Vol 714 pour Sydney edition
feel quite sick
might vomit
speaking of sydney, just saw a news story about the future queen of norway going to uni there
>>213652206better out than in
>>213652216owww my fanny!
>>213652221cockmigs me by far
>>213651398 #
>>213651422 #
You guys live in lala land and believe whatever hollywood tells you
The FBI was founded to route the communists and anarchist immigrants.
From irish diaspora spam to the pump-up tranny cock. Classic
>>213652229post it, i'll send you some cacolac i swear
>Lennon was born to an Irish mother and a Jamaican father
>>213652239Go play with your funko pops you burgerface, syrup blood
I am drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-I2s5zRbHg
>>213652260good album that
>>213652251Cabiรซrgรจs know
>>213652216How people watch soccer is beyond me. They are always crying and acting like toddlers. Rugby players go to fucking war out there
Right well you can't post that can you
just clicked on a webm of a tranny rooting a pumpkin
oh my days we have fun here don't we folks
>>213652298>This is who's calling you a chud on reddit
>>213652258Go back to greece shitskin
bring back itchy tattoo posting
>>213652303You sleepy love? Need a cuppa and a kick up your fanny?
>>213652318Fatso, I won't. What will you do?
What's this yawn gimmique then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
>>213652312wish a rabbit came to my school
nah you're not boring me I'm just tired
Would genuinely be quite happy just playing 2000s video games all day every day for the rest of my existence
>>213652291>Right well you can't post that can youwatch me
>>213652334I went to a wedding recently and this played and even zoomers like my teenage cousins knew it
I'm in my thirties and I barely know it
onbnly had 4 cans and alreay dfucked
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>>213652343Is he wearing a durag?
Today the humble Aotearoa Tuatara was discovered in the brit thread. Letโs get him home
>>213652359Zat can be arranged
Unironically just so tired of people's spastic opinions
Keep it to yourself in future
When will this country start recovering from 2008?
why do so many englishmen support rangers?
>>213652362did he get back down alright? bastard scaring a cat canโt stand people who are mean to animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE
Spanking the monkey iykyk
>>213652425nah it died
people had a good laff haha
>>213652425Pretty sure itโs reversed
Currently listening to Dag Nasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyQ3_r4a3DE
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry and you want to die
>>213652442i look like this and walk like this
also hate tiny blue people
>>2136524567.6% so they are
Any of you ever watched the original Dr Who
>>213652467*nods respectfully*
>>213652410The only English team left
Could easily get one shagged this eve alas i am too eepy
>100 Men and Me: The Bonnie Blue Story
had a thousand blokes todgers in me minge innit
>>213652467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujWjWcE9wkk
>>213652470IPAs or some strong European lagers?
never had a pet because my retard sister has allergies but moved to a new house and neighbours have a tuxedo and a calico that like to be in the garden how do i befriend them without scaring them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo07t6XjNO4
Shyness is nice
And shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life you'd like to
>>213652413ya well ive been to elevenerife
>>213652493100 doesnโt mean a thousand, it mean hundred.
>>213652512they crave the 4.9 inch BWC
say what you want about gargamel but he loves cars, he hates communist smurfs
... is he really the bad guy?
>>213652512give them some treats at first, like dreamies or felix ones
do it on a regular basis like at the same team each day
eventually if you leave the back door open they'll just start walking in
then they're your cats
this is how it works with cats
4.5 inches length 3.9 circumference
the horses? get them wanked
>>213652512Buy some cat treats and give them a couple. When you first meet them move slowly and donโt stare at them too much, let them sniff your hand if they come close, blink slowly and show your back and side to them as it indicates trust. โI trust you so much I can let my guard downโ
reckon zledy's getting a bit bored
>>213652563Ancestral blood memories of the stepe rushing through me
>>213652551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTReI2BKwPQ
>>213652547thanks will try that. tried to pet them the other day but they ran from my garden when i opened the door
>>213652547this post should be illegal
you aren't allowed to steal pets by giving them junk food, it's morally wrong
Governmentberg really made it illegal to go outside and now they've made it illegal to watch porn and people are like "well at least we're not in China" nigga we're literally in China nigga
>>213652575Weirdly almost every single cat in my area just runs up to me if I make a single sound at them
Been like that my entire life
>>213652598better than trying to have sex with them out of the blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L7Cadb-c0
I was looking for some toil and I found some toil
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>213652606damn.. if only you attracted actual pussy like that haha
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>>213652359>>213652428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp5yXNqN--A
>>213652599surely that's not humanly possible, right?
>>213652595It takes time and if you're nice to them they'll remember and come to see you often.
I remember staying at an airbnb house on Orkney and a black cat would come begging at the back door, then run inside if you opened it.
Been feeding two stray black cats that have a little shelter nearby and they used to run away and hiss at me but now when I'm in the area they come out from under the cars to the agreed feeding area. They're smart nice little creatures.
don't pet or feed your neighbour's cats, get your own. It's their cat not yours
also yank driver KWABed himself celebrating a race win, went into the fencing position and is now staying in hospital
>>213652653Shetland not Orkney.
>>213652598I got 4 cats using this method before. They love it.
>>213652664That's not fencing posture
any of you lads got a gf with a purpleport profile? reckon one of you must
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtxTUvkAjgk
I think I might be Irish diasporaโฆ
Iโve got this weakness..
>>213652635I've had many, many shags mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6yNLGbQB8
reading some interesting ten year old posts
>>213652639We never knew how good we had it
The Catberginho as it were
>>213652688don't doubt it but i meant with women haha
very. very drunk hope nobody take sadvantage of me
>>213652670give them back. they aren't your cats they're my cats
>>213652700does she let you touch her all day and love hanging out with you
>>213652700lovely bergtista
>I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>213652690DO NOT listen to him speak
>>213652718uganda be kiddin me
>I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
Jussi Jรครคskelรคinen sex arse
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WHAT'LL YA HAVE BROTHER
he delted his post then reposted it because he forgot to attach an apu
Shalln't be clicking THAT
>>213652700Thats a beauty
>>213652606same lad
me and cats just have a special bond
dogs on the other hand...
>>213652773Did Davarious reject your amorous advances on sniffies?
>>213652748crodie ain't looking too gud
>>213652716they're all dead now lad, last one passed 2 years ago, after living full lovely lives cuddling me
even the feral one that would go out fighting at night and had the local cat shelters chasing him but would get all comfy in my bed
caught the bugger at someone else's door once and the man was shocked how friendly he was with me
>he delted his post then reposted it because he forgot to attach an Bradders
why's belgcuck posting cronem rekt
mouseposter teemo support green trinket >.<
Bee baba badabop
I'm the scatman
looks like ziedy boy has had a change of heart
>>213652762Clearly a bloke
Gabor Kiraly tracky bottoms sex arse
>>213652700Will give him food if I see him hanging around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S42JeA9rMQI
dad wants a dog but he wants a small one that isnโt gay looking or loud or snappy and doesnโt burrow
any suggestions?
Uriah Rennie lifecast sex arse sponsored by Jolly Green Giant
Room spinning drunk too much
>>213652852YOU ARE RUINING THE VPNS SAMMY
>>213652849She's a girl thoughbeit
Can you kiss me more. Were so young boy we ainโt got nothing to lose oh oh
Itโs just principle and I like that way you move oh oh
Boy you write your name i can do the same oh I love the taste ah la la la all on my tongue I want it!
>>213652803the belgian is going to the gherkin today
>>213614818maybe that's why?
>>213652857>>213652857>dad wants a dog but he wants a small one that isnโt gay lookingimpossible, just not happening is it. medium dogs are the optimum. get a spaniel
>doesnโt burrowreckon your dad's confusing dogs and marmots tbqh lad
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wow, posting nsfw and gore from a proxy, that's really edgy
>>213652856knew you guys were a match haha
>>213652894lagos toby carvery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYWUVO0-aE
Fuck The Prodigy
>>213652849How could you not immediately see that's a girl cat?
>>213652910stinky baby needs a diaper change :(
denise van outen's musky tuppence
>>213652917is that the anti-alcohol and wanking man from /pol/
>>213652920Shlomo goldberg 2 seconds after an american is born
>>213652903canโt get a medium one my pussy 17yo autistic brother is scared of em, we had a hamster and he wouldnโt leave his room if we had him out in his ball.
>reckon your dad's confusing dogs and marmots tbqh ladhe likes dachshunds but doesnโt want them burrowing and destroying the sofa, same with beagles where he likes them but theyโre too loud when they howl
Saw Uriah Rennie on a sixth form trip to London once
At least we thought it was Uriah Rennie, might just have been some random black fella haha
>>213652946Catberginho implies male
Catberginha would be female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VucMb_n-an0
>>213652938Didn't they do a song that sampled the theme from Casualty?
>>213652949>denise van outen>look her up hoping it's the witch from game of thrones>it's some boring plastic blonde
>>213652949PHOAR!
You remember Prickly Heat the tv show?
>>213652980he looks so sweet here
get the booze down him and get him wanked
>>213652890come to red arrows falmouth wednesdsay
Ah yes it's the webbums that are unclear from the thumbnail but always seem to be slightly out of focus with something very red in the frame
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90s kids remember these books
>>213652993Yes and a clip from lock stock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlJahe-ix9U
luv me memetic masterpieces, wish I could create one tbqh
why do americans aussies canadians and a bunch of lads from the continent all come here
>my pussy 17yo autistic brother is scared of em, we had a hamster and he wouldnโt leave his room if we had him out in his ball.
lolarino
>>213653008I don't like "outside" sutpdi bitch.
Another Chance by Roger Sanchez
In the good ol days when drunk on a weekend id either be watching Quizmania or Television X
constantly telling other people to read books so it only seems right i get my head in one
>>213653026I remember going to magna science centre with nanberg and for some reason the gift shop had one of those DK books about witches and wizards. good times, anon
right so that's an african man being run over by a truck
>>213653059Not gonna watch this me
>>213653080thatโs a nice one though
love cats
>>213653080it's actually pretty good and gore-free
you should watch it lad
>>213653040i don't want to say it
>>213653059what did he expect would happen
daft cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es3RMEBx0pg
>>213653070I fancied Debbie King
>>213653038he's definitely gonna feel that in the morning (if he wakes up)
>>213653040can't understand what they're saying in /polska/
too much anime as well
>>213653108shh you donโt have to, you are always welcome here my brother from across the channel x
sally whitemane from the hit video game, world of warcraft
>>213653040I come for a glimpse into the tortured genius mind of rorke
>>213653108you... love us?
>>213653161this guy looks low iq
>>213653040seems more entertaining than cum and i'm so sick to death of us politics
generally speaking don't watch wembs
>>213653135Was more of a Kirsty Duffy man
>>213653168he's a historian
JFs won't admit it but there was once a thread on /sp/ that asked who the funniest nationality was and to a man they agreed it was us
>>213653042im not stupid or a bbitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVch_PK7SOY
>>213653138seems like brits are in the minority where we donโt like anime as much as everyone else
whys that i wonder
If the first sperm you ever wanked had made a baby, how old would that child be now?
Mine would be 22
>>213653203ur normie twat who goes to "things"
mogs me - by far!
>gore with old men
dont care
Got the โash browns cooking got the baked beans ready. Wits gonna be a feast
don't worry it won't be in the next thread the b0tnets are rarded
>>213653227Whereabouts in America is this one?
>>213653216if i had to guess i'd say a heavily shame based culture that makes people afraid to discuss watching cartoons with a lot of young girls in school, or magic men fighting each other
japan is shame-based too but it's established there to the point where you could get away with it better
>>213653246do you know about the other victims of that day or only her?
epic nonce poonet spamming!!!!111!
wow...friggin epic
>>213653040big fan of british culture me
get the fagposters exterminated
Donโt get why people watch gore me. Iโd rather watch something nice. People are so scary to me, wish I lived on a planet with nice people like me x
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>gay stuff
not into it
>>213653216because it's shit
>>213653240ha! i go by myself 99 times out of 100!
*cries* it's ... it's because of you i'm like this!
>>213653307Paedophilia is more your speed am i right gingernonce
https://youtu.be/ZhkoegM9HQE?feature=shared&t=14
For me it's Deep Lush with Owen Gray
>>213653272we just don't like noncery because all our political leaders and aristocracy are nonces
>>213653307do you not feel shame indulging in your vile pedo ritual spamming anymore?
https://youtu.be/DzoZBIIGs3I?feature=shared&t=9
Got the Lavender Town theme on again haven't I
Dad asking me whenโs the baby due? When he saw me with no shirt on. Ruins my self esteem he does
>>213653309i tried to watch a bunch of anime but it just felt really juvenile, everythingโs set in school and half of the characters have really high voices and only exist to be caricatures of girls the author is attracted to but the show expects you to take it seriously regardless. itโs not a real show is it itโs just some nipโs fantasies that got animated
did like the comedy anime i watched though
>>213653307whoโs that
>>213653273the only people that know more about her than me are her close relatives and maybe Caroline Phoebe Previdi
i know more about the town and state shes from than at least 95% of people walking this earth
>>213653375the durag is gayest thing in this webm
>>213653392if thats black youd call it a bbc so
>>213653387what game is that?
where was catyank when the westfold fell
Watching the Tame Impala video where he eats her minge in the school
>>213653412is that kobbie mainoo?
>>213653390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db3wRUAmyBo
>>213653397so did you try one that isn't set in a school and about children?
>>213653322blow your head smooth off
>>213653301ive watched loads of that stuff. it just reminds me how fragile life is and makes me appreciate mine more. im still a khhv but thatโs not the point
>>213653450let's be honest those aren't any better
>>213653461why would i do that, nonceypops
>>213653450i did but they were mostly comedies
even the fantasy and psychological ones are all about teenagers or really young adults, just hard to get into
>>213653481michael townsley ahh post
The story of idubzzz is very much like the story of Charles I. A cautionary tale in putting pussy on a pedestal