trad family edition

>>213622231
hi vinnie!

Nothing wrong with seeing a prostitute

um, this thread isn't near bump limit yet
>>213618315
>>213618315

why are there so many threads up

>>213622315
/brit/ is king

>>213622259
Extremely grim to lose your virginity to one like some here but otherwise agree

got the chase on the telly

>>213622259
this. worlds oldest profession n all at

>>213622382
oh my days

>>213622392
brothel inspector is not a profession, dickhead

>>213622410
it was a big moment
https://youtu.be/5B_4q5H2Zb8

It's crazy that nobody really knows or talks about the Boer War.

>>213622487
It's been viral on the conservative side of the net for years. A autonomous free state of Europeans oppressed and genocided by a greater power plays right into their power fantasy.
Now it's becoming more common knowledge that the Boers had a shit load of slaves and were fighting to keep them, making it analogous to the American civil war, leftypol will go full in and make fun of them like they do of the American South.

>>213622576
leftypol has lost a long time ago

>>213622259
you are incorrect

>>213622607
See>>213622613

I'm a lot like Roman Polanski except im not jewish nor do I make movies

>>213622259
I've thought about it but never done it. One reason is because the escort sites in Germany are filled with 7's and 8's while American hookers tend to look like a -100/10.

>>213622656
no, i am
terrible habit of mine

want to kill myself but i'm afraid i'll reincarnate as someone even more pathetic

>>213622668
so you just shag underage girls then?

>>213622699
why, la? unless you did something terrible, you shouldn't

heating on in August, it not right

mainly to see that it's still working but still, it not right

>>213622710
just sick of my dogshit evil incel life being chained in mental illness

>>213622722
there's people that can help you with that

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life words can't describe the misery I feel after waking up

>>213622734
yeah the cashier at the bottleshop

>took me until age 29 to hit net worth of 250k
feel like a failure desu

>>213622736
lad you can buy a woman for a bottle of vodka and a nice pair of adidas pants, you don't suffer

>>213622722
you are not an evil incel you are cute :3

>>213622722
>>213622736
lighten up boys

>>213622750
we live in a world where 18yo girls make that in less than 24 hours

Building the third temple

>>213622722
go camping for a weekend and you'll be cured. practice mindfulness

I'm a recovering porn addict

im a refractoring porn addict

got the voidz - human sadness on

>>213622847
who was your favourite actress?

might take drastic action

the last thing the missus sees before the long goodnight

i heard hangovers get worse as you get older but i never get hangovers at all anymore even if i get absolutely rat-arsed

>>213622947
oh yea? how old are you?

>>213622935
Didn't have one

>>213622939
going wax on the ballsack, eh? mad lad

>>213622722
lol shut the fuck up you odious little cretinfolx and git sum bitches on yo dick playa

>>213622954
30
my absolute worst hangover was one of my first times drinking heavily, after i went to a party when i was 16, couldn't take two steps without retching

getting tired of people using mental illness as an excuse to why they’re doing fuck all with their lives

>>213622972
screm

>>213622947
same
>>213622954
44

>30

we just gon start raping rorke

>>213622995
take the piss
i know you froglad, you're like 33 or something

>>213622986
i think mental illness is quite a good excuse really

i'd give my left nut to be 30 again
don't get much use out of it anyway

>>213623001
yea, so i speak from experience my fellow old man

lads who don't get hangovers going up against lads who say coffee makes them sleepy in a battle for who is the biggest boring bastard desperate to be considered special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxTJ9Xb9Ec
through the gates of hell (israel)
as we make our way to elysium
through the soviet lines
legio rapetoria

sabaton in the big august 2025

>>213623018
i have the benefit of a babyface so all the zoomers at toil have assumed i'm one of them and not some decrepit ancient old fogey

annoying when you sit down to poo and it comes out straight away like I want some time to sit on my phone yknow

>>213623063
babyface, eh? got a bubblebutt too?

>>213623074
i love pooing so muchhh

morning lads, how’s it foing

>>213623055
its September

>>213623102
um actually woke crybaby its august

>>213623083
she seems marginally less insufferable with normal hair

giving my whiskers a once-over with the triple-bladed gillette razor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXd0JR2SRE8

Pick your chin up lad.
You've got 2 feet, 2 arms, a good head on your shoulders and a big wide world full of crazy characters to play with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKaAlMNvm8

um

thats a ponyberg

>>213623101
yeah okay? but will SHE suck my odious little cretin dick?

>>213623093
morning swelad for its foing well I'm about to have a shave then do some exercise then I'm off to meet dadberg for a meal

>>213623154
i would like to ask this woman out

>>213623093
piss off maggot

>>213623151
maybe if you woo her

tonight's the night

>>213623154
gonna shag him after?

reminder that this mong is taking your job because a silicon valley billionaire said so

about to fight the ugly witches and imlerith

>>213623154
alri sounds nice
got the day lined up with some landscaping toil outside the house, going to the shops then plug myself infront of my music
>>213623174
i love aussies don’t be so mean

>>213623083
Held the door for a girl like this today and she didnt even look at me l

erm...lads?

>>213623101
It's interesting to try and work out what features are telling your brain it's a man. Here the hips are completely obscured by the outfit but you still notice the angle of the legs coming straight down, the lack of mass on the thighs, and the limb length of the legs and arms.

I wonder if in future we'll get a new man-made horror beyond our comprehension similar to limb-lengthening surgery for insecure manlets but for male trannies where they break the hips and then push them outward very slowly so you end up with wide hips. Seems like it would be a medical nightmare and you'd be bedridden for months in agony recovering. I wouldn't bet against it becoming a thing though.

>>213623224
this nigga analysing trannies at half 6 in the morning

Just changed my bedsheets but dunno why considering the missus will be rimming and pegging me on them in a couple hours

>>213623217
should have let it SLAM in her FACE

>>213623237
why does she peg you

>>213623237
ever heard of towels?

It ain't easy being a boy named Poo

>>213623237
I think having clean sheets would be a good thing for a woman to notice. She'd think you really have your life together and are a responsible person.

Not changed my sheets in about a year. Going to have to throw them out I think, they're beyond saving now.

>>213623217
Was she hot?

>>213623262
>Not changed my sheets in about a year. Going to have to throw them out I think, they're beyond saving now.
mad how if you were a woman you'd make a fortune selling them on the net
female privilege is real

>>213623288
um hiiiii rorke

>um hiiiii rorke

>>213623264
Yea she was hot she looked like the girl in that picture. Cashier man asked if we were shopping together

>>213623325
i look like this :3

>um hiiiii rorke

>>213623337
i do not look like this

>>213623226>>213623226

one thing about hamster is they will ALWAYS choose the kale over the parsley
not a species of parsley lovers

>>213623334
i know, fucking faggot
*DM me ok?*

>>213623361
um

>>213623356
good, more for me
garlic and parsley, the winning combo for omelettes and potatoes

the frenchman and the swede are two of my favourite posters. grounded, unpretentious, good sense of humour, pleasure to have them here.

>>213623379
reckon the swede's a boring cunt

don't get as big of a nicotine hit from smoking as i do from vaping

>>213623403
how so?

not sure what video game to play today

>the frenchman and the swede are two of my favourite posters. grounded, unpretentious, good sense of humour, pleasure to have them here.
*sucking noises*

have to hose the bloody leaves off my car because it's been raining and i've parked under a tree

>>213623417
just find all his posts annoying and/or boring
in contrast, all my posts are worldies

>>213623422
play mass effect

>>213623422
Sly Racoon 2

new toothpaste has left a grainy texture on my teeth, perhaps it's broken up some of the plaque and that's what it is

>>213623379
For me, it's Ivan.

>>213623430
this. so fucking much this.
sw*den: 0
UNITED KINGDOM: INFINITY

>>213623454
try some sodium bicarbonate
if you still feel like there's plaque, get a cleaning

do you think gay men like heavy metal

>>213623471
there definitely is plaque, a bit of yellow buildup near the roots of my teeth at the gumline, it's very gross but i'm scared of dentists

>>213623427
haha, absolute cockhead you are mate

>>213623483
buy a scraper and scrape it off yourself

>>213623483
just go to the dentist blind drunk

looks like I’ve been stirring a curry barehanded the amount of ciggies i go through

Cor

my thick, veiny, triumphant, magnificent cock shoved right the fuck down the back of leftypols gullet

>>213623507
never got into the ciggies
guess i'm not a homo with an oral fixation *gobbles the neck of a bottle of rum and swallows slowly*
damn, sucks to be you brucie haha

this mong belongs in special school

>>213623507
wot?

going to make a pasta bake today and eat it

mum i'm cliutchin', calm down love

Yea let me look at you having a conversation with a satanic technogolem

What the fuck is matcha

>>213623570
sure thing tubby, we're all behind you
i'm sure there'll be plenty of crean and cheese, eh? jusy like you like'em eh?. *jiggles your belly*

>>213623554
how can it be this stupid. i can write a python program to answer this question and i haven't done programming since gcses

We would literally be living in a golden age if it weren't for leftypol

>>213623613
well i bought low fat mozzarella and low fat sour cream so that's egg on your face

really makes you think

>>213623624
i think in gcse IT class we learned how to use word and how to maybe a website in adobe dreamweaver (an incredibly useful skill this one)

>well i bought low fat mozzarella and low fat sour cream so that's egg on your face
one egg on my face means eleven in yours i bet haha *jiggles your tits*

>>213623624
because it doesn't work like a python program it just guesses what word should it type next based on probabilities

>>213623554
the company is valued at like 300billion or whatever crazy number, how did they think they'd get away with this

must be a madhouse over there atm. Some people are getting fired over this. Not that they care since they're all millionaires anyway

going to become a doctor so I can perform experiments on people

>>213623711
i have a bumhole you can play with if you like

I am configuring my bentley now

it's funny how fictional ai was always presented as some kind of strict over-analyzing machine that can calculate and predict all outcomes while in reality it just shits out random bullshit. terminator would be much scarier if skynet was a hallucinating llm

get up
have my shower
put a washing load on
do my run
have another shower
put another washing load on
have my coffee
call my dad
watch some efl football
cook and my tea
have a beer
watch a film
have a wine
have a wank
go to bed
watch some youtube kino til i fall asleep

my body is nothing more than a poo factory, and it’s about to export the latest product

>and coke for the drink?

rorke taking his electrical device off the charger only to realise the charger was never on the entire time

>>213623682
well if i was in charge i'd make it able to detect questions where there's an obvious answer and start using a problem solving module instead to prevent embarassment

watching pokemon 2000 on pokemon tv on youtube while drinking my beer

hey england why did you make your language so hard to spell and then laugh at me when I get it wrong. Oh pardon me sir, I didn't realise you stole that word from the greeks or the french and it has silent letters for no ruddy duddy reason buddy

80 years ago today, Americans bombed Nagasaki with a nuclear weapon, killing 70k people and destroying the city

>>213623795
shut up you black abo cunt

https://youtu.be/Rgb0biRTJRg?si=McqsI3e5184YdNi1

>>213623798
And how do you feel about that?

>>213623798
sybau

>>213623798
bradley.webp

>>213623798
mad how the allies would have won the war in the eat anyway but yanks were just like nah we're gonna massacre thousands to show we can

>>213623776
watched it too, couldve sworn that thing was longer as a kid. I then watched the nu-mewtwo remake and my brain couldnt take it expecting certain scenes/lines done a certain way, so it pissed me off and only got a quarter watched.

Doing the read

>>213623798
mad that

>>213623824
is that that horrible weird plasticine 3D mewtwo remake? definition of taking something with soul and shitting all over it

confident I could survive a nuclear attack by diving into some shrubs and curling into a ball

>>213623831

Mad how I'm watching a stream of OoT and watching Pokemon 2000 and back then when they released they were promises of a way better future, glee of things to come, but now we watch them as anchors of things that were once good and are long long gone.

>>213623759
i know i got the meme for that somewhere i can't find it
"can you close the door for me?"

>>213623798
80 years ago today (((they))) dropped a fat nuke right on top of the Catholic centre of Japan

>>213623848
alri 1950s boomer

>>213623873
abrahamic religions don’t belong in asia

>>213623843
yes. I couldnt fucking stand it. I dont usually trust hearsay and reviews, but they were fucking right.

went out for a meal last night, came walking out of the toilets with more than a few sheets of toilet paper trailing off my shoe. My mate tried to wave me stop but I didn't understand him and walked past a few tables before realising. Everyone was staring.
tried to laugh it off but I was hurting

>>213623798
and now america is a cesspoool while japan stands strong
respect, lad

Harry S Trvkeman > FDR

>>213623887
Honestly don't like going out for meals.
Don't like having to communicate around waiters and people who vehemently dislike interacting and being around me

we are /brit/ say RIP to harvey willgoose

*plays ghost of tsushima once*
>abrahamic religions don’t belong in asia

>>213623798
You deserved it

Doesn't help nasty old decrepit boomers make every decent restaurant their playground to fucking sit their fat old wrinkly arses at all day and act smug and condescending to everyone younger that they witness

ds games where you had to play with the system on it's side were really nifty weren't they?

>>213623915
dont know who that is

meant to say we at /brit/

fucked it haven't I

>>213623798

>>213623931
Hotel Dusk, Brain Training, Another Code love that shite. Also miss the Wii waggling stuff like was watching Raving Rabbids 2 videos last night and there's no better feeling waggling that shit to Smoke on the Water

>>213623891
All the Axis powers mog the stupid tranny Allied countries because the Axis Powers off loaded their jews to the US, UK, France, Canada, etc

indian caste system RPG idea, your skin gets progressively whiter as you gain xp. You start in south india and have to find your way to UK legal or not!

what do you think?

>>213623938
you're much closer to them than i am, don't lie
in fact i'm surprised they didn't sail down katanad some darkies and kangoos

the wii was the best console ever made

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

>>213623964
only if you like poofta games

>>213623950
well, we do mog germany in power and we told you to fuck off so we do mog the UK in that regard

>>213623959
vgh imagine a Japanese colony in australia.. what could have been…

>>213623953
This but british chav RPG levelling up to Sir Poo Barmer as final boss

>>213623964
never saw one as a kid, all my bros has ps2

My home has a large dedicated bathtub now

I am now the target audience for bath bombs and other relaxing treats

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“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

>>213623964
WRONG
WRONG
>64
KEK HAS SPOKEN 4CHAN /brit/ons
YOU
ARE
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG

dropped my into my cup of coffee. Absolutely fuming

>>213623882
Abrahamic religion originated in Asia you dolt

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

Nasty old wrinkly boomers sitting in pubs and restaurants wating for their bodies to decompose while despising the youth. Sick of it

>>213623987
Wow you are a faggot

>>213623978
the last samurai ft Paul Hogan in full samurai garb facing a swarm of emus
>this is a knoife *pulls out katana*

how do I edit my post

>>213623991
Di you yeah? Did you drop your into your cup of coffee yeah?

>>213623982
ps2 is the answer. Australia, are you listening to me? You're SO wrong.

>>213623992
jesus was a chinaman was he

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>>213623929
they look at the floor when im passing them

Top DS games lads? Pac Pix, TWEWY, Hotel Dusk, Phoenix Wright trilogy, Ace Attorney Investigations 2 fan translation, FFIV DS edition for me

not sure about the new deftones song

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dropped my vape into my cup of coffee. absolutely fuming

>>213624022
animal crossing wild world

>>213623798
don't care, didn't ask + you're black

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

While traversing the Australian outback you stumble across a meeting of wise aboriginal shamans and medicine men

>>213624019
Always have the nasty old bint type, with the husband opposite, staring at me giving me nasty looks until they get up off their mouldy arses and fuck off

>>213624027
>>213624013
>>213623994
Why do you do this every day

>>213623976
Delusional. Your President is married to a tranny and the world laughs at France

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

PS2 was so fucking kino

>>213624022
I loved Phoenix Wright. Some of the pokemon games were good too

>>213624032
Never understood the appeal of animal crossing (never played it) - do you just build a little island and walk about?

>>213624045
the social issues that result of colonialism and genocide is no laughing matter

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213624052
yea sure thing, tubby

Still the best football kit to date

just airing out his willy weren't he

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213624047
Why are they staring at you? Do you work there or something?

>>213624076
Not fat

>>213624062
it's about maintenance and optimisation and being the best at virtual fishing and virtual bug catching
being a mayor 10 minutes a day
everyday, for a year

>>213624100
Why do you dress like a child

PS2 was really the only good console at the end of the day.

>>213624085
Looks like something Zara would fart out to catch the end of a 'football shirt trend'

>>213624062
>PS2 was so fucking kino
Had a PS2, mum bought it as a surprise for me, and my cunt older brother never let it go. She would never buy games for me on it because he'd do his best to syphon all the money away on things he wanted. Nasty cunt my older brother is.

Which Phoenix Wright lad? Played them in High School and loved them. Have you played Ace Attorney Investigations? Highly recommend them. Edgeworth is the MC.

Animal Crossing is like a desktop escapist world away form the real world. Things like bills and taxes that sting in real life are made better in AC.

>>213624108
gamecube?

>>213624100
that was a mistake

>>213624108
PS4 was alright

>>213624100
Cody brah whats good

>>213624100
>graphic tees
learn to dress faggot

>>213624120
Never had that one but played Eternal Darkness a few years ago and it was great

>>213624102
So it's like runescape for girls?

>>213624092
Dunno my girlfriend says it's because I'm classically handsome and good looking when I bring it up. Don't really believe it though. just think they don't like younger people around them.

>>213624146
>claims something is the only good console
>"yeah but i didnt play that one"
be quiet

>>213624149
never played runescape
just download an emulator and the game

>>213624125
Forgot about PS4. PS4 was pretty good.

>>213624100

>>213624102
>virtual bug catching

>>213624119
>Which Phoenix Wright lad?
My first time playing (well, watching some lad I went on holiday with) was the third one, must have been around 2007 2008? Then I played the Apollo Justice games for myself first, and went back a few years later and played the PW games either on a flashcart or an emulator. Never played Spirit of justice or any of the Miles Edgeworth games though

>>213624045
I mean, I ain't gonna think any less of them over that. That's me after a weekend.

>>213624156
ah right, me too. but i have dead eyes and am permanently brooding so people are intimidated by me

>Armed police swooped to arrest a transgender former Police Community Support Officer convicted of trying to make a semi-automatic gun with a 3D printer.

>Zoe Watts was jailed for eight-and-a-half years this morning after jurors heard the 39-year-old had an 'obsession' with weapons and attempted to make the lethal firearm at her home to 'sneak past law enforcement'.

safe behind bars in a women's prison

>>213624106
I'm autistic and have no girl to help me dress

me

humble neoliberal breakfast

and download a little sister too
think i meant to play nintendogs too?
little idiot didn't know how to play so i showed her
but then i saw she wasn't playing
someone had to take care of the virtual dogs
it was DUTY not faggotry
so i took care of the nintendo labrador

>>213624184
Spirit of Justice is alright, bit naff. Miles Edgeworth games are well worth playing, the second one is arguably the best game of them all including the original trilogy. It got a collection on steam last year.

>>213624145
I own Ralph Lauren shirts and whatever bro I'm not going to dress like a preppy douche

>>213624235
Fair - don't really play games any more to be fair, don't have the time for it. Not sure I can be arsed to sit at a computer and play a game like that either. Maybe one day

>>213624244
i never said you should dress like a douche either, just wear clothes that fit

Rorke Honey

>I own Ralph Lauren shirts but I'm not going to weat them as I think people who wear Ralph Lauren shirts look lame

sure showed him lad

going to iron my new polo shirt to wear today

>I own Ralph Lauren shirts and whatever bro I'm not going to dress like a preppy douche

>>213624278
he's got the keys of his yard

>>213624272
>don't really play games any more to be fair, don't have the time for it.

How come if you don't mind me asking

>>213624287
today's modern textiles don't require ironing

anime is for nonces that includes gay anime games

>>213624306
Just eats up a lot of time you know, it's like is the magic even there any more now, you know? I'll tell you this though, since you asked. There's nothing more upsetting to me. NOTHING. Than sitting down to play nintendo games now. Put a gun in my mouth.

>>213624317
quite like a few of these akshually

>>213624273
I don't like clothes shopping. The t shirt was a gift anyway

>>213624317
Horse game has integrated all the Deanos through gambling. You lost.

carbon nanotubes

you don't hear much about them anymore

>>213624209
Why do you need someone to help you dress and why does it have to be a woman

It’s literally just putting on clothes

>>213624317
Fact

>>213624317
how do feel about western animation then?

>>213624354
yea not since yer mum quit shagging somalians haha

sosij and egg for 'kfast

Got the Jared Taylor on

>>213624331
I can still enjoy games dunno if that's juvenile of me or what, got lost in E33 earlier this year played it non-stop all week when it released.

Why do you hate Nintendo game?. Tbh I was a Nintendo kid, owned mainly their consoles growing up, but the switch and the cult that grew around it completely put me off. Even to this day I can go on /v/ and criticize a switch game like Mario Odyssey and get flooded with death threats from weird discord trannies who've dedicated their lives to appeasing Nintendo.

That being said DK Bananza is a really fun game

>>213624373
Feel like you can see the Simpsons on hallucinogenic drugs but will never see anime on them. That says something both retarded and profound.

>>213624377
corrrr corrrrr

>>213624306
Why don't I have time for it?

I work 9-5 with an hour commute each way, so my day looks like

>5am -Wake up
>6am - Go to gym for an hour then shower
>7:30am - Eat breakfast
>8am - Head off to work
>5:30pm - Leave work
>6:30pm - Arrive home, start preparing dinner
>7:45pm - Eat dinner whilst watching telly with the gf
>8:45 - Telly finished, start getting ready for bed
>9pm - Get into bed, read for an hour
>10pm - Sleep

just as an example

>>213624414
No I like playing the games but there's something nasty feeling to me about playing them at my advanced age. It's all me not the games. Makes me ruminate I guess. I like Odyssey and BotW and Mario Kart.

>>213624306
>>213624434
Also the only games I'm really interested in are OSRS and the new Battlefield, and I don't have a proper gaming PC that could run the latter, don't really have the money to be dropping over a grand on one that could (for one game)

My weekends are taken up by stuff with the gf or just fixing shit around the house

>>213624434
corr 2 hours to do whatever you want

>>213624470

>>213624463
you spend the entire weekend hanging out with the gf, someone you apparently spend all your free time with already? *makes a whip crack noise*

>>213624434
It sounds to me your life is absolutely shit and you should make a change

>>213624434
>>213624463
I live the opposite life to you desu. I don't work but I have a good gaming PC, 4 monitors. I sleep and wake up when I want. But in a way I envy the structure you have. I have a feeling, especially this year, like I'm free falling though life. I do enjoy the freedom of just being to do whatever I want and play any game I want though.

>>213624434
why isn't your useless gf doing the dinner?

I bet John Honey (rorke) got loads of fangirl mail in prison

>>213624434
>hour commute
How much do you make?

>>213624520
>wearing running trainers with jeans
have some self-respect

>>213624434
>>213624518
I can't remember the last time I went to bed at a normal time and just dozed off with heavy lidded eyes with a feeling of peace in everything. Just don't feel it this year, with OSA, increasing oppression. To me there's a feeling of we're being crushed.

>>213624533
>running
Rorke was pottering around the shops, didn't even break a sweat. Stashed all his loot at his mate kev's house then went back for more.

>>213624519
She's at work as well son

>>213624518
Fair enough, you on bennies lad?

>>213624527
Equivalent of about $80,000, so not much, but I bought a house outside of the city

>>213624499
Well her friends are my mate's gfs so inevitably she's there are quite a few things, or we might get into the countryside for a walk most weekends. I like her, why wouldn't I want to spend time with her

>and Ash is never really alone because he's got... me
Find it weird how in this movie they heavily imply an Ash x Misty romance but nothing ever comes about of it

imagine being kept awake at night because the government blocked pornhub

>>213624584
Just use tor init

>>213624571
I doubt her fat arse gets up at 5am to do her cardio
get your house in order

>>213624571
>why wouldn't I want to spend time with her
because it requires you to sacrifice doing literally anything else? I've got friends like you, they're now boring to hang out with and they look dead inside

>>213624576
Ash was asexual

smooth down there like a ken doll

Leftypol getting a fake ID to get into nightclubs at 16

Rorke getting a fake ID so he can wank to trannies on pornhub

>>213624571
>you on bennies lad?
Yh

>>213624607
I have seen this a few times to be fair. It removes a lot of content from people's character and they are boring as fuck. Drugged up on love with no content to their character anymore and everything they used to do that was fun is no longer. Not every guy does this but it's common.

>ZAPDOS [HAPPY]
>ARTICUNO [THANKFUL]
kek these subtitles

>>213624605
kek, she's up earlier than me for hot yoga and does about 9/10 miles at the weekend to be fair, she's in pretty decent nick

>>213624607
Not a sacrifice though is it? I love stomping about the countryside with her then going out for a few pints with my mates. Would be an utterly grim existence if I didn't enjoy spending time with the woman I'm going to marry

>>213624634
Fair play

>>213624656
fomyeg

>mfw my mate wants to go to the cinema with his missus instead of doing dodgy packet in a pub toilet and talking about funny things that happened in Maths in 2008

>>213624677
Other people like Pokemon other than mousey you twat

>>213624666
>Fair play
You're sound lad would get a pint with ya

>>213624571
80k and bought a house is great.

>>213624696
yeah haha x

>>213624696
>talking about funny things that happened in Maths in 2008
Is everyone like this? Is this how we become old people talking about the past?

good meowning :3

>>213624717
Wisely invested some money from some inheritance many years back and my gf's (she's actually a yank) parents helped with her half of the deposit

Weird that they gave Lugia a male voice in the English dub when Lugia was heavily female from the creator's stance

>>213624697
grow up

just absolutely demolished an In n out 3x3
absolutely lush
first thing ive ate since last friday that

>>213624742
weird that a grown man authored this post

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>>213623226
>>213623226

>>213624747
7 days ago Friday? Why did you do that?