Thread 213650015

I don't understand bidets. They make zero sense to me. Aside from the obvious problem of it being gay (seriously why are you giving yourself a fucking enema? who are you prepping for?) there's the other problem of it just being impractical. Even if the little hose thing is spraying some power-washer levels of pressure, which I doubt most are doing, you still end up with a soaking wet ass. So you've still got to wipe either way, and if you're buying some cheap ass half-ply TP you're just going to end up with toilet paper scraps on your ass. Which means you have to do even more wiping. Don't even get me started on the thirdie version of just reaching down there with your bare hand and wiping. At that point you might as well just take a fucking shower. Wiping with TP and a regular toilet is the most efficient way to clean your ass, and even if you get a few particulates stuck in your ass hair, at least it's dry. When you take a shower, the problem will fix itself.

>>213650015 (OP)
I have some toilets like those in my home

>>213650015 (OP)
>ass hair
what?

>>213650193
What do you mean what?

>>213650193
>>213650288
Underageb&

don't you clean your ass using your hands in the shower? I usually wipe before hopping to the bidet, where I use soap, then I dry myself with a towel because I'm at my house and I don't use other people's bidet

>>213650288
are you indian?

>>213650358
No, I'm not Indian. I don't think they even wipe at all. You don't have hair on your ass?

>>213650338
i am 24
>>213650442
most people don't

>>213650571
I think this is another asian-god-genes like no body odor, I'm pretty sure all men here have ass hair

>>213650061
And so the lie continues.

Spraying your asshole with lukewarm water feels fucking amazing and I'm not even gay

>>213650193
>>213650571
asian "men" are smooth, feminine, and hairless.
real men have thick hair all over their body, including the ass

>>213650644
Bro, where I'm from, not having hair on your ass is seen as a sign of being prime femboy material. I think you might have just been exposed to too many dang microplastics at a young age.

>>213650789
so jeets are real men?

>>213650571
Maybe in Korea.

>>213650824
No, they just don't make for good boywives.

>>213650814
you are 170cm

>oh i stepped in dogshit
>time to use dry thin flimsy tissue paper to just smear it even further into the cracks of my shoe

>>213650955
If you think this is an appropriate comparison, I don't even want to know how you to take shits.

^ you just know you can smell this guy and his unwashed ass when he enters a room

^ You just know this guy smears his ass in his own shit

>>213650814
Mexisharts are notorious pedophiles so this checks out DESU

dude youre the one who does that roflmao

>>213650348
We do not do that here.

>>213650720
Go back to your own country denis

>>213650931
I'm 5'9. Would I be seen as a manlet in South Korea too?

>>213650015 (OP)
You smell off full diapers. If at home, use a bidet and then WIPE YOUR CLEAN ASS WITH A TOWEL JUST LIKE AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN A BATH YOU DUMB YANKEE DOODLE MONKEY.

>>213651727
The younger generation is only getting taller and some even get injections to grow taller during puberty so 5'9 is seen as average to more below average now.

>>213651990
>injections to grow taller during puberty
I hope they all get deformities as a punishment from ALLAH for cheating

>>213650931
you are 10cm

>>213650015 (OP)
>It's gay
kek. Bubba here in his truck feels sexually insulted by a fucking watergun on a toilet seat.
It cleans your ass so it's not stinky. You could use it probably.

>>213650015 (OP)
Lived abroad, got used to it, and got one myself. It-
>Cleans your ass, and you use FAR less toilet paper that way
>Gets you FAR cleaner and faster than toilet paper does.
>TP scraps do not stick to your ass from it, not sure where what cheap ass TP you're getting
But you are right the detached thirdie version is a bit silly.

>>213651990
18 year old Korean boys are 5'8 and a half on average. So 5'9 is above average.

>>213653233
and they're completely hairless, naturally slender, have zero body, odor and they all have spotless assholes. literally built for my penis

>>213653454
Ackshually, they're built to be my boyfriend

>>213650015 (OP)
You need to follow the steps.
1. Toilet paper. Cleans most of the shit first.
2. Bidet. Cleans the shit residue that you can't see.
3. Towel. A small towel that is hung next to the bidet an is used just to dry your ass once it's clean.

>>213654013
>once it's clean
How can you guarantee that? In a family, does everyone get their one small towel?

>>213650015 (OP)
Those bidets sucks
These are the real thing

>>213654770
I hate this thing
Japanese style best

>>213654013
That thing about sharing towels is just disgusting.

>>213654947
>bidet inside toilet
Gross. You're spraying bacteria on your butt
Also no control of angle and flow power