Thread 213625052

Pajeeta qts edition

>>213625052 (OP)
Like inbred Ethiopians

Canada sucks

>>213626318
your loves me leaking my content all over her

>>213625052 (OP)
12/10 to /brit/cels

Space is bloody crazy lads

love putting cotton buds in my ear until i cough

>>213626294
grim

>>213625052 (OP)
It's a unibrow in spirit.

>>213626294
What are those fake cheekbones they're glued to her face

>>213625052 (OP)
Rishi transitioned??

need to see charli's bumhole now

>>213626339
She works at OpenAI
She’s the one who coded the censorship into GPT-5.

I reckon a lot of the genuine introverted girls I went to school with are femcels now. Some were quite attractive

>>213626374
Tranrishioned was right there but you missed it.

>>213626390
they've all been shagged rotten mate

>>213593018
Mad how the only black person in Australia posts on /brit/

>>213626390
delusional. introverted girls are the first ones to get taken cause they're in high demand. same with gamer girls, anime girls and the like

>>213626390
A friend of mine is in her 30s and is extremely depressed often, but quite cute, and a really fun person to be with. She has never had a boyfriend and I don't think she has shagged once from what I've heard. She is Christian and wants kids badly and I feel really sorry for her.

What countries do you lads think will be good on like 50 years

>>213626418
What? There are so many African immigrants in aussie. Dad broke his knuckle fighting 3 of them in the Casio car park

what about rorke girls?

I’m such an evil scheming freak that I’d probably be great in sales and make massive commission if I was more extroverted

>>213626401
>>213626426
My gf was a virgin at 22 when we started dating. This idea everyone shags about is a psyop.

>>213626429
none

Rorkes unemployment manager telling him ‘Indian fatigue’ isn’t a real disorder.

>>213626441
if i *were more extroverted

>>213626437
Is your dad maori?

Do not reply to him.

>>213626424
She wanted the date to be even shorter by lingering on the train before it started.

>>213626463
>i got incredibly lucky once so this means this is false

>>213626427
Why don't you shag her

>>213626463
my wife was a virgin until 26

>>213626483
Yeah

>>213626495
If I was single I'd definitely give it a go, I reckon she'd be a great GF forever.

>>213626497
Based. They exist they just don't put themselves out there. Whereas incels focus on mega sluts and think they are normal.

>>213626427
I'll have her

>>213626463
my first gf when we were both 18 had already slept with 3 lads

my gf is asexual

>>213626475
Using was works here if you consider that I am referring to a point in the past which decided whether or not I was extroverted, that point being birth

My gf? She's a pastry chef, and has a pet eel

>>213626515
Those kind really are hard to find because they don't include themselves in environments where it's easy to meet people, or are just genuinely shy themselves. You can maybe meet one if you have an obscure hobby like traditional dancing from a culture outside your country, reenactment or something like that.
They are genuinely nice people too but seem to also be struggling and don't know how to meet the right men. Of course they could get sex easily but that's not their priority. It's shocking how many female virgins above 30 I know personally.

>>213626545
careful she doesn't bake the eel into a pie

>>213626520
I already agreed with myself to take her if a tragedy happens and I'm single again.

Sex this, gf that. Can’t a man cope with his loneliness in peace without all these reminders on the gfs he fumbled

I've heard stories of normies introducing quiet autismo men to the quiet autismo women they know and they get on really well, marry and stick together.

I think this is possibly one of the only ways for the two to meet however.

>>213626576
get the biomass imported

Yeah they’re virgins, they’ve never had sex but they have masturbated with an ex boyfriend or two which you’ll never heard about

have too many /brit/ tabs open started reading through one then went to post and it was one of tuesday's editions

Don't want to get up but need to get stuff done before going back to toil on Monday.
Why can't I just lie in bed watching telly and shit posting with the lads?

>>213626521
my ex had shagged 16 blokes she was 19

>>213626626
Jay

Can't imagine a maori posting here
Aren't they too busy playing rugby and having sex and robbing petrol stations?

>>213626626
grim

>>213626602
just quote them and post in here they're probably here

>>213626591
Better to have had a gf and fumbled than never to have had a gf at all

>>213626655
is it tho

still scream thinking about that lad just a few days ago who called two months a few weeks

>>213626655
Not really, the memories just make me feel sad and I have dreams about them being in love with me again.
>>213626638
It’s almost as if you don’t know anything about Māoris

>>213625052 (OP)
timmy's crush

3 bacon rashers
2 scrambled eggs
slice of toast

its saturday

black people have yellow eyes

>>213626682
well I wouldn't laugh if I were you because his rate of progress continued and he's now lifting 16,000kg on the backsquat

>>213626719
tub of ice cream and 100g of chocolate for me

alri, so here we are

I can't go for that

>>213626688
it really is better to be able to draw upon memories than fantasy desu

always thought that munchetty was a nasty bitch

>>213626688
>It’s almost as if you don’t know anything about Māoris
what do you mean
are you in fact a bunch of fat incels

>>213626738
yeah she seems thoroughly unpleasant

what's weird is she seemingly can't even pretend not to be

piss is as clear as water

shagged 110-120 girls me
can never see myself having a gf again realistically

>>213626738
horrible brown witch

she'd still get it

>>213626760
can't believe i share this thread with actual chads

>>213626731
NO CAN DO

Broke up with the gf of 5 years a week ago.
Shes 39 and I'm 30.
Need to sort my shit out until next year and then try the apps for project gf 2026.
Also need to learn to drive as part of this.

some stupid bitch in a Range Rover just hogged the right lane passing absolutely no one for a mile when I finally undertook her her fucking fat disgusting freak son stuck his head out the window giving me fingers

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>213626755
i wouldnt trust a random foreign flag claiming to be a very specific ethnic group posting on /brit/ of all posts. not when we know many people waste years of their lives trying to trick anonymous strangers with vpn posts

carnage courtesy of catberg waiting for me downstairs this morning. he's ate its face.

>>213626780
thats you done then

that brooklyn beckham can't cook for shit

>my gf actually LOVES /brit/ she thinks you're all really funny
hate this type of poster

>>213626772
more of a bottom feeder similar to a catfish as it were

>>213626737
I guess. I have a heart of a romantic though and I took my relationships quite seriously. Don’t hate women or anything but I feel a bit black pilled about it all. First gf cheated on me after 3 years, second one moved after 1 year didn’t even say good bye, another gf who I loved dearly told me she’s seeing someone else after 3 years, then I coped by dating a person I didn’t like who ended up treating me really horribly.

>learning to drive at 30
>hoping to get a new gf

I wish I was special
So fucking special
*guitars revving up*
BUT IM A MEDJEET
IM A DAA-AA-GOO

my gf actually LOVES /brit/ she thinks you're all really funny

>>213626777
blimey
quite the predicament

>>213626765
looks like shit. Way, way too lean for a woman.

>>213626796
Well and truly

>>213626788
zero chance that (you) was meant for me but I'll be having it cheers

>>213626818
normies will say she is not roiding

>>213626818
looks like fuckin iggy pop

>>213626818
timmy loves his women muscular

>>213626780
i don't get why audis and bmws are stereotyped for being the worst drivers and biggest arseholes when you've just described a typical range rover driver

wish i was a young anime boy

>>213626845
They're all as bad

>>213626845
reckon that's an old stereotype, teslas and range rovers are defo the cunts of the road these days.

>>213626780
should have stuck your arse out the window and sharted on their windscreen

if you just lie down wherever you are when you feel tired and go to sleep would that rewire neural pathways in your brain? would it "cure" mental problems?

>>213626869
I agree

i hope you enjoy hell
ill see you their

>>213626839
howling

>>213626869
>reckon that's an old stereotype,
Not even remotely

>>213626854
big ugly bastard more your speed

Anyone seen that video of Australia's National Socialist Network marching through Melbourne at midnight last night singing the Teufelslied?

Insanely based

>>213626844
what does this mean
what does this imply
literally what is your point here sometimes you just spew utter nonsense

electric cars are too fast. Can get literal peteol super car performance for well under 39 grand. Makes mongos feel invincible

>>213626875
Can’t at them speeds unfortunately

>>213626812
I own a house and have a good job and degree.
Just never needed to drive, you see

tradies in vans are the worse offenders on the king's highway

When you see my face hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man who’s worth a damn and treats you well
When you walk my way hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell

Never speed me
Just a good safe driver

>>213626890
Range rovers are driven by boomers, our version of “soccer moms” and drug dealers
Audi/bmw are driven by everyone

can't stop rubbing my finger on my ring and sniffing it

>>213626902
The general thrust of his posts is that conventionally attractive young white women are reserved for black men and that other groups of women who might nominally be considered attractive but who aren't as attractive as the gold standard (e.g black women, asian women "pang pangs", older women etc) are for "Timmy".

The post you've quoted is consistent with this.

>>213626934
>Audi/bmw are driven by everyone
Mostly by pakis and chavs

>>213626934
nah bints drive rovers pakis drive bmws

Might get drunk tonight feeling very sad and alcohol makes me feel nothing but I also end up messaging people on my phone and giving myself a bad name

haven't been able to drive since i broke my foot. sad car has sat in the driveway for 3 months now. sometimes hop out and start the engine and sit in it for 10 mins to stop the battery dying and then hop inside again. quite miss driving.

>>213626904
Not with that attitude you can't

>>213626903
Nah it’s just the acceleration after 10 seconds the other car is in front of them. Plus their battery goes down really fast at those speeds

any need for the p word

>>213626961
Oh and actually quite a few niggers drive bmws these days

>>213626973
oh, you're a woke

https://youtu.be/6SOXLfbgAZ4?t=565

In no way is this racist. It's a pattern.

>>213626970
Electric cars mog them unless you're going 100+ mph

gambled away 1200 last night on a drunken spree
will need to come clean to gfberg and admit i have a problem

>>213626961
>>213626962
It’s a popular car for them but it’s also driven by tons of other people

>>213626961
All the gooks and chinks driving them here

Mental how even the immigrant hotel rioters say things like ‘nothing wrong with the ones who come here legally’. You have a small island, there are many people in the third world. Do the math

old moroccan cheaped me on the 10e paella serving
no more

>>213626994
I assume that’s what we were talking about

>>213626995
utter mong

>>213627002
Okay? Same applies to range rovers

>>213627017
this nigga never heard of optics

>>213627031
Nah mate I told you who drives range rovers already

>>213627019
You don't even drive do you
Butt out little man

Took this picture yesterday evening
Looks pretty nice right? WRONG
What isn't visible is the swarming population of biomass just below

>>213627042
I believe in honesty.

>>213626682
2 months = 9 weeks
9 is a few
It checks out

>>213626995
FONT

>>213626990
i look like that and say that

Mental how I routinely get accused of not being from NZ on /int/. As of being a Kiwi is some preposterous impossibility

>>213627018
that putain de clown

>>213627045
You're wrong, pakicar

>>213627052
Mate the fucking original guy was talking about super car performance

always a nightmare when you hit Post, the page updates and you see your image is turned sideways or worse still entirely upside down

your heart sinks as you know with certainty that any sparse (You)s will now be entirely related to the rotation of the image rather than your intended drivel

>>213626990
https://youtu.be/w-2LrQ3szjM

>>213627017
I saw polling recently saying that most Brits believe legal migration is quite small numbers compared to illegals. I don't think people realise they let in 750k-1m legally a year.

The rate at which the sun is going down quicker is accelerating.

UK motorcycle deaths per 100,000 = 2.4

US motorcycle deaths per 100,000 = 60.03

give the marbles back

>>213627132
sorry i already ate them

>>213627132
lost them didn't i

>>213627132
blud has lost his marbles

Gf agreed to host her mate's gender reveal at our gaff because she's moving house next week
Fucking fuming, she doesn't even like her mate much
Least I'm off to boozer in a bit

>>213627107
Yeah takes the piss

>>213627046
The proverbial "gf". Watching some TV show on DVD via a PC. Munching on a little bowl of scrambled eggs with her hands.

>>213627132
ye'll do nuttin

>>213627107
ktitl
(kek this is the luncheon)

having a porridge

>>213627132
PAY DEPTS

>>213627129
We're faustian

Getting the daily dose of William Luther Pierce.

i won't let your son go down on me

>>213627128
noticing the opposite

Cutting my toast queen style

>>213627161
Lavvvvv ittttttttt

>>213627129
a motorcycle would total most cars driven in the UK
me? i turn those 2 wheeled freaks into red mist

Any noticers in?

>>213627161
thank fuck, sick of this daily

>>213627123
They don't. They assume all the deliveroo riders, hand car washers and generic brown biomass are illegal when the vast majority were let in anyway.
Total failure on every level

>>213627150
frantically you try to delete the post so you can do it right but YOU MUST WAIT LONGER BEFORE DELETING THIS POST flashes in red, the humiliation ritual well under way

The replies are already pouring in:

>haha how's the weather down there in Australia lad
>woah how is it staying up like that

Having a miserable time trying to chat with women on dating apps. Fucking dire

>>213627198
*taps nose*
yea...

>>213626954
but wouldn't fit, muscular women be attractive?
you can't just say things

fuck headwinds

Getting an M4 when the right one pops up lads (yas marina blue or sakhir orange)

any gay homosexuals in?

Your undergraduate years are the only time it's possible to find true love in Britain. Ideally Freshers week.

>>213627235
*taps zipper*
yea...

>>213627231
I told you about the blue

>>213627235
Yeah, you

>>213626818
Do lesbians like this?

>>213627231
they're really shit colours but at least you're going for colour instead of grey, white or black like every other car in the country

got the bacon in the oven
rolls on the way
scrandemic is looming

6 months until I turn 23
I wonder if anything will have changed by then, job, girlfriend, moved out maybe?

what happens to all the beer that they don't sell?

Failing in all aspects of life lately me. The sparkle in my eyes turned into the tears and that shame my once smiling face.

>>213627270
>23
Mad to think I was out shagging when you were in nappies.

>>213627262
>bacon in the oven

>>213627285
Ktim

>>213627296
Was you aye

The 'tches
Feel like I want an old one next, a 60s omega or a fake old watch like a longines heritage

deliveroo driver somehow got me a free bacon roll and cake pop with my morning coffee. it's going to be a good day

Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair

>>213627285
screm

>>213627259
A daring synthesis

Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

>>213627321
The Boss.

>>213627303
never seen a frying pan in greggs

*reaches for my gun*

>>213627296
i assume you’re married with children now then?

>>213627209
They might have been let in initially but many have overstayed or are working outside the terms of their visa

>>213627291
Just stop caring

Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham

>>213627352
alri derek bum

>>213627320
>getting coffee deliveroo'd
rope yourself

>>213627222
It's quite a specific, narrow window of women that he considers to be the peak of feminine attractiveness: neotenous white women.

Following his rules, any women who might otherwise be considered attractive but who aren't young white women, are for the Timmies. The real cream of the crop, the most attractive women, the ones that are the most desirable are, in his spam posts, reserved for black men.

So in the post that's under scrutiny here >>213626818 we see a woman who is 51 years old, still keeps in shape, likely on HRT and perhaps testosterone gel at a low dose. It could be said that she is attractive, certainly for a 51 year old women. But in the mind of the Belgain cuck spammer, the only people who are even considering this woman as attractive are "white Timmies", because they are left the scraps.

Do you understand? It's not that she's muscular and fit, it's that she falls outside the narrow bracket that appeals to his fantasies. For example, here would be a fit, muscular white woman who he would say is destined for black men.

It should be noted that I don't endorse his posts, I am just explaining that he is consistent in the shite he posts.

guys new wideo
https://youtu.be/Pb9pNxKNxFc

Sir Gareth Southgate

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bar7SzNLnY0

>>213627311
Just grow up and get a 'lex

>>213627370
Why is he posting photos of White-British men at the moment?

The Right Honourable Sir Hymen Snapper

>>213627311
both ugly and gay

at the dentist for my quarterly hygienist appointment

not sure if this is worth £400 a year if I'm honest

Sir Timothy Donald Cook

>>213627399
I have a tudor so that’s basically a Rolex because like they’re owned by the same company that’s what I tell women anyway

>>213627311
I don't get it desu, what's the point?

>>213627369
not until i have my coffee :)

The Right Honourable Sir James Spencer Cleverly

>>213623226
was sound asleep last thread but let me just say the following: tangfastics

>>213627401
I don't know sorry I have the flag filtered so I only see the odd one, in this case the one this kraut replied to: >>213626902

>>213627443
And still no one asked or cared. Rope yourself invalid.

>>213627370
Christ almighty what a sad sad man you are

>>213627399
this this THIS. every reddit-inclined incel thinks they should "get into watches" and buy obscure shit like "TAG Heuer" (LOL). just buy a rolex. watches are a solved problem. deano knows. jeff bezos knows. james dyson knows. just buy a rolex.

Sir Alexander Langsam

setting up a limited company for my B2B SaaS business

pissed in my dream but didn't piss in my bed

Don't see the point in wearing watches
It's 2025 chaps
Time to move on

Sir Eldrick Tont Woods

>>213627416
>both ugly and gay
HA! IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR!

A redneck sold me a poo and like a fool I bought it

>>213627424
>that’s what I tell women anyway
They're not buying it

IT’S A BLACK MALE THANG

>>213627481
...Mr A Robins?

the balls, Ramón
don't forget
aim for the balls, Ramón

what's the plan today then lads?

>>213627482
lol
>>213627500
Meh some of them have

>>213627497
I've been done
by a frenchman no less

Tudor is what they sell you when they think you're too scruffy for a Rolex

might be something wrong with the so called 'mental health' the doctor reckons. Might have to quit my job and move back in with me mum.

>>213627514
i skiffed the rim of your mug

>It could be said that she is attractive

LOL

>>213627514
Need to wash some clothes
Then I need to buy a cheesecake from Aldi
Then I need to smoke weed
Then I need to eat said cheesecake whilst watching eastbound and down

>"oh so it's a fake rolex? xx"
>no no it's a REAL Tudor Watch, which is OWNED by rolex
>"ohhh x"

>>213627482
this is how I imagine any person talking about their timepiece

>>213627514
Drink coffee and do nothing. That is my plan. I have to do stuff on Monday so I hope to do as little as possible during the weekend.

>>213627355
Hard to get em pregnant when they're still in nappies mate.

>>213627530
>>213627537
Boys it was obviously said tongue in cheek cmon give me a break

>>213627562
>I have to do stuff on Monday
toil?

>>213627514
need to do a deep clean of the flat because I have guests coming tomorrow x

>>213627514
getting by
surviving

>>213627556
this
no point buying anything other than a rolex cos that's all dumb bitches have heard of

Have a Boucheron watch myself.

even though im 33 years old, i cant even take care of myself. never had sex or relationship, rarely have had friends, no career, live with parents, dont drive a car. every day i sit with my head in my hands contemplating suicide for how ive wasted and ruined my life. the thought of me having children is so unconscionably unbelievable that i cant even picture it in my mind.

lamb pasty, a kitkat and a black coffee down the hatch

>>213627514
kill myself

>>213627562
>Drink coffee and do nothing
ktim every day

>>213627463
yeah fuck me for typing a long post, see how you get on with this one lad:

scranning a poo bardley welsh binble corr scroom

doubt most of you are going after posh women who work in the City so not sure why you're talking about impressing women with watches

>>213627074
>>213627020
came to /brit/ for support and this is what i get in a time of need
i'm broke for the rest of the month because of a stupid addiction

>>213627591
why do incels like you care so much about having kids
i will never get it. do you think disney is real or something? that you will get this magical ending? if you cant be normal despite your age why do you want kids?

off to a pub garden with the gf this afternoon me

>>213627609
incel fantasies

I want to wear this fake moncler polo out for dinner tonight but I’m afraid I might get called out fr

>>213627608
yes, fuck you for reading so much into a fucking noncey cuckposter

Casio F-91W
You need more?

i impress women with my $60 samsung fitness band-watch thing

watches are for cunts

cronem wearing nike tech trackies and recklessly hurling through hymens

>>213627625
That's why I only wear John Smedley

>>213627625
howling at these scruffy chavs who think polo shirts are smart mate you look like you work in co op lmao

>>213627640
Don't know who that is, nor do I care to find out

I want to turn my life around. No more drinking, smoking or eating heart attack inducing foods. I want to have friends and a life. Cannot stand it any more.

>>213627614
ok freak

>>213627648
Fantastic fat placement

>>213627648
very well tucked willards on these two

>>213627625
You're wearing a polo shirt to dinner?

you can just lie to women

>>213627659
dadberg is like this

drinking pomegranate juice

>>213627674
good luck

>>213627659
Diego, you look like you work in a dungeon as a rat

>>213627640
she made a bunch of porn but has now turned pregnant christian tradwife (lol)
she also used to be in a relationship with a really ugly dyke

cronem don't wear watches because they fried their brains from clickum and can't tell time

>>213627659
Co op workers wear black moncler polos now do they

>>213627688
bros drinking pomegranate juice

>>213627677


>>213627680
No man is that cute

>>213627399
Don't like dive watches and the oyster/datejust are ugly

>>213627682
Yeah? To a restaurant

cronem just woke up chiefing clickums outside

NEW

>>213627723
>>213627723
>>213627723

>>213627674
We’re rooting for you. We’re behind you. Every time you’re in a moment of struggle imagine us smiling down on you

ziedbelg putting on a blonde wig and sneaking into the gherkin for some backshots

scejnig

>>213627712


>>213627700
unironically God bless