WAGMI Edition

>>213644826
The unenviable position of having to choose between a drunk driver and a woman driver

>>213644750
why are you sending me this? i never said balkan countries weren't conquered by turks

>>213644884
You claimed that you were 110% Aryan which according to the history of your region is unironically impossible unless you are literally inbred

Trying to tan my back. This shit is hard how do foids do it

lol an heritage and race argument. My favorites

>>213644913
You have a tenuous grasp of population genetics

have you ever shocked and disappointed everyone

>>213644958
I'm aware of the history of his region. The Ottomans would forcibly take Christian serb women as wives.

>>213644913
>You claimed that you were 100% Aryan
i didn't just claimed that. that is a genetic FACT confirmed by several DNA tests
>which according to the history of your region is unironically impossible unless you are literally inbred
lmfao how on earth is it impossible? the balkan whites didn't mix with turks. in fact turks assimilated a large chunk of greeks and due to that western turks are 80% white today. and the balkan whites are pure. science has disproved your racist bullshit a long time ago

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

I hate drumpfph but pay so little attention to politics that I don't know what people mean when they say covfefe or TACO

>not a single (You) in the last thread

>covfefe

lol balkans are all super brown

>>213645242
i had 13

>>213645231
what do you mean by drumpfph? i've heard of drumpf but not drumpfph

213645298
fuck you

>>213645231
Trump made a tweet where he tried to write the word coffee but wrote "covfefe" instead. People though it was some kind of secret code for something else but soon realized it was most likely a mistake because he is not a smart person

Watching anime (of the gay homo variety)

>>213645305
that's drumpf's Jewish alias

the thread is super slow tonight

>>213645501
I haven't posted in /cum/ in years, are you really Serbian as in you live in Serbia

>>213645398
Watching King of the Hill, not sure how I feel about this new season.

*Shoves my nose into your anus*

>>213645567
I was honestly fine with it up until the Connie being in an open relationship thing, major character assassination and they outright made Bobby a cuck who is fine dating her even if she's fucking other men, disgusting

>>213645501
/cum/ is normie central they’re all out on the weekends

>stayed up too late racing horse girls
>woke up with not enough time to both jerk off and shower this morning before an appointment
>came home
>jerked off
>now going to take the 2nd shower of the day and brush my teeth for the first time
does this happen in your area

Petition for Jewish perverts to stop flashing old ladies in the park

>>213645524
i am serbian and i live in serbia. i've been posting here for years and i am the gen's goat

>>213645567
Have you seen the new season of Gumball

All my friends got girlfriends. Everything we do is now me 9th wheeling with four different couples. I'm the last person I know who's still an unlovable incel chud. I don't know why they keep me around, they should just execute me.

>>213645682
one of those rare moments where I'm kind of glad almost all my friends are online only

>>213644807 (OP)
How do YOU deal with orbiters when you're trying to sex/get with a girl?

>>213645682
I'm an incel without any friends, so you at least have that over me

>>213645610
That's exactly it. Bobby grew up in a fine household. He should have stronger values.
Connie, idk. Brown girls tend to do the whole liberated feminist thing due to their insecurity over their non-white looks. That's quite common.

>>213645161

>tfw a normie posts in /cum/

>>213645798
I’m a normie

why do people complain about the slowness like there's any reason to visit this shithole in the first place

>>213645682
Don't be a moron, if they're nice to you and keep you around then whats is the problem? If you're normie enough to be part of a pack Can't any of those girls hook you up?

I've gone so long without friends that I don't even know how to maintain a friendship anymore

>>213645161
>>213645770

>>213645831
I’m an incel but I’m culturally normie

Check out this stock bug that I found

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
NO WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT ANYMORE

>>213645908
beauty

>>213645933

All you need to do is pretend to be AI.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MyBoyfriendIsAI/

Imagine we’re playing yugioh and I’m gay. And I start sucking your cock so nice oh yeah.

>>213645933
gem

downloading 32gb of wrestling rn

>>213645933
WE WERE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
IT'S SO OVER

>>213645908
cool
I've probably walked by hundreds of those but have only noticed 2 or 3

drinking my second non-alcoholic beer. i miss the buzz so much bros. nonetheless the taste is awesome. it's bavaria

I could've gone to concealed carry class today. I was looking at the classes last night. I'd literally be done by now and be driving home having accomplished something. Instead I took 2 melatonin, slept till noon, and wasted the entire day here. Why do I make bad decisions?

Do not let a woman, wiggling her behind, and flattering and coaxing, take you in; she is after your barn: woman is just a cheat

>>213646179
you rack disciprin

bear and overcome

keep your fingers crossed for me to win a green card lottery pls

Mexican friends does this really happen in your country? Is it happening right now near you potentially?

>>213646037
>Imagine I'm gay
I don't have to imagine, faggot

>>213646037
(You)-Gay-Oh

>>213646298
Idgi its literally the same meme but in spanish, is it supposed to be a white guy or something?

my future Polish gf will not have to win a green card lottery once we get married

>>213646255
why would you wanna leave poland, you dont suffer

>>213646298
there's a mexican femcel known as goblina that regularly posted on /fit/
idk if she still does but people pretty much exclusively made fun of her so

I think this girl at work has a crush on me. She's been getting really friendly with me, she keeps bringing me little gifts every day, messaging me and stuff like "nooo whyd you move away? Now your cubicle looks so empty I miss you (heart emojis)"

Idk how to handle this sort of thing

>>213646405
fucking normie reeee

>>213646405
You ask her out to coffee date
You can even keep it ambiguous as to whether it's a date or not, if you're worried, by just calling it "hanging out"

>>213646024
these women would find some reason not to date me and I don't even want to know what the Americans in there look like

who won the tour de france

>>213646420
I think it's because I told her I'm a crazy cat guy and stuff. Then we kept having a lot in common. But I'm definitely remaining an incel and refuse to interact with w*men for the most part on principle

>>213646450
nobody turns out it was a tour de farce

>>213646450
neil armstrong or something

>>213646450
that Ethiopian guy I think

>>213646465
keep yourself safe

>>213646442
I don't want to go out with her. Or anyone. I was just being nice but I don't really want friends or stuff like that. Posting on imageboards is all the social interaction i need

>>213646465
Fakecel
Just give it a chance faggot. You will beat yourself up over it after 5 years have passed

What do you call this in your country?

>>213646447
dude, you're not that desperate, lol,
idk why you all are freaking out about this stuff,
my cousin was literally a virgin till 35, now at 38 he got wife and kids...
shit works itself out, all you have to do is be around people

Which one are you?
I’m halfway between an incel and mentalcel

>>213646522
Kätzle :3

>>213646521
shut the fuck up normie retard
he's an actual incel and you're a dumb bitch

>>213646522
big guy baby wooo fuzzy baby

>>213646037
typical stun player I see

>>213646562
gymcel
I typically only post here in the morning before I lift but I'm here rn because I am bored

>>213646565
You don’t know what “actual incel” means you fucking retard
Incel=involuntary celibate. Which means you can’t get laid or have luck with woman. He obviously CAN get laid so he isn’t an incel

>>213646521
>You will beat yourself up over it after 5 years have passed
I definitely won't.

>>213646522
furbaby

PINK PONY CLUB I'M GOING TO KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB DOWN IN WEST HOLLYWOOD

>>213646562
I guess I'm closest to the gymcel. Only I don't lift. I do calisthenics and train MMA

this little idiot is outside tearing apart a bird he caught

>>213646405
be cool, be calm, don't say or do much but smile, it sounds like she's about to ask you out

>>213646522
Acrobatichungus

>>213646561
>all you have to do is be around people
welp, haha
I have no reason to complain and know exactly why I'm a foreveralone incel
I'd have to lie and tell myself that most people are decent and worth being around
if you're actually Maltese I'm sure courtship is different in you are country than here

/cum/ is a normie general. Get over it

>>213646659
>this little idiot is outside tearing apart a bird he caught

How do I get a european gf as a blackanon?

>>213646694
Invasive species. Should be legal to hunt

I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream could bring a fall
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone
To tell me you're alone
It's easy to deceive
It's easy to tease
But hard to get release

Les yeux sans visage eyes without a face
Les yeux sans visage eyes without a face
Les yeux sans visage eyes without a face
Got no human grace your eyes without a face

I spend so much time
Believing all the lies
To keep the dream alive
Now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you

>>213646708
you can shoot most, if you are in an area you can shoot

>>213646702
You know how JBW applies to Asian women? Well JBB applies to some whites too, there is a certain subset of white women who will throw themselves at any negro they see.
Btw in not even saying this in a cuckposter sort of way

One of my dad's friends in high school accidentally shot a cat with a crossbow and it was left pinned and hanging on the side of a porch

>>213646755
he's an American citizen now

>>213646702
You're not a blackanon. But of you actually aren't joking and are a blackcel I think European girls are the opposite of American ones.

In America you have to act thugged out like you're a rapper or else be a D1 athlete. In Europe you gotta act all sophisticated and milquetoast

>>213646674
>if you're actually Maltese I'm sure courtship is different in you are country than here
No I understand the struggle. I actually spend most of my time outside of Malta and never actually dated in the local waters so I am always playing on hard mode, in terms of being in a place without contacts and such.

>>213646755
STEAL A CAR GO TO LAS VEGAS

>>213646766
Thats fucked. I saw one time while walking a cat pinned to a telephone pole with a giant nail. It was dead and looked mutilated. It was so shocking I thought I imagined it. Later on I got all my housemates to drive there and look and it was really there not a hallucination. Probably a serial killer or future serial killer.

once you turn 26 you become a tits man

>>213646800
It's a class thing. But I think it's the same in the US, no?

>>213646800
The rapper thing is an ick now, women don't like broke artists like they used to

while you were busy getting an education, girlfriend, career, car, and family, i was gooning.

I’m done being anorexic im gonna bloatmaxx and leave humanity in the dust

>>213646960
you will regret that

>>213646892
They still like black guys only who are really hyper confident, aggresive, etc. Basically as a black guy in USA to get white girls you have to be constantly entertaining those hoes by having a huge personality. TV rotted their brains they want constant drama and shit.

You ever stop finding a girl attractive after analyzing her personality? Whether shes too extroverted or a straight up mute? I think I can sympathize with roasties here.

>>213646960
that was the worst decision of my life, now i have stretch marks

>>213645908
Cool!

>>213646984
Speaking from experience, that’s generally false. This really only applies to low class or lower middle class whites.

>>213646991
Yeah. I can think of one example right away. There was a very quiet girl and I found her so insanely attractive. Somehow I managed to actually get her out of her shell and talking. And within 2 minutes of listening to her speak I lost all attraction. I can't remember exactly what she said, but it was all just stories of her doing stuff that revealed a seriously vapid and mean spirited personality. Like taking advantage of someone by lying about how much rent cost and basically making them pay the majority of rent for an entire year.

>>213647071
>This really only applies to 90% of whites

>>213646984
>Basically as a black guy in USA to get you have to be constantly entertaining those hoes by having a huge personality.
I disagree, I've seen it fail in person and it opened my eyes

>>213647101
>most whites are lower class
Hey you said it, not me.

You guys really just make shit up all the time

how have the buffalo bills performed over the last decade

>>213647161
Whomst?

just spent over $1,000 on non essential things today hope you guys are doing good and spending money like good goys

>>213647071
the last huwhite girl I talked to ghosted me after I got really drunk with her and talked about how circumcision basically made it so I can't feel any sensation when fucking then broke down crying and sobbing.

I would badly like to sleep in a bed with another person

>>213647168
It's like the 90s again except they choke in the divisional round and championship game before they can choke in the super bowl

>>213647201
I have $3,000 set aside for vacation next summer

Which color pit vipers should I get

Mega man 10 is underrated and Mega man 2 is overrated

>I would badly like to sleep in a bed with another person

>noooo simply having sex isn't good enough it needs to be perfect o algo
this entire board is a psyop to make me (and only me) angry

I crave affection so desperately I feel as though I may die of it

>>213647256
the jeet's lack of self-awareness and ignorance of social norms would make it more likely for him to get laid thoughbeit

>>213647252
None. Leave them in 2020.

>>213647251
Very based, hopefully you'll spend it out of country to further weaken your country's economy and accelerate the inevitable collapse of modern society. Spending it in 3rd world countries is best because that money will never, ever help them get out of poverty + you're ensuring that money never makes its way back into your own economy.

We can destroy (((modern society))) one vacation at a time.

>>213647298
Okay what attention grabbing cool sunglasses should I get jackass

>>213647205
A woman not linking thugs doesn’t mean she wants a man who will dump all his emotions and cry either
Not saying what you did was wrong but I’ve heard too many stories like this and it’s taught me not to act vulnerable around women

>>213647316
mirror finish aviators like Jack Reacher

(this only works if you're 6'5" and buff as fuck though, which I assume you are because that's the only people who can wear Pit Vipers too [except hot girls they can do anything they want])

If you were gay, That would be okay
I mean cause hey, I'd like you anyway

If you want to have sex with me then just say. You don't gotta be doing all this crazy shit

I am wanting love very much, i am needful very desperate

>>213647302
Insane post
I've said where I'm going several times now and don't be want to be obnoxious about it so I don't want to repeat the countries, but where I'm going may be classified as "2nd world"

IT'S GETTING STICKY

>>213647367
Eminem really lost his edge after Trump became president

>>213647277
How old are you? I went through that phase in my mid 20s but once you suffer through it at the end of the tunnel is a deep peace and contentness. You eventually are forced to adapt and time heals most wounds. Or I guess you can keep searching and maybe find the affection you're looking for

>>213647384
If you're Jason then it's Costa Rica which is 3rd world and that is based, a nice hearty gut punch to fat old America. Well done bro.

>>213647367
What if I were a big gay 4 u

>>213647335
I thought he was joking
never be sad or, worse, cry around women, their estimation of you will universally plummet
must be some evolutionary thing

What would a hot woman have to wear for you to find her unattractive?

>>213647406
if you were queer, I'd still be here
year after year, because you're dear to me

>>213647418
costa rica is the nicest country in central america and has a lot of american expats i think

>>213647220
I'm scared to because I shift around a lot before I get to sleep and I've got a high body temp so I have the fan on all the time and like to sleep with my window open in Autumn and Winter

Im thinking hell ya

>>213647443
*sexpats

>>213647439
I actually find immodesty to be unattractive. If I see a woman in a bikini, she just looks plain to me.

>>213647439
That stupid thing where they wear grandma jeans all the way up to their belly button. Shit looks so dumb and unattractive.

Alternatively, a pantsuit like Hilary Clinton wears

>>213647439
A MAGA hat.

>>213647429
It really depends on the circumstances and woman, but I will say just to play it safe and not cry around any woman, even if your father dies

How you hate me with a smile my nigga... you foul my nigga

>>213647439
Colored hair
The brighter the worse

>>213647418
Costa Rica is arguably the most developed country in Latin America

this explains many things

>>213646351
Don't worry Cletus Fuentes. It's just a meme. No one feels like color correcting that stuff because no one is thinking about race 24/7 like your toothless ass

>>213647507
Wow

>>213647507
@grok what does this mean

>>213646991
why and how do you symphatize with roasties there? what do you mean?

>>213647429
>thought he was joking
I was exaggerating to be humorous but that story is more or less true I did actually get drunk and trauma dump like a retard faggot. Honestly I deserved to be ghosted for doing some dumb shit like that

>>213647499
Not even arguably, it is. But Latin America is literally the 3rd world, so it's all just shades of grey. Honestly it might even be too nice to spend $3k, I would recommend a real nasty shithole like Colombia or Peru where basically you can live like a king for a year on $3k USD. Probably buy a slave for $200.

Don't sleep on Bolivia either, it's poor af and the people there are borderline retarded (I say this in the most culturally respectful way obviously).

>>213647453
Nah sexpats are more Colombia and Brazil

All countries of latin America is the same answer: it depends what part

the thread was too slow and now it's too fast. this is the problem with the gen. the pace is never right

>>213647592
How is that a problem? People come and go

Is it normal to find tattoos and smoking repulsive for women

>>213647592
I'm something of a catalyst for discussion, honestly one of the best posters this general has to offer. I just got home from blowing a bunch of dosh and felt like telling /cum/sters about it. Pretty soon I'll be making dinner so things should cool off, don't get too upset.

Saving money is easy you just need to be a total ascetic with a deep, unrelenting hatred of the world

>>213647616
Smoking yes, but I don't mind tattoos

A traveling salesman knocks on little Johnnys door and little Johnny answers completely naked, a scotch in one hand and a cigar in the other.

Salesman asks “Uh, are your parents home?”

Little Johnny says “what the fuck do you think?”

the CIA doesnt get enough shit for destroying south america

>>213647635
>a deep, unrelenting hatred of the world
this part makes it a bit difficult to hold down a job though

>>213647653
Shut the FUCK up

>>213647616
I was watching a compilation of women at Mardi gras flashing their tits for a camera and the camera guy would always ask the women to take the cigarette out of their mouth because it would throw off the whole pic and just make it look trashy and gross

>>213647616
Not necessarily. Tattoos are hit and miss, really depends on the girl and her tats. Personally I find the smell of cigs disgusting because I had to inhale 2nd hand shit from my coworkers for a long time, I would never date a girl who smokes. I kissed a smoker once and it was legit gross too, even with gum you can still smell and taste it.

>>213647653
kek classic little johnny

>>213647663
It would've been worse under communism

>>213647663
I think it does among Spanish speakers. Seems like sudacas are constantly talking about it

>>213647635
what do people even spend their money on?
the only money I splurge is on food

Pinching my foreskin and wagging it around

>>213647702
Traveling
Food
Movies
Alcohol

>>213647704
stop being a gross freak and cut it off already women hate uncut dicks and i would have to imagine faggots hate them too

>>213647713
you sound like a white woman

>>213647702
Weed

do you like cream in your coffee? ;-)

>>213647702
Games

>>213647560
>pic
legitimately loled

>>213647616
I don't find smoking that unattractive but tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. Like absolutely massive turnoff.

I kinda look like this(the redhead)

>>213647762
I don't drink coffee

>>213647560
I'm not going to Latin America lol
It seems too difficult to get around safely

>>213647783
haha but hypothetically if you did would you want cream in it? ;-)

>>213647762
No but I'd like some sugar <3

>>213647739
My white woman friends spend their money on music festivals and drugs

>>213647653
That Johnny? Johnny Test.

>>213647560
>Maine
I can believe it

Remember when normies lost their minds when orange man tweeted covfefe

Would love to just grab a woman's ass

>>213647792
Yeah you basically have to go to your destination and stay put, maybe walk around the local village if it's close enough. I know some people who spend all winter in Costa Rica and they rent some little cabin from people there, you're pretty much cut off and relying on freshly grown or caught stuff for several months as imported food isn't too common.

>>213647649
what about this ugly mess of tattoos?

>>213647762
Yes, black coffee is hard to make right and I think most people only pretend to enjoy it

>>213647804
but you're already sweet enough! :P

>>213647702
I'm the same. I just spend a lot of money on food. And drugs too, but mostly food.

>Drink coca cola after only drinking off brand cola
Dayum there IS a difference. Coca cola he said o algo.

>>213647843
If you pretend to enjoy something long enough, you may begin to actually enjoy it

>>213647834
This so much fucking this

>>213647840
I'd fuck her but I wouldn't date her

>>213647843
>black coffee is hard to make right
How? You don't add anything to it
>and I think most people only pretend to enjoy it
My dad likes it

>>213647834
They poop from there, some don't even whipe their ass correctly.

>>213647843
I love black coffee, but it depends on the roast

>>213647792
you just have to know or hire someone who already lives there

>>213647762
I drink my coffee black
>>213647843
It's not hard, just literally make it the same as normal. I have always preferred my coffee black even when I was young. I used to sometimes put creamer and sugar in occasionally just for variety sake but I don't anymore because it tastes much better black. It annoys me people assume you're trying to be "cool" or something for drinking coffee black.

>>213647840
lmao holy shit getting any kind of face is always a mistake

>>213647905
How do girls with those absolutely ridiculously fat butts wipe properly? There's just no fucking way

I think Catholic tattoos are kino and I'm not even religious much less Catholic

Are goku and vegeta natty or do they take gear?

>>213647869
;-)...same, did

>>213647840
ay but dem titties ain't got no tattoos doe

>>213647959
I don't see how it would be hard
You really think they can't reach?
Showers and bidets exist too

>>213647959
They reach it from the front.

>>213647938
I try to stay away from girls with tattoos, I believe they are indicative of bad decisions

>>213647996
Men do too

>>213648005
Wise choice

>>213647731
Circumcision is barbaric. Ritual religious genital mutilation. Should be outlawed.

Do any of you suffer from reverse yellow fever?

>>213647834
always have an urge to grab and slap womens asses but seeing as i have respect and self control i choose not to

>>213647975
they ridiculously round, huge, and cartoonish with tiny nipples
they look like they were drawn by a 15 year old boy

>>213648043
What is reverse yellow fever

>>213647895
>>213647926
You're supposed to make it as a precise temperature so the beans don't become bitter and then drink it before it cools down

>>213647963
zenkai is basically gear

>>213647822
i remeber him being combobroken by a guy so wise that he speaks to ghosts

it's about 5:30 pm here
last digit even = I start drinking
last digit odd = I wait

did the 80s really rock

>>213648047
Heh look at that little guy

>>213647834
Youve never?

do NOT type "eye socket" into google images

>>213648047
Literally me

>>213648105
Rock out with your cock out

>>213648024
Men who reach between their legs to wipe are certified faggots with shrimp dicks nigga what you're suggesting is fully retarded.

>>213647316
all you need are raybans.
get a pair of wayfarers, aviators, clubmasters. all classic. maybe a pair of rimless if you feel so inclined

my life story
https://files.catbox.moe/ru8hu8.mp4

>>213648172
WTF
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU ALL AWKARDLY STAND UP AND REACH ALL THE WAY BEHIND TO WIPE
JUST LIFT UP YOUR BALLS WTF

>>213648221
no i lean one cheek off the seat and wipe

>>213648221
nigga how FAT is your ASS smdh

>>213648258
this
>>213648221
sounds like a problem that a morbidly obese person would have

>>213648140
i saw a girl with her eye blown to shit by an airbag and her eye socket was just an empty cavity with blood coming out of it your google searches don't phase me

i did used to stand up to wipe until i was like 12

i dont even have to raise one cheek i just reach back

i stand up and arch my back to wipe

>>213648199
Mexico is Japan now? holy shit

i run a bath towel back and forth through my ass crack and taint like dental floss, much more economical than throwing out toilet paper every day

>>213648305
Same except I was like 19 and it wasn't until someone from 4chan told me otherwise

>>213648047
love him

>>213648126
Sometimes I slap my own ass and pretend it's a girl's

>Sometimes I slap my own ass and pretend it's a girl's

I used to squat over the toilet with my feet on the seat until I was like 10-13

>>213648372
I like to grab my ass in the shower and pretend it's a woman. I've been doing squats so it's nice and firm

>>213648407
that's like a guitar solo face not a cringing face, at least to me

frontreachcels be seething over standupchads

Poo funny

>>213648413
this is how down syndrome niggas do it

>>213648413
Chinese people used to do this at the office I worked in, there'd be little chinaman footprints on the toilet seat every day. I line the seat with paper like any civilized person but it always made me chuckle.

Fat guy walking around

I can't even picture the motion a sit-down wiper would take to wipe their ass. I struggle to conceive of it

i think standing is an autism thing because we are a minority of the general population but well represented on 4channel

>>213648491
it's a bit tricky when you're first starting but it's way better than standing up and smearing it all over

I used to spread my ass in front of the full-body mirror in the bathroom after I shat so I could see what the damage was before wiping

>>213648413
>>213648477
Doesn’t that send people to hospital with exploded toilet shards in their rectums all the time?

>>213648473
You’re thinking of the other sense of Mongoloid

>>213648491
basically you awkwardly reach between your legs under your nutsack, wipe the paper towards your dangling nuts (making sure to get a healthy coating of shit smeared all over the back of them), then repeat the process until your hand has spent a significant amount of time inside the toilet bowl before pulling up your pants and shaking peoples' hands 5 minutes later with crusty shit on your balls

>>213648491
you just... turn around anon...

my ass used to bleed if i had to wipe a lot but i never lessened up because of it, guess my asshole just got tougher

>>213648491
Are you obese? You just lean to one side and wipe

Can we move on to the next topic please?

The new topic is American culture. Discuss

>>213648534
>Doesn’t that send people to hospital with exploded toilet shards in their rectums all the time?

Not at all, commercial grade jet toilets can support around 700lbs as they use reinforced ceramic/porcelain compounds. Imagine some obese motherfucker sitting on that toilet sharting out a McWendys Double Trouble Combo, do you think any of his weight is going into his ankles? No, 100% of it is being directly downward onto that godforsaken toilet. Some 120lbs chinaman squatting over it is absolutely no problem, aside from the fact that some of them spray shit all over the seat and back of the toilet where the flush lever is located (this is a major problem).

>>213648553
laughing good at this post hahaha ahh canada

>>213648637
Has been very distorted by hollywood and pop culture in a lot of places

you missed cleaning your butt with your bare hand and rinsing it with flowing water from a faucet, and minmaxxing diet and fiber intake to have smearless poops

>>213648761
Basically the arab method

i wish there was a thing like a bidet but it feels like a tongue licking your ass clean instead

>ate frozen tendies not even 10 minutes ago
>stomach alredy hurt
evrytim

>>213648637
Americans have so many hemorrhoids because we poop while sitting down. The natural human method is to squat

if you eat too much fiber your poo turns into sand. i know because i do this on an almost daily basis

>>213648761
what about indiamaxxxing where you eat nothing but spicy slop that goes in as liquid and comes out as highly acidic, bacteria rich liquid that splatters and sprays everywhere but you still use your bare hand to wipe your asshole and give it a brisk rinse (no soap) before touching door handles and computers and creating massive medieval disease outbreaks but diversity is a strength remember don't forget ever you racist

I don't worry about how I wipe too much, I only poop once and it's always before my morning shower

male singer or female singer

>>213648840
I recently discovered this too, maybe we're poopbros? I also found you have to drink a considerable amount of water to balance out the high fibre diet or your asshole will get very mad at you since your shits will have the consistency of dried up Play-Doh

>>213648841
aren't they #2 in world for population next to china?
the world is doomed

>/cum/ - Shit

1 dollar equals 18 pesos

>>213648911
maybe... shit and /cum/?

>>213648897
Female singer

>>213648897
Duet

>>213648939
....it was 21 a few weeks ago

baba booey

>>213648910
Most likely, but population numbers reported by both countries could be vastly under-reported or over-reported. They each have at least a billion, which is far too many.

>>213649010
Make the new thread

>>213649010

not looking forward to this epstien happening because I heard Matt Groeing is in there and it might be the thing that finally gets the Simpsons cancelled

labubabooey

>>213648897
Both harmonizing

>>213649069
that seems like a good thing

>>213649069
But that would be a good thing
Have you heard marges voice lately

*african american voice* so you tellin me niggas is havin sex... with the same sex?

>>213649069
good
julie kavner should be put out of her misery already

>>213649069
Nothing is going to happen though, we're like a month out from when people started talking about it and nothing has happened a few more weeks is not going to change that

>>213649010
didn’t that guy unalive himself

Drumpf is literally sacrificing recucklicans winning the midterms just to save his ass from the Epstein shit
He should just release them and then resign and let Vance take over. Drumpf had to much momentum and then sabotaged his own party out of his pride, and lust for underage girls

>>213649099
AIN'T GOT NO LOVE

FOR HOMO THUGS

The files will never be released because they also implicate the royal family of england

>>213649255

>>213649245
I don't think the royal family have that much sway
The files won't be released because the implicate the state of Israel/Jews, which is where the flow is money comes from. Democrats don't want them released either, they're just pulling Trump's card because they know he wont release them

>>213648066
But I like the bitterness that's why I drink coffee

>>213644807 (OP)
I hope the USA conquers Canada, and Mexico, so we can become CUM. Imagine our strength.