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>>213622103the outlines:
>Miss Kranjc's pupila child's grade school teacher has a favorite pupil whom the child protagonist never sees in the hall - because he's a ghost who's feeding off of her grief!
>the little old woman of the manora ghost of an elderly servant preys on those who stray too far on a manorial estate, and our hero, an effete leftist anthropology student from the city staying with his gf in the adjoining village takes notice
>The Impostor Unclea child is hounded by a dogman which all the old people in the village know about but none are willing to acknowledge
>the burbling brookan abused young working class mother goes on a family holiday to a spa town, where she meets an genteel old-fashioned yet agrreable middle aged woman...who is really a ghost from austro-hungarian times that wants to drown her baby!
>the green marble rooman adult intellectual has flashbacks to a cult his parents were part of in the 90s that was apparently dedicated to a monstrous magna mater like figure and is hopelessly drawn to the apartment where they used to stay
>>213622292 (OP)is true that Yale is far more prestigious for americans than Harvard?
>>213622302>>The Impostor Uncle>a child is hounded by a dogman which all the old people in the village know about but none are willing to acknowledge>>the burbling brook>an abused young working class mother goes on a family holiday to a spa town, where she meets an genteel old-fashioned yet agrreable middle aged woman...who is really a ghost from austro-hungarian times that wants to drown her baby!>>the green marble room>an adult intellectual has flashbacks to a cult his parents were part of in the 90s that was apparently dedicated to a monstrous magna mater like figure and is hopelessly drawn to the apartment where theyI like these 3
I am very very eeepy. Iโve had a hard time getting caught up on sleep lately. Hopefully I can get a very good sleep tonight. And I wish the same for you, anon reading this!
>>213622313None of us are educated
>>213622313Probably depends on the program, for the educated people.
Harvard for normalfag aura.
Clues by Sam solved in less than three minutes
>>213622313It depends on what you're studying
What if you're home alone and you smell and hear someone ripping a huge fart
I'm here to make up for my lack of social interaction in school
pleas forgive my twink stink >.<
>>213622399Would be twice as hot if she was black
>>213622414I wish we were roommates so I could rape you
>>213622414*snniiiffffffffff*
No problem bud
>>213622342>>213622353i heard Yale Law School mogs Harvard Law School?
>>213622329yet Americans can get jobs without degree. you literally cannot suffer
>>213622345for non-americans, Harvard gets the rizz, but for Americans, Yale does :/
>>213622399Alice rosenblum
>>213622441youโre mistaken, our job market is in shambles and no one can find a job
Grooving to JoJo opening songs
>>213622399Need her to suffocate me with her thighs and ass
investing all my money in gold boullion
She is not "beautiful" - play on girl.
>>213622591Sodium keeps you alive
>the task-mistress
an instagram seamstress who moves to an alpine village notices the local women being commanded by a hulking inhuman figure dressed in white feminine peasant wear every time the sun waxes high at midday
posting jason outside of /cum/ should be a bannable offence
>went to the barber recently
>start gettin my hair
>another bald barber is talking to a customer about loosing virginity
>bald cunt brags about losing it a 9
This can not be real
let he who has never pooped in the sink cast the first stone
>>213622654And also inside.
>>213622682*casts the first stone*
>>213622672I knew someone who lost it at 12. Anybody younger was probably just molested.
straining so hard to poop my entire torso musculature is in pain
>>213622672this isn't particularly uncommon in poorer communities
>>213622682*casts the first stone then shits in your sinks*
druk and contemplating life
>>213622733High and bored
>>213622690>>213622702>>213622709How the fuck does that even work? I'm an incel so I would'nt know and the fact that he bought it up with some random customer and then was gloating about it
gonna sleep gn cum
bad night to the west coasters
Sober and sleepy. Iโve been totally sober for three weeks now. No booze or weed. I donโt really feel any better lol. At least no hangovers.
>>213622757What'd I ever do to you?
>>213622759Trust me one day youโll be like โoh i can do x and y again with no effort and im not always tired or angry etcโ
And if you drink again youโll remember why you stopped
>>213622768itโs unnatural
the pacific wasnโt meant to be inhabited by people facing west
itโs a fucking eastern-facing type of ocean
I don't like anything about myself
Where is /cum/ on the west coast rn? I'm in Norcal
>>213622799East Long Beach
>>213622775Yeah maybe. I was only ever a weekend drinker though, so Iโll end up having a few beers again. My crutch was the weed. Thatโs the shit I need to stay away from. Otherwise Iโll just be high all the time.
Couldn't find anything to play or watch and this congestion medicine is doing fuck all, just took an edible so I can maybe actually fall asleep once it kicks in
>>213622809Long beach is cool, I like Santa Monica more
>>213622829lol I'm in SF proper
>>213622850>lol I'm in SF properim in the South Bay
it sucks ass, im gonna move back to pa
The last time I got a haircut the barber was very obviously gay and was telling me about his most recent vacation (to barcelona) but in kind of a deadpan tone and he was saying partner but he almost slipped up and said boyfriend a few times and eventually I was like "you can just say boyfriend I got nothing against it" and he became like 100000x times more talkative and friendly all of a sudden and at the end he told me if I was ever going to barcelona to call him so he could make me a sight seeing guide because he goes every year (presumable for gay sex) and loves telling others about local places he knows about because of years of experience that other tourists would never find
anyway think I might go to barcelona and get fucked in the ass for a vacation next year
>>213622871San Jose? Man I was there once and it felt like Mexico with the heat and people. Just move to SF man, it's much better
why do west coastoids say "proper" its retarded and gay
>the back entrance
a druggie programmer in a startup is beset by the ghosts of the yugoslav laborers who used to work in the factory where his firm's located and who want to make him one of them!
>>213622899*fat british man voice* propa gorge-us inn she m8
>>213622882Barcelona seems really cool from what Iโve heard. You should go, whether or not you end up getting piped.
>>213622899A proper fuck you
>>213622934idk traveling to countries I don't speak the language in scares me (the end was a joke the rest was true tho)
>>213622950Yeah I feel the same way. But at the same time, I wish I was more adventurous.
>>213622205elliesapplepie
went to make dinner and forgot to reply
>>213623062I donโt know shit about guitars but it looks cool to me.
Manifesting a pale, gynecomastia, cute face, blondish eyelashes/pubes/brows, non low iq, non normie, oily full head of hair, blue eyes, oily skin man
I prefer 3P or monogamy, and polygamy is fine, but some of these isekai authors are stupid and go over 10 or 20 girls and it's like......stop.
The biggest harem I've seen, that their relationships all feel reasonable and grounded, is 8.
>>213623198I like it better this way
>our greatest adventure begins now
WOW. how amazingly grim
Need a gf who isn't afraid to fart around me and doesn't mind when I fart around her
i hate when i'm mid set and i rip a massive pungent fart but i cant take time to smell it because i have 350lbs above my head
https://youtu.be/CQYh0ZnDN1s
>>213623255I have had this and did not like it. I don't like farting around people. Although I at first thought it would be funny in theory it disgusted me every time she did it.
Need a gf who farts in my face
I only like the smell of my own farts. I do not enjoy farts from anybody else. Not even a beautiful girl.
Jason's full on trooning out and wanting to be called Samantha started shortly after he played started a new game of minecraft
What I am really saying is that you donโt need to do anything, because if you see yourself in the correct way, you are all as much extraordinary phenomenon of nature as trees, clouds, the patterns in running water, the flickering of fire, the arrangement of the stars, and the form of a galaxy. You are all just like that, and there is nothing wrong with you at all.
need a gf to physically and mentally abuse
i love when my boyfriend ejaculates in my butthole then several minutes later after we're all done and tuckered out and i'm full of gas from whatever i ate earlier i tell him to take a look and i blow a little cum bubble with my flatulence and we both have a good laugh
>>213623399The faggots and neets in daytime /cum/ would love this post
>>213623409Very cool, I dig your posts
well THAT just happened..
these faggots have 100% screwed me.
I wonder where Harpo's eatin his dinner
jason what would you do if i pulled up on your sexy ass like this
>>213623399that's so cute and wholesome, i love that for you
What would jason do if I pulled out my cheese covered cock and said get to cleaning?
>>213623202T Hanks
Are you still here
>>213623482Well Jason's a weak little bitch so he'd probably clean it
*90s movie vaguely foreign european voice* its eh... how you say.... gay sex? Getting a fucka'd in the assahole?
*whispers in your ear*
Chyna
this Jason fella sure sounds like quite the character
Gonna have a costco cheese slice rn
how about this? i dont say word
>>213623579whatcha gonna watch while u eat
>>213623616idk yt or put on a film
would welcome reccomendations
these edibles are toxic bros
We must go to Japan and help them with their decreasing birthrates. I volunteer myself.
>>213623695tranime coomer retard
just remembered ariana grande had a concert where a bunch of people got killed after a terrorist attack and now i feel bad for making fun of her in the wizard of oz movie where she looks paranoid and skinny which reminded me she had to go through a lot of therapy for the terrorist attack
>>213623725looks 3d printed, I will NOT smoke the microplastics!
Who believes in Jesus of Nazereth? Muslims and Christians. Who deprives Muslims and Christians of worship in Jerusalem? Israelis...
Feels like a real missed opportunity not being able to own slaves, like every generation up to 2-3 ago could just outright own another person and we can't, think of all the rape you missed out on
We should bring back slavery
>>213623883are you just saying that or do you have a proposal for how it would work/ it's impact on society?
>>213623883we should send jeets to fight the wild fires with no water
>>213623905I am simply just saying that, as it were, if it is, the
we should bring back rape
>>213623930that's really inappropriate.
>>213623930never went away just look at jason
If I had a slave, I would use force to penetrate her psyche, making her want to go to all the bakeries and have her review the pastries
You're traveling through another dimension.
https://youtu.be/9sqHmCSmx4M?si=9-JVA9UdE60IGfs8
>>213623930just for 24 hours once a year
Have you guys had any twilight zone moments?
North Korea probably has the most skewed ratio between how much people think about the country vs how important the country actually is.
Jerked off but I wasnโt fully hard or really that horny so it wasnโt very good. I wish I wasnโt a loser with low impulse control. Somebody should take my entire fucking head and make it go bye-bye! Bye-bye head! Just kidding I want to live. I want to conquer my vices and grow as a person and a man.
>>213624084Those are called Jungian synchronicities
dont like to stay up late because i remember that im a failure
>>213624351>im a failurewhy
>>213624359Shit in my ass, and I'll shit in yours.
i can never understand life
Bring out the boss bitch.
Itโs hard to shake this feeling that everything is getting worse. Not just the economy or politics or whatever. But everything. Pop culture has seemingly declined. Doesnโt it seem like the films, music, and vidya being released are much worse than they were 20 years ago? And just look at this website. Pretty much everyone agrees it has declined as well. The internet is an increasingly humourless, miserable, and toxic place. Everything is dumber. Everything is more corporate. Nothing feels real.
This isnโt some suicide post. But when I want some hope or optimism, I look around and find nothing. Iโm sure a lot of it is me. Iโve grown older and more cynical. But I see many expressing a similar sentiment all the time now. I donโt know, bros. I think everything is going to continue to get a whole lot worse and it might not ever get better again.
Tomorrow Iโll feel better. But 1am is prime despairposting time.
im so bored wit games i just play them to pass the time
there's also a burger element to this
Just watched an episode of the twilight zone where a guy wishes to be hitler.
Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.
>>213624932Ya'll coming to the drive in theater?
Saturday morning cartoons and captin crunch breakfast cereal im heading down to the box social later and then im going to the ice cream social and then im going to the drive in cinema with my gal
>>213625655How much money to israel will make this dream come true 3 million, 45 billions, 54 trillions?
>>213622756you were just an ugly kid
sun burned all over my body anyone want to rub lotion on me?
>>213626269Don't you think is a little bit too late for sun troubles?
will somebody please fuck my wife so i can get back to playing on my compter
ford no longer makes a car outside of the mustang
all SUV and pickups
What ever happens in the world I will always be happy when the US suffers.
Just give me white people dying and crying and I will be happy. Happiness involves broccoli head kids getting gunshotted in their fucking head in mass. Please god let us cut their stupid white heads off! Let that stupid joke county to die already.
Me and the gf in fallout 76
getting addicted to ghost energy drinks
went to the conveni and grabbed some
now I am drinking a sour green apple warheads drink and preparing for back day
Women need to stop destroying their assholes
I've seen multiple women this week who can't masturbate without shitting themselves
It's fucking disgusting
>>213628183Elderly care centers don't count.
You need to hang out with people your age
https://photoresources.wtatennis.com/wta/document/2024/04/11/8e1e8ca5-640a-4d1d-afa9-e1e41d434e72/AUDIO-2024-04-11-18-35-56.m4a
Where are the white supremacists from chico molingo of the cajon gabinete colorado maria valley del rio grande? You know the historical spot where Juanito del atoro killed "sitting buffalo" from the tribe of luna maria and is now the headquarters of the kkkkk molina valley, the super white part of the continental america de la guarca?
>>213629860You really just wake up with absolutely nothing of substance on your mind, huh?
>be goshpedo>wake up bright and early at 7am>immediate thought is "let me get on 4chan and get in a racial debate"
>>213630026You posted this from Moreno Valley of the brown town Catarina Marquez named after the last king of the nordic empire of hispaรฑola peninsilula the birth place of the last lineage of hitlerino perez lord Of your hillbilly family living in a trailer park named after the king of shit stained pijamas in an off-road race in minesota, right Cletus Del Arroyo?
New Sydney Sweeney just dropped
Ordered Amazon fresh I never tried Dr pepper cherry so I'm excited
>>213630985Regular is still my fav
Summer faded, of course I waited
>>213631053A whole lot of snacks is coming since I took out excess junk
>>213631062We shall see if I agree with you
>>213631087Summers almost gone
Yeah it's almost gone
Where will we be
When the summers gone
Rain showers have started I love August
Just jerked off to a woman's foot ain't that weird?
>>213622313The name is often more important than actual quality. Here Cambridge and Oxford are automatically seen as better even though for some degrees there are way better universities. Harvard will always be the top for prestige because most people think it's the best university in the world even though MIT is better.
5 hours till I get my Amazon fresh delivery I'm so hungry
woah, a phallic monster :0
Evens I eat the beef jerky first
Odds I eat the puffcorn first
>>213631514The idea that Trump is a pedo has got to be one of the dumbest conspiracies ever, Trump has a fuckton on enemies and Biden was the last president, if they had dirt on Trump that shit would 100% get leaked.
And what to people even expect from the Epstein files? That there is some solid evidence of famous people fucking kids or something? You know that that 100s of people have read them? But nooo the powerful elite and illuminati are making them keep their mouth shut over everything. It's fun to believe this stuff, but once you try to logically think about any of this you see how retarded everything about this is.
These homemade tortillas are SO much better than that mexican crap you buy at the store
had hiccups twice in 3 hours
finna kill myself
Some people take it so personal when they get raped
A million dollars
or
The ability to fly by farting at will
the epstein files doesn't exist
>>213632707This.
It's obvious.
>>213632861mandela effect
Want to get a big SUV with 4WD and a V8 but didn't realize these things cost over $100k what the fuck
Ching chong ching chong i dont eat no cat bitch
That new south park episode was pretty lame
it feels like their just phoning it in this season
like the passion isnt there anymore and theyre just ranting like all the other boomers by copy and pasting their old ideas onto whatever is current
Trump, the great conciliator, has wrought peace between Armenia and Azerbaijan
>>213633208Well it's probably gonna be one of the most popular seasons in recent years because of all the leftoids circlejerking about Drumpf. I guess they forgot all the Mr. Garrison being president episodes and the ICE episode from the first time he was president
>>213633751leftists have the memory of a fly
>>213631514My prime minister has multiple photos with her but it's ok because... uh... it just is!
>>213631514She had one of the biggest reddit accounts of all time and was a mod to many of the main subreddits before she got arrested but reddit banned anybody who pointed it out and tried to hide it for years
https://old.reddit.com/user/maxwellhill
(she was very anti-Trump)
>>213633849>mod anywhere on the internet>it's a pedoWhy are jannies and mods 100% all pedos?
The Chud to Troon Pipeline
>>213633953>Just ate an avocado
another chud morning in my horrific incel life
>>213633744I want him to get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, that would be very funny
Reality is Chud
Deal with it.
Play that "Mage Arena" game where you have to say the spells names to cast them but apparently the game has trouble picking up female voices so she could barely cast anything
the only sex humans cant change is that i cant unfuck your mothers
>redditjeet
>I fuked ur muther bloddy benchod!
They really cannot help themselves from saying this, can they?
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>Is that a heat lamp?
>Are you heating up this room on purpose?
the only sex humans cant change is that i cant unfuck your fathers
Walk like Ronald. Ronald McDonald
Genuine schizophrenic babble guys, good job
water on my neck I might fuck around and drown
If I had a girlfriend, Iโd place my hand on her pussy to warm up, since my feet and hands get cold in the morning. How about you? Thank you
>>213633712What?
Is there some kind of cheat code?
I want one
>Ukrainians will not give their land to occupiers, Zelenskiy says
fucking jew
i swear this guy is almost as bad as putin
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO TAKE IT BACK YOU WANT TO FIGHT TO THE LAST UKRANIAN DONT YOU
>>213634661When I work the night shift, my skin is always really cold to the touch from the ride home. So I climb in bed erap around my wife to warm up and it freaks her out every time
why the fuck would you go for an ivy if it weren't for a phD? Am I wrong? Thank you
niggas really spend their entire day screenshotting twitter posts and random articles to post on 4chan and think that's normal
i'm killing off all my demons cause my soul's worth redeeming
>>213634847They've got nothing else
>>213634847yeah but i dont read em to post on 4chan
i read them and then post on 4chan
if 4chan didnt exist id still read em
>>213634870I said TRIIIIIICK you better catch the wall and make that ass clap for Mr weatherall
way down upon the swanee river
I feel like I get charley horses too often. Maybe i should drink more water
My son watched me painting my nails recently and said he wanted to try it, so I painted them for him and I didn't think much of it.
I was cooking some lasagna when my husband got home and when he saw our son's fingers he lost his mind about some far right paranoia stuff that honestly had me looking at him like he was a stranger in our house. Our son is 4, he likes colorful things. There's nothing wrong with him liking this stuff, he can learn social stuff later.
My husband thinks I'm making our son gay, and started complaining about it a lot. He demanded we get the nail polish off immediately, and signed our FOUR YEAR OLD up for karate classes immediately after. The other kids in the class are eight, at least. I do not want him fighting those kids and getting hurt, the nail polish wasn't hurting anything.
>>213635621longest attention span zoomer
>you're a zoomer for not reading my blog that you didn't subscribe to
>>213635848Is she wearing her leopard print underwear? What does she smell like?
b11
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SO OPEN YOUR EYES CHILD LET'S BE ON OUR WAY
BROKEN WINDOWS AND ASHES ARE GUIDING THE WAY
KEEP QUIET NO LONGER WE'LL SING THROUGH THE DAY
OF THE LIVES THAT WE'VE LOST
AND THE LIVES WE'VE RECLAIMED
i shit too much. i cant find gainful employment because of how often i shit. my shits are also very unhealthy. i fear i may have malabsorption due to how often i shit. i am fading away due to my shit.
>>213635563That is fruity behavior.
Wdym learn social stuff later? You're teaching him that this is acceptable behavior for him.
He won't get hurt in karate(or any martial art). It's also exactly how you protect yourself from getting hurt, why would they lay it on at the learning? Pick the right school though.
Why is the nail polish a big deal for you?
listened to 3 linkin park albums in a row this morning
minutes to midnight is better than I remembered desu
why are 4channoids like this
>>213635911?
i am here to have a comfy conversation and i have no desire to be rude about anyone's mother. why can't we all just be nice to each other?
>Oh my Fuhrer what a pleasant day outside! Let's take walk
chud goes by a women's clothes shop
>Fucking nasty whore clothes hit the wall and kill yourself already roasties!
chud goes by an electronics store
>Consoomer store for reddit cuckolds buying new basedstations for their wives' boyfriends, fuck this
chud goes by a kebab shop
>Go back to your desert shithole you sandniggers!
chud goes by a church
>Christcucks literally worship a jew on a stick lol! Idiots!
chud goes by a mcdonalds
>Who on earth goes to eat this retarded goyslop? Golem mutt animals...
chud goes by a bar
>Degenerates drug themselves with liquid zog mind control poison, thankfully I'm not like them, I'm based and repdilled
chud goes by a synagogue
>Ughhhh jooz are probably sacrificing babies there right now, fuck jooz...
chud goes by a gym
>Stupid meatheads taking onions protein to achieve nigger physique
>Awww man today was such a shit day, I'm never going outside again
Americans will whine and whine and whine about "inflation" (price gouging.) Meanwhile, people in Mexico are paying $88 Mex for a beer.
>>213636798>people in Mexico are paying $88 Mex for a beer.Is that a lot? I don't drink beer. Is 4 dollars a lot for a beer?
>>213636890Not even America is that cucked. What the fuck happened?
almost won spellcheck today
my parents have never once asked about me getting a girlfriend but they pester my other brothers about it all the time
Sometimes i go to a slow as fuck board and bump half the threads on their catalog once
the power went out for a second but it's back up now.
>>213636995you know these aren't party heads and it's probably a small local election right?
My cock has an upward curve
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im stumped
>>213637428hint: horror movies
>>213637428children of the corn?
Nigga playing nyt brain games thinking he in Seinfeld or Fraiser or some shit
momberg putting the screws on me again
says she doesnโt want me to continue being a friendless incel freak in 10 years
they call me the beamer *beams you*
>>213634969if you go out of your way to read social media i consider you a different species than me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XkcTiEW7bk&list=RD2XkcTiEW7bk&start_radio=1
>>213637930yeah because you have the attention span of a walnut and even mustering enough mental fortitude to read the newspaper is beyond you
and yet you feel smug in your dumb beliefs
and 4chan is social media dumbass get out of here if you hate social media so much
>>2136379794chan is a social medium*
drank in excess last night and now my tummy really hurts
>>213637979>>213637985social media implies that you're identifying yourself before entering a discussion. zoomers try to lump everything together under easy to remember labels because they don't know enough about the history and intricacies of the things they use.
>>213638134next youre gonna tell me mailing lists and irc isnt social media
youre so dumb it hurts my friend
sound like a smug zoom zoom trying to put on his big boy pants and be muh based or something
nobody's going to rub my tummy to help me feel better?
>>213638310*sharts in your ludus*
>>213638218like a typical zoomer you run to google it because you don't have anything stored in your brain that can be used in a debate. you still do this even after those websites got caught changing the definition of vaccine.
>>213638448whatever aipac smooth brain