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Anonymous Hungary 8/9/2025, 9:25:09 AM No.213624883 >>213625196 >>213625276 >>213625649
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>applied for an entry level job in the Albanian Mafia 2 weeks ago
>still no reply

I'm being discriminated against.
Anonymous United States 8/9/2025, 9:30:35 AM No.213624960 >>213625186
>even the mafia ghosts you
it's so over
Anonymous Hungary 8/9/2025, 9:42:52 AM No.213625186
>>213624960
I applied for an open pickpocket and mule position. But the career I really want is that of a pimp.
Anonymous Germany 8/9/2025, 9:43:37 AM No.213625196
>>213624883 (OP)
>Luigi... don't take it personally, but after viewing the candinates, we decided to lay you off. We're just looking for someone with moooooore... experience. Yes experience... Don'te be a mad. I'ma sure you will finde worke and I wish you the beste of lucks.
Anonymous Germany 8/9/2025, 9:45:03 AM No.213625228 >>213625287 >>213625313 >>213625657 >>213625772 >>213625790 >>213626376
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>Local Jihadi terror cell HR lady asked why there was a gap in my resume
What to do lads?
Anonymous Netherlands 8/9/2025, 9:48:03 AM No.213625276
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>>213624883 (OP)
Junior Mafioso jobs are being replaced by AI and outsourced to India and Poland now. Sorry buddy, hope you at least had fan getting your BSc in Extortion Sciences. Should have tried for more internships
Anonymous Germany 8/9/2025, 9:48:25 AM No.213625287
>>213625228
Just tell her that you studied the Koran
Anonymous Canada 8/9/2025, 9:50:19 AM No.213625313
>>213625228
Year long pilgrimage to Mecca
Anonymous Netherlands 8/9/2025, 10:08:38 AM No.213625649
>>213624883 (OP)
This is not real, you made that up
Anonymous Hungary 8/9/2025, 10:09:00 AM No.213625657
>>213625228
Just tell her you have been working on a project on your own and that they have to hire you first if they wanna know the details
Anonymous Australia 8/9/2025, 10:12:21 AM No.213625724
>tried to join local neo nazi gang
>showed them my browser history and criminal record for credentials
>hr roastie told me that even though my experience is good, i lack the certificates and formal qualifications of some of the other candidates
Can't fucking win.
Anonymous Australia 8/9/2025, 10:15:02 AM No.213625772 >>213626368
>>213625228
>apply to be a suicide bomber
>denied because no prior experience
Anonymous Bangladesh 8/9/2025, 10:15:59 AM No.213625790 >>213627307
>Local sweatshop won't hire because bosses don't want to grope men
>>213625228
Say it's because you were busy studying the Quran and praying to Allah
Anonymous Italy 8/9/2025, 10:16:18 AM No.213625797
Mafia henchman requirements nowadays
>1 confirmed kill
>2 years of experience as weed dealer
>C2 in sicilian dialect
Anonymous Germany 8/9/2025, 10:48:22 AM No.213626368
>>213625772
Kek
Anonymous Philippines 8/9/2025, 10:48:45 AM No.213626376
>Apply for the communist rebel group
>Needs to be a college graduate in my cunt's top university

Fuck this

>>213625228
Deep study of the Koran
Anonymous Netherlands 8/9/2025, 11:38:44 AM No.213627307 >>213627984
>>213625790
?
Anonymous Bangladesh 8/9/2025, 12:08:28 PM No.213627984
>>213627307
They only want to grope minor girls, it's over for us oldcel baldcels
Anonymous Australia 8/9/2025, 12:15:53 PM No.213628174
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>applied to the hells angels
>don't have a drivers license