Thread 213622292

Snot otter edition

Previous: >>213620650

>>213622103
the outlines:
>Miss Kranjc's pupil
a child's grade school teacher has a favorite pupil whom the child protagonist never sees in the hall - because he's a ghost who's feeding off of her grief!
>the little old woman of the manor
a ghost of an elderly servant preys on those who stray too far on a manorial estate, and our hero, an effete leftist anthropology student from the city staying with his gf in the adjoining village takes notice
>The Impostor Uncle
a child is hounded by a dogman which all the old people in the village know about but none are willing to acknowledge
>the burbling brook
an abused young working class mother goes on a family holiday to a spa town, where she meets an genteel old-fashioned yet agrreable middle aged woman...who is really a ghost from austro-hungarian times that wants to drown her baby!
>the green marble room
an adult intellectual has flashbacks to a cult his parents were part of in the 90s that was apparently dedicated to a monstrous magna mater like figure and is hopelessly drawn to the apartment where they used to stay

BUILT FOR BBC

>>213622292 (OP)
is true that Yale is far more prestigious for americans than Harvard?

>>213622302
>>The Impostor Uncle
>a child is hounded by a dogman which all the old people in the village know about but none are willing to acknowledge
>>the burbling brook
>an abused young working class mother goes on a family holiday to a spa town, where she meets an genteel old-fashioned yet agrreable middle aged woman...who is really a ghost from austro-hungarian times that wants to drown her baby!
>>the green marble room
>an adult intellectual has flashbacks to a cult his parents were part of in the 90s that was apparently dedicated to a monstrous magna mater like figure and is hopelessly drawn to the apartment where they
I like these 3

I am very very eeepy. I’ve had a hard time getting caught up on sleep lately. Hopefully I can get a very good sleep tonight. And I wish the same for you, anon reading this!

>>213622313
None of us are educated

>>213622313
Probably depends on the program, for the educated people.
Harvard for normalfag aura.

>>213622313
Same tier

Clues by Sam solved in less than three minutes

>>213622313
It depends on what you're studying

What if you're home alone and you smell and hear someone ripping a huge fart

>>213622326
night bud

I'm here to make up for my lack of social interaction in school

pleas forgive my twink stink >.<

N

>>213622399
Would be twice as hot if she was black

>>213622414
I wish we were roommates so I could rape you

>>213622414
*snniiiffffffffff*
No problem bud

>>213622342
>>213622353
i heard Yale Law School mogs Harvard Law School?
>>213622329
yet Americans can get jobs without degree. you literally cannot suffer
>>213622345
for non-americans, Harvard gets the rizz, but for Americans, Yale does :/

>>213622399
Alice rosenblum

>>213622441
you’re mistaken, our job market is in shambles and no one can find a job

Grooving to JoJo opening songs

>>213622399
Need her to suffocate me with her thighs and ass

N

investing all my money in gold boullion

>>213622566
Sodium
Msg

She is not "beautiful" - play on girl.

>>213622591
Sodium keeps you alive

>the task-mistress
an instagram seamstress who moves to an alpine village notices the local women being commanded by a hulking inhuman figure dressed in white feminine peasant wear every time the sun waxes high at midday

posting jason outside of /cum/ should be a bannable offence

>went to the barber recently
>start gettin my hair
>another bald barber is talking to a customer about loosing virginity
>bald cunt brags about losing it a 9
This can not be real

let he who has never pooped in the sink cast the first stone

>>213622654
And also inside.

>>213622672
Kek

>>213622682
*casts the first stone*

>>213622672
I knew someone who lost it at 12. Anybody younger was probably just molested.

straining so hard to poop my entire torso musculature is in pain

>>213622672
this isn't particularly uncommon in poorer communities

>>213622682
*casts the first stone then shits in your sinks*

druk and contemplating life

*casts the fourth stone*

>>213622733
High and bored

>>213622690
>>213622702
>>213622709
How the fuck does that even work? I'm an incel so I would'nt know and the fact that he bought it up with some random customer and then was gloating about it

gonna sleep gn cum
bad night to the west coasters

Sober and sleepy. I’ve been totally sober for three weeks now. No booze or weed. I don’t really feel any better lol. At least no hangovers.

>>213622757
What'd I ever do to you?

>>213622759
Trust me one day you’ll be like ‘oh i can do x and y again with no effort and im not always tired or angry etc’
And if you drink again you’ll remember why you stopped

>>213622768
it’s unnatural
the pacific wasn’t meant to be inhabited by people facing west
it’s a fucking eastern-facing type of ocean

I don't like anything about myself

Where is /cum/ on the west coast rn? I'm in Norcal

>>213622799
East Long Beach

>>213622775
Yeah maybe. I was only ever a weekend drinker though, so I’ll end up having a few beers again. My crutch was the weed. That’s the shit I need to stay away from. Otherwise I’ll just be high all the time.

Couldn't find anything to play or watch and this congestion medicine is doing fuck all, just took an edible so I can maybe actually fall asleep once it kicks in

>>213622799
the bay

>>213622809
Long beach is cool, I like Santa Monica more

>>213622829
lol I'm in SF proper

>>213622850
>lol I'm in SF proper
im in the South Bay
it sucks ass, im gonna move back to pa

The last time I got a haircut the barber was very obviously gay and was telling me about his most recent vacation (to barcelona) but in kind of a deadpan tone and he was saying partner but he almost slipped up and said boyfriend a few times and eventually I was like "you can just say boyfriend I got nothing against it" and he became like 100000x times more talkative and friendly all of a sudden and at the end he told me if I was ever going to barcelona to call him so he could make me a sight seeing guide because he goes every year (presumable for gay sex) and loves telling others about local places he knows about because of years of experience that other tourists would never find

anyway think I might go to barcelona and get fucked in the ass for a vacation next year

>>213622871
San Jose? Man I was there once and it felt like Mexico with the heat and people. Just move to SF man, it's much better

why do west coastoids say "proper" its retarded and gay

>the back entrance
a druggie programmer in a startup is beset by the ghosts of the yugoslav laborers who used to work in the factory where his firm's located and who want to make him one of them!

>>213622899
*fat british man voice* propa gorge-us inn she m8

>>213622882
Barcelona seems really cool from what I’ve heard. You should go, whether or not you end up getting piped.

>>213622899
A proper fuck you

>>213622934
idk traveling to countries I don't speak the language in scares me (the end was a joke the rest was true tho)

>>213622899
LA PROPER ESE

>>213622950
Yeah I feel the same way. But at the same time, I wish I was more adventurous.

>>213622205
elliesapplepie
went to make dinner and forgot to reply

Pink pony club

need it or keep it

>>213623062
I don’t know shit about guitars but it looks cool to me.

Manifesting a pale, gynecomastia, cute face, blondish eyelashes/pubes/brows, non low iq, non normie, oily full head of hair, blue eyes, oily skin man

dead thread

drinking milk

>>213623122
literally me

I prefer 3P or monogamy, and polygamy is fine, but some of these isekai authors are stupid and go over 10 or 20 girls and it's like......stop.

The biggest harem I've seen, that their relationships all feel reasonable and grounded, is 8.

>>213623198
I like it better this way

>our greatest adventure begins now
WOW. how amazingly grim

Need a gf who isn't afraid to fart around me and doesn't mind when I fart around her

i hate when i'm mid set and i rip a massive pungent fart but i cant take time to smell it because i have 350lbs above my head

>>213623255
I have had this and did not like it. I don't like farting around people. Although I at first thought it would be funny in theory it disgusted me every time she did it.

Need a gf who farts in my face

I only like the smell of my own farts. I do not enjoy farts from anybody else. Not even a beautiful girl.

Jason's full on trooning out and wanting to be called Samantha started shortly after he played started a new game of minecraft

What I am really saying is that you don’t need to do anything, because if you see yourself in the correct way, you are all as much extraordinary phenomenon of nature as trees, clouds, the patterns in running water, the flickering of fire, the arrangement of the stars, and the form of a galaxy. You are all just like that, and there is nothing wrong with you at all.

>>213623354
cope

need a gf to physically and mentally abuse

>>213623367
Watts?

i love when my boyfriend ejaculates in my butthole then several minutes later after we're all done and tuckered out and i'm full of gas from whatever i ate earlier i tell him to take a look and i blow a little cum bubble with my flatulence and we both have a good laugh

>>213623394
Ye

>>213623399
The faggots and neets in daytime /cum/ would love this post

>>213623409
Very cool, I dig your posts

>>213623415
didn't ask

well THAT just happened..

these faggots have 100% screwed me.

I wonder where Harpo's eatin his dinner

jason what would you do if i pulled up on your sexy ass like this

>>213623399
that's so cute and wholesome, i love that for you

What would jason do if I pulled out my cheese covered cock and said get to cleaning?

>>213623202
T Hanks
Are you still here

>>213623482
Well Jason's a weak little bitch so he'd probably clean it

*90s movie vaguely foreign european voice* its eh... how you say.... gay sex? Getting a fucka'd in the assahole?

*whispers in your ear*
Chyna

this Jason fella sure sounds like quite the character

this is injustice

Gonna have a costco cheese slice rn

how about this? i dont say word

>>213623579
whatcha gonna watch while u eat

>>213623616
idk yt or put on a film
would welcome reccomendations

these edibles are toxic bros

>>213623616
>>213623630
Ranma 1/2

>>213623632
DUDE

We must go to Japan and help them with their decreasing birthrates. I volunteer myself.

she's cute

>>213623695
tranime coomer retard

just remembered ariana grande had a concert where a bunch of people got killed after a terrorist attack and now i feel bad for making fun of her in the wizard of oz movie where she looks paranoid and skinny which reminded me she had to go through a lot of therapy for the terrorist attack

@213623695
ai sloppa

>>213623725
looks 3d printed, I will NOT smoke the microplastics!

Who believes in Jesus of Nazereth? Muslims and Christians. Who deprives Muslims and Christians of worship in Jerusalem? Israelis...

Feels like a real missed opportunity not being able to own slaves, like every generation up to 2-3 ago could just outright own another person and we can't, think of all the rape you missed out on

We should bring back slavery

>>213623883
are you just saying that or do you have a proposal for how it would work/ it's impact on society?

>>213623883
we should send jeets to fight the wild fires with no water

>>213623905
I am simply just saying that, as it were, if it is, the

we should bring back rape

>>213623930
that's really inappropriate.

coins for the boatman

>>213623930
never went away just look at jason

If I had a slave, I would use force to penetrate her psyche, making her want to go to all the bakeries and have her review the pastries

You're traveling through another dimension.

>>213623930
just for 24 hours once a year

Have you guys had any twilight zone moments?

North Korea probably has the most skewed ratio between how much people think about the country vs how important the country actually is.

Jerked off but I wasn’t fully hard or really that horny so it wasn’t very good. I wish I wasn’t a loser with low impulse control. Somebody should take my entire fucking head and make it go bye-bye! Bye-bye head! Just kidding I want to live. I want to conquer my vices and grow as a person and a man.

it's the CUM specialty

>>213624084
Those are called Jungian synchronicities

dont like to stay up late because i remember that im a failure

need to poo

>>213624351
>im a failure
why

>>213624359
Shit in my ass, and I'll shit in yours.

i can never understand life

Bring out the boss bitch.

It’s hard to shake this feeling that everything is getting worse. Not just the economy or politics or whatever. But everything. Pop culture has seemingly declined. Doesn’t it seem like the films, music, and vidya being released are much worse than they were 20 years ago? And just look at this website. Pretty much everyone agrees it has declined as well. The internet is an increasingly humourless, miserable, and toxic place. Everything is dumber. Everything is more corporate. Nothing feels real.

This isn’t some suicide post. But when I want some hope or optimism, I look around and find nothing. I’m sure a lot of it is me. I’ve grown older and more cynical. But I see many expressing a similar sentiment all the time now. I don’t know, bros. I think everything is going to continue to get a whole lot worse and it might not ever get better again.

Tomorrow I’ll feel better. But 1am is prime despairposting time.

im so bored wit games i just play them to pass the time

there's also a burger element to this

it's so over

its time to hug bedberg

dead thread

Just watched an episode of the twilight zone where a guy wishes to be hitler.

Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.

its pouring outside

>>213624932
Ya'll coming to the drive in theater?

Saturday morning cartoons and captin crunch breakfast cereal im heading down to the box social later and then im going to the ice cream social and then im going to the drive in cinema with my gal

Imagine living here

>>213625655
How much money to israel will make this dream come true 3 million, 45 billions, 54 trillions?

>>213622292 (OP)
swimmable bbc

>>213622756
you were just an ugly kid

sun burned all over my body anyone want to rub lotion on me?

>>213626269
Don't you think is a little bit too late for sun troubles?

will somebody please fuck my wife so i can get back to playing on my compter

ford no longer makes a car outside of the mustang
all SUV and pickups

leafy

What ever happens in the world I will always be happy when the US suffers.
Just give me white people dying and crying and I will be happy. Happiness involves broccoli head kids getting gunshotted in their fucking head in mass. Please god let us cut their stupid white heads off! Let that stupid joke county to die already.

Me and the gf in fallout 76

getting addicted to ghost energy drinks
went to the conveni and grabbed some
now I am drinking a sour green apple warheads drink and preparing for back day

Women need to stop destroying their assholes
I've seen multiple women this week who can't masturbate without shitting themselves
It's fucking disgusting

>>213628183
Elderly care centers don't count.
You need to hang out with people your age

Where are the white supremacists from chico molingo of the cajon gabinete colorado maria valley del rio grande? You know the historical spot where Juanito del atoro killed "sitting buffalo" from the tribe of luna maria and is now the headquarters of the kkkkk molina valley, the super white part of the continental america de la guarca?

>>213629860
You really just wake up with absolutely nothing of substance on your mind, huh?
>be goshpedo
>wake up bright and early at 7am
>immediate thought is "let me get on 4chan and get in a racial debate"

>>213630026
You posted this from Moreno Valley of the brown town Catarina Marquez named after the last king of the nordic empire of hispañola peninsilula the birth place of the last lineage of hitlerino perez lord Of your hillbilly family living in a trailer park named after the king of shit stained pijamas in an off-road race in minesota, right Cletus Del Arroyo?

New Sydney Sweeney just dropped

Ordered Amazon fresh I never tried Dr pepper cherry so I'm excited

>>213630985
Snacks anon?

>>213630985
Regular is still my fav

Summer faded, of course I waited

>>213631053
A whole lot of snacks is coming since I took out excess junk
>>213631062
We shall see if I agree with you

>>213631087
Summers almost gone
Yeah it's almost gone
Where will we be
When the summers gone

Rain showers have started I love August

Just jerked off to a woman's foot ain't that weird?

>>213631223
Not really

>>213622313
The name is often more important than actual quality. Here Cambridge and Oxford are automatically seen as better even though for some degrees there are way better universities. Harvard will always be the top for prestige because most people think it's the best university in the world even though MIT is better.

5 hours till I get my Amazon fresh delivery I'm so hungry

woah, a phallic monster :0

Evens I eat the beef jerky first
Odds I eat the puffcorn first

>>213631514
The idea that Trump is a pedo has got to be one of the dumbest conspiracies ever, Trump has a fuckton on enemies and Biden was the last president, if they had dirt on Trump that shit would 100% get leaked.

And what to people even expect from the Epstein files? That there is some solid evidence of famous people fucking kids or something? You know that that 100s of people have read them? But nooo the powerful elite and illuminati are making them keep their mouth shut over everything. It's fun to believe this stuff, but once you try to logically think about any of this you see how retarded everything about this is.

These homemade tortillas are SO much better than that mexican crap you buy at the store

had hiccups twice in 3 hours
finna kill myself

Some people take it so personal when they get raped

A million dollars
or
The ability to fly by farting at will

>>213631982
Fly ofc

sippin on that mud

the epstein files doesn't exist

>>213632707
This.
It's obvious.

>>213632861
mandela effect

Want to get a big SUV with 4WD and a V8 but didn't realize these things cost over $100k what the fuck

Ching chong ching chong i dont eat no cat bitch

That new south park episode was pretty lame
it feels like their just phoning it in this season
like the passion isnt there anymore and theyre just ranting like all the other boomers by copy and pasting their old ideas onto whatever is current

>>213633123
Oh sweaty

Trump, the great conciliator, has wrought peace between Armenia and Azerbaijan

>>213633208
Well it's probably gonna be one of the most popular seasons in recent years because of all the leftoids circlejerking about Drumpf. I guess they forgot all the Mr. Garrison being president episodes and the ICE episode from the first time he was president

>>213633751
leftists have the memory of a fly

>>213631514
My prime minister has multiple photos with her but it's ok because... uh... it just is!

>>213631514
She had one of the biggest reddit accounts of all time and was a mod to many of the main subreddits before she got arrested but reddit banned anybody who pointed it out and tried to hide it for years

https://old.reddit.com/user/maxwellhill

(she was very anti-Trump)

>>213633849
>mod anywhere on the internet
>it's a pedo
Why are jannies and mods 100% all pedos?

Just ate an avocado

chuds coping

The Chud to Troon Pipeline

>>213633953
>Just ate an avocado

another chud morning in my horrific incel life

>>213633744
I want him to get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, that would be very funny

Reality is Chud
Deal with it.

Play that "Mage Arena" game where you have to say the spells names to cast them but apparently the game has trouble picking up female voices so she could barely cast anything

the only sex humans cant change is that i cant unfuck your mothers

>redditjeet
>I fuked ur muther bloddy benchod!
They really cannot help themselves from saying this, can they?

>Is that a heat lamp?
>Are you heating up this room on purpose?

the only sex humans cant change is that i cant unfuck your fathers

Walk like Ronald. Ronald McDonald

Genuine schizophrenic babble guys, good job

redditjeet isnt real

water on my neck I might fuck around and drown

If I had a girlfriend, I’d place my hand on her pussy to warm up, since my feet and hands get cold in the morning. How about you? Thank you

>>213633712
What?
Is there some kind of cheat code?
I want one

nigga nigga ni

>Ukrainians will not give their land to occupiers, Zelenskiy says
fucking jew
i swear this guy is almost as bad as putin
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO TAKE IT BACK YOU WANT TO FIGHT TO THE LAST UKRANIAN DONT YOU

>>213634661
When I work the night shift, my skin is always really cold to the touch from the ride home. So I climb in bed erap around my wife to warm up and it freaks her out every time

why the fuck would you go for an ivy if it weren't for a phD? Am I wrong? Thank you

niggas really spend their entire day screenshotting twitter posts and random articles to post on 4chan and think that's normal

i'm killing off all my demons cause my soul's worth redeeming

>>213634847
They've got nothing else

>>213634825
be a good goy

>>213634847
yeah but i dont read em to post on 4chan
i read them and then post on 4chan
if 4chan didnt exist id still read em

>>213634870
I said TRIIIIIICK you better catch the wall and make that ass clap for Mr weatherall

way down upon the swanee river

I feel like I get charley horses too often. Maybe i should drink more water

My son watched me painting my nails recently and said he wanted to try it, so I painted them for him and I didn't think much of it.

I was cooking some lasagna when my husband got home and when he saw our son's fingers he lost his mind about some far right paranoia stuff that honestly had me looking at him like he was a stranger in our house. Our son is 4, he likes colorful things. There's nothing wrong with him liking this stuff, he can learn social stuff later.

My husband thinks I'm making our son gay, and started complaining about it a lot. He demanded we get the nail polish off immediately, and signed our FOUR YEAR OLD up for karate classes immediately after. The other kids in the class are eight, at least. I do not want him fighting those kids and getting hurt, the nail polish wasn't hurting anything.

not reading

>>213635621
longest attention span zoomer

>>213635479
comfy

playing ludo with mom

>>213635848
Is she wearing her leopard print underwear? What does she smell like?

took a healthy shit

SO OPEN YOUR EYES CHILD LET'S BE ON OUR WAY
BROKEN WINDOWS AND ASHES ARE GUIDING THE WAY
KEEP QUIET NO LONGER WE'LL SING THROUGH THE DAY
OF THE LIVES THAT WE'VE LOST
AND THE LIVES WE'VE RECLAIMED

i shit too much. i cant find gainful employment because of how often i shit. my shits are also very unhealthy. i fear i may have malabsorption due to how often i shit. i am fading away due to my shit.

>>213635563
That is fruity behavior.

Wdym learn social stuff later? You're teaching him that this is acceptable behavior for him.

He won't get hurt in karate(or any martial art). It's also exactly how you protect yourself from getting hurt, why would they lay it on at the learning? Pick the right school though.

Why is the nail polish a big deal for you?

listened to 3 linkin park albums in a row this morning
minutes to midnight is better than I remembered desu

why are 4channoids like this>>213635911?
i am here to have a comfy conversation and i have no desire to be rude about anyone's mother. why can't we all just be nice to each other?

>Oh my Fuhrer what a pleasant day outside! Let's take walk


chud goes by a women's clothes shop
>Fucking nasty whore clothes hit the wall and kill yourself already roasties!
chud goes by an electronics store
>Consoomer store for reddit cuckolds buying new basedstations for their wives' boyfriends, fuck this
chud goes by a kebab shop
>Go back to your desert shithole you sandniggers!
chud goes by a church
>Christcucks literally worship a jew on a stick lol! Idiots!
chud goes by a mcdonalds
>Who on earth goes to eat this retarded goyslop? Golem mutt animals...
chud goes by a bar
>Degenerates drug themselves with liquid zog mind control poison, thankfully I'm not like them, I'm based and repdilled
chud goes by a synagogue
>Ughhhh jooz are probably sacrificing babies there right now, fuck jooz...
chud goes by a gym
>Stupid meatheads taking onions protein to achieve nigger physique
>Awww man today was such a shit day, I'm never going outside again

Americans will whine and whine and whine about "inflation" (price gouging.) Meanwhile, people in Mexico are paying $88 Mex for a beer.

>>213636798
>people in Mexico are paying $88 Mex for a beer.
Is that a lot? I don't drink beer. Is 4 dollars a lot for a beer?

Umm

>>213636648
Literally me.

>>213636890
Not even America is that cucked. What the fuck happened?

almost won spellcheck today

my parents have never once asked about me getting a girlfriend but they pester my other brothers about it all the time

Sometimes i go to a slow as fuck board and bump half the threads on their catalog once

Can you stop feeding us

the power went out for a second but it's back up now.

>>213636995
you know these aren't party heads and it's probably a small local election right?

My cock has an upward curve

im stumped

today i will shower

>>213637428
hint: horror movies

>>213637428
children of the corn?

Nigga playing nyt brain games thinking he in Seinfeld or Fraiser or some shit

momberg putting the screws on me again
says she doesn’t want me to continue being a friendless incel freak in 10 years

Niles, I'm gay

they call me the beamer *beams you*

>>213634969
if you go out of your way to read social media i consider you a different species than me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkcTiEW7bk&list=RD2XkcTiEW7bk&start_radio=1

4chan is social media

>>213637930
yeah because you have the attention span of a walnut and even mustering enough mental fortitude to read the newspaper is beyond you
and yet you feel smug in your dumb beliefs
and 4chan is social media dumbass get out of here if you hate social media so much

>>213637979
4chan is a social medium*

drank in excess last night and now my tummy really hurts

>>213637979
>>213637985
social media implies that you're identifying yourself before entering a discussion. zoomers try to lump everything together under easy to remember labels because they don't know enough about the history and intricacies of the things they use.

>>213638134
next youre gonna tell me mailing lists and irc isnt social media
youre so dumb it hurts my friend
sound like a smug zoom zoom trying to put on his big boy pants and be muh based or something

i am shartacus

nobody's going to rub my tummy to help me feel better?

>>213638310
*sharts in your ludus*

>>213638218
like a typical zoomer you run to google it because you don't have anything stored in your brain that can be used in a debate. you still do this even after those websites got caught changing the definition of vaccine.

>>213638448
whatever aipac smooth brain

>>213638636
New

New

>>213638457

>>213638641
>>213638653
EPIC FINISH!!!!!!!!