Thread 213628760

the lads edish

>>213628760 (OP)
leftypol and rorke together at last

>>213628764
Mad how ugly and dysgenic they are

COMEUPOUTDAWAHTA

are supermans parents supposed to look like the same characters from a star is born. like they couldnt get lady gaga but they hired some weird looking slag who looks just like her

>>213628688
Bannack in Montana looked interesting as well, plus it's a state nobody really talks about or visits (at least not Englishmen)
If I ever visit America I'll try to see one of them

chineserorke on a madone

I thought BF6 was releasing it October but apparently it's out now.
Does progress and stuff get reset in October then?

>>213628870
so why did she have to reduce the price?

>>213628760 (OP)
one for up the arse corner

>>213628870
>leasehold

why would anyone go for this jewery

>ah yes you can own it but you have to pay me ground rent forever

>>213628860
Why is queuing and pleasantries such an anathema to these people?
I was thinking the same thing the other day as I watched them scramble to buy obscene amounts of discounted rice in Tesco
Barely civilised

>>213628886
the woke

>>213628875
grow up

>>213628870
I really hate the Torygraph

>>213628875
Open beta mate x

dunno why porn sites have ID requirement but porn is available on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMprELBTrcg

just spaffed to this btw

>>213628915
playing video games is neeky behaviour but i don't think it warrants him being called an open beta

Need to clean the cum stains on the mattress

always chuckle when i a get a (You) to a post i made three /brit/'s ago

>>213628920
used to wank to kpop fancams where you can see practically everything

>>213628920
nobody is willing to acknowledge the pornographic nature of modern pop culture and it's effect on children, if you bring it up you're just called a prude or a puritan

>>213628920
YouTube is getting ID checked here. Probably end up the same there.

>>213628965
not really true lefties are on a weird puritan wave lately

>>213628962
judging by the view count you aint the only one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmKuGxb23z0

love threatening dogberg that i'll take him to the pound unless he behaves, that'll see him right

>>213628987
lefties are just fucked in the head, on the one hand they freak out about bikini billboards, then they go and say school kids need to learn about anal fisting, like make your mind up ffs

erome is still unblocked which is nice. recently started wanktoil to asians with big chebs. never thought i could be attracted to them but here i am.

>>213628920
imagine the smell

>>213629001
when he's gone you'll grieve for years

>>213628698
I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden

>>213628988
check this one out. arin is a straight up exhibitionist. you can see half of her ass in some vids
https://youtu.be/2jcETJNs_PA?si=DbN9jkXqIXHRPoI1

>>213628875
open beta
I assume progress resets, only a few guns are available rn anyway

*surreptitiously covers my webcam*

>>213629033
that's just how every teenage girl dresses here

>>213629018
that's good to hear
none of the smutt sites I use are blocked either
keir must be fuming

We are piss lovers respect respect

>scale shows 54kg
Finally reached my ideal weight

>>213628870
The value of your investments may go down as well as up. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future returns. Capital at risk.

>>213629084
TWINK

>>213629084
gone from 70kg to 64kg so far
arm veins popping but still a little bit of fat on the tummy
the /brit/ boys are getting fit

I’m in Jimmy Page’s castle

>>213629078
there are only like 5 archytpes of people and 3 of them are here. the missing ones are fat black lady and goth girl

>>213629105
whats up with british thumbs? that thumb on the bottom right looks so dry and decrepit. did starmer make hand lotion illegal?

>>213629128
went from 135kg to 84 to 90kg. life is still shit

>jiheon
would you?>>2136

>>213628854
Karate kid grown up

>>213629162
so this is rorke

erm...lads?

>>213629162
Why would anyone buy this?

I need to lose 10kg to even get to the healthy bmi range

it’s over

getting a security job so I can watch football matches for free

>>213629162
Feel sick just looking at this

Feeling queer
Feeling zesty
Feeling mincey
Feeling NONCEY

>>213629189
another one?

>>213629204
he's not using that stethoscope properly

>>213629022
not really, dogbergs come and go so it's water off a duck's back
bit of a stoic, me

mice

>>213629230
this was apparently a woman this time
freakish behaviour

>>213629189
Must of been an ugly penis

>>213629189
>bbc presenter
sounds like he's just doing his job

>>213629164
That's a 1900-ish mock tudor facade, if it were a real tudor frontage it'd be listed so they'd not be able to put a vape shop with that sign in it

>>213629245
yea it will tear you apart and once in a while, you'll think about his peculiarities

accidentally /brit/posted like 5 times in a different thread on a different board and didn't notice, goodness i'm such a dolt

>>213629069
Did she die?

>>213629022
hate dogs me. only pet i ever loved was this baby fresh water crocodile i had. he didn't last too long poor fella

>>213629285
go fuck yourself

>>213629204
where's skin diamond's old man?

Are British girls also like this?

got a decent sized wilkins but my testicles are comically small

found a dung beetle outside

ai filters are getting out of hand

>>213629315
i can play hackey sack with my nads

>>213629190
They wouldn't. It's been released for the 30th anniversary of Tesco's Clubcard loyalty scheme

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/aug/05/tesco-birthday-cake-sandwich-launch-divides-opinion-on-social-media

So I imagine a 28 year old marketing assistant said "how about a birthday cake sandwich" and some stupid boomer boss said "yeah that sounds like fun haha, make it happen"

>>213629318
No you didn't

going to Beijing to fight the French

just got found outside by some lad

>>213629033
>ass
Fuck off yank

>>213629298
rude, but as to be expected from people as uncivilized as the french

https://expose-news.com/2025/06/19/the-depopulation-plan/

This is terrifying

>>213629285
agreed. dogs are filthy animals and have a bad attitude

>>213629257
the victim or the penis-haver?

been this way ten years to the day

>>213629358
shan't be clicking that

>no money
>no job
>no wife
>not moved out
hello I am a 31yo teenager

>>213629084
Would decimate you
t. 6'6 110kg CHAD

>>213629355
lad you prefer lizards to dogs
and you got the word civilisation from us so sit down and be humble

>>213629344
i did indeed

>>213629285
Are you the arsehole that lost one on the Gold Coast the other week?

>>213629343
I see

>>213629304
path for ants

>>213629375
RAMBLE ONNNN

>>213629369
the woman who showed it on her phone
from what ive heard to another woman
only bloke involved here is the one who got his cock shown off

>>213629301
He killed himself

rorke spotted on a bus in leicster

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754704988045198.webm

My name is Rorke.
I'm 33 years old, unemployed, live with my parents, and have never had sex.
This is my story.

any of you having gay thoughts rn?

>>213629358
Burst out laughing by the second paragraph lmfao, then I imagined Rorke sitting in his smelly bedroom reading it getting all shook and nervous and it made me laugh again

>>213629420
bit silly wasn't it

>>213629318
Was he trying to roll you into a ball?

not a fan of christianity me. I think it set us all on the wrong path to be frank

I genuinely can't think of a worse period of human history to live in.

>mass migration
>threat of WW3
>elites intent on depopulation
>AI slop taking up insane amount of water and energy resources for absolutely nothing of value
>Euthanasia legalised
>Digital ID system
>Social Credit system
>the internet, a system allowing free access to basically any information, is going to be shut down and censored

Genuinely, what can we do? Everything just seems fucked.

>>213629472
Idk rorke I reckon living through the black death might have been a little bit worse

>>213629422
Rorke's entire family on the mong bus back to the centre

>>213629442
of course not!

>>213629472
you would rather live in victorian england or ww2? get a clue

>>213629479
The Black Death wasn't that bad.

is it ironic that britain is called the inbred island (ironically or unironically) and is attracting unironically the most inbred people on the planet, the pakistanis?

>>213629392
The French language was invented in England

>>213629460
My name's not Frank

>>213629472
>>threat of WW3
i'm thinking threat of WW1 and you get sent forcefully to charge machine gun fire

>>213629422
Leftypol's Dad wouldn't have made a peep if he was a Muslim

>>213629358
>>213629472
2016mong

>>213629504
diev et mon droit

so, this is rorke

>>213629472
Thick as mince, you

>>213629472
Make enough money to buy a hobby farm so you can be self sufficient if needed

>>213629422
don't know why some people get so insanely upset at religious preachers just ignore them

i'd get burnt at the stake for speaking my mind if i was in the olden days I reckon.

>>213629460
the concept of heaven seems like surrendering your soul to some jewish desert god who is probably evil

>>213629472
for the tech ones, freenet exists
think it'll have a moment once the entire five-eyes government pushes in digital id across all provinces

>>213629538
yeah? mental never heard that one before

>>213629534
hard to ignore when he's literally screaming at you

>>213629522
>The Franks were originally a group of Germanic peoples

rare footage of rorke striking back!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754560297111256.webm

>>213629489
Yes because none of those things were a problem.

>>213629558
who knew latin

>>213629556
Not a hope in hell of me clicking this son

>>213629562
scottish rorke sent that freak flying

>WTA
zzzzz....

>>213629548
You mean hyphanet?
I've also heard of I2P

really love the smell of morning

we've already had this discussion
we won
1066
100 years war
it's done meanwhile we don't give a shit about waterloo, it's a good ABBA song to us haha

>>213629562
Based Jorke (Jock Rorke)
Wouldn't be so bad if we rounded all these mental mongos and locked them underground somewhere

>>213629499
>The BMJ reports in 2024 that young Pakistanis are moving away from cousin marriage due to an increasing awareness of genetic diseases, with the rate decreasing from 67.9% in 2006-07 to 63.6% in 2018. More educated and financially independent men and women show sharper decreases
As of now, the Iraqis have the top spot for the highest rates of cousin marriage.

>>213629562
this would be illegal in engerland to talk dirty to a immigrant fella

>>213629610
>rom 67.9% in 2006-07 to 63.6% in 2018

>>213629599
We really appreciate you getting up first thing in the morning Brazil time to talk to us lad, your dedication doesn’t go unnoticed x

>>213629534
Childhood trauma.

>>213629610
that's mental

向こう側を見たいよ

>>213629628
i woke up 4am today, posting here wasn't the first thing i did today

>>213629629
Of what?

reckon religion is rubbish and if you believe in it you're an idiot

>>213629661
Thanks for making time in your busy schedule to post here for a few hours a day lad x

>>213629554
so just ignore him, the people having a go at him just come off as pure mental cases

>>213629399
no, i had mine like 6 years back

>>213629629
eh? we don't live in rural kentucky mate
no one has childhood trauma from going to the local church of england 3 times a year max

>>213629682
not busy at all

>>213629635
Most of the Muslim world has rates of at least 25+% consanguineous marriage.

>>213629681
yeah so what
grow up

>>213629556
looks like a female steve carell

>>213629681
>t. 18 year old with a perfectly average IQ

imagine living through your entire life without believing there's a god

>>213629697
It’s appreciated anyway big fella, thread wouldn’t be the same without you x

>>213629704
nobody wants to hear it mate, we are on a bus. everyone is going through their own shite.

>>213629694
Christianity is an oppressive, racist institution.

>>213629725
what shite are you going through

ara ara it can't be helped~

i was a good lad and yet i went bald
if there is a god, he doesn't deserve my worship

>>213629694
Reckon the lads who got raped by priests do

>>213629736
yawn

>>213629681
Diego won't like this

>>213629718
I reckon the bible is honkeytonkey but god is real as in god is everything like everything in the material world is 'god' including us, a collective consciousness we share with everything and paganism is cool too because its just personifying some of the aspects of this universe 'god' but the bible is shite

>>213629752
omds

Test

>>213629752
go to turkey

Y'all I got the Android 4chan app working again YAHOOZA!!!!!!

>>213629757
All 3 of them

>>213629740
you dont want to know lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJr054EMO4U

chuuuune

>>213629718
imagine living through your entire life looking like this

>>213629562
I couldn't understand them both until they started using Black lingo (you're not that guy). What were they fighting about? What were they even saying.

>>213629499
Britain has a tenancy to just bring over the absolute rot of any society
In the 70's it was the most backwards retarded tribal Pakistanis
In the 2000's we got the poles and Romanians nobody wanted
2020's the Africans willing to come over and wipe arses for 20k a year

It's just the state of things

Imagine having a “4chan app” on your phone

>>213629710
early 2010s era reddit called, they want their archetype back

>>213629801
KEK
there's actual runts who do this

>>213629769
Menacing post

don't see the point in living really

Gravy’s good tonight

>>213629619
A start is a start.

>>213629831
Being alive is based lad. There’s so much to see and do and learn. Expand your horizons x

>>213629801
How else would Rorke interact with the world at his own leisure

might go to engerland and say some bad stuff about the muslim religion and the bible and immigration and cause a stink and then get on the plane and leave you lot to sort it out

>>213629845
yeah like what?

>>213629801
Nothing wrong with that
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Sent from Readchan

*surreptitiously deletes ReadChan from my phone*

Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.

>>213629784
read chan?

>>213629850
you can genuinely make a living outta this

>>213629845
>There’s so much to see and do and learn.
yeah but you have to suffer most of the time to do anything even remotely enjoyable
just a bit of a faff isn't it

just going to engerland to say what needs to be said and get it out in the open

>>213629718
There's no evidence for God

>>213629764
>god is real as in god is everything like everything in the material world is 'god' including us, a collective consciousness we share with everything
That's not what is meant by "God" in common usage. God is supposed to be some supernatural immaterial entity who created the universe. So we're not God, but we were apparently made by God.

The infected 'ger

In regards to the myth of Irish/Italian assimilation to the US, people don't know how many of the former were deported. The only ones that remained were those that wanted to be American and follow the culture.

>>213629811
afternoon sugar strands were delish

wonder if canslad is in fact none other than tismomick after he discovered that alcohol temporarily cures autism

Religion is a trao and the gods are lying too
Dimensions and portals are what I' flying through
Di-methyl tryptamine I've got it locked inside my roof
Geometrically on ecstasy I occupy the truth

>>213629886
thought that was a willy at first hehe x

>>213629855
Loads, books, shagging, nice food, forests, music, beaches, museums, films, games, mates, booze, family, animals, documentaries
>>213629879
How so?

UK went downhill when they stopped manufacturing

>>213629913
A willy? On /brit/??? Could not even imagine it

>>213629752
why didn't you take that miracle drug called finasteride

>>213629924
i'm an autist and severely anhedonic so all of this is unavailable to me (at least in terms of being able to enjoy it)

If you don’t have kids you don’t have a purpose in life. Non parents will never understand.

>>213629924
>How so?
what do you mean? working, chores, admin, paying for everything, drama, inevitably becoming ill or injured at some point in life, stress, drama

>>213629943
White people don't want to make anything anymore except gender and DEI. The future is China and Russia.

>>213629924
most of that stuff isn't enjoyable when you're a lonely incel

>>213629952
didn't know about it then
couldn't be arsed desu
i like feeling the air on my scalp

>Being alive is based
LMAO

>>213629986
>and Russia.
"no"

>>213630012
done him

my rizz abilities have declined over the years

nth for the baddiedem

>>213629982
>working,
You can do something you get a degree of enjoyment or satisfaction from unless you're a low IQ runt
>chores
Not fun but you get a clean house out of it
>admin
Very easy these days, can do 99% of it on your phone
>paying for everything
Stop being broke
>stress, drama
Are you a woman?

might have to give up on Project "Sex With An Adult Woman 2025" lads

>>213629970
So you don’t enjoy anything?
>>213629982
Working isn’t so bad, find a job that is tolerable and make the most of it, make friends there, listen to music while you do chores (there’s not so much to do anyway), and you can’t worry about shit that might happen in future it’s illogical

>>213630038
What does nth mean like nth term

Fun fact, if anything ever goes wrong with the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the problem will unironically have to be outsourced to China as there's no industrial capability to fix it.
>>213630014
Russia has some of the best software developers, hard tech and medical industry on the planet.

>>213630041
>You can do something you get a degree of enjoyment or satisfaction from unless you're a low IQ runt
Not really, you'd have to be a low IQ runt to enjoy working the vast majority of jobs
What do you do?

>>213630045
>has to specify adult

>>213630045
can't help but notice the word "adult" in there
you don't have any other sex projects do you?

>>213630062
yeah, nth post in this case

time to KO myself with a hefty dose of zopiclone

>>213630041
If the immediate and direct purpose of our life is not suffering then our existence is the most ill-adapted to its purpose in the world

UK used to mean United Kingdom, but ask anyone today and they'll tell you it stands for 'Unbelievable Krimewave‘

>>213629884
its called pantheism mate, read some spinoza

>>213630075
>>213630083
er you DID have sex when you were under 16, didn't you?

>>213630065
>some of the best software developers, hard tech and medical industry on the planet.
yea that's us, not russians
they're going to be fucked by china big time

ordered an 'ominos

>>213630065
Tbf we outsourced the construction to England too

done my washing up
gonna fizz up some water and then think about prepping some food

>>213630108
you're not 16 anymore, la

do people who go to AA or NA count how long they've been sober based on when they last used or when the intoxicating effect wore off?
important distinction because it could mean the difference between an entire date

>>213629795
I can't find the data broken down by nationality but I'm willing to bet poles do okay financially and crime wise, or do you have a lot of problems with poles?

>>213630126
pray tell which pizza you order in?

>>213630066
Principal consultant in archaeology and heritage
Some bits are a drag but I enjoy most of it, I get to have a say in how to design and engineer nationally important projects to avoid or mitigate damage to our heritage

>>213630135
yeah that's why I'm now trying to have sex with an ADULT woman

>>213630144
sizzler and a new yorker

>>213630150
then just say woman, creep
anyway you won't unless you pay for it

Today it is bad, and day by day it will get worse, until at last the worst of all arrives

>Dua Lipa doesn’t brush her teeth before bed she tells “The Sun” in new interview.

>“Never believed in that, what if I brush them and then get hungry again after I get in bed. Makes zero sense to me.”

>>213630179
I do this too

>>213630179
she's right

>>213630179
brushing before bed is the most important time to do it. overnight bacteria feeds on the food leftovers and builds plaque. if you're gonna brush once, do it before bed.

>>213630176
I'm already here

>>213630179
would love to fuck her albanian shitpipe silly ngl

going to lean out lads.13% bf is the goal

>>213630179
Hate this rancid albanian sket

>>213630113
Russia faces global sanctions and isolation but they're still better or outright competitive with the premier Western states, once the war settles and the sanctions drop it won't be a competition anymore.
Also, no. They have nukes. They'll never have a serious war.
>>213630127
And they definitely can't do it again either.

>>213630179
women are so fucking stupid

>>213630163
dont have those here but i hopeyouenjoy x

just want a girl with a 2/10 face and a gigantic arse

>>213630179
Bri’ish teeth are a meme for a reason.

>>213630228
what about all the men that do it as well e.g. >>213630195
>>213630199

>>213630179
what's the deal with women being hungry all the time?

Chris Howlett - Principal Consultant (Archaeology & Heritage)

>>213630241
why?

>>213630241
desire is the root of suffering. 'want' nothing and free yourself from lust, now go.

>>213630248
she's tunisian or albanian or something

>>213630227
>This is what Bruce actually believes

>>213630241
till the room smelled like pussy juice and farts

>>213630141
ah nvm seems like the crime numbers look quite bad for poles in London

kicking off plan shag a bird the second she turns 18

>>213630255
cus she won't leave me lmao

>>213630241
Would love her to sit on my face after a gym sesh

>>213630265
But raised in Britain hence the awful dental hygiene

>>213630254
Try again

i got blunts, bongs, papers, all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie

>>213630227
>Russia faces global sanctions and isolation
it doesn't
>but they're still better or outright competitive with the premier Western states
they're not
>They have nukes
don't have the balls to use them, two more weeks, eh?
and by the way, in the coming decades (plural) they'll import millions of blacks to prove to us racist imperialists that they're not racist imperialists :)
you're a fucking idiot

Stephen McLeod - Principal Archaeology and Built Heritage

sex should be illegal

>banned from /v/ for posting a webm of a fully clothed attractive black woman
world gone mad

got plans today
wont execute them because i'll get steaming before i have a chance

>>213630336
demolition man style

Matthew Town - Senior Principal Archaeology and Heritage

>>213630345
>a webm of a fully clothed attractive black woman
video games?

>>213630345
deserved

the so called godless orient

>>213630372
half life 2 ep1 i reckon

>>213630353
Good lad.
I've got the wash on and it'll get hung but I'm already in the whisky and think I won't be able to do the other jobs I wanted to do

>>213630377
thats a very confused young man

>>213630391
Alyx is blasian

get it made

>>213630422
no one considers her a chinky
everyone lingered on her jeans

why does everyone disappear when a new needs to get made? where do you all go/

>>213630179
gonna go from dua lipa to dua tootha at that rate

>>213630439
>>213630439
>>213630439

>>213630400
on the ginberg myself and had my knob out already for a big wank

NEW
>>213630171
>>213630171
>>213630171

>>213630179
corr imagine snogging her

no one knows what an algorithm is
might as well be magic

>>213630400
>I've got the wash on and it'll get hung
done the washing just then
its threatening to rain so ive got it on the heated drying rack with the undies outside for now

not using that thread

>>213630522
>>213630522
>>213630522
non cuck faggot new