Thread 213652128

Vol 714 pour Sydney edition

pooh shiesty

>>213652128 (OP)
*enters brit*

feel quite sick
might vomit

stephen merchant

speaking of sydney, just saw a news story about the future queen of norway going to uni there

>>213652206
better out than in

stephen merchant

>>213652216
owww my fanny!

>>213652221
Um

>>213652221
cockmigs me by far

>>213651398 #
>>213651422 #
You guys live in lala land and believe whatever hollywood tells you

The FBI was founded to route the communists and anarchist immigrants.

From irish diaspora spam to the pump-up tranny cock. Classic

>>213652229
post it, i'll send you some cacolac i swear

sir manmade horrors

>>213652239
Go play with your funko pops you burgerface, syrup blood

That boy needs therapy

I am drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-I2s5zRbHg

>>213652260
good album that

protect the dolls

he's shagging a pumpkin

>>213652251
Cabiërgès know

right then

>>213652216
How people watch soccer is beyond me. They are always crying and acting like toddlers. Rugby players go to fucking war out there

Right well you can't post that can you

just clicked on a webm of a tranny rooting a pumpkin
oh my days we have fun here don't we folks

Sir Black People

>>213652290
yawn

>>213652303
yawn

>>213652298
>This is who's calling you a chud on reddit

>>213652258
Go back to greece shitskin

bring back itchy tattoo posting

>>213652303
You sleepy love? Need a cuppa and a kick up your fanny?

>>213652318
Fatso, I won't. What will you do?

What's this yawn gimmique then

>>213652312
wish a rabbit came to my school

nah you're not boring me I'm just tired

Would genuinely be quite happy just playing 2000s video games all day every day for the rest of my existence

>>213652291
>Right well you can't post that can you
watch me

>>213652334
I went to a wedding recently and this played and even zoomers like my teenage cousins knew it
I'm in my thirties and I barely know it

onbnly had 4 cans and alreay dfucked

any deanomaxxing man in

>>213652343
Is he wearing a durag?

>>213652367
:)

Today the humble Aotearoa Tuatara was discovered in the brit thread. Let’s get him home

Sir Jewish Children

>>213652359
Zat can be arranged

>>213652382
:/

Unironically just so tired of people's spastic opinions
Keep it to yourself in future

When will this country start recovering from 2008?

Sir Nigger Black Bastard

why do so many englishmen support rangers?

>>213652379
Me

feeling evil

>>213652362
did he get back down alright? bastard scaring a cat can’t stand people who are mean to animals

Spanking the monkey iykyk

>>213652429
show me

>>213652425
nah it died
people had a good laff haha

>>213652425
Pretty sure it’s reversed

Currently listening to Dag Nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyQ3_r4a3DE

>>213652410
Larpers

>>213652378
>the cans

So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry and you want to die

>>213652442
i look like this and walk like this
also hate tiny blue people

>>213652456
7.6% so they are

>>213652429
based

Any of you ever watched the original Dr Who

>>213652467
*nods respectfully*

>>213652446
nah

>>213652410
The only English team left

Could easily get one shagged this eve alas i am too eepy

>100 Men and Me: The Bonnie Blue Story

had a thousand blokes todgers in me minge innit

>>213652467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujWjWcE9wkk

>>213652470
IPAs or some strong European lagers?

>>213652479
Yeah

never had a pet because my retard sister has allergies but moved to a new house and neighbours have a tuxedo and a calico that like to be in the garden how do i befriend them without scaring them

Shyness is nice
And shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to

>>213652413
ya well ive been to elevenerife

>>213652493
100 doesn’t mean a thousand, it mean hundred.

>>213652512
they crave the 4.9 inch BWC

say what you want about gargamel but he loves cars, he hates communist smurfs
... is he really the bad guy?

>>213652512
give them some treats at first, like dreamies or felix ones
do it on a regular basis like at the same team each day
eventually if you leave the back door open they'll just start walking in
then they're your cats
this is how it works with cats

4.5 inches length 3.9 circumference

>>213652546
cats*

the horses? get them wanked

>>213652529
:)

>>213652512
Buy some cat treats and give them a couple. When you first meet them move slowly and don’t stare at them too much, let them sniff your hand if they come close, blink slowly and show your back and side to them as it indicates trust. ‘I trust you so much I can let my guard down’

reckon zledy's getting a bit bored

>>213652563
Ancestral blood memories of the stepe rushing through me

>>213652551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTReI2BKwPQ

>>213652547
thanks will try that. tried to pet them the other day but they ran from my garden when i opened the door

>>213652547
this post should be illegal
you aren't allowed to steal pets by giving them junk food, it's morally wrong

Governmentberg really made it illegal to go outside and now they've made it illegal to watch porn and people are like "well at least we're not in China" nigga we're literally in China nigga

>>213652575
Weirdly almost every single cat in my area just runs up to me if I make a single sound at them
Been like that my entire life

>>213652587
cute!!!!!!

>>213652598
better than trying to have sex with them out of the blue

I was looking for some toil and I found some toil
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

>>213652606
damn.. if only you attracted actual pussy like that haha

>[Deleted]

what was it?

>>213652359
>>213652428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp5yXNqN--A

Jusqu'ici tout va bien

>>213652599
surely that's not humanly possible, right?

>>213652599
ktim

>>213652595
It takes time and if you're nice to them they'll remember and come to see you often.
I remember staying at an airbnb house on Orkney and a black cat would come begging at the back door, then run inside if you opened it.
Been feeding two stray black cats that have a little shelter nearby and they used to run away and hiss at me but now when I'm in the area they come out from under the cars to the agreed feeding area. They're smart nice little creatures.

>>213652641
yep

don't pet or feed your neighbour's cats, get your own. It's their cat not yours
also yank driver KWABed himself celebrating a race win, went into the fencing position and is now staying in hospital

>>213652645
Yes it is.

>>213652639
kino

>>213652653
Shetland not Orkney.

>>213652598
I got 4 cats using this method before. They love it.

>>213652639
Corrrrr

>>213652664
That's not fencing posture

any of you lads got a gf with a purpleport profile? reckon one of you must

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtxTUvkAjgk

I think I might be Irish diaspora…
I’ve got this weakness..

>>213652635
I've had many, many shags mate

reading some interesting ten year old posts

>>213652639
We never knew how good we had it

>>213652691
'

The Catberginho as it were

Antti Niemi sex arse

>>213652688
don't doubt it but i meant with women haha

very. very drunk hope nobody take sadvantage of me

>>213652670
give them back. they aren't your cats they're my cats

hey

>>213652700
does she let you touch her all day and love hanging out with you

>>213652700
lovely bergtista

>I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

>>213652690
DO NOT listen to him speak

>>213652718
uganda be kiddin me

>>213652709
Brilliant

>>213652723
LOVES it

>I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

>>213652730
her/them

Jussi Jääskeläinen sex arse

This is a woman.

WHAT'LL YA HAVE BROTHER

he delted his post then reposted it because he forgot to attach an apu

>>213652748
He alright?

Shalln't be clicking THAT

>>213652700
Thats a beauty

>>213652606
same lad
me and cats just have a special bond
dogs on the other hand...

>>213652777
He fine x

>>213652773
Did Davarious reject your amorous advances on sniffies?

>>213652748
crodie ain't looking too gud

>>213652716
they're all dead now lad, last one passed 2 years ago, after living full lovely lives cuddling me
even the feral one that would go out fighting at night and had the local cat shelters chasing him but would get all comfy in my bed
caught the bugger at someone else's door once and the man was shocked how friendly he was with me

drunk and horny

Mart Poom sex arse

why's belgcuck posting cronem rekt

mouseposter teemo support green trinket >.<

Bee baba badabop
I'm the scatman

looks like ziedy boy has had a change of heart

cronem fi dead

Gábor Király sex arse

>>213652762
Clearly a bloke

Gabor Kiraly tracky bottoms sex arse

>>213652799
*points you towards* >>213652710

>>213652700
Will give him food if I see him hanging around.

>>213652845
both me!

dad wants a dog but he wants a small one that isn’t gay looking or loud or snappy and doesn’t burrow
any suggestions?

>>213652831
>>213652836
Great minds innit

Uriah Rennie lifecast sex arse sponsored by Jolly Green Giant

Room spinning drunk too much

>>213652852
YOU ARE RUINING THE VPNS SAMMY

>>213652849
She's a girl thoughbeit

uhhhhh

Can you kiss me more. Were so young boy we ain’t got nothing to lose oh oh
It’s just principle and I like that way you move oh oh
Boy you write your name i can do the same oh I love the taste ah la la la all on my tongue I want it!

>>213652803
the belgian is going to the gherkin today >>213614818
maybe that's why?

>>213652857
>>213652857
>dad wants a dog but he wants a small one that isn’t gay looking
impossible, just not happening is it. medium dogs are the optimum. get a spaniel

>doesn’t burrow
reckon your dad's confusing dogs and marmots tbqh lad

wow, posting nsfw and gore from a proxy, that's really edgy

>>213652835
no pp >.•

>>213652856
knew you guys were a match haha

>>213652894
lagos toby carvery

>>213652887
sorry ma'am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYWUVO0-aE
Fuck The Prodigy

>>213652849
How could you not immediately see that's a girl cat?

>>213652910
stinky baby needs a diaper change :(

denise van outen's musky tuppence

>>213652917
is that the anti-alcohol and wanking man from /pol/

>>213652920
Shlomo goldberg 2 seconds after an american is born

>>213652903
can’t get a medium one my pussy 17yo autistic brother is scared of em, we had a hamster and he wouldn’t leave his room if we had him out in his ball.
>reckon your dad's confusing dogs and marmots tbqh lad
he likes dachshunds but doesn’t want them burrowing and destroying the sofa, same with beagles where he likes them but they’re too loud when they howl

Saw Uriah Rennie on a sixth form trip to London once
At least we thought it was Uriah Rennie, might just have been some random black fella haha

>>213652946
Catberginho implies male
Catberginha would be female

>>213652954
yes

helo

>>213652938
Didn't they do a song that sampled the theme from Casualty?

>>213652949
>denise van outen
>look her up hoping it's the witch from game of thrones
>it's some boring plastic blonde

>>213652949
PHOAR!

You remember Prickly Heat the tv show?

>>213652980
he looks so sweet here
get the booze down him and get him wanked

>>213652988
mhm

>>213652890
come to red arrows falmouth wednesdsay

Ah yes it's the webbums that are unclear from the thumbnail but always seem to be slightly out of focus with something very red in the frame

90s kids remember these books

>>213652993
Yes and a clip from lock stock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlJahe-ix9U

luv me memetic masterpieces, wish I could create one tbqh

>>213653003
>>213653012
bizarre

>>213652966
screaing

why do americans aussies canadians and a bunch of lads from the continent all come here

>my pussy 17yo autistic brother is scared of em, we had a hamster and he wouldn’t leave his room if we had him out in his ball.
lolarino

>>213653008
I don't like "outside" sutpdi bitch.

>>213652857
daschund

dj luck and mc neat

Another Chance by Roger Sanchez

In the good ol days when drunk on a weekend id either be watching Quizmania or Television X

constantly telling other people to read books so it only seems right i get my head in one

>>213653026
I remember going to magna science centre with nanberg and for some reason the gift shop had one of those DK books about witches and wizards. good times, anon

dj pillow and mc blanky

right so that's an african man being run over by a truck

>>213653059
Not gonna watch this me

>>213653080
that’s a nice one though
love cats

>>213653080
it's actually pretty good and gore-free
you should watch it lad

>>213653085
um

>>213653040
i don't want to say it

>>213653059
what did he expect would happen
daft cunt

um

>>213653070
I fancied Debbie King

>>213653038
he's definitely gonna feel that in the morning (if he wakes up)

>>213653040
can't understand what they're saying in /polska/
too much anime as well

>>213653108
shh you don’t have to, you are always welcome here my brother from across the channel x

sally whitemane from the hit video game, world of warcraft

>>213653040
I come for a glimpse into the tortured genius mind of rorke

>>213653001
no

>>213653108
you... love us?

>>213653161
this guy looks low iq

>>213653040
seems more entertaining than cum and i'm so sick to death of us politics

generally speaking don't watch wembs

dire thread

>>213653135
Was more of a Kirsty Duffy man

>>213653168
he's a historian

>>213653145
>>213653163

JFs won't admit it but there was once a thread on /sp/ that asked who the funniest nationality was and to a man they agreed it was us

>>213653042
im not stupid or a bbitch.

>>213653138
seems like brits are in the minority where we don’t like anime as much as everyone else
whys that i wonder

If the first sperm you ever wanked had made a baby, how old would that child be now?
Mine would be 22

>>213653203
ur normie twat who goes to "things"
mogs me - by far!

>gore with old men

dont care

Got the ‘ash browns cooking got the baked beans ready. Wits gonna be a feast

don't worry it won't be in the next thread the b0tnets are rarded

>>213653227
Whereabouts in America is this one?

>>213653216
if i had to guess i'd say a heavily shame based culture that makes people afraid to discuss watching cartoons with a lot of young girls in school, or magic men fighting each other
japan is shame-based too but it's established there to the point where you could get away with it better

>>213653246
do you know about the other victims of that day or only her?

>>213653263
maine

epic nonce poonet spamming!!!!111!
wow...friggin epic

>>213653040
big fan of british culture me

get the fagposters exterminated

Don’t get why people watch gore me. I’d rather watch something nice. People are so scary to me, wish I lived on a planet with nice people like me x

>gay stuff

not into it

>>213653216
because it's shit

>>213653240
ha! i go by myself 99 times out of 100!

*cries* it's ... it's because of you i'm like this!

>>213653307
Paedophilia is more your speed am i right gingernonce

For me it's Deep Lush with Owen Gray

>>213653272
we just don't like noncery because all our political leaders and aristocracy are nonces

>>213653337
scream

>>213653307
do you not feel shame indulging in your vile pedo ritual spamming anymore?

Got the Lavender Town theme on again haven't I

Dad asking me when’s the baby due? When he saw me with no shirt on. Ruins my self esteem he does

>>213653375
>'bwc'

>>213653309
i tried to watch a bunch of anime but it just felt really juvenile, everything’s set in school and half of the characters have really high voices and only exist to be caricatures of girls the author is attracted to but the show expects you to take it seriously regardless. it’s not a real show is it it’s just some nip’s fantasies that got animated
did like the comedy anime i watched though
>>213653307
who’s that

>>213653273
the only people that know more about her than me are her close relatives and maybe Caroline Phoebe Previdi

i know more about the town and state shes from than at least 95% of people walking this earth

>>213653387
off now

>>213653375
the durag is gayest thing in this webm

>>213653392
if thats black youd call it a bbc so

>>213653387
what game is that?

where was catyank when the westfold fell

Watching the Tame Impala video where he eats her minge in the school

>>213653412
is that kobbie mainoo?

>>213653390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db3wRUAmyBo

GOOD THREAD

>>213653428
scream

>>213653312
Lol

>>213653397
so did you try one that isn't set in a school and about children?

>>213653322
blow your head smooth off

>>213653301
ive watched loads of that stuff. it just reminds me how fragile life is and makes me appreciate mine more. im still a khhv but that’s not the point

>>213653451
>>213653451
>>213653451

>>213653450
let's be honest those aren't any better

>>213653461
why would i do that, nonceypops

>>213653420
got a link?

Fuck Trevor

>>213653450
i did but they were mostly comedies
even the fantasy and psychological ones are all about teenagers or really young adults, just hard to get into

>>213653481
michael townsley ahh post

>>213653351
Tnd

The story of idubzzz is very much like the story of Charles I. A cautionary tale in putting pussy on a pedestal