gene expression goes out, thats why they have the highest rates of blue eyes. They look creepy af

>>213621949
ohh shit lol

>>213621949
sc

Penny Wong.

Meanwhile brucey is still gymcelling for the future missus.

>>213621977
Every inhabitant of Orania should take a Ancestry DNA test
I think they would be in for quite a shock

>>213621982
don't know who that ugly chinky is, brucie

>>213621917
Well it's a moot point anyway, Aussies will mix with Chinks now until it's an island of hapas

>>213622018
Misses Penny Wong.

a penny for your wong

>>213622001
it doesn't matter if they live in or outside orania, afrikanners descend from 300-350 total people (this includes the africans and malay they mixed with)

honestly you could blame anglos for causing this massive interbreeding because you put them in camps and killed a significant number of their population but that was only because they were doing terroristic shit to anglos and even killing anglo kids

China is the Borg.
America is the Federation.
Russia is the Cardassians.

hey yanky

nicolas cage looked old for his age when he was in his 20s and now he looks young for his age at 60

how you feel if your missus took bbc in the past before you met her and she never told you? be honest

In the UK, there are many Australians working as paramedics for the NHS, and
the men often have those Australian mullet haircuts

nicolas cage does not look young for his age wtf

>>213622062
He became sort of a joke in the 2000s and was known for being in terrible movies, but in the 2010s he got back to making serious kinos again.

>>213622018
was thinking the exact same thing

>>213622031
still don't know
why should i know who she is?

>>213622039
>because you put them in camps
A lot of blacks were also put into camps for no reason. Honestly, white brits deserve everything that's happening right now in their country and a hundred times more. Evil fucking people.

>>213622121
>A lot of blacks were also put into camps for no reason.
time has proven that it was in fact for a very good reason

>>213622039
I know, but the inhabitants of Orania probably care more about racial purity than the average Afrikaan
Finding out they have black and Malay DNA would be a difficult pill for them to swallow

hi lads hi

>>213622121
Pinhead

>>213622085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM
i remember, don't remember seeing him an anything recent besides the color out of space (2019) and that was alright

feeling comfy right about now

Gonna start calling people pinhead and dufus and slowpoke

doin a poo

>>213622039
>they were doing terroristic shit to anglos
It was guerilla warfare.

nut supanut

i used really gay nicolas cage wrapping paper last christmas

think i will stop posting on here for a while got addicted again
good day sir

i feel nothing
chemicals all in balance

>>213622167
alright knucklehead we get it

>>213622121
trvke

reading about symptoms of autism
not looking good for me lads

>>213622167
ok numbnuts

vinnie is staring at u, what do u do

>>213622184
anglos gave them peaceful option multiple times and didnt attack first, the boers attacked first and were literally retards. Boers were even allowed autonomy and they refused
fuck afrikanners, they are terrorists and evil

>>213622233
>>213622233
>>213622233

>>213622207
see you tomorrow

>>213622129
A lot of them were just reffos from the spillout of the war
>>213622146
Dickhead

>>213618315
>>213618315
>>213618315

>>213622273
no