The fucking STATE of are /brit/ish culture in 2025 edition
>>213627723 (OP)>not filtering the Belgian
my gyokeres shirt comes today :
>black polo
>pique
>short sleeve
>not a long sleeve knit merino polo
yeah, you look like a B&Q employee
>Don't like dive watches and the oyster/datejust are ugly
Holy cope lmao
>>213627740it's my first day
niggas still don't filter flags
been into the village and got an iced coffee from the costa
>>213627740I dont know how to do the filter. I tried to do it but it didn't work for me. Any tips?
>>213627754Yeah you look like a nonce mate
>>213627723 (OP)haven't seen a belgian flag post in months
do most of you cunts not actually have jobs?
>>213627753Are you black?
>>213627776get 4chanx
click the arrow on the post
Filter > Flag
gave the 'berg a wotsit and she's walking around with it in her mouth haha
love her
>>213627754B&Q polos are orange mate
>>213627753gyรถkรฉr vagy?
Since you bring it up. Is THIS outfit suitable for dinner in a restaurant (during Autumn)? Or will I look like a Chav that works at B&Q/Co-op?
>>213627804the largest baton she tek
>>213627795how do i get 4chanx?
>>213627804something about fitting into the catwoman outfit
>>213627804Sheโs probably the only white woman ever who has aged well
>>213627804How old is this? CVV only interviews wrestlers these days.
rorke getting dressed up for the carvery dinner
>>213627806The only white Arsenal fan right here on /brit/
>>213627804what's your favourite colour
>>213627790is there a different British spelling? i had no clue
>>213627816you make collages for men on 4chan lol
>>213627824you are too much of a thicko to be helped sorry
>>213627747>thick everywhere but her bellyThis phenotype needs spreading but all the ones I see are dancing weebs on the internet
>>213627816Look bent mate
>>213627802no! great day today.
it's nice to live in a white area.
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>>213627851im not that thicko im just bad with computer stuff :/ I'm good with other stufdf.Ive got my strengths me!
>>213627849Feel free to weight in on the content of the collage.
>>213627862looks like a fine sex arse in the background
>>213627816if you want to look like you literally just finished a shift as a sales assistant in a menswear department, yes
>>213627753:skull: at least sharteta will get sacked
>>213627873>I'm good with other stufdf.spelling not in that list, i take it?
duckduckgo "4chanx" and follow the install steps
too early to cook my tea i suppose
even though i'm hungry
>>213627824Install Tampermonkey browser extension
Go here
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/489508-4chan-xt
press install
refresh 4chan
anything good on the internet tonight? looking to have some fun, maybe a laugh, maybe some lighthearted banter, nothing too serious and preferably people who will be nice to me x
crobubu baton was clearly oval
>>213627886Why does everyone think sparkies are on 150k
Diego never really says what he actually wears
Black man with his willy out on the tube
what I don't get about people who loathe the english, like mel gibson or those bollywood types, is why they need to keep making things up to make us look bad? surely if there was a reason to hate us they'd use something truthful in their films instead of lies?
Leftypol about to answer his door to his Uber eats thanking the delivery driver for making his risky journey to this country
>>213627908He's spoken about wearing mesh vests before
>>213627804If I asked the same question she'd be on the phone to HR no doubt
>>213627907factor in untaxed cash in hand jobs they probably do
>>213627904>looking to have some fun, maybe a laugh, maybe some lighthearted banter, nothing too serious and preferably people who will be nice to me xyou've found it, we're all good-hearted jokers here, you'll fit in well ;-)
>>213627908Diego doesn't have to pay VAT on his clobber
made a message in the group chat and it didn't get a single response, not even a reaction emoji
bought this for the colder months
>>213627904https://youtu.be/kMFjVI_GbRg
>>213627896>>213627902how do i know i wont get a virus (trojan or malware/adware) fromt his download? can you vouch for it?
Don't really hear from rapelad anymore these days. Wonder what he's up to
>untaxed cash in hand jobs
>>213627816Looks fine, but a bit affected depending on where you are
BBC News wants you all to believe the person in the picture is a woman.
>>213627880She's does a jump some seconds in
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oOfVFqQxWjo
Me? Just have an Apple Watch because Iโm not some granddad freak with an analogue one lmao
>>213627942you will mate. 4chanx's source code has been leaked for ages, it's literally a fed honeypot with backdoor malware. part of the doxxocaust
>>213627791>>213627814what the fuck does the last row say?
>>213627950raping no doubt
just dropped ยฃ2k on labubus
holy fuck! what the fuck is going on with Ruby's fucking toe thumbs??
never met a sparky who didn't have a giant wad of undeclared red 50 pound notes in his pocket
>>213627955>affectedIt's a jumper and some trousers mate get a grip
Me? G-shock. Always. None of that analogue or smart watch rubbish. Classic digital.
Smart watches are for poofs
Analogue watches are for closeted poofs
Digital watches are for incels
men should never be wearing boots unless they in the army or smth
>>213627980corr imagine her putting those up your bum
>>213627968thanks for this x
>>213627962Less jump more holding her dump in
>>213627991there is no jumper in that pic
>>213627968>4chanx's source code has been leaked for agesit's open source, what the fuck are you talking about
>>213627989Had a decorator round last week to quote on doing our house and he was going on about being cash in hand, mate it's going to be a 10K job you think we're just going to hand you 10K cash do you?
>>213627956he's got a good face for telly, like a david bradley or francis magee type of character
>>213627991I own similar items which are much more expensive looking, and still recognise that there is a time and a place for different dress. You probably just learned about wool trousers and started wearing them everywhere last autumn like a spacker, didn't you?
Genuinely no reason to own a watch when smartphones exist.
>>213628027Bodied that mongoloid
>>213628006Every phone has a clock
>>213628029>>213627989can't wait for cash to become irrelevant
falafel is done, running to the oven like that monkey in that photo you guys like
>>213628019Ah just saw the corset in the light well she's stiff piff
rorke getting dressed up and putting on his pinstripe tracksuit
>>213627980could give the hitcher a run for his money
>>213628041Where do you wear wool trousers
>>213628041>much more expensive lookinggo to brands? I'm trying to level up my wardrobe now I'm 28
one, two, three and to the fo'
Poop Ploppy Plopp has got to poo into the bog
ready to make it exit, so back on up
'cause you know we 'bout to shit it out
gimme the right to go first so i can shit out my bumhole
clutching my bumcheeks together cos you know i'm in trouble
i'm busting for a wee too, baby
just hope there's tissue, my shit's gravy
Rorke casually sitting opposite people on a busy train leftypol standing by the door avoiding eye contact with an elevated heart rate.
>>213628006watch a guy on yt who does custom ones of these
look pretty /fa/ to be fair
>>213628078Charles Tyrwhitt is top quality mate
>>213628043>>213628051Can always spot the dossers who have never had to work hard in a physically demanding or dirty activity in their lives when they come out with rubbish like this, yeah let me just completely stop whatever I'm doing and reach into my pockets to open the clock app for the timer I need to set with my hands caked in grime
>>213628029>10k house decoratinghansel and gretel ahh decorating budget
>>213628043Conspicuous consumption. You wear it for other people.
if you could get rid of one poster on /brit/ who would it?
for me it's the gyaldem poster
Just dawned on me that rorkes are normies
>>213628103Loooooooooooool
>>213628006way to secure your virginity
big up bighams
tyrwhitt linens
charlie on me back
in me belly
in me rhythms
Streetsweeper gave the impression of running water and it was quite alarming as I was on the bottom floor.
>>213628124alri ziedbelg how you getting on mate
>>213628103my grandad wears charles all the time (fnarr fnarr)
get a load of the big man and his grime-coated hands
>>213628131bah bah bah big up clarks
Business idea: public phones so you can call people when out without having to bring your phone with you
>>213628075To certain restaurants or to work, but not the local chav carvery or pubs, outside of London anyway
>>213628108Seething manual labourer lmao
Rorke passing his driving test (1st time) at 17 so he drive the work van
Leftypol riding the bus at 30 to save emissions
>>213627776>>213627824Follow instructions here:
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x?tab=readme-ov-file#install
Basically you have to install an extension that can run scripts, e.g. Tampermonkey. Then look at the link I just gave you, and click on where it says "click here to install 4chan X"
Alternatively another way to filter the Belgian is by using uBlock Origin (a very good advert blocker). Chrome decided to mess up uBlock Origin recently because Chrome wants to show you adverts, so I don't know if you can still add custom filters to uBlock Origin on Chrome. But you still can on Firefox. If you do use uBlock Origin then you can add this to your custom filters which hides Belgian posts, but only in /brit/ (so other threads will still show Belgian posts):
boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be))
>>213628114mmhmm black female servant, perfect katy upstairs waiting to service him
>>213628154and guess which one of these gets vilified
>>213628112Yeah we're having a whole town house with 9 rooms painted, walls, architraves, skirting, as well as new mouldings put in, shit's expensive.
I'd do it myself but it would take a year.
>>213628103for me it's lestrange
got my dick out for my labubu collection
>>213628078What is your budget for items?
>>213628141im not ziedbelg mate
>>213628108I work in an explosive environment so have to wear a watch to track the time. No phone allowed.
>>213628172helena bonham carter looks peng in black tbf
My first car was a vw caddy because I thought it would be easy to get a job delivering for Amazon or evri or something turns out thereโs no depots anywhere near me
>>213627942Both 4chanx and Tampermonkey are both open source. Not much use hiding money in an open safe
>>213628155look mate, i appreciate the effort you have put in but I dont care that much about 4chan to go through that effort and potentially get a virus from the malware that aussie anon was talking baout xX
Wool is just the normal fabric for formal suits. It doesn't mean shaggy wool like a fleece. The textiles used are soft and light, you'd think it was linen or cotton.
>>213628108Ah yes so your hands are covered in grime but your wrist is squeaky clean ah yes
>>213628180Why do you post on a Belgian flag if you're supposedly not Belgian
any used to wank to kiera knightly man in?
anyway guys, im going to support a black owned business, see you later x
>>213628201>t. never worked a day in his life
rah, bare there's clarks on man,
rah, bare there's clarks on the man,
said rah, bare rare clarks on the man,
shoot man up, take clarks off man said rah,
bah rare clarks on the man,
rare, bare man say that na,
rah, bare man say that na,
cos man like me walk rand,
then i said rah,
bare yeah clarks on me dog,
rah, got them clarks on feet,
rah, bare rare clarks on feet
>mong janitor bans me for a post
>make a thread with the post
>not banned
Haha the Streisand effect in action you unpaid TWAT
>>213628195what does open source mean?
lmao at the new zealand boomer asking if he'll get a virus from installing an open source javascript extension
>>213628149>but not the local chav carvery or pubs,what do you wear there
levis chinos?
>>213628210talking about your mum mate?
>>213628108Nah, I've done every physically demanding type of job you can imagine. The watch band on my old watch would become drenched from sweat while i worked and then gummy from dirt plus sweat. And a silver plated watch is ridiculous if you're working outside because it'll draw heat and become hot on your wrist. If you like man jewelry that's alri but don't pretend like you're doing any real work wearing that thing.
>>213628227you didn't make that post though did you cus it was me
how many tries did it take you lads to pass your test then?
i got it on the fourth try
>>213628178probably like ยฃ5000 but I need to get 3 outfits at least. mix of casual and smart but most importantly age appropriate since my looks have changed a lot in the last couple of years and I look terrible in my current outfits.
anyone know how I can watch the darts on rn
>>213628253screaming I bet you're a right mong
I got mine first try
>>213628108Phyiscally demanding jobs are not that impressive, at least not in this country
You're not loading massive rocks into a truck by hand in a quarry, you're scraping muck on a wall
watching some korean kino and a woman literally gets into some strange man's car and gets murdered. are they realy like this
Anyone who fails their driving test more than twice are clearly far too dangerous to be driving and should be banned.
>>213628230The code that makes up the software is publicly available and auditable by other people
>>213628253same on the fourth. but desu i failed the first 3 because my instructor was an old retired man not a real instructor he would fall asleep in the lessons and didn't really teach me just got me to drive around
i switched instructor and passed with a single minor
>>213628231im not a boomer I just not that good with the 'puter. I didn't grow up with the internet x
>>213628266got a first class degree and make 70k, so not a mong actually
back when i was doing it, i wasn't the most confident person, which didn't help
Not to harp on about it, lads, but why isn't basketball as popular as other sports in England? It looks like great fun to me
ubo
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>>213628196You asked the question, but anyway I can understand that worry. In which case uBlock Origin is probably the best idea (it's very widely used - pic related)
If you add it to Firefox it gets rid of adverts from many websites. And if you want to filter the Belgian in /brit/ then you just have to add this to your uBlock Origin filters:
boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be))
I don't think you'll get malware. uBlock Origin is open source and widely trusted.
>>213628253Second. First time I failed because I overtook someone and the examiner said I didnโt check my mirror when I was finishing the overtake which was a blatant lie. Second time I passed no minors
>>213628249>oooh i have the perfect pic of me smoking for this post!!fucking hell you're gay
reminder that sacked tranny actually said he would swerve into oncoming traffic or pedestrians to avoid hitting a pigeon on the road if he ever passed his test. The man is a danger to society.
then i go, woah, bare rare clarks top boy,
yo, bare rare clarks top boy,
woah, yeah rare clarks on boy,
and then i said "clarks" on the coy,
and then i said "rah" to the boy,
and then i said "nah" to the boy,
and then i went "ha" to the boy
>>213628280You are delusional. Most fatalities are not caused by lack of technical driving skills. It is often the most skilled drivers who kill people. Those who are so confident they drink drive, speed etc.
Accidents rarely happen because someone is bad at driving. It's recklessness that kills people.
>>213628282i dont understand x
>>213628262on delay on itv 4 at 7pm
>>213628297i love arses so much it's unreal
>>213628323dont worry about it kitten x
does the Uk have any Christian churches anymore (not Catholic)?
>>213628234Just some medium blue or dark jeans and a button up long sleeve shirt of your choice in a slightly heaver fabric like oxford cloth, twill, or a brushed cotton. Probably leaning towards a darker colour or pattern. Keeps you slightly above everyone else but not like an autistic sore thumb, and won't look like you're wearing an office shirt when you're in that environment.
The 3 Chucks
Charlie Bighams before the sesh
Charlie Tyrwhitt for the garms
Charlie for the venue
>>213628313I'm not the one browsing jewelry online runt
>>213628249ยฃ5 says this man lives in Topeka
>while on the road I could at any moment be turned into a bloody mess by sacked tranny violently swerving into me having a mental breakdown for trying to avoid a pigeon
really puts things into perspective it does
>>213628238bodied that 'zoid
>what does open source mean?
oh my days rorke
>>213628343yeah but they're filled with africans now
i live my life with a target on my back because the mandem are all eyeing up my clarks
>>213628343The Anglican Church or Church of England but it's mostly become secular.
why you freaks always arguing about some stupid shit
>>213628253Second. Nerves and lack of practice on hills meant that I stalled on a steep hill in traffic and rolled back about three successive times.
>>213628357i'd bet a a fiver that he's a young zoomer
>>213628324No now gerwyn price vs dobey
ordered a BBW escort from uk adult work yesterday and she looked fucking gross in person
her pussy and crotch stank as well
I got the internet in 2014, never really caught up with the world in terms of technology. Enjoy a nice cuppa in the sun x
anyone want to chat?
i have been stabbed five times due to jealousy over my clarks footwear
>>213628297It's just netball for black men
>>213627776If you're running ublock you can add this custom JavaScript
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>>213628383nigga what did you expect?
Python Developer works 40 hours a week. 1 day in the office. Makes ยฃ100,000. Takes home ยฃ60,000 after taxes, NI and general admin. Never had a gf. No friends. No one will notice when he dies.
Tradie chooses his own hours. Shows up when he likes. Leaves when he likes. Makes ยฃ100,000. Declares ยฃ12,000. Takes home the lot. Full social life, holidays, good mates, a beautiful wife and a bit on the side.
>>213628390you have access to chat gpt? it's pretty good for dumbing things down if you want a quick explanation
>>213628370Anglican is just globoho neoliberalism with religious window dressing at this point. It's not a proper religion any more, and that's why it's declining while all other denominations are gaining followers.
>>213628318He tried to samefag his post earlier but forgot to take his trip off lol
>>213628346Charles the Third, if you will
>>213628352Lol owe u a fiver next time I'm in Bristol.
>>213628390grampstein on a mad one
>>213628343We literally have a state religion, and our monarch is head of the Anglican church.
Unfortunately, the Church of England is too conservative for anyone born after 1960 and yet too left-wing and ideologically-mutable for conservative Christians.
>>213628403mate, this is all gobbilygook to me. let us chat about something else x
favourite cuppa?
>>213628406one of those nice fat arsed lasses i see in porn
this one was covered in cellulite and was flabby as shit, pics were clearly AI edited
>>213628267Done that labourer runt
>>213628249>And a silver plated watch is ridiculous if you're working outside because it'll draw heatYour body temp cools it quicker than the sun can heat it
>>213628323you swarthy or having me on
sick of people taking advantage of my kindness
>>213628420I don't live in Brizzle anymore, sorry
>>213628441kek my favourite bradley
>>213628409Secular social club for people that like meaningless gatherings. Sad really.
>>213628413Yeah was looking at Drakes, Brunello Cucinelli and Loro Piana. Although apparently Loro Piana is Chinese crap so thinking of swapping it out for Tom Ford.
>>213628457sorry mate, I dont mean to make you feel unappreciated. I do appreciate you taking the time but I'm just being honest love x
>>213628403That's not JavaScript, I think it's a special syntax which uBlock Origin understands. It's similar to CSS but slightly different.
>>213628466for me it's this one
>>213628410Screaming. My favourite is when he claimed that one person was forcing the sacked tranny meme and that everyone else called him employed woman
>>213628463You did though u cute little twink u
would like a watch, something fairly nice and classic like a datejust but can't afford it, so my only decent swiss option is a Tissot but I recognise that I don't really want that and it's just a poorcel cop and so I just don't wear them at all. I should probably buy a g-shock for the utility though
>>213628488God I fucking hate him
What is your favourite Bradley then lads?
>>213628379just looked on the pdc website and it says you can watch it on itvx
If you have a hard day of work in a manual job all you have to do is get an early night and you're fine
No stress
>>213628103>>213628122What's wrong with Charles
>>213627942Oh for fucks sake not another one.
>>213628499>Thank you for your attention to this matter!Why has bro started saying this lmfao
>>213628499He's going to sell off Alaskan territory before letting people find out he is a paedophile isn't he
Nah, I've done every physically demanding type of job you can imagine. The watch band on my old watch would become drenched from sweat while i worked and then gummy from dirt plus sweat. And a silver plated watch is ridiculous if you're working outside because it'll draw heat and become hot on your wrist. If you like man jewelry that's alri but don't pretend like you're doing any real work wearing that thing.
>>213628537Virgin clobber
any of you lads play any of the Yakuza games? i was watching a video on ze 'tubes about the minigames and was thinking of giving them a go
>>213628541just demented boomer things
>>213628533I lived there. Come live your myth gunslinger
>>213628539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q
>>213628537Nothing
Met up with some very posh Foreign Office blokes the other day and they were all wearing Charles Tyrwhitt
>>213628431you're not going to get that for ยฃ100 or however much you paid
>>213628533been there in Fallout: New Vegas
>>213628580i paid ยฃ300 haha
>>213628472They have their strengths, Loro Piana knitwear is great stuff but those other two are very Italian in style and it has more of a youthful flamboyant chic, which might not be coherent with what you want
I went with Charles Tyrwhitt after I wore my M&S shirt home in the rain and it just started melting like it was made from candy floss. I knew at this point I needed a step up in quality and Charlie only uses the finest quality Viet child slaves with the slenderest fingers, and you can really tell the difference.
>>213628566Played Yakuza 0, was fun
>>213628484Do you have to be such a relentless pedant rorke
>>213628591rinsed good and proper
>>213628591you got scammed lad. i paid 100 for a fit romanian and thought it was a scam
bought some new knives and a wok
>>213628570Maybe one day, saar
I got a good little book about ghost towns in the American West and now I want to visit Bodie, California
Making clothes is a solved problem
Literally no reason to pay more for a white person to do it
>>213628602The shirts? Charles Tyrwhitt
The suits? Moss
The shoes? Loake
I want my sausage in your hand tho brot
Theory: it was Emma Watson who pooed on Katie Priceโs belly.
Lads what do we do if Digital ID is implemented?
Realistically a Digital ID and social credit system means the complete death of freedom and privacy. It will be needed to access everything, you won't even be able to go online without it.
This has been coming since 2020. Covid was simply a test run. I absolutely cannot face living in such a society.
>>213628625get the pak choi chopped and wok'd
>>213628624last time i went with a romanian it was sketchy as hell. they're all trafficked. i heard men argue loudly in the next room and saw a guy with a bleeding nose on the way out. shit like this happens all the time. plus they clearly don't like it. they don't even pretend to enjoy it, constantly trying to get you to finish.
only shag british lasses now.
my dog is such a smelly boy
>>213628663Drain his anal glands
>>213628633That's neat bong, I'm from California originally so I've probably been to the ghost towns in your book. I became obsessed with ghost towns, the Gold Rush era and western history during my teens
>>213628655shut up boring ass up
>>213628660wouldn't say it was sketchy. decent apartment and the only person there was her other escort friend that she does threesomes with, but it was bad value for money. was clearly not into it. great body tho
bought 20 spicy nuggets from McDonald's yesterday
the smell was horrific and it made me sick after one bite
theyre in the bin and I can still smell them if I open the bin for even a second
bizarre
>>213628663get him in the bath
>for several years I pretended to be a transexual Aldi worker on an anonymous image board
>>213628655let's start a riot
a riot
let's start a riot
right well I've got things to do so I'm off, might come back later might not
*fulton extracts myself out of the thread*
>>213628696you did the right thing now never buy that shite again
>>213628696you sound like a right fanny
do you let your cstberg lick you
>>213628698*camera cuts to David Mitchell absolutely losing his shit*
Rorke spotted in the wild
>>213628043The entire point is how pointless it is
A mechanical watch is an extremely intricate system of cogs, springs and tiny gemstones working in perfect harmony and all it does is move things round a dial at a given pace
Must be terrible to get haemorrhoids or anal fissures pre medicine and healthcare
>>213628604thank you for replying
>>213628729One licks my head all the time
>>213628741Sounds lovely. Belongs in a museum.
>>213628739these webms make my blood boil
are they still arguing about watches?
dont really get how watches work they have some magic quartz gem that keeps the time? how