Thread 213643385

The Ten German Commandants:

>1# never greet people, if people greet you ignore them.
>2# never do anything nice for anyone, if people do nice things for you never reciprocate.
>3# always wear a look of scorn and disgust on your face no matter the place or occasion and stare rudely at people with it
>4# be as cold and unapproachable to your neighbors and family as possible.
>5# if people start a conversation with you ignore them or give one word replies until they fuck off
>6# if people are in your company nag and bitch and moan and complain about anything and everything, make them regret inviting you to social gatherings.
>7# never, ever, EVER under any circumstances tell a funny joke.(humor is an Arab/balkan immigrant thing, it's low class, in Germany we don't like it)
>8# avoid your neighbors and especially your family like the plague.
>9# have at least one borderline criminal sexual fetish or three.
>10# in public denounce nazis but in Secret be one.

If you don't satisfy all ten of these you likely have Turkish ancestry.

>>213643385 (OP)
I look like this

>>213643430
In GERM MANY?

Germans don't look like this in GERMANY

Height and stock investments per month?

>>213643385 (OP)
Kek

>>213643385 (OP)
based
normies FEAR the german man

>>213643603
You pee while sitting down like a girl in GERMANY.

>>213643385 (OP)
Sounds like heaven to me

>>213643686
Yes sure, it's more comfortable like that. I will keep sitting for more than 15 minutes and play with my phone while working from home, occasionally interrupted by one of your kind delivering a package LMAO

>>213643385 (OP)
wtf I'm a German?

>>213643872
Yeah, Nazi in WW2 raped and impregnated 1 million slave women and killed 30 million Slav people, yet no one ever discusses this genocide.
I'm so sorry if you decend from the evil Germans, do your best to embrasse polishness.

>>213643686
Muslims do that too
Stones and glass houses etc

>>213643872
The Slav is generous, godly, honest, manly, and brave, it's the pol(e)ar opposite of the German, let the Slav in your triumph over the effeminate German.

>>213643953
I don't think so, I remember my dad bullying me for peeing while sitting down when I was 6 and teaching me how to pee like a man afterwards, also I rent a house with 3 other guys and there's always piss on the toilet seat so

>>213644028
I rent a 5 room apartment for myself and it's always clean

Carefully consider these two situations and reevaluate what's wiser

>>213644080
I'm a unifag, I don't work for a living yet.

>>213644028
You are actually doing it right, men are made for pissing standing otherwise you dont empty all of your bladder

>>213644140
What is the healthiest pissing pose for men


ChatGPT said:
If by “healthiest” you mean the position that’s best for your bladder, prostate, and long-term urinary health — research points toward sitting down as having some advantages for men, especially as they age.

Key points:

Better bladder emptying — Sitting can help fully relax the pelvic floor and abdominal muscles, which often results in more complete emptying. This is particularly helpful for men with enlarged prostates (BPH).

Less straining — Reduced need to push, which is easier on pelvic organs and can lower the risk of issues like hemorrhoids over time.

Cleaner environment — Obvious bonus: less splash-back and fewer hygiene issues.

Standing is fine if you have no urinary problems, but from a urological perspective, sitting is the safest default, especially past middle age or if you have urinary hesitancy or frequent nighttime trips to the bathroom.

If you want, I can break down the exact muscle mechanics that make sitting better for complete bladder emptying.

>>213643385 (OP)
I don't like how accurate you described me. Only #2 and #10 I do not do

>>213643385 (OP)
many of these describe me even though my family claims that German is a minority of my ancestry.

>>213643385 (OP)
I think you are mistaking Germany for Finland. Germans aren't that autistic.
Pretty sure that in German small towns people greet each other like in Austria(or at least in Bavaria).

>>213644631
>Bavaria
basically a different country

>>213645291
>>213644631
I love Bavarians, too bad everyone else in Germany hates them.
I dated a German girl for a while who got super Fucking pissy whenever i brought anything up about Bavarian culture and didn't want to associate with them in any capacity.

>>213643385 (OP)
>>1# never greet people, if people greet you ignore them.
>>2# never do anything nice for anyone, if people do nice things for you never reciprocate.
>>3# always wear a look of scorn and disgust on your face no matter the place or occasion and stare rudely at people with it

literally me

>>213643975
Heh

>>213643385 (OP)
all high value behaviour

only servants and slaves have to be agreeable and forthcoming

>>213646388
Love your family, your neighbor and your friends.
Humans are social animals, unsociability is a psychological illness.

>>213646440
lying to your environment and yourself that you like people when you actually don't is a psychologically illness

>>213644028
>and teaching me how to pee like a man afterwards
Hot, did he make you watch him pee?

>>213646591
The bond between parent and child is the strongest thing ever, no man likes to be surpassed by anyone except his own children, your siblings are your own flesh and blood and if ever you fall on hard times or the whole world turn their back on you you'll always have your parents and siblings to lean on to support you, mend your wounds, help you back on your feet, and stand with you no matter what. Even though we live in a post scarcity society you still need people who are about you and love you unconditionally because we all experience hardship in life there's no bond stronger than the family. You HAVE to love your family, genetically you're programmed to like them.
You have to also like your neighbors because if you and your neighbors don't vibe they can make your existence a living here, it's why the saying "know the neighbor before the home" exists.
And you need friends to build character and for your psychological well-being.

>>213646763
No, he just stood at the door and instructed me on what to do.

>>213645483
Bavarians are arrogant richfags. Only midwest Germans have a soul.

>>213647072
Are you east German perhaps?

>>213647268
no west

>>213647287
My ex was east German, I thought it was an east German thing to look down on Bavarians.

>>213647338
all Germans hate bavarians and swabians bro. the bavaria not being part of germany meme is among the most popular

>>213646927
The neighbor can also fuck your wife if you're careless. I've always been at war with my neighbors, even when single. I agree with the rest of your post though

>>213645291
Where was the NSDAP founded?
Where did Hitler come from?
Himmler?
Göring?
Mengele?
GDP wasn't about people but being physically around the capital, bordering the UdSSR.

Would be really cool if bavarians got 40 years of communism now. Then let's check 40 years later what it looks like there

>>213647072
*Nouveau rich and tacky
Historically an unimportant shithole and a recipient of development funds until 30 years ago. The moment that changed they turned around and can't stop congratulating themselves

>>213646927
>we live in a post scarcity society
Show your Cote azure mega Mansion and yacht

>>213647450
many great german philosophers and poets came from swabia and bavaria - hegel, heidegger, hölderlin

>>213643385 (OP)
I don't look like this but do all this

t. spiritual German

>>213647595
Is starvation a thing in western Europe? What about water and all other things essential to life? Is there a shortage of charities and organizations to help the poor and homeless in western Europe? Are poor people the majority of the population in western Europe?
Do you consider it hard to put food on your table and to clothe yourself and find a place to live? Do you have to kill and Rob or risk life and limb for these things? Or are they readily available and cheaper than they have ever been in history?

>>213647640
Hegel Stuttgart

Heidegger ist best known for being a brainlet that can't express himself clearly.

The other is a no name I never heard about but I Google him and he's from Tübingen, i.e. also not b*varian, just like Hegel (who by the way is also trash).

The best German philosopher is Gottlob Frege.

>>213647595
>>213647800
It's not my fault you're retarded, there's a whole interval between scarcity and excess, it's not quite as binary as you put it. Both scarcity and excess are in themselves intervals, what exists in-between is satisfaction, and that's where the vast, vast, VAST majority of western Europeans find themselves.

>>213647800
Post scarcity means nothing is scarce which is obviously bullshit. Most people wagecuck their entire life and can't buy a house

>>213647812
>>213647812
Personally I respect Friedrich Nietzsche his takes on religion ring so true.

>>213647812
Lmao you don't even know about Germany's greatest poet holy shit

You modern Germans don't deserve your cultural heritage

>>213648004
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>>213648004
Kinda agree with Sven here, you're sold the illusion Germans are second to none in understanding and education yet the more I interact with them the more I realize what a pile of horse shit that is.
They're nowhere near as ignorant as Americans but not the brainiest bunch either, I find Italians to be more intelligent.

>>213648004
I couldn't care less about poetry. In Germany Goethe and Schiller are generally considered the greatest poets

>>213648138
>Goethe and Schiller
I mean sure, they're good, but that's fucking basic teacher core

>>213648004
>I'm a pretentious faggot
You already told us that you like Heidegger