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now this is getting ridiculous

I wish I were sipping a beer on the Adriatic

Heartbreak at summer slam

gonna be a fat shit and eat spicy ramen at 11pm

I'm not respected or taken serious. That's the main thing

This girl on the top left is wife material. I would kiss her and hold her hands in the missionary position.

>>213620601
Note that the foids didn't eat the meatballs

I wish I were sipping a Qingdao beer in Chongqing, China

>>213620681
ITS NOT EVEN 8
THE WEST COAST IS THE ONLY TIME ZONE

>depressed for months/years
>depression lifts for a few hours
>life is good, why did I waste all of my time doing nothing, I need to get motivated
>get depressed again

Don’t think I got that job

>3 head proportions
>normies go insane

>>213620687
This takes me back

>>213618061
okay this was funny lee bait

Some people think I’m a person but I’m actually three birds! I’m three cute little birdes

>>213620692
east coast beast coast the world runs on new yawk

masturbating to anime men = you're gay
>yes
masturbating to anime furries = you're a furry
>correct
masturbating to anime children = you're a pedophile
>THAT'S NOT TRUE THEY'RE NOT REAL IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

As someone from Delaware I can truly say the east coast is the least coast

Class of 09 was shitty

"Guys, I'm suffering from depression"
-every lil bitch on the internet

ran out of rice

>>213620693
There's no such thing you're just a loser and your loserness makes you feel sad which keeps you a loser

What if a man sat down in your lap and really started grinding his ass onto your meat

>>213620721
That’s me, nigga! I’m sad!

…I’m sad :(

>>213620719
you live in a fake state of course you’d say that faker

all the greasy chuds are out on friday night
bye

>>213620738
if he looked like you, that’d be ok

>>213620695
Those little goblins lolicons post piss me off. I'm not a lolicon, but the realistic designs are clearly more appealing to everyone.

>>213620738
I wouldn’t let a man sit down on my lap

>>213620711
Masturbating to anime = you're autistic

I was reconsidering doing kick-boxing because of CTE. Then I saw the fight thread on the catalogue and immediately remembered why I wanted to do it in the first place. I don't to be the recipient of a beating and it being posted on here

>>213620743
Become an alcoholic you'll at least get some stories from it

Delaware is literally just two toll boths

>>213620755
Your ENTIRE populace does it

How is he doing? Imagine if Yandev finished his game now while Pirate Software is getting roasted.
Total Alex redemption.

>>213620758
If anyone ever tries to attack me with physical violence i will utilize my right to self defense and use my licensed concealed carry weapon within the bounds of the law

>>213620763
No I’m cutting back on booze. Trying to get so jacked that I forget how to be sad.

>>213620773
Who you got in a fight

>>213620782
Socio economic factors and structural racism

>>213620693
you're not depressed enough yet. eventually you will break through to the other side after reaching rock bottom and your hatred for being depressed and those are depressed will push you to do something with your life.

I love being drunk and noticing other drunk posters

Democrats are saying Dean Cain isn’t white and shouldn’t be part of ICE because of this
Ummm Hapas can also think that endless brown hordes aren’t a good thing

Why do depressed people always type in all lowercase

>>213620808
Thats grooms, strong overlap for obvious reasons

>>213620805
he is at best going to be used for photo ops and propaganda after being asked by their team

>>213620805
They keep bringing up how many Latinx are ICE agents like it's a gotcha too. IDGI

>>213620802
I’m drunk right now and smoking a joint in my backyard but my wife wants me to go back and watch Desperate Housewives with her
She’s drinking wine and I’m drinking vodka
>>213620808
Subconscious homosexuality

>>213620828
Watching Desperate Housewives in 2025 is deranged

>>213620815
*Troons
Fracking auto correct

>>213620819
If you immigrate to the US you need to support open borders and the LGBT
You’re not allowed to keep America the country that your ancestors loved and thought was a new opportunity for them
Simple as

>>213620685
I had the same thought initially but her body type looks like she'll balloon after pregnancy and never bounce back. So I'll have to say top right is better.

>>213620768
I've never done it. I also hate deep fakes and photoshop. If it's not a real ass, pussy, dick or tits it's not turning me on

Dean Cain always doing shit for attention on god like bitch go get yourself a job

>>213620819
Cause it shows it's not purely about "white supremacism", or all those other talking points

>>213620841
She’s only 25 and just started watching it again after watching it with her mom when it was on TV
Apparently it’s gonna get a reboot

>>213620805
John Leguizamo is fuckin SEEEEEEEEEEETHING about it lmao

/cum/ politics posters go to hell when they die and they get big penises jizzing on their face every day. They get gay sex done to them by their dad.

>>213620676
im skinnyfat

>>213620876
The pest has become the pested

>>213620849
>You’re not allowed to keep America the country that your ancestors loved and thought was a new opportunity for them
But your ancestors weren't in this cunt...

>>213620805
>>213620865
>>213620876
NO ONE KNOWS WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE

>>213620794
Tough call. Alex has high test from drinking from the cum chalice. So he would get my vote. Thor would win if he underwent a third puberty, though.

Accidentally came across this beautiful Libertarian think piece. Brilliant stuff.

>>213620888
Post torso

>>213620886
That's what they want though probably

Here let me tell you som ething

The new Big Hitler was Drumpg. But then after that Vance had gay sex with Peter Thiel. AI companies are ownded by Peter O’Toole. And that’s why politics is fags. You are fags.

>>213620886
Don't threaten us with a good time

>>213620892
kek just remembered him dancing and farting in the shower

Just got off the phone with my contact at the White House. Apparently Trump is working to finalize a trade deal with China for WMAF, boosting fertility rates in both countries. The problem is that the CCP is pushing a provision that would classify Latinos as white. It's still too early to say if the deal will get made.

>>213620913
cba rn

>>213620773
>>213620911
NO ONE KNOWS WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE

>>213620886
Jason would love that.

any girl friends here

>>213620805
I do think becoming an ICE agent after your grandparents were interred in camps and the current admin wants to bring this back is pretty funny desu

>>213620897
He played Superman

>>213620926
I do that

>>213620912
Why should cigs be banned? I consume what I want, get your hands out my shit kike

>>213620932
You're probably fatigued due to your anorexia

>>213620947
Because you're like a 5 year old and need adults to make good decisions for you.

Please trade me to China. Communism is nifty and Chinese women owe me sex. But my dick’s too big for them. SAD! IT’S VERY SAD THAT I CAN’T EVEN FUCK MY CHINESE HAREM BECAUSE MINE PENIS TOO BIG!

I saw a cute pajeeta on the bus today, but I was too afraid to ask her out. Is that weird, asking out a stranger?

>>213620939
>after your grandparents were interred in camps
What would you do with a bunch of people from a country you're at war with during war time?
Internment camps are pretty reasonable in that context

Me with /cum/sters over 25

myspace was based in retrospect
why cant you be creative with your social media page anymore

>>213620933
Literally millions of people know who they are but you think your point of view applies to everyone else

>>213620971
Idk probably hurts revenue somehow
Line go up

>>213620968
ya right, you will never pass

>>213620971
because now it would be penises and porn and cp and gore and racism

>>213620971
advertisers said no, everything must be the same so going online feels like going to a retailer

>>213620966
2/3rds of them were born and raised in the U.S., all of them were U.S. citizens. It's not like they were here on visas.

>>213620971
Because of Benjamin Netanyahu and the Rothschilds

>>213620991
but it's just ukraine gore and child grooming and israeli genocide right now

>>213620978
Think this was meant to be in reply to >>213620897 the terminally online aren't "people"

>>213620978
Idk who they are either
Don't follow pop slop twatter news. I couldn't name a single current celebrity
Not important

Every day not in Europe is a day wasted

This evening I actually got smoked weed raped chinese can’t stop having a boner jizzing and I’m gay

>>213621022
youre so cool youre sooo different thats like sooo interesting *twirls hair in my finger*

Free Tibet
Free Hong Kong
Free Manchuria

>>213621022
You should follow the popslop Trump does at least tbqh it's hilarious

>>213621022
It's not cool to be ignorant in the age of information

>>213620912
When are governments around the world start banning added sugars

>>213621056
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LeH6Y1YHQDQ

Zoomies don't appreciate true art like The Pest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0RnAJoV_4

They are uncultured bumpkins on a digital road of dogshit.

>>213621002
Most of those 2/3 were 2nd Generation, you can't guarantee their loyalty. During war time you have to take extreme measures

This is democracy manifest

this spicy ramen fucking sucks

>>213621055
Passive aggressive zoomer fag your humor is not funny

I have acquired so much information that my dick stopped working. I downloaded the internet into my mind and now I’m a girl.

>>213621105
You have schizophrenia

i have awoken from my post water park slumber

sometimes i imagine a vagina on my penis

>>213621119
I bet there were lots of fat people there

>>213621090
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

>>213621104
youre sooo dominant and aggressive thats like daddy af and youre sooo different and unique too? you dont watch pop culture? thats like soooo coooool *keeps twirling hair*

>>213621117
Thanks babe <3

>>213621147
succulent chinese penis

>>213621162
Is it true that Shanghai has the largest gay orgies on earth?

>>213621170
yes

>>213621162
>succulent chinese penis

>>213621187
Can't remember if this is some mass shooter or what

>>213621196
He shot our president in the head

>>213621211
Oh right, that guy

>>213621211
NOT MY PRESIDENT

Walk with my tits! Walk walk walk with my tits!

Maybe we wouldn't have so many shootings if we got rid of some of these guns

Maybe we wouldn’t have so many guns if we got rid of these shootings

I want a girlfriend

nobody ever thinks about the white woman's suffering
they suffer in silence

Maybe if cock didn't look so good I wouldn't have the desire to suck it

>uuhhh maybe we wouldn't have so many rapes if we chopped off all our dicks!
Fucking retard

>>213621140
only a few

>>213621248
I’ll can be your girlfriend anon. We can pretend just for tonight. Just pretend penis balls is not there. It’s easy ^_^

>>213621264
well?

No luck catching them shooters then?

>>213621264
False equivalence.

Uhh…Let me be clear uhhhh…. I’m gay

Faggots are not welcome, genuinely leave now we don't want you here. It's not funny we genuinely do not like you

Maybe Trump can get me and my neighbor to sign a peace agreement even if my neighbor is A SCUMBAG FAGGOT WHO KEEPS STEALING MY PARKING SPACES AND HAS 18 FAMILIES WITH 13 CARS LIVING IN HIS HOUSE!

>>213621306
theres like 6 of us here and 1 of you

maybe girls should approach me

>>213621306
I have sucked your dad’s cock unfortunately and I’m staying

>>213621088
You could just monitor them. Like we did during the war on terror...
It's not like they could have any meaningful impact on the war effort either. It was 100k people.

>>213621306
Just say you think I look good already

women are probably just too intimidated to approach me
yeah, that's it

There won't be a civil war

I be bricked up about guys, ya dig?

>>213621347
They call me the brickster

Apparently ****** ***** put giant US flags both in front and behind the ***** ***** and they just look god awful lmao

i'm too intimidated to look at women

James Gunn says 'SUPERMAN 2' will revolve around 'PINK KRYPTONITE'

"Superman is going to an area he's never gone before. "

(Source: @JamesGunn)

going to start a streewear clothing brand called "INGGER"

>>213621347
I'm geeked

>>213621366
no they dont youre exaggerating

Azerbaijan and Armenia linked up! Sneed it or feed it?

And that’s called the cash dollar bill money mentality

What the fuck am I supposed to do all night

>>213621402
https://youtu.be/YLBOSzKeBSQ?si=0zwphRKs4ou-ym3h

>>213621402
This nigga 1st generation taiwanese

so i'm just supposed to jerk it trannies? that's what you want from me?

Remember when Georgia declared war on us and hid a suitcase nuke in an apartment complex in Maryland?

>>213621423
I don't remember this

>>213621321
Idc how many there are. You need to leave

HOW MAKE MONEY?! HOW MAKE AMERICAN MONEY?!!! YOU SHOW NOW!!!!

>>213621432
im jerking it to your depop daddy

>>213621419
I got a stretch limousine toyota avalon

>>213621432
No.

this is ridiculous really i cant even shop for clothes without being tempted to goon into oblivion

I have a cold and can't sleep and nothing seems fun to play and I can't decide what to watch either

i could eat a peach for hours

>>213621385
>No, they don't look stupid and gaudy, they look epic and based...almost as epic and based as the VVhite race itself.

HOW CAN I PLAP

>>213621469
why you shopping for skirts nigga

>>213621486
find a mid nonwhite girl and plap away, they are crazy for even mediocre white dick

>>213621505
she was listing jeans in the mens category

listening to the wan show

>>213621469
Imagine this is your daughter and you have to fap to her every night because that's just the way God made you

I'm strongly considering a run for local government.

What to do if your girl keeps trying to eat your ass

>>213621537
Which party?

>>213621511
No, thanks.

>>213621555
The jeets go away party

>>213621550
I'd make her wash it first

i'm so awkward

>>213621555
The Brazilians go away party

>>213621537
are you indian?

>>213621555
The brazillians are 100% white party

>>213621550
Why does she want to do that? Thank you

>>213621555
Imagine being so politically polarized that even your municipal elections end up being between 2 parties.
>>213621571
No.

My heart is ready for that oussy

>>213621537
I encourage you. I mean what's the worst that could happen when your competition is Mark Carney?

>>213621550
just let it happen

I’m just kidding Brazilians, you know I love you <3
>>213621569

>>213621571
How dare you ask this question? Are you fucking racist? Further, Sydney Sweeney is the face of white supremacy

boy ohdah of da peaky bloindahs!

>>213621583
are you chinese?

>>213621583
IRRC you have five, including the greens and the frogs.

can someone buy me these

>>213621482
The first flag is too big, but otherwise who cares
Fixating on appearances is for metro-homo-sexuals

>>213621615
>IRRC
*IIRC

Fuck me.

I will purchase a homestead in Yukon and build a log cabin with perfect wifi

>>213621423
Which COD was that?

>>213621606
are you threatening me?

Anon is going to be the next Rob Ford of Canada, crack habit and all

>>213621614
I'm Italian, so black.
>>213621615
That's federal, not municipal. We don't really have municipal parties outside of the big cities, and even then, they're not connected to the main parties.

>>213621640
It was Splinter Cell

>>213621366
Why does it upset you that a government building has a lot of flags around it?

>>213621595
I don’t understand why brown Brazilians have to cross the ocean for a place like Ireland when they could easily attend a public school here for free. The law also mandates that 50% of university spots be reserved for Black students, and they could earn much more money here than there.

yesterday a mexican with 4 names stole my food. if it happens again im going to jail tonight

>>213621626
you aren't black or famous enough to wear something this retarded

>>213621626
thats so stupid

If I was the Prime Minister I would change the job title to Crime Sinister.

My first act as Crime Sinister of Canada would be to legalize all the drugs, even the bad ones.

>>213621663
Diamonds on my wrist so he call me ice cream. You can double dip because I know you like me

>>213621641
America is a country of immigrants

>>213621668
His name was Juan Julio Alvarez-Perez

What's your job, anonbros? Trying to find something for meself rn

>>213621668
was it julio estrada debris ramirez?

if i was prime minister i would make women touch me peanus weenus

>>213621680
No drugs are bad

>>213621700
Yeah if I were rich I'd spend $100,000 a year on prostitutes

>>213621680
I would change it to the Rice President

>>213621627
>Fixating on appearances is for metro-homo-sexuals

Chico Fernandez, livin' on a gun
Dreams of Santa Anna, fighting in the sun
Drums so loud from outside, makes it hard to dream
A rain is fallin' hard and fast, makes it all seem real
Mornin', come mornin'
A Chico's gotta have his share
Mornin', sad mornin'
Said "He must bebe!"
Mornin', sad mornin'
What a laugh, and I cried
And I cry, cry, cry, cry, cried
Mornin', sad mornin'
Mexican

>>213621696
I do two jobs involving "specialized" driving. It's okay if you're mildly suicidal.

>>213621711
I don't care about whether something looks terrible or good, even if i'm aware it's one or the other

Looking to be a part of a three-man group consisting of beatboxer breakdancer and rapper

I'm 5'6" and I weigh 340 lbs

Legalize it mon

swag

>>213621700
If I were the Canadian Prime Minister, I’d ban all forms of porn and heavily tax OnlyFans and other digital prostitution platforms. White women would either have to stick with white men or get a real job. I’m sick of them making bank off the bullshit demand from a billion Indians who’ve never seen a white tit in their damn lives. Tit for tat, motherfucker. Thank you.

>>213621650
I played the first three and don't remember that. I do remember Georgia being in the first Ghost Recon game.

I'm professionally unemployed

>>213621696
I volunteer at the local library

>>213621756
amateur hobo

lol at orangeman. as an atheist i think all the stuff he's doing for israel is fucking retarded, but israel does have a right to exist and defend themselves.

>>213621756
it's because of trannies, jeets and jeet trannies, fucking thank you

>>213621696
Consulting for a private military contractor
inb4 glowie. it's not the same

>>213621758
nerd

>>213621774
systems engineering?

Need a woman to tongue my ear so bad

>>213621696
dont have one but trying to get into a trade

3'4" and weigh 560lbs

>>213621719
Ambulance driver?

>>213621774
Cool. How did you get in?

>>213621696
mind your business

So lately I’ve been wondering, what do you guys think about politics? I want to know what the 4chan guys have to say about the politics.

>>213621811
Things started getting weird in 2016 and it's been downhill ever since

>>213621811
i really don't care i just want pussy and guns

>>213621805
>Ambulance driver?
no it's hazmat related. i wouldn't make a good EMT. too autistic and also i don't want to, you know, touch people.

>>213621805
>How did you get in?
Apply to General Dynamics

amerika = USA girl

>>213621811
Capitalism good!

>>213621825
r u a garbage man

>>213621803
Damn you must be strong

>>213621849
garbage isn't hazmat

>>213621811
it's all tribal
it's all about the money or something
it's all about ideas and power n' shit

>>213621849
they're usually indian

>>213621825
HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY SUCKS SHIT THROUGH A HOSE

>>213621867
not in Canada, Indians are lazy fucks here they would never work as hard as a garbage man
>>213621861
diapers and used needles and HIV positive condoms aren't hazmat?

>>213621875
My gf makes me do that all the time and you don't see me bragging about it

So lately I’ve been wondering, what do you guys think about indians? I want to know what the 4chan guys have to say about the indians.

im back

>>213621901
India is a land of contrasts

>>213621825
Interesting, I bet its good money

>>213621833
Based glowie. Must feel nice to see one of your weapons fire

>>213621901
Indians are rarely discussed in this general. 4chan guys don’t have much of an opinion about them.

>>213621833
did you study cs and applied math like me or did you study engineering?

need a pair of classic wayfarers but my god have they gone up in price
used to be like 100 somethin bucks for one now its 244 for a pair of polarized ones

>>213621821
>started

still drinking

>>213621939
>still drinking
water

You ever fart so hard you burst a blood vessel like Stewie Griffin

>>213621958
piss

*squirts uncontrollably*
guehh~ x_X

Does woman piss taste different than man piss

pink blonde/redhead pussy is a commodity

>>213621976
*slluuuurrrpp*
mmmph yummers!

>>213621976
*catches it all in my mouth*
*swishes it around and raises my eyebrow*
interesting flavor… i want more…
*grabs you*

imagine being brazilian and never getting to enjoy white pussy man that must suck hopefully there's no one here like that tho

We had it all man
Low crime rates beautiful scenery a good economy, American aspirations with European sensibilities. Clean streets and fresh air.
And then we decided we should just fill every fucking nook and cranny to the fucking BRIM with the stinkiest, rudest, smelliest, dumbest fucking ethnic group on earth in a fucking zerg rush to try and resurrect our economy because of one economic slowdown. And every other fucking western country seems to have collectively decided that's great idea.

>>213621995
What's her name

>>213621983
it stinks in a bad way

I think brapzilla dumpers are unmatched

i got more tinder likes in usa than here the white brazilian women fucking hate me what the fuck, fuck a ducky

>>213622013
Nunya

What if I draped my nutsack over your face while you slept

>>213622027
Nooo please tell me she is so beautiful

>>213621992
>>213621994
*xir tummy is feeling unwell*
ughh my tummy.. lactose intoler-
*starts blasting diarreah all over the fucking place*
*starts cumming too*
GUHH GUHH GUEHHHHHHHHH
AAARRRRGHHHHHH
*cum and poop and upset tummy*
GUEEEEEEHHHHHHH~~~~~~

>>213621811
I'm a neoliberal.

I'm a neonazi

just saw a really good post

>>213622060
Wowzers I love neoliberals!
*sucks your cock until you cum all over my fucking face*

The one white brazillian women I knew was this ultra hot german gril (like pic related) who I legit thought was from europe
I fumbled hard

while pretty damn well high and drunk with my friends I established two things: that what this Slovenian culture of ours lacks the most is great guitar solos and ghost stories. And since I cannot play the guitar I have resolved to write a cycle of at least 6 ghost stories in Slovene and set in Slovenia!

>>213622087
You never had a chance

>>213622092
i want to hear your stories

>>213622092
That’s actually very cool, good luck with your ghost stories.

>>213622081
Inshallah the cute girl that I've been talking to for a bit will say this to me.

>>213622092
Surprisingly based post

stop putting things in your butt God is most displeased with you

>>213622099
Maybe but I should have tried harder. We had a mutual friend and we would hang out together sometimes. I used to make her laugh, we'd flirt and fuckkk meeeee aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>213622139
Okay I dont give a fuck and they kinda look like bots

What if doctors cured constipation by widening your anus with their gloved hands until it was big enough for them to fit their thumb and index finger and pinched the turds and pulled them out that way

>>213622013
do you really wanna know

>>213622157
yeah man what if

>>213622160
Yes, I do

>>213622157
Is that not how they cure it?

>>213622157
whenever i tried using a buttplug the leftover lube would cure my constipation for a couple days

>>213622157
They do that for livestock

I’m fuckin gay

Make the fucking. New

thread has taken a ghastly turn good lord

What if they did it by placing their mouth directly on the anus so that it creates a vacuum which they use to suck the turds out

The only reason I'm not making the new is because I'm afraid someone else will first and then there is 2 news

Dark Magician Girl is cute

If i were rich enough to buy designer clothes i still wouldn’t know how to style them

>>213622292
Nes