Thread 213635026

IN A WORLD
>pans in to Vaush convention
>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as…
>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>Record scratch Freeze frame zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish
>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain

All around me are familiar faces

>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"
>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"

Worn out places

>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky…racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name
>beat
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WHTE ANUS!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed
>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson
>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"
>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers

BWEEEEEW

>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background

BWEEEEEW

>Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's

BWEEEEEW

>Cut to buck breakers defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen… I believe I may be of assistance here."
>earth shattering fart noise

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>this summer is going to be
>montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG
>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>this summer is going to be…
>montage of Sneed breaking bucks
>Chud "based!"

>this summer is going to be!
>montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*

>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>Rated PG 13

gem

Literally not a single person on this planet says this whilst simultaneously looking like this thoughever

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I said that

Fairly high quality gem, a couple scratches here and there

>>213635026 (OP)
Finally, hollywood is making a movie about people like me, by people like me, for people like me.

Where are the Jeffrey Candu Lanmawhatever records??

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>>213635026 (OP)
One day video AI will be good enough that this masterpiece comes into existence

>>213635026 (OP)
the gem that saved /int/

>>213635026 (OP)
I say all of those things and look like that though

>>213635026 (OP)
Whoever wrote this is unironically a comedic genius