caturday edish

poo smells lmao

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

GOOD thread

How do I find a gf
Urgent

trying to eat gum instead of my zyns but it's fucking shit lads

>>213647620
IS THIS REAL?

Just watched lads flashing their cocks to girls on camera quick hot x

>>213647624
mate you've accidentally typed this into boards.4chan.org/int/brit instead of www.google.com

FUCK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
FUCK CHATGPT

le sexe d'arse

>>213647650
love shit like this and I'm secretly gay

>>213647631
yeah and so is this

>>213647605
no i'm not

>>213647620
would love to watch a wog pelt that fucking cunt

>>213647671
had to style on them

>>213647667
>love shit like this and I’m secretly hot
That’s hot but I love seeing the girls get shocked and so cock crazed over it x

Saturday night going well in my virginous runt cave

>>213647677
ugh, of course there's a frenchie cooler than you here

>>213647665
yea, that's how we say it
you should come over some time

>>213647686
>wog pelt
got one of these on my living room floor

>>213647485
she's trying to do the world a favor and kill you i think. Still if you end up having children with her at least they'll get mexican blood and will actually be human instead of two more white animals, so whatever happens she's a saint.

>>213647688
bloody nora

>>213647660
Need advice from the shaggers in this general

>>213647688
ma'am.....your boobers.......zoo wee mama!!!!

>>213647688

might replay Bloodlines

>bradleyposting
>"rather not say"
>"poo barmer"
/brit/isms I've used to get laid in the past. thank you lads

>>213647624
there are sites like Indeed etc for gf searches
but you just have to already have a gf in order to get started in this economy, so tough luck mate

>>213647711
well i'm all you got tonight

>>213647735
well they're all out shagging right now
they'll be back at about 3am so if you come back then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-dNouUSPM

>>213647735
wee hole: up
sex hole: down
poo hole: more down

>>213647718
baited for this exact response

>>213647667
How’s that work then? Doesn’t that make you bi

>>213647782

>>213647788
>baited
yes that was how i caught him

Diego ("homealoneeveryfridaynight") is amazing in the Discord
Always posting images like this

replaying arkham asylum and eating mccoys sweet thai chilli crisps
maximum comfy
maximum incel
>>213647754
replayed it recently as a malkavian
maximum jank
maximum charm

Not racist just don't like the way the pakis handle the ham and swiss.

The swiss is more of a suggestion and all of the other parts just kind of show up rather sloppily. You know what a dignified sandwich looks like when you see it.

>>213647806
i am literally her

>>213647821
one of the trashiest tattoos I've ever seen

>>213647821
Built for BWC

I bought TWO big bars of Dubai Chocolate and my gf has eaten both of them what the actual f*cking hell is my life.

>>213647823
>replaying arkham asylum
such a good game
you can feel the love

>>213647821
Rorke's sister

>>213647760
How on Earth did you translate bradleyposting to real life

Just used my mums razor my balls and cock feel so smooth

just been replied to by the thread bicycle

>>213647821
im sure shes never going to regret that tattoo, never ever

>>213647667
done him but at what cost

>>213647688
Constructed for the pleasure of the Zulu meat monoliths, Congolese cock cannons, and the Kalahari cum catapults

>sexy woman walks into the room
>*erection.*
Am I right lads?

read something recently about boys/men self feminising (socially) because they think that's the way women want them to be (it IS what they are taught but not actually what women want) and had a big ktim
grew out of it around 21-22 though

>>213647870
nigga not in possession of his own razor :skull:

>>213647823
for me it's autistically doing every single riddler challenge

>>213647870
borderline incest
she shaves her minge with it too

>>213647866
met on hinge, broke the ice talking about the chase, got her number and sent her some bradleys over text. don't need to tell you what happened next

>>213647918
I was using my trimmer before but it kept nicking me so I threw it on the ground breaking it

>>213647876
she can just get it removed

>>213647881
didn't get the meme at first and for a second i thought zulu meat monoliths were a real thing and that sounded cool as fuck like making a big statue from the flesh of your enemies or something

how is it still so fucking warm at half 10 at night for fucks sake

*to the Donkey Kong theme tune*
pooey fart
big pooey fart
pooey fart
big pooey fart
pooey fart fart fart poo pooey fart fart fart
pooey fart
big pooey fart

>>213647924
did it for all 4 :/

>>213647929
why's nigress always looking like a deer in headlights these days

>>213647937
Don’t worry I washed it

>>213647916
what do you mean by socially feminising? like trying to be friends with everyone?

>>213647916
what do you mean by self feminising
think this might be what I do

>>213647885
this doesn't make sense

do cream looking trousers look stupid?

need an orange colored brit slag on my dick BAD

>>213647972
you can't wash symbolics
also is she fit?

>>213647985
Life doesn't make sense

I wish Diego was my Discord friend

>>213647944
Then I'll assume The Beast found your address and gave you a massive walloping for being a virgin and then the whole street clapped and cheered

>>213647946
fair enough lol

>>213647953
don't have such a negative outlook, think about it like this is gonna be the coolest summer you'll ever have again

>>213647989
depends how white your skin is

>>213647974
>>213647979
like socialising like a woman would. being agreeable. just soy basically. wish I could remember where I read it

At the cost of being gay, I am... gay.

trying extremely hard to avoid the gender dysphoria thoughts

sick

>>213648009
it's a laugh until he's drunk calling you at 4am scream crying about failing to pull

cronem administering rapid QuickTap™ with clickum dangling out his mouth

He never wants to strip down to his feelings
He never wants to kiss and close his eyes
He never wants to cry, cry
I never really know when he'll be leaving
And even with hello I hear goodbye
He always makes me cry, cry

it is so long since i watched something that was new and good

>>213648020
i thought it would matter what colour shoes and top you wear more

>>213647989
as in beige? as in khakis?
yea, look good with a light blue shirt and nice shoulders ;)

tummy ache from booze and crisps

My gf is a dirty slag who watches Netflix and won't do anal with me

>>213648050
Wanna add me on discord and watch me pump my cock

are neck chains still cool?
might get one

>>213648051
just dont be gay

>>213648051
it just keeps getting worse and worse forever. It's just how it is. Thats why even people who grew up in the most homophobic times and tried to repress all end up transitioning later in life at 50 and shit.

>>213648079
those too but the clothes you wear should also go with your skin tone too

>>213648095
Get it tattooed bro

>>213648051
same :/

>>213648061
is it? is it really?

>>213648044
yeah this is what I did in uni
very embarrassing to look back on

>>213648088
That doesn’t make her a slag eat her pussy.

Without meaning to sound gay so to speak I am a queer

>>213648095
thin one yeah

>>213648099
why not? *grabs your bum*

>>213648050
would you say you're built for BWC?

>>213648123
get a tattoo of a neck chain?

>>213648088
If you love anal so much I'm surprised you haven't considered fucking yourself, you're the biggest asshole around.

>>213648051
if you’re a regular on /int/ you are a male psychologically so there you go don’t go mix with the real women please you’ll frighten them

>>213648144
What’s your discord my lil latinx

Get on bumble

>>213647977
Great I feel like I am 2 years old with my mum in the H&M dressing room

>>213647977
sex sex sex

my evil freak energy is offputting to many and often frightening for women

Based geezer

>>213648158
dogshit zinger of the day right there matey

UltraWide baton slowly inserting and administering permanent adjustments

>>213648164
>if you’re a regular on /int/ you are a male psychologically
hmmm

Anyone got a bathmate/penis pump? Worth it? Heard they can actually break your dick

>>213647977
oh my god just put them on already ffs

Are you on the instagram?

erm...lads?

>>213648191
at least im trying. what was the last jape you contributed to this thread?

there is a simple cure for gender dysphoria. You must really internalise it. it is not a slur or a jibe. it is a truth meant to save you. it is: YWNBAW
accept that and be free

>>213647977
b4BWC

>>213648193
nun he cud do x

gonna ask for a french bob at my incel haircut
don't care if it looks gay

>>213648229
*opens arse and awaits it patiently*

>>213648229
so will smith was right all along

>>213648178
He looks lonely and possibly reflecting on all his friends lost during Vietnam go talk to him

>>213648235
the cure for cancer: accept that your cells are not supposed to replicate and if you let them you are an enemy of christ

>gonna ask for a french bob at my incel haircut

>>213648229
Um you think they have holes we can stick our penises in?

>>213648241
blk race status?

Moi catbergé

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-6LmxvUiMk
Saturday night. Time to move your body. Let the rhythm guide you.

>>213648264
deep analogy if you are a mong

>>213648275
ur cosplaying a batarian nigguh!

Going in for a power wank

>>213648229
distraction from geopolitical manoeuvring

>>213648294
Riddled with bullets apparently

>>213648296
cute catbergenstien

>>213648294
One down few more to go.

>>213648301
I WOULD NEVER

>>213648301
TBD
If its got four eyes it dies x

>>213648339
*goes berserk*

https://www.google.com/maps/embed?pb=!4v1754775299101!6m8!1m7!1sCAoSF0NJSE0wb2dLRUlDQWdJQ3B5TWU1MFFF!2m2!1d51.01459613825384!2d-113.5384830331734!3f120.79587554212705!4f-7.628823391771107!5f0.7820865974627469

Yes crodie wat u sayin
UltraWide lol get dat trademarked
Permanent adjustments be painful for Katie, she tight as hell
Completely ruined for any future Timmy providers

>>213648230
i posted a screenshot of a pub called the bradeley about 4 hours ago

>>213648169
why

scary how many men genuinely feel they are women on the inside despite liking warhammer and discussing the smash bros/pokemon metagame in their free time

>gf complains that I'm too emotionally unavailable and never take things seriously
>open up to her and make myself vulnerable
>she responds with either mockery or apathy

CharlieBetts or BeccaEatsEverything?

this channel is nuts
https://youtube.com/@perdal-b1v

very cool links

>>213648241
Took ten shots to subdue that cronem

>>213648362
Child porn link

>>213648375
So we can meet up and do stuff.

no luck catching them killers then

>>213648363
Not sure about that one x

>>213648363
mmhmm dem lil timmy push di swc in
mmhmm pumpumdem barely grip
haha sorry lil timmy, cronem had dey wey x

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754703676972583.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754703676972583.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754703676972583.webm

corrrrrr

>>213648381
many such cases

>>213648381
she thinkin bout veiny yardie ovals
xxl mars bars

>>213648376

One day Timmy will have his revenge upon the cronem...

>>213648419
No offense but no

>>213648431
um

>>213648431
haha timmy's wife

>>213648431
Not clicking that shit

>>213648431
bio fems are absolutely repulsive

>>213648369
yeah well i'm gonna tell you this not as your boss but as your friend you really got to pick up the slack here, we've got a business to run and i really would hate to have to let you go.

>>213648431
been a while since i ate a nice piece of roast...

just seen a vagina and started crying

It's Saturday night lads, why aren't you out with you gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?

>>213648425
>>213648454
>>213648461
You’re not a blk boy you’re a jeet stop talking like a nigger

>>213648425
she tell timmy she born dat wey! and timmy believe her. his swc feel like it in a wide empty corridor loool

poo

turkish girl feet

>>213648492
do you?

>>213648492
She's out of town

>>213648492
failed /gf 2025/ pretty early on so no

autistic men feel uncomfortable in their own skin because they are autistic but also like girls so they think maybe if they change their bodies to be more like the object of their attraction they'll feel better. Very confused line of thinking

>>213648492
my gf is posting here as well

>>213648505
For greek bvll hands only im afraid

Shitskins ITT getting uppity while they have to look after Chads baby! CORRRRRRRRRRRR they hate BWC for this fact alone!

>>213648497
LOL he neva kno di grippydem feel x

>>213648461
oh my days
repeated cronem batonings caused her pussy lips to grow and hypertrophy

>>213648492
she posts on a different general you wouldn't know her

>>213648468
sorry boss.. maybe i can make it up to you somehow??

wasn't even that ugly of a pussy tbqh

>>213648492
after 10 years of near isolation, even being in the presence of other people of any gender fills me with unspeakable terror and makes me try to retreat to solitude as fast as i can.

>>213648492
Shes coming over in approximately 25 minutes

omd they typing up a storm while turning red in the face ew! It’s like a steamy red turd

>>213648492
My gf is out seeing oasis tonight and said I could stay up till 11 and order a chinese

>>213648497
>>213648533
neither of you are black

bulbous pg tip barely fit m2 fist
small boat cronem determined to mek it fit x

>>213648542
she the english gal we got on /fr/
can't stop talking about her bf

How many of you have a manbun?

>>213648533
Timmy humping hopelessly in 38-year-old Katy's wide empty hallway

>>213648471
you must really like rosbif, since you come to /brit/ every day

Test

Can't wait April fools day so I can post emoticons

love watching you walk in that miniskirt and watching those curls sway about from behind olivia

Took a bit of a hiatus from /brit/ due to moving to a new place and starting a new job taking up the majority of my time. But it's not until you go away, interact with the real world, and come back that you fully realise how profoundly mentally unwell most of the posters here are. Even the """normal""" posters tend to be virgins in their late 30s who brag about dole-dossing, or students who make endless jokes about "raping a poo" or whatever. And that's not even addressing the legitimate lunatics who post here. Just deranged top to bottom.

>>213648599
i really do

Jar jar binks must have been a top shagger

>>213648582
m2's teeth in braces and bottom of teeth still jagged x

updating the MiSTer

>>213648614
thanks x

At the Oasis gig blowing some lass' back out in anger. She got a bf but he's at home eating a chinese

raping a poo

>>213648616
lighten up

>>213648598
mmhmm his face turning red, breaking a sweat
katy? pure indifference

>>213648611
already forgot what this year's was

>>213648507
It is literally impossible for me to sexually pleasure women due to my erectile dysfunction so no

raped by poo

£1200 PIP just hit de account get in

>be born as a shitskin
>with a tbp
>thus becoming a cuckcel over Chads success on a Mongolian basket net forum
Grim…

>>213648622
he a yardie goon
he a migrant gang member now

bf keeps telling me to come to bed but i want to stay up with the lads on brig

>>213648640
screamadelphia

>Police arrest 474 at Palestine Action ban protest

meanwhile burglary and shoplifting are basically legal
anarcho tyranny fucking shithole

>>213648650
Time flies when we're having fun eh? Haha

>>213648657
you got fingers and a tongue, yea?

The peesee as it were

>>213648664
How do you get that wtf? Is that a month? How do you even survive on that
>39 year old virgin
Ah well guess barely

>>213648647
oh MY days
katy's pussy all chiefed up and permanently stretched by bbc adjustments since m3

New Deftones track is insanely good dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnKIryNPgQ&pp=ygUIZGVmdG9uZXM%3D

>>213648589
*raises paw*

>>213648705
Got depression anxiety can't work

>>213648686
for once they're arresting pakis and paki lovers, be glad

Might buy the Johan Strauss Orchestra tickets. I would really like to go

>>213648712
charli xcx boom clap now that's a fucking song

>>213648686
Charles the kosher king bloody wont allow it

>>213648686
its not ridiculous the only real crime is and has always been going against the will of the state in action or thought.

>I'll feed and house an ungrateful narcissistic creature who doesn't care about me at all, doesn't care about causing harm or stress to me. Will get violent if you violate it's personal space but doesn't give a fuck about my personal space and boundaries. They scratch, break things, ignore commands, and treat people like background noise unless it’s dinner time.

Most insufferable and nasty house animal 2bh. Thank God strays aren't that common in my area because dog mobs tear them apart.

>>213648712
what's their third album called

>>213648701
jealous
mine is an ancient piece huge box with no cable management

>>213648671
Fuck off faggot

>>213648616
omd who fucking asked

>>213648743
White Pony

Shart pooo

>>213648705
living beyond your means are we ?

>>213648738
narcissism as in a personality disorder doesn't exist
fake disorder

leftypol dropping his trousers on the train
rorke sparking the cunt out

>>213648737
trvke

>>213648738
>hohol has no compassion for small animals
Of course...

>>213648723
That doesn’t mean you can’t work

the pc i built in 2012 is still going strong. shocking really

*does a gay porn victory dance*

>>213648650
DOGE

>>213648747
no u

i have borderline personality disorder

>>213648712
>Deftones
discovered them recently as it were. big fan now ngl

>>213648738
zamn cats sound based

The Irish (Gaelic ones) are a disease.

>>213648801
Haha got em *dabs*

>>213648790
moore law btfo

>>213648712
>White snake symbol
>ode to BWC
Shan’t be listening to it due to my lil blk boy ears being sensitive to your psych’op

>>213648792
*pretends not to look*

>>213648746
Here's the other side x

what's a worse smell, sulphur or ammonia?

fee fi fo fum

>>213648650
Pretending to shut down 4chan
Only to then have 4chan shut down lmao

so called personality disorders are just jewish moneymaking schemes

timmy sr calling m2 katy mid QuickTap™ administration
cronem laugh, pick up di phone and hold di microphone close to pumpumdem dats receiving rapid clartening x

you're telling me gay porn made this sandwich?

>>213648788
GP says can't work

>>213648738
VPN off, Pablo...

>>213648831
nice maybe i should make one like that but i'm actually thinking of getting a new mac first

>>213648839
Don’t tempt me with a good time imagine all the shitskin cuckcels raging? Omd

>>213648834
poo

>>213648851
nigga name is keir

Leftypol: *makes a well reasoned argument with sources*
Rorke: well yeah but how about this? *does a gay porn twerk for the ages, shaking his shizz like he's a back up dancer in the gay sex ballad of the summer*

>>213648859
we just went to sharty

>>213648790
still using my 1080 founders edition
still chugging away
will use it till it burns out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1vrb-cvwU

>>213648844
alri Olivia

I'm all for rinsing the state, everyone else does why not
Couldn't do it personally cos I'm not scum but crack on

>>213648810
how's your arse then lad xo

>>213648834
settled yesterday
know a guy who needed double lung transplant after a lifetime of working around sulphur

>>213648844
within their families and communities they never talk about personality disorders
but in the company of goyim, personality disorders are all they talk about. they encourage goyim to self-diagnose and diagnose friends and family members

>>213648882
mildly concerned about Win10 EOL but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it

when you lads pour out a carbonated beverage for yourself do you pour it from a height so that it's more flat once the fizz settles? or do you pour it from an angle so that there's still quite an amount of fizz as you drink it
neurotypicals need not reply

>>213648881
>even somehow deader then this rotting corpse site
Even grimer then expected..

>>213648616
easy to confuse boredom with insanity

Giving the state a much needed bath atm

windows 11 is so bad

>>213648868

>>213648913
I stir it with a spoon to get rid of some of the fizz

>>213648616
thanks sigmund fraud

>>213648913
i drink from the bottle

Trying in my tights

>>213648937
now that is properly fucking spazoid behaviour

>>213648889
Thought this was plants bs zombies for a moment

ubuntu is so good

For me its vista
The most peng operating system ever created

>>213648916
/brit/ quickly became one of the top threads on their /int/ board

>>213648948
Well it works

>>213648913
for me it's maximum fizz retention

>>213648874
>Leftypol: *makes a well reasoned argument with sources*
The less believable portion of your post. If leftypol were capable of issuing sensible positions they wouldn't be such batty cunts that need to ban 90% of posters

>>213648616
Go back to work mate you owe these dole lads their money

>>213648959
good old vista...

>>213648953
who does he play for

>>213648953
Ukrainians need to update their firmware

>>213648913
depends entirely on the beverage

*shows you a plate of the most repulsive edible matter you could have possibly imagined*
Cor lovely, some things just can't be beat, nothing like mums cookin

>>213648913
I simply choose not to drink runtslop

if you ever think /brit/ is the lowest of low cesspits, the sverigetraden thread has had 6 suicides and they're proud of it

>>213648978
you just like president epstein because you have the same taste in women

>>213648994
give us some examples

>>213649003
they are extremely rude too

get di ting made

Rorke turning over a new leaf and making friends with trans people of colour

>>213648898
>>213648908
Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC 2019 receives support until January 9, 2029, and Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC 2021 until January 13, 2032

Alaska will be return to russia in due time and repopulated with ethnic russians

>>213648616
Raping a poo to this one

>>213649003
Oh my science that is terrible! Quickly normalfags let’s a minute silence…

the longer you wait the harder it gets...

gf has stopped straightening the shit out of her hair, looks a lot better

>>213649003
would love for all the faggots and schizos that post here to an hero

>>213649022
isn't that for kiosks and whatnot

my (autistic) brother religiously limits himself to one pepsi max can per day

>>213649023
>ethnic russians
no such thing

Suicide isnt funny

>>213649022
guaranteed you're not running either of those

>>213649003
Very Only Swedes are on another level

>>213649063
>>213649063

>>213648913
if i'm pouring from a can i tip the glass at an angle. if i'm pouring from a bottle i just do it normally. but near the end of pouring i always do a little swoosh up and down with my arm because it feels fancy like

>>213649009
sparkling water varies by brand but sometimes the fizz is fucking insane and needs to be tempered
standard drinks like coke, dr pepper - they know what they're doing and the fizz levels are right. pour carefully to maintain fizz

>>213649006
You're thinking of boomers luv, they're fine with having an actual pred predsident in the White House. i want real change and to fk up that old pedophile club in Washington.

Is the ps5 jailbreakable today? Might get one

Dead board
Dead general