Lads just being lads edition
That poo is gonna get ate
Can you stop posting so quick? I am at work and whenever I get nack to the thread it's already over.
So did they finally kick you guys off the internet?
If so, give no sign.
>>213643874At 8pm on a Saturday ?
Real mousey hasnt been back since the shutdown. Don't get the imposter gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDlMe4nuWw
Decisive mousenonce victory over DTFIC in that last thread, utterly humiliated that freak
Who gives a shit what these 20 year old women are saying. They will not fuck me
>>213645593brit niggas like saint seiya?
Any plans for valentine's day?
>>213645621well dur dtfic is even stupider than mousenonce
>>213645621kill yourself heathernonce
>>213645621>mousenonceDon't call him that
>>213645627..nh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLquMwxH8Gw
Had some delicious wine and cheese at a place called Obladee
>>213645660Apologies. MouseGOD
Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape. Rape.
French kissing larva turned humanoid gf. She likes to nibble me
>>213645710a glinpse into a darkie's mind
How are you doing today lads?
>>213645710Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok.
Fuck it might just post a mouse
>>213645621they are both still carrying on in the old, pair of sad freaks LOL
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>>213645702Thank you
He's the best poster /brit/ has ever had and it's not even close
He might even be the best poster in 4chan history
>>213645743Mice are cute little creatures imo
>>213645734Better now (. ᴗ .)
anybody tried geocaching out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvrXHIJonEE
>>213645772XDDDD UwU XDD IM FELLIN G d d nowxdxdxdd
>>213645766Yeah love rodents but feel so bad for them
Got a date with a girl tonight, going to hang out at my place and go swimming and eat and watch a movie and potentially have sex as well
something weird is going on today
it's like something in the air
free concert with food and other activities happening nearby
don't think there's any point in going alone though, i'll just stand there awkwardly for a while and then return to my incel lair
>>213645815I farted. Sorry
>>213645807I dont feel bad for them
I bet they feel bad for us tbhqh
>>213645621>DTFICremind me what this stands for
Mousenonce trying DTFIC for crimes against humanity at the Hague
He calls Reggie as his first witness
>anybody tried geocaching out
>>213645851Dravidian Tamil First-generation Indian Canadian
>>213645816going to see the bloke from red dwarf DJ on wednesday
favourite fallout enemy type?
Going to do my laundry and then hammer out a quick wank
https://youtu.be/qJOJO_EoqfE
My moto? Fuck the lotto. I get the seven digits from your mother tomorrow.
>>213645913would love to suck on her feet and cock
>>213645791fat arms, ugly face, meh hair, 3/10
>>213643341 (OP)Look at those nonces
>>213645882what's that supposed to mean
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this is the only available sedan made by a US company if you don't want a tesla, mustang or cadillac
they just gave up and let the jappos make em
>>213645956>>213645981lister
he's a radio 6 deejay
>what's that supposed to mean
>>213646007no way
what kinda stuff does he play?
gonna go find some of his mixes
what’s the best looking part of england
don’t post the cotswolds seen it enough
extra points if they look really nice but aren’t rich like harrogate
hello guys I am back from pissing
>>213645988mad how they made it so ugly
mad how sedans exist at all
major car companies like vauxhall simple don't make them any more cos they're useless
I should not have pretended to be normal back in school. If I were my self I would've probably been lumped in with the special ed kids and it would've been a breeze
oh no. oh no no no no....
>mindraped
that was your thread. that is what you get. after all your effort to do it - and the thread that had to die for your attention-whoring, you little faggot - you had it, ate it, and now its gone. that is your WEEKLY thread. you tried ALL WEEK for those 300 posts. the thread lasted, what, 10 minutes
now it is over. now fuck off and go look forward to next week
I opened a packet of biscuits yesterday and there's two left fucking unbelievable my family
Reading about English landscape gardening
Did you know there is a 910 acre garden in the centre of Munich that is done in an English-style?
Amazing
>>213645882Yes a long time ago in the lake district
>>213645977the only correct answer
>>213646078have you recently bought a house in the local area?
>>213645988heavy as a Chevy
Ready for the piddy-peddy, I'm Friddie Freddie
>dog begs for food
>no more, mumberg said
>3 mins later gives her a treat
what's the point of that then. folds like a house of cards
>>213646071How old are you?
What do you do for fun when you're not posting here?
>>213646116Yes, and I'm having a housewarming party for some of the local... Adults.
>>213646092What’s English about it?
This place is the closest thing to a men's club that the modern age has to offer.
Every modern space or modern club is diverse and all-inclusive except for every one that's for women and minorities which is a special place for them.
Bars, cigar lounges, bowling alleys, gyms, LAN parties, axe-throwing competitions. They're all open to women and the likelihood that women are going to show up and invade it is basically just a function of time.
I was trying to figure out what the appeal of it was and why 4chan.org/int ctrl-f brit is the first thing my fingers do when I'm bored.
It's always possible that there's a woman behind the Anonymous name, but somehow you just know that everyone here is a male aged 18-30.
There used to be /r9k/ before a bunch of women showed up and started posting pictures of themselves and creating online personas around the idea of being a socially detached incel.
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sister saw a facebook post that Monzo is going under and about to steal everyones money and she's spent the whole day panicking and phoning up parentbergs two dozen odd times, all this over someone "she knows is intelligent posted about it on facebook".
genuinely frightening how utterly braindead some people are
>>213646104top tier engineering, elite pilots, still boring
>>213646092it's common for a lot of cities or towns in mainland europe to have an "english garden"
>>213646134I'm 1 zeptosecond old
I spend my £1200 PIP on gadgets
>>213646145very Diogenean post this
>>213646171what’s specifically english about it? just looked up the german one and it looks average?
>>213646185You deserve every penny of course
Not your fault you've got mental elf
kicking my feet and squealing whenever a bradley gets posted
>>213646203I think it comes from the Victorian days.
Isn't it crazy how every smart person of the 21st century is not doing anything because of 4chan? Majority of us could've cured cancer and perfected gene coding but this site is more important for some reason. Sorry humanity but I'd rather post about poo.
Saw a black tranny earlier. Didn't know they were a thing.
Having a regular Pepsi for the first time in ages and forgot how it tastes. It's alright actually. I prefer Coca Cola overall but Pepsi is still nice.
imagine banking with Mongo. credit too shit to get an account with a normal bank?
I just don't feel a spark
what mad cunt came up with carbonated drinks?
fair play
>>213646227never heard of rupaul?
Im 28 and don't have credit score because I've never bought anything besides food, clothes, video games, etc
>>213646244nobody gives a fuck nyuggah!
Mousey needs to understand we are allies as DTFIC is abusive to me and Spaino as well. Cansmong is also a close ally of DTFIC.
>>213646262for me its double decker buses
>ooh our buses are full to bursting!>just stick another one on top ladwhoever it was that came up with that had his thinking pants on that day
Just walked up the stairs
having a fruit shoot ice pop
Using AI prompts to generate several of my posts.
No one suspects a thing.
Coca Cola invented Fanta as a subsidiary during WW2 in order to be able to sell a carbonated soft drink to the Nazis, since they were banned from selling regular Coca Cola to the Germans by the US government.
>>213646246Monzo is for drug dealers and cash in hand tradies to launder their money.
>having a fruit shoot ice pop
>>213646142>>213646171>>213646203>>213646217It was originated in England by this guy Capability Brown
Basically they were inspired by idealist paintings to greatly expand the scope of gardening to include the design of the landscape itself, this was really popular and quickly spread to mainland Europe
It looks "average" because English style was so influential that it is basically the world default now
Also, the English were always pretty ready to incorporate or adopt other cultures into their own, there are even early examples of these gardens with pagodas and other Chinese architecture
>>213646367shut up that’s how i think of french people
drinking the juice from the bottom now
Personally I use cash app
>>213646358no they didn't
germans created fanta because coca cola was american
black falmouth uni trans girls
>>213646161says a lot about society
>>213646367to be fair orangina is probably the gayest drink ever conceived
Ru Paul isn't a tranny he is just a drag queen like Lily Savage or Dame Edna.
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As an egyptian, its always baffeled me to see why so many white women in England tan so much. But I think I've finally figured out why.
All Women suffer from penis envy at birth, this is obvious. Boys have something in their crotch and girls simply do not, they see this and feel subconisouly inferior and lesser. They get angry and compensate for this by trying to become polticians, femminists, etc.
Anyway, the idea is that all women want to have penises. (This is also why dildos are the most popular sex toy despite vibrators feeling better) so, they tan.
How does tanning relate to having a penis? Well obviously white women don't just want any old dick, they want THE DICK, THE BBC. The big black cock! So when women tan, they are not doing it because they "want" to, they are doing it because they want to have a penis and spesificially a black penis.
Thoughts? How does this influence how we view british women now?
>>213646390No you don't
It got discontinued in the UK
Stop lying
>>213646185What kind of gadgets?
>>213646401probably why you love it so much
me? i get my gas from the gas company
the electric from the electric company
always have
always will
>>213646381>Also, the English were always pretty ready to incorporate or adopt other cultures into their own, there are even early examples of these gardens with pagodas and other Chinese architecturenot beating the melting pot accusations
>>213646404shit, you're right
i was wrong
>>213646441The reliable Pole
I'll be 1 billion seconds old next year
>>213646435it is quite nice
I am not a pedophile and I want to have a relationship
>>213646413i think it's not even tanning, they literally just paint their faces orange lol
>>213646421glitter lube
glass plug
vibrating plug
double-ended dildo
strap-on harness
lace bodystocking
fishnet tights
thigh-high latex boots
chastity cage
nipple clamps
spreader bar
ball gag
collar with leash
lace gloves
silicone dildo in every colour of the rainbow
vibrating wand
crotchless panties
leather mini skirt
anal beads
harness bra
pasties
handcuffs
lace choker
edible body paint
pegging kit
jeweled butt plug
pussy pump
cum towel
stockings with seams
cat ears headband
PVC corset
gimp mask
glow-in-the-dark condoms
>>213646381Went to school in a place designed by Capability Brown. Used to be the home of he Colmans mustard family, now it's a shitty state boarding school for orphans and army brats.
The ground were nice though, lots of good memories exploring the place as a kid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatton_Park
Pic related is was my boarding house during sixth form.
>>213646443They did it in a white supremacist milieu with racial segregation though
I wasn't trying to imply the English were tolerant or didn't have racial segregation when this style emerged (early XVIII century)
AI assistants need to start telling us to do it ourselves
>This is also why dildos are the most popular sex toy despite vibrators feeling better
umm...... how do u know? x
>>213646498production Inventory for ru Paul's drag race haha
>>213646498the contents of my bedside table
>>213646498>collar with leashthis one.
>>213646507i get what you’re saying but between english being a bastard language and what you wrote culturally we are a bit of everything, tbf does feel like english culture lacks a distinct identity at first
>>213646502It boggles my mind how so many places around here look just like England because of the style invented by a few men hundreds of years ago
Even places in Quebec have gardens and campuses like this
>>213646513I am cheating on my wife with my AI assistant.
>>213646414Odd then that I have it on my phone and can use it right now
>>213646489yea i bet it is
it is, yea
ever heard of cacolac? french chocolate drink that's quite refreshing as well
What happened to that british politician that replaced himself with AI? is he still on the job?
>>213646498>silicone dildo in every colour of the rainbowdo you mean one dildo with a rainbow pattern or many different coloured dildos
>>213646548which empire were we a colony of mate
>>213646513need AI assistants to tell me im a good little slave, bend me over, and insert a USB up my bussy
>>213646576no that is not familiar to me but I will look for it brother
Just installed flappy bird
>>213646584nosy aren't you? x
some boards on this site are ridiculous. professional wrestling? who gives a shit
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>cacolac
>>213646621no just autistic i don't like imprecisely worded posts
mad how kino diet coke is out a can
>>213646621stop talking to other girls
>>213646576sounds like a laxative they give cancer patients
if I could just stop you there
>>213646645love shitty after taste huh
>>213646622i'm pretty sure /asp/ was created as a containment board for wrestling mongs to stop them shitting up /sp/, then /pw/ to stop them from shitting up /asp/ lmao
>>213646655it's refreshing AND nourishing
probably cures cancer, in fact
>>213646641I meant many different solid-coloured dildos, one for each colour of the rainbow — the kind of thing that makes your drawer look like an erotic Pride parade.
>>213646652shush you *yanks chain*
>>213646545Yeah I would agree with that, but would say that is not because it isn't distinct but because of how prevalent and global it and its direct derivatives are
Not to mention the decades of globalist efforts to homogenize all cultures
>>213646657no thanks mate *barges past knocking you on your arse*
>>213646681I believe you
Next time I go to France I will drink the cacolac
>>213646682>the kind of thing that makes your drawer look like an erotic Pride paradepics?
got the bravely default flying fairy HD on
>>213646590That's my point
diegos amazon search history:
>>213646498
>>213646693what a rightfully rude man
love carrefours why dont we have them over here better than shit morrisons
92 degrees out, that's 33 for you commies, and 50% humidity
will NOT be leaving my air conditioned house
>>213646732for me it's perusing the surprisingly sexual comic books
>>213646736It's 34 C here and
>>213646732prefer tesco to a kerfor
sookeeng a 'ow you say caque au laque hon hon
>>213646732only shop at waitrose me
well sometimes M&S food hall
>>213646761when i went france they had everything was like being in heaven
>>213646767nah tesco is shit nothing good in there
*sniff sniff* I *sniff* I *breaks down and starts crying* I WANT SWEETS!
>>213646671not really. it's like sparkling water la croix zest of herb extract from cola
ordering cacolac off menulog
>>213646784delightful accent, mon cher
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>*sniff sniff* I *sniff* I *breaks down and starts crying* I WANT SWEETS!
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need a crazy korean foot fetish gf
>>213646732morrisonss isg reat lol
come with me, I'll explain on the way
>>213646227>>213646263blk boys are the most to troon out due to being borne with low t and it only makes sense for the. To actually look like girls than white trannies
>>213646848*follows you down a dark alley*
>>213646832not korean and not a real girl but ... hi
can hear mum blasting the Facebook reels at full volume from upstairs
>>213646832Go flash your cock to some Asians
what is the meaning of this??
>>213646790alright no need to boast
>>213646816every supermarket has nice pastries and sweets but they lack the utility of carrefour and only m&s has good quality real meals
why are brits people on /pol/ much smarter than brits on /int/ /brit/
what causes this phenomena?
watching war of the worlds
5 minutes in ice cube has hacked into his daughter's fridge
>>213646832Source?
>>213646896More lefties use /int/ x
>>213646893it's not bad but i don't see what carrefour does that tesco doesn't
>>213646896forruners like you drag our average down
>>213646901Gilfoyle was right.
https://wplace.live/
go look at where you live on here and see what people have drawn
>>213646931lots of good stuff in there and it’s french so it’s fancier
>>213646947does china have tescos?
>>213646901wots all this then
>>213646943so many tranny flags everywhere
>>213646901>bread in the fridge
We at /brit/ officially pay our respects to Apollo 13 commander Jim Lovell who has passed away aged 97.
>>213646901kinda looks like theyre trying to implying he rails her from behind
>>213646943there’s a trans flag on top of my road
>>213646896>what causes this phenomena?Most of the people on the /pol/ brit thread are three letter agencies, thus much higher IQ. Here very low IQ, therefore gauranteed britbongs on the thread.
>>213646901Not how you're supposed to store any of that food wtf
>>213643341 (OP)Why are they fags?
>>213646943>trans flag on the park near my house
>>213646992me too
does this mean there's fit trans birds on my street?
>>213646973it's a bagel thats been filled should still be wrapped but depends how soon it will be eaten
>>213646975went to space so i assume he had a good life
97, that's a good age to die
>>213646972yeah there’s loads of deltarune characters everywhere too
>>213646943would let you know if there is a tranny flag near me but that would be doxxable info
>>213646943a fluttershy, an interracial (irish + hungarian) relationship, and a trans flag with fuck JKR written on it
>>213646882Been there, done that.
>>213646689I think also it doesn't stand out to people because it's not supposed to, it's supposed to look like a natural albeit idealised landscape.
>>213646732Italian supermarkets are peng. Conad is the best imo. Love how even the tiny express convenience stores have deli counters with fresh meat and cheese, and how the ready meal section is often just one or two chillers not an entire aisle like here.
>>213646943shant be posting mine as it will be a dox of sorts
>>213646901hearing this movie is the next Gotti. might have to get it watched
>>213647008Nope it’s a mass effort by the trans community to make something trans related around the world in every town
>>213646993based Egypt know-er
>>213646632It's a great game
Shame everything cuts off at 9:30
>>213647055bruh fuck them trannies
>>213647041XDDDDDD you know xdd
>>213647041 tourist fuck off
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I really don't want to continue doing these long shifts at ALDI. I hate going to the ALDI gulag. My life is so depressing now. I just work and sleep.
Neck hurts from looking at a screen 18 hours a day for 10 years
>>213646973I've been moving mine to the fridge early because of the heat
>>213647055Utterly despise trannies myself hope they all die bunch of absolute wronguns and nutjobs
was gonna try to draw something naughty on the wplace thing but you have to sign into use it
>it’s a mass effort
*starts thinking about them*
>>213646901You'd think he's be more prone to hacking the freezer.
Wow Microsoft Teams is a huge part of this movie
>>213647055trans niggas be like "everyone hates us for no reason whatsoever"
when I really think about all the times I've got fucked up or sick or hungover or just felt minging I wonder if booze has had any positive effect on my life
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>>213647055mental illness
>>213646901>On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 4% of 28 critics' reviews are positiveright who did he piss off then
>>213647114need to savagely plap her with my bwc
>>213647088it's on you to get a better job and life
>>213647154anonnnnnnnn............................
dont trust a single critic after the latest true detective season which is universally agreed upon to be dogshit got 100% critic reviews
someone drew love hearts on my grans house in the middle of the countryside
its the only drawing in the whole area
>>213647154this should also be bannable
Going bed now team. Got a headache. Alarm set for 5:20 am. My life is grim.
>>213647146I don't want to disappoint anyone
>>213647187Aren't you disappointing yourself?
>>213647154This but with rainbow dash
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found this in afghanistan
>>213647203for me personally its rarity her stuck up attitude is really hot
>>213647187What’s your job love
>>213647187what i'm going to do is save up enough money to buy a small field then live there. hope you consider the same
wtf theyre crucifying barney in kirkcaldy
>>213647179were you born yesterday, brucie?
>>213647244whys there so much deltarune everywhere
>>213647255trannies love it
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>>213647187Night night! Sorry about the work. I hope that someday you can get a better job. The people you work for don't deserve you unironically, they pay you shit and work you like a dog you don't have to worry about making them happy.
Gf refuses to use a designated chopping board for cutting raw meat, especially chicken. I told her to use a designated board, or to wash the board before cutting other things on it: she has never heard of this practice.
>>213647255Current meme and it’s popular
>>213647231I work at ALDI as a store assistant
>>213647234That's a good idea. How much are fields?
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>>213647296bros trying to rizz up a tranny oh my days
>>213647299i just cut things directly on the countertop, you're gonna have to clean a cutting board if you use it might as well just dont and wipe down the counter after.
bladee reference near me!!!!! omg need to find them
unironically have a trans proto gf on discord and she wants to meet in real life
>>213647299Are you using a wooden one like cavemen?
>>213647288*doxxes you*
so, born 8/82025 in australia, eh?
>>213647296Good night, thanks for the kind words. It means a lot to me.
https://x.com/HoodedClaw1974/status/1954071264974266789
SCREAM
>>213647313>it's unfinished>confirming that nothing ever happens
>>213646168>pilotsYou really are French. I thought you were a Brit on a VPN.
>>213647342FONT
we're done
>>213647363it won't load on my phone
>>213647310you can get a decent sized field for about £10,000
tempted to get stardew valley but worried I might look like a tranny
>>213647381i lied we're just friends and have no idea where she lives
>>213647342Wtf is a proto? Prototype trans gf? Why
drew my favourite cartoon character over my childhood home immortalising my presence there forever
>>213647374guess you lot call them drivers, eh
>>213647354Not using plastic chopping boards no thank you. Just think she should avoid chopping meat with a knife + board and then not washing it all day, chopping other stuff with it as well.
>>213647381getting groomed by a pedo on discord is peak autism
>>213647401it's incel slang for just someone you're interested in romantically
>>213647381>>213647397i would like to fuck her however
>>213647390stardew valley isnt a tranny game its for cis girls and the type of guys who collect funko pops
why does /brit/ always devolve into talking about trannies everytime
>>213647421that is fucking disgusting does she not know what germs are?
>>213647342fuck her up the arse then block her
>>213647463She's Mexican, it's a foreign concept to them.
>>213647456they are everywhere and coordinate raids on all corners of the internet to push their ideology just go look at that map drawing website
>>213647474Shut up Warwick
here we are then...
the last ever /brit/
>>213647485I know lots of mexicans and they are very hygienic your gf is just stupid
what more is there to say?
>>213647485food poison her on purpose to teach her a lesson
i'm not proud of my anglophilia
i still love france and being french... but i love the english too
can't explain it, i just do
i was born that way *grabs your face and snogs you*
>>213647523Good riddance to bad rubbish uniorncally too many normalfags are British
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>>2136475124ᶜʰᵃn
ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒnˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵐᵃᶦˡ ᴵ ˢᵉnᵗ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʷᵉᵉᵏ? ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ, ᵒnᵉ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉˢᶜᵃˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵈᵒ nᵒᵗ ʳᵉᶜᵉᶦᵛᵉ ᵃ ˢᵃᵗᶦˢᶠᵃᶜᵗᵒʳʸ ʳᵉᵖˡʸ ᵇʸ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳn. ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵒᵒᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵒn ᶦˢ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵃᵗᵉᵈ.
>>213647550*grabs your arse*
All these dudes are jokers without they face painted
>>213647575YOU THINK IT'S EASY???
>>213647550greggy are you the one that likes gravity boys and talks about posh isolation
>>213647456british men are actual animals they're psychosexually obsessed with trans women and because the britishers are so naturally hierarchical their ultimate fantasy is a woman who they have complete power over as a lesser than them in every single way.
I mean this unironically. It's been this way for 1000's of years. The word bad literally comes from a anglo-saxon transphobic slur. The reason hijras in india are how they are today is because the british raj literally used laws to force them into prostitution as their only means of survival. It really is the most repugnant island on the world. Even with all the videos about indian street food ask anyone which country has the worst food and they'll still say the UK.