Lemon raspberry loaf edition

Previous: >>213622292

Good morning Krusty crew!

fuck you you eunuch
not posting in your shitty thread
also is it really worth it to have an entire day's worth of sugar just for half a piece of bread

>>213638689
Who's a eunuch?

I'm a twisted fuckin psycho

>>213638758
It's an old-fashion term for a trans person.

>>213638758
everybody knows degenerate eunuchs always come from Ethiopia

I like lemon raspberry loaf

i got vaxxed

>>213638783
hey you can you send princess ursula to ethiopia
i think our dear eunuch has some choice words for her highness
also bahahahaha esl

costco lemon drizzle loaf cake is so good

>>213638833
based. Got 4 myself. Mixed and matched since they were free. Never say no to free stuff.

>>213638864
Semon jizzle

remember when chuds said you'll die if you get the vaxx

>>213639117
Many such cases

>>213638994
me in ur mum LOL!

In Canada you get a $25,000 fine for walking in the woods because that could start a forest fire

>>213639171
They do be like that

in america you can't criticize israel

Went to a restaurant with two other people, two of us got the steak on garlic bread with onion rings and fries, the other got fish and chips. Guess what the damage was

>>213638797
same

good edition edition

>>213639237
if that wuz true there would be pro hamas protests all the time

name 3 rabbis

>>213639351
Shlomo
Tzvi
Hesh

Why does it have to keep being so hot?

>>213639432
Call Mike

i tried dr pepper cherry and it sucks also it has red 40 which worries me

quitting weed kinda feels like when you do no-fap and you start doing shit you wouldn't have done because there is no conformity so you're on edge the whole time. i feel like i could get into a fist fight or straight up ask out a woman like "bitch you want it yes or no?"

remember when chuds said climate change wasn't real

>>213639460
Thank god it don't got that red 21

>>213639460
thank god it hasn't got red 69

>>213639526
>>213639552
fuck off

Gonna go to the grocery store soon and buy junk food with tax payer dollars

the image that destroyed chuds forever

Thank you Candace Owens! God bless America!

Keep destroying the narcissistic, manipulative and machiavellian M*cron.
.

>>213639597
how about wd 40

>>213639683
drink some bitch

>>213639673
His wife is a man lol

I’m not having a very good day and all the normies are at the park and i just want to incelwalk

>>213639261
$107

>>213639771
Outside world is normalfag terrritory. go back to the basement chud

>playing CS
>momberg: "k we're leaving watch the dogs"
I never watch the dogs. I'm not the dog owner.

>>213639848
You have never once mentioned having dogs.
Why are you a dog hater?

No one likes carrot cake

>>213639823
/cum/ is incel territory. gtfo normalfag

I WAS gonna shower and eat. But I guess I'm watching dogs now?

>>213639883
Don’t reply to peoples replies to me as if you’re me, cunt.

When Americans romancise Europe what do they imagine life in Europe to be like? Just curious.

>>213639848
Just watch the dogs! The momberg pays for most of your food and shelter.

>>213639882
I’d eat a three tiered wedding cake of it and not get tired of a single bite

>>213639896
You don't literally have to watch them until she comes home, just feed them and clean up after them if they shit or puke and let them out if they scratch at the door

>>213639914
The average American thinks you all live in either commieblocks or picturesque villages and old towns.
I personalize romanticize your ability to get around without a car due to efficient public transport

>>213639914
Romanticize? There are no women here to answer that question. When I think of Europe I think of trains, probably good food and very rude people

*woof*

>>213639914
No one romanticizes Europe anymore.

tummy still hurts

>>213639961
>>213639914
*personally, not personalize

>>213639981
*rubs it for a second but suddenly forcefully pushes down on it forcing whatever is causing the tummy ache to move and digest properly*

>just make friends
>just find a girlfriend
It’s not that easy, mom! Even if I tried, it’s not like anything would ever work out for a freakish inceloid chudkin like me…

>>213639905
You're not the OP faggot

>>213640051
I run these fucking threads. Don’t fuck with me,

>>213639980
this. only boomers do that because they have no idea gayrope looks like this now

>>213639877
They aren't MY dogs. I'm not a dog owner. I am not responsible for them. I am their friend basically. If you try to impose responsibility onto me I will resent them.
>>213639918
>>213639956
I don't want to.

I cannot get in the shower now. I stink and I'm sweaty and god knows how long I am now shackled by these animals.

>>213639672
Alcohol is not based, it will make you age faster and will fuck you up as you get older.
Stay away from it. It's literally poison.

I no black, I dominican

I hold the keys to this yard. Don’t ever forget that, new fish.

>>213640079
Stay tuned for more trick on how to stay a cute twink for longer and not hit the wall.

>>213640084
No no no, i no black, is different

>>213640072
What’s the big idea here? You don’t enjoy animal companionship?

>>213639961
>The average American thinks you all live in either commieblocks or picturesque villages and old towns.
That's close to the truth in many places.

>I personalize romanticize your ability to get around without a car due to efficient public transport
Pfft. You wouldn't get around without a car over here. There are some cities with good public transport but it's far from ubiquitous.

>>213639967
Rude people? That's only the Swiss and the Austrians, imho.

>>213639980
You shouldn't. America is far superior.

made one
>>213639888

saved this post from yesterday

Absolute kino canadian band.
Weird they fell to be quite niche now, I vividly remember they were quite famous in the early 2010s.
Anyway thank you Canada

can’t wait til the west coasters wake up so we can have some normal fucking people in the thread instead of abject failures

>>213640148
If I wanted a dog, I'd buy a dog. I didn't.

I cannot shower now. My whole schedule is thrown out of concert.

>>213640208
I saw them live in DC in 2015, fucking great show

>>213640208
>I thought I found a way to enter
>It's just a Reflektor (just a Reflektor)
>I thought I found the connector
>It's just a Reflektor (just a Reflektor)

>>213640324
Whatever that fucking means

why does jason detest unconditional love from man's best friend

If you can’t handle me at my morning incelest then you don’t deserve me at my evening drunkenest

>>213640181
Wow, you put a lot of effort in that one (not).

>>213640272
I already said my tummy hurts

>>213639914
90% are lazy nignogs who want to live off gibs

Someone should get this whiny cunt who constantly complains about his tummy a hot-water-bottle.

>>213640461
Remember when pipo used to say this about Prius owners?

i imagine a woman, she has her vagina on my erect penis

>>213640413
That's pretty far off the mark. For example my country's culture is very entrepreneurial and the mentality is very American-like. Almost everyone here has some kind of side hustle and works 60 hr weeks.

In countries like Germany, it's not that people are lazy. It's that they are cucked by the rich. As a worker you are allowed no freedom. You pay the most taxes and you are not allowed to have any side hustles. Nobody would ever give you a loan or funding to start your own business either. If you do not come from wealth you are never supposed to aspire to anything more than being an obedient slave for the rich.

asian niggas

>>213640484
*vomits on you*

>when me and da boys make up after an argument

>>213640590
Is this the voight-kampff test?

.

i'd get a tess-leyy but i'm poor, i still see a lot of betas driving them so whatever

>>213640740
They are really cheap used actually
T.looked because I was curious

>approach a woman service worker to order something
>she grimaces with a look of pure disgust for like half a second before returning to a smile
Anyone else experience this? I am not even poorly groomed, i just shaved this morning. So I have zero idea what it is I do to make women look at me with such a look of unabashed disgust

Do you listen to medieval music in your count?

>>213640805
I like some medieval and ancient music
https://youtu.be/Fuq4DvC5YZU

Am I really gonna be stuck horizontal on my bed all day or can I just puke/shit already, god damn

>>213640495
gays moved onto electric cars, priussys are taxi driver property now

>>213640759
Because they don’t wanna pay the huge battery replacement price

>>213640793
yeah they give you one of these.

>>213640208
Lead singer was accused of being a rapist and they got canceled despite it all being made up

>>213640793
I'm somewhat handsome so thankfully I've never experienced that. I look better than most people and I'm polite.

>>213640793
I’m an incel freak and no this does not happen to me
I try to be polite with people who are working and say “excuse me, can I ask you a question”

>>213640862
what creature is this
monkey pangolin hybrid ahh

if a woman looks at me i look at the ground so i wouldn't know what face she makes

>>213640988
idk, I call it a pinecone monke

I am 25 years old and I'd go out with an 18-19 year old girl. Not breaking any laws so anyone who says otherwise can SMD.

>>213641088
fag

>>213641088
this but 14 but only in brazil and other countries where its legal, its not legal in the USA though so i wouldn't do that there

The age of consent in Ohio is 16.

>>213641088
>

>>213641141
I think you can do that in Alabama or something

>>213640956
I am polite too. This is even before I open my mouth they just shoot me this look of disgust

Spotted a chudette in the manga section of the bookstore

>>213641186
i fucked her

>>213640847
Based and aryanpilled.
This call is for you.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ9x5l-0WS4&pp=ygUYaHlwZXJib3JlYSB3aGF0c2FwcCBjYWxs

>Well, crack my nuts and call me an almond!

sunbursts are the best gibson

>>213641275
My cat tore a squirrel's head off the other day

>Deaths of despair refer to fatalities caused by suicide, drug overdoses, and alcohol-related diseases, often linked to economic hardship and social isolation.

Got the Lenny Kravitz on

>>213641320
That’s nuts!

keanu reeves is my spirit animal

>>213641299
I gave up playing guitar around 2020-2022 without realizing it. Might sell my mexican tele and spend that money getting on the smokeable plant

need that fella that calls us cumpies and announces he's having a coffee so I can respond "that sounds nice, think I'll have a cuppa"

Ant niggas have a whole world full of grass and soil and they choose to crawl on my leg instead.

Ate too much. Can’t move

>>213641535
what did you eat

>>213641581
Gyros

I lived in Trinidad until I turned 18. I'm from the trenches. And even I don't go to 63-66th street at Chicago or the whole fucking east side these days. Chiraqi veterans deserve national compensation. Fuck the CIA for doing this.

>>213638636 (OP)
This cake looks like a fat bitch with a really sad body

>>213641454
very nice my dad has a mim strat and they're pretty solid

>>213638636 (OP)

Me standing on top of you all

Me oh my

>>213641350
The government should encourage the depressive at a young age to kill themselves before they can reproduce
Weed depression out of the gene pool, or something

>>213641628
gggggGGGggg :-DDDD

Aint nothing better than morning coffee

hello

My options are a decades old honda civic or a decades old toyota corolla sold by an illegal immigrant.
The toyota drives better, however the civic is cheaper

>>213641299
Is that Grimes

>>213641633
Puritans see this and piss and shit themselves in anger before phoning payment processors to get the game banned

>>213641729
What years and trims? That makes a difference
The civic might need some suspension parts replaced because they usually drive much better than corollas in the same gen.

Sister begging me to buy new underpants because mine all have skid marks on them and she can't wash them out

>>213641775
2000 and earlier civics handled good

>>213641633
I would fuck an argonian ngl

>>213640793
>Walking on the beach
>Random girl goes "Ewwwww"
>Look at her like Wtf is your problem
>Realize shes not even hot
>Move on with my day
People are stupid, you need to keep yourself together.

>>213641666
I didn’t know the little nuns guy drew ryona

>>213641775
Both are 2007. The corolla looks better, like the parts in it look newer like i think the guy put some work into it. The engine is definitely new
Whereas the Civic looks like the engine is leaking some kind of oil. like it had oil on the outside of it

>>213641789
Why doesn’t she buy some. She’s being lazy

india is so fucking kino bros

>>213641694
>The government should encourage the depressive at a young age to kill themselves before they can reproduce
Weed depression out of the gene pool, or something
That’s a depressing thought

>>213641806
The seventh and ninth gen still feel good. You wouldnt know the difference between a wishbone or a mcdonalds if they were both in front of you

>>213641824
Wow, thats insanely rude. Never had one ever say something that directly
With me usually it's like there's this quick grimace of disgust they make, then they quickly mask it when they realize I noticed

>>213641852
Post the one of the Indian dude running

>>213641852
Imagine the smelll

>>213641832
Yeah it could have leaked from the valve cover or vtec solenoid. Definitely go for the better maintained car if those are you only options.

I heard they made Hank a soccer fan in the new KOTH so yes it's gone woke, humiliation ritual, ect.

>>213641275
who are you quoting? nobody ITT said that

>>213641789
Wear hers

>>213641727
what is up

how do i login to 4chan

>$28,000 + tip to go hiking in Canada

>>213641789
Your family is weird wtf why is your sister washing your underwear

>>213640793
>So I have zero idea what it is I do to make women look at me with such a look of unabashed disgust
I think for its kinda looking past them. Like if I see a service worker I'm not looking at her or I try to look busy. It sucks but worked for me

>>213641824
This is best
>People are stupid, you need to keep yourself together.

>>Random girl goes "Ewwwww"
Lol recently had a group laugh at me for whatever reason while I was walking by. Feel bad desu

>>213641929
I’m quoting the squirreljak. He said that. Don’t believe me? Go crack your nuts!

>>213639961
so gay
if i can fucking manage it in sacramento you have literally no excuse
you dumb arses settle in some suburb and detached home and bitch about public transport
went to denver the other day and you could get around about anywhere in the city
if you really wanted it you could have it but you made life choices

Idk how to feel about depressive type people, I've definitely been deep down myself, but I've also come across a lot of doomers who have been cunts to me.

>>213641956
just woke up

I like when people say the will kill themselves... for years

chinese economy CRASH
BASED BASED BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COFc_HHZtAs

>>213642093
>I like when people say the will kill themselves... for years
i like when people think it constantly, but never say it

>>213641980
What is going on here exactly?

>>213642093
what's the point of killing yourself anyway
life is so short so youll be dead soon enough anyway

>>213642110
is this good or bad if I wanted to buy some stuff from temu?

>>213642093
The reason they're so depressed is they're bitch made
so of course bitch made don't have the balls to ack themselves

>>213642153
Nova Scotians are banned from going into the woods due to wildfires. They gave someone a 28k fine for breaking that rule

>>213642175
you get to buy from RESHORED made in AMERICA
the prc is finished
all decline from here from XI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTzZgi-O_jk

>>213642208
what about school shooters tho
they have the balls to anhero, so why do they still do it?

I've unironically been told to kms and not as a joke or comeback. This dude just straight up said to me in a mean girls tone "omg if were you id kill myself". It caught me off guard because it was coming from a guy who I consider lesser than me. Fucked up thing to say regardless, even his buddies stayed quiet.

>>213642310
Did you clap back

>>213642310
Would like to hear his part of the story.

Need to finger Jason’s moms ass

>>213642093
I say it involuntarily to myself when I’m alone. It’s a coping mechanism. I follow up by saying “nope no I won’t no way haha” and feel more in control for having rejected the involuntary thought.

>>213642310
Should've punched him

why are people like this on someones steam profile? are people really this kind or is there some sort of ulterior motive

>>213642310
i say it all the time to myself. i dont deserve to live

Lmfao what are bong politicians on?
https://youtube.com/shorts/6wYn7fj5Thg?si=3HRX_0JSXGIe4R9Y

everyone calls me loser monkey boy

>>213642424
herd mentality

>>213642310
Maybe it was me
>even his buddies stayed quiet.
Oh wait, guess not... hah ha

>>213642350
No, I cringed and continued doing what I was doing. Still pissed off because I was on the justified position to do something.
I tower over the guy, so I really bitched out by minding my business.

>>213642424
>are people really this kind or is there some sort of ulterior motive
you already know

>>213642510
you gotta say something back even if you can't think of anything good

>>213642310
why do you consider that cunt to be less than you?

Why do some of you people empathize with losers?

>>213642561
you look a lot like that guy on /cum/

>>213642350
*claps your cheeks*

>>213642574
If you have to ask then you have no soul.

puked(again) but my tummy still hurts

>>213642561
Jason is a manlet

>>213642551
Not somebody I took serious or really cared about, like when you see someone and you're just like "oh its that one guy"

>>213642614
I got a whole lotta soul. I can dance to soul music
https://youtu.be/24rCQnK2oBE?si=9WxJIcDCX84Az-Ik

there's a place called kokomo

I was so tired at jiu jitsu that I started talking without inhibition, and, as always happens when I talk, I ended up looking like an idiot. I can't forget that I'm a freak who should stay quiet.

>>213642649
Do it again

Me and the gf

>>213642743
okay. open your mouth

>>213642850
eewwww!!

Eating turkey jerky right now

>>213642866
like in my jav porno :)

>>213642870
**jerks you off**

Elbows up Canada.Webm

>>213642449
id still side with the muzzies sooner than id side with the white libs

>>213642924
Elbows up buddy

The coast guard arrested Boy George for scraping barnacles off his dinghy

what a bitch ass life this is. i should kill myself NOW

>>213643077
This isn't /brit/ cringe lord

>>213643121
nothing to do with brit retard

Grandpa tried to brush his teeth with Pinesol

>>213643179
If post like a euro nigger you will be treated as such

AMERIKKKA's MODERN GESTAPO BTW

Fabuloso

>>213643077
They should've arrested him for being a fag

Home alone all day, gonna make big /cum/mies

I’m a woman

>>213643316
Post thighs

mom is going back to herzegovina tommorow

>>213643316
OMG! Hi =)

>>213643409
this probably worked

>>213642924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQA2XZbDkdA

>>213643265
So true…

>forensic files s10e07
>BABE YOU NEED TO COME CAMPING WITH ME SO WE CAN DISCUSS YOUR UNPLANNED PREGNANCY
She died, to no one’s surprise.

Sometimes it feels like every person and institution in the world intends to just slowly break you down. Just leave me alone. I've been humiliated enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo

>>213643409
Extremely millennial coded…

Y'all niggas down for the cum road trip or what?
https://youtube.com/shorts/UEIz2HDuM0w?si=UTeam644dWKtyp7c

https://x.com/NickJFuentes/status/1954232241518965207

>>213643522
I'm down for some cum

>>213643393
Does she live in the beautiful city of Mostar?

>>213643516
>pic
He seems like a good dude, probably fun at parties. Hope he finds a job soon.

>>213643522
wait, doesn't uhaul charge by the mileage

>>213643612
>*Breaks odo fuse*

>iced pepsi (miniature can [222ml])
>vodka (2 shots [3oz])
>lemon wedge

>>213643663
>*bad to the bone riff*

I hate this type of humor

>>213643595
hi babe

mom and i are watching forrest gump

Okay, I regret posting this now.
>>213643496
Remember, everything you feel is only temporary. We are so back

>>213643728
have fun

I'm a flipping mentalist.

>>213643596
no. there are no serbs in mostar today. it is populated by croats and muslims

>>213643663
erm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odo_of_France

>>213643744
thank you anon! you're such a nice guy and you're my favorite poster

>>213643678
>*Collective hell yeah emanates from the passengers*

Darktide 2 has variable height. Making your character max height givens you an advantage (seeing over enemy heads to better asses the situation).
Not everyone knows this, so I see a lot of short characters.

>>213643806
im not nice

reading a book

https://files.catbox.moe/vpluns.mp4

Stanley Tucci

WHERE ARE THE WEST COASTERS

>>213643846
What book

>>213643820
you're the nicest guy in history of the /cum/gen. you're so wholesome

Italians speaking English be like
>En a da Italia we eatta da pizza and drinka de vino O Madon please cum to sicila

>>213643933
imitation of christ - thomas kempis

what is the shroud of turin

i'm gonna make the new

>>213644039
A fake chud cloth

>>213643715
I have a hat that says doing things

>>213643964
Cool I read manga

>>213644049
Are you more serb or more crogaytian?

>>213644109
/cum/ is a pro-Croat general

Humpback whales will interfere when orcas attack mammals. They do so at great risk to themselves, as orcas can mob and kill adults. Why? A study off the coast of Ecuador found 11% of adult humpbacks and 19% of calves had orca bite marks. Do these vigilantes seek retribution?

>>213644146
No it isn’t

القضيب المتعرق هو كنز.

if you inherit 2 million dollars are you middle class

>>213644168
Yes it is
T.not anon

>raised middle class but didn't finish college degree
I'm cooked aren't I

I think it is bedtime soon

>>213644201
Upper class: aristocracy or nobility
Middle class: bourgeois business owners
Lower class: employees/slaves

>>213644109
i am 100% serbian

bros I got a cold, gonna get high and complain that I got nothing else to do this weekend because I don't feel like going out

every Argentinian and Brazilian OP is just the same guy, right

>>213644403
Complain about the jews instead

>>213644364
Meaning you are like 50% turkic

>>213644364
I've been thinking of doing a serbo-croation stand up bit where I say something like "serbs walk like this" and then I do a normal walk. Then I say "but croats walk like this" and I do some preposterous gait across the stage. Do you think this would get laughs?

Quebecoi speaking English sound like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/__DDuN64QUE?si=7u85N8WmVzpUUB8k

sitting outside vaping cannabis as the Lord intended

>>213644458
why would i be 50% turkic? serbs are a slavic ethnic group

>>213644462
no. why do you think there's something wrong with the way croats walk?

wtf

https://youtu.be/oHdZOKm5xzo

>>213644581
>Bosnia

Croatians are all homosexuals

>>213644611
I'm trying to recreate 90s style american racial humor with balkan ethnicities. It's been tough going

>>213644668
?

>>213644611
You are brown

>>213644700
are you a stand up comedian or something

>>213644704
.

>>213644743
No, not yet. I was kind of banking on this balkan stuff, but you say it's not gonna work. I'm really at a loss now

I don't know which state or which area of Canada this wildfire smoke is coming

>>213644807
>>213644807
>>213644807

I am hammered but my lady wants to go to costco, should I go?

>>213644811
I don’t know if Toronto is in the east or west coast

>>213644826
I'm gonna have sex with your lady tomorrow

>>213644828
toronto is by jew york

>>213644826
Yes and fight the jeets there

>>213644201
$2 million in what