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Wish I had homies pt 2

Remember to stay hydrated

first for poop!

comment “<3” if you’re a real poop lover

>>213652736
i also manmode but no one sees me as a man

Sometimes I can barely even remember what I masturbated to in a day. It's just a mirage of titties and asses one after another moving up and down

>>213652789
same. a nonbinary at my college asked me if i was “going to start T soon”, thinking i was an ftm lol. im literally just skinny and have small boobs

It’s sad because when you watch those moments now, you can see the invisible context they couldn’t see — that this exact day, these clothes, these conversations, this technology will never come back.

To them, it’s just “right now.” They’re thinking about lunch, or chatting with a friend, or being a bit awkward on camera. They assume there will be countless days just like it. But from where you’re sitting now, you know that this “ordinary” moment is gone forever, sealed in grainy footage.

There’s a strange poignancy in knowing they were living something unrepeatable without realising it. The gap between their casual, unknowing present and your wistful, hindsight-filled gaze is what creates that bittersweet ache.

It’s almost like looking at ghosts — not in a morbid way, but in the sense that these exact versions of those people don’t exist anymore

>hang out with my one zoomer buddy and his zoomer buddys
>none of them can make eye contact

i dont even get hard or horny when i'm doing hardcore gaming like i am right now so i dont masturbate

>>213652786
extremely Canadian post

black men deserve sex and blowjobs more than white men

>>213652823
incel bros our time is now

>>213652789
This isn't your safe space tranny.
>>213652819
Show tits or gtfo

Black men deserve sex and blowjobs from white men

imagine being a black guy but you're born with a small dick and so you can't even fall back on the MUH BBC MUH DICK thing because your dick sucks

must be hell.

>>213652823
Looking in the eyes of other people just feels uncomfortable.

>>213652855
no man
you have to remember i am an actual man with a penis

>>213652822
Gpt post

>>213652788
<3333333333

I wonder a lot how I would handle drama if I ever had a lot of people in my life

Gonna jerk off

>>213652879
Oh ok ywnbaw, kys

>>213652786
who is that?

>ywn have an Italian smoking tomboy zoomer gf

>EVER.

im kinda excited for the world cup next year even if its ruining my city
im looking forward to finally taste that real white european penis
>>213652855
nigga im /cum/s queen i rule this place

>>213652915
>im looking forward to finally taste that real white european penis
Quintessentially Mexican post

I don’t enjoy 4chan whatsoever any more. One in every thousand posts is entertaining, but the rest is trash. I just continue to come here because I am a dopamine addict with poor impulse control. It’s no different from doomscrolling the various other social media apps.

I hope you are doing great /cum/
Enjoy your weekend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJUoX-0OTdQ

>>213652908
https://youtu.be/Fyaoszn8Eok?si=ORhrNDH-1e-gX8TQ

>>213652915
Slit your wrists tranny. We don't want your kind here. Go back to your discord-reddit hug box

>>213652940
literally what is the difference between a tomboy and a nonbinary
most enbies dont get on t they just dress masculine its literally just words

>>213652941
I hate to say it but one of the only things that does it for me on 4chan anymore is to start bickering with another poster and then drive them into such a fury that they have a fullblown schizo meltdown

>>213652959
This us

might have some wine or some of those new DUDE drinks that are everywhere now

Puddi puddi
Puddi puddi
Giga Puddi!

>>213652915
u r literally a straight crossdressing rapist thobeit

>>213653020
nordic goddess, future queen of greenland taylor would say this

>>213653057
Chad Ale

>>213653036
zoomoids will never understand

i am actually on a tranny discord server but mostly just for help with the hormones
never got along with internet trannies not even with /tttt/

Does CBT work?

>>213653036
>Puddicombe
Weird surname. I thought she was Indian at first because she has darker skin.

All GNC anons are welcome in /cum/, but be warned, you will likely be accosted by some of the dumbest people in the entire universe while you’re here. It can’t be helped.

>>213653096
No

>>213653036
i am going to go make soup now

How can she slap

>>213653124
I guess I'll put these clamps away then

>>213653129
i bet her pussy actually sucks, like it's got a dent in it or something and your dick just bends awkwardly 1/3 of the way in

>>213653095
You are so valid sister! YASSSSSSSSS now show us your rotting axe hole

is Ready or Not worth buying a gaming pc for?

And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing

im tryna update my avatarfag folder but im scared that no one would recognise me if i did...
but maybe thats for the best
maybe it is time to let ale finally die...

>>213653193
i don't know, are you ready to spend enough cash, or not

i just had a meltdown

>>213653193
How is this is a gif if the Apu doesn't move?

>>213653204
>maybe it is time to let ale finally die...
The time for that was years ago but I'm sure you can find a bridge still

>>213653185
im a proud peniswoman tyvm
>>213653251
2019 ale core

>>213653251
Hope you’re feeling better now

>>213653193
what gtames do u play

Drinking steel reserve and free styling with my homies right now.

>>213653102
It’s kind of funny phonetically, but it’s a WASP surname; I’ve known someone with that name. I found an article that says both her parents were Guyanese. British Guyana has a big Indian population, on account of the British switching to pajeet indentured servants after abolishing African slavery.

She looks a lot like a half-Indian girl I used to know, so my guess is that her father was an ethnically British colonial administrator named Puddicombe who took an Indo-Guyanese wife.

>>213653256
idk but it's sus af fr

Ale raped a girl

WAIT

how can i be a straight crossdressing rapist if i dont even crossdress? havent gone out as a woman in YEARS

what should i fap to?
ebony shemales or Thai lady boys?

when i watch red letter media i pretend i understand all the references and stuff they make

>>213653316
Is this a vibe

>>213653355
in the plinkett reviews you're intended to imagine you're tied up in his basement

>>213653324
I think I would rather die without children than impregnating a pajeeta.

do yall think 4chan will get deleted off the internet kiwifarms-style or nah?

>>213653193
if you play multiplayer games with vc then yes

If I fail to get a relationship by 30 im becoming a passport bro

>>213653117
?

>>213653406
who is this stud?

passporting to west africa because i want a girl whose thing looks like mine

>>213652742 (OP)
the isrealites have taken over our CUM, its over

>>213653435
That's Terrone, a local IT specialist and womanizer. Very pro-Israel.

>>213653139
Was it the Puddi reference or the axe murder that reminded you to make soup?

>>213653302
i play on xbox but i heard RoN sucks on console
in the past ive played games like cod, la noire, we happy few

I'm drinking rum and red bull

Canadian pipo really be bathing at the beach

>>213653449
thats awsome

>>213653449
“la noire” means “the negress” in French

we are all pro israel here

when white pipo came to america the native indians thought they were stinky

>>213653444
it was reference to another time moot (pbuh) got hacked

>>213653487
No it doesn’t

moot....

>>213653504
Yes it does

moot....

i was at the grocery store and seen halloween candy out and i was like "but we just had halloween" but then i was like wait its august already its almost christmas bros

Might play some tf2

high af and my nips are hard

>>213653531
play marvel rivals with me

>>213653523
you ever notice august is the only month without a big commercialized holiday

>>213653547
“back to school” is pretty big here

Finna cry

this how leo season got me feeling

>>213653581
Gay

when you come home from getting cool back to school clothes at the mall and put on a fashion show for mom and sister

>>213653504
>“noir” as an adjective means black
>“le noir” as a singular noun can be used to refer to a black man; literally “the black” in the masculine form
>“la noire” is the feminine form of “the black,” referring to a black female
Example phrase: “la noire a volé mon vélo,” meaning “the black [female] stole my bike”

>>213653581
Period, and nun wrong with that boo!

>>213653605
>put on a fashion show

Jason update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0KD3co4xSo

>>213653463
you're drinking cum from your wife's bull

>>213653605
You're getting SLACKS

>>213653498
vggghhhh….

>>213653251
What happened

>>213653605
You look so handsome now go put these on

i love it when men cry i find it kinda hot even
>>213653605
thats actually cute

Lowest point of my life so far

>>213653645
>first post was pure Reddit
Speaks volumes

>>213653667
That's a good thing

>>213653667
so far

>>213653668
umm sweaty hello world is computer science nerd shit

>>213653645
my king

Gasoline smells good

moot was 15 when he made 4chan
that's crazy work

>>213653709
GOD i wanna suck that nerdy cock so bad...

Where is Jason from? California? I know he lingers in this thread.

>kids usually get obsessed with me because i play hide and seek with them and fortnite with them or whatever
>meet my cousin's kids for the first time
>girl is 9, boy is 6(?)
>girl asks if i have a girlfriend
>naturally i say no
>she asks if she can marry me in front of my cousin
>"no no no"
>play it off as a joke
the fucked up thing is this keeps happening

>>213653730
imagine living in the building behind one of these billboards

now THAT is a low point in life

>>213653758
just like my chinese animes

>>213653755
Jason Oliveira is from Fall River, Massachusetts

>>213653758
you broke her heart

Just got banned from a gmod server for racism, feels good

>>213653744
wonder what he does now since he was let go from google

>>213653709
That looks so fun I wish I had ever had fun at any point in my life

>>213653775
Nani!? Iie iie iie! Dame da!

>>213653758
you should have said ask me again in 10 years

>>213653808
24/7 gay bath house like late stage Foucault

Canajeets lol

>>213653781
How the fuck do you know I'm also Portuguese?

>>213653755
hes from the midwest iirc no?

>>213653820
Why the extra 3 years?

>>213653820
Get his ass

>>213653825
You don't have the posting style of a Germanic Brazilian, so you must be

I wish hiro cared even 1% as much as mooty did

Trumpy is putin him in his place, any perspectives on the alaska meeting?

I don't have social media because people don't like me very much and my posts tend to make people angrier than I expect

feel like absolute shit with this hangover gonna take a cold shower

Did you know that the Brazilian tripfag is constantly ban evading?

>>213653844
because its illegal chud

>>213653874
Seething at this post

>>213653755
>>213653840
He's Ohian by way of Kentucky
t. Jasonologist

>>213653855
brutal to be a non-germanic

>>213653866
nigga no one gives a fuck politics is for faggots and jews

AWAWA My dick’s fuckin retarded!!!

Woag hnnng hhmmmph I’m fuckin gay!

Mommy I’m chinese

>>213653874
Angrier? You were posting political rants or moaning about your life?

>>213653885
“legal” in Canada is 16 howeverbeit incest is always illegal THOUGH

>>213653901
bodied that freak

I thought he said he was from tenessee...

>>213653907
I require sweatpants, track pants, joggers

I have the genetic make-up of a Celtic Briton from the 10th century

>>213653907
What’s this called

>>213653907
the only unacceptable aspect of that is a flat brim hat, only severe CUNTS wear a hat without breaking in the brim

finna drink a couple of cold ones, smoke weed, and talk with some of my bitches

kinda miss the boomeratte i hope shes doing good, wonder if she still has the same contact...

remember, /cum/bros life DOES get better
keep on livin
keep on fightin
go outside
make some friends
and PLEASE stop being bigoted
>>213653896
i knew it kinda remember his extraflags

>>213653948
an incel wardrobe

>>213653910
Is that from Blue Velvet?

new safe smells like chinese glue, hoping this goes away so my shit doesn't stink like chinese glue after closing it up

>>213653973
Lmao might be from a deleted scene

Install Debian 13.

>>213653948
It’s a men’s basics list

>>213653984
My pussy smells like chinese glue

>>213653955
This u?
https://youtu.be/uTc4g6GMv68

>>213653961
Shut up spic, not reading all that

>>213653989
Literally just wear a flannel shirt and jeans that's what white american girl like anyway, thank you

yellow fever fags are so annoying. stop spamming your fake plastic waifu everywhere

>>213653988
Woah I didn’t know it released today
Guess ill upgrade

>>213653997
hoping my dick doesn't smell like chinese glue after fucking it

>>213654019
girls
why the fuck did I eat up the S? What the fuck fucking ESL, FUCK A DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you

>>213653955
Caps like that look trashy no matter how you wear them

>>213654019
Lmao maybe 12 years ago

>>213654026
Why does WMAF cause such seethe in people who are neither White nor Asian? Doesn't even affect you.

>yellow fever in current year
Mass migration has completely removed any sense of exoticism for foreign races in Canada. They’re just annoying, and not particularly attractive either.

you'll never feel the warmth of a bussy

>>213654060
Then what do they like? Neon yellow hoodie with light blue jeans?

>>213654061
white boys are for white women. WMAF is contributing to the genocide of the white race

>>213654060
STOMP CLAP HEY

want to buy my own place next year or year after that
im in my 30s already this is shit

>>213654073
I don't get why you faggots think east asian women look like the ones you see in jav or kpop stars, nevermind the fact that they're usually caked in make-up. Thank you

There's literally nothing wrong with stomp clay hey music :/

>>213654107
how tf did they used to build houses in iceland without trees

>>213654001
>>213654053
my brims are broken in because they're functional for shading my eyes and I need them to line up with my rifle sights when I'm sheepdawgin

>>213654107
Canada is impossible so I probably won’t be able to buy a house until I’m like 40 or 50

>>213654107
Damn unc you old af

>>213654089
Why’s your frame of reference for american dress stuck in 2012? That’s pure Abercrombie wear

>>213654061
They either idolize Asian women and seethe at white men for being the Asian woman's ideal, or they see Asian women as ugly bugs and are making fun of white men for settling

>>213654100
Holy fuck he is literally me when I was 17 what saved me was actually interacting with east asian women

>>213654119
Overhated genre that's been dead for ages, no idea why people keep bringing it up

CAN'T STOP LISTENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuiit-nmICU&list=RDcuiit-nmICU&start_radio=1

>>213654146
ktim in the latter case

>>213654132
Then what do zoomer men wear nowadays that appeals to white american girls?

I'm going to Asia in a few days lol

Joe Rogan is actually a pretty cool guy

>>213654124
People have been able to transport heavy shit forever, they brought 25 ton stones from the mountains of Wales to southeast England to build Stonehenge without the use of carts or wheels, they probably just sailed wood in from scandinavia

don't even get me started on hapas ugh... disgusting little things!

>>213654199
ideally there's another one of these for seething hapa chud shooters

>>213654196
Young men are wearing crop tops, huge shorts/pants, and crocs, plus labubu accessories

>>213654222
disney villain ass line

i can keep a secret :-)

more like crapas

>>213654226
>plus labubu accessories

I think this disqualifies them from being men.

>>213654226
You're jealous that this guy gets white teenage pussy, that he fucks

>>213654124
torfhús
>>213654129
it's so bad here too, even houses outside of the capital area have gotten so expensive

Helicopter Helicopter

>>213654226
Partial examples of the trends described

>>213654223
>Elliot took out 3 (three) Asian males with ease using only a knife
Crazy how even a hapa easily mogged Asians

>>213654283
this guy literally gets fucked in his asshole by strange men and probably has AIDS by now

>>213654314
what about the pedo stache? White girls dig it thank you

25 years old and live in a dense urban shithole and never heard of this labubu thing
saw Dubai chocolate at the liquor store though

I lived through silly bandz and fidget spinners, now the world has passed me by

>>213654322
VGH the white FAVSTIAN spirit of the hapa freak…

>>213654314
I dressed like this 20 years ago

need to shit

>>213654341
Zoomer trends are all retro fashion, they didn't make any new things

>>213654284
>torfhús
there's your answer then
don't you still have strong community bonds n shiet? you're an island of a few hundred thousand people, whatever happened to people coming together and helping a young man build his house

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

>>213654356
my mouth is wide open

Just read a summary of the Isla Vista shooting, christ that guy was a faggot loser smdh

A lot of girls find eyebrow piercings sexy but i have no idea why

I just BTFO'd an anon in another thread so bad that I kinda feel bad now

>>213654366
literally every white american girl bio "looking for a blue collared man with a moustache" fuck a fucking ducky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you

>>213654340
>Orders a triple vanilla latte from starbucks after triple killing 3 asians
>takes out 2 stacies and a latinx for seconds
Pure vril coursing through his veins, he's already in Valhalla

The only caveat I’ll add is that this is not actually on-trend, and actually behind the times to the extent that it’s a laughing stock now. People have already moved on

Labubu

>>213654387
/our incel/

rodge wasn't even ugly, could have got bitches if he wasn't such a sperg

>>213654284
Hello, Icelandic anon! We haven't seen you in a while. Did you have busy shifts in the factory?

gen alpha will start wearing 19th century clothes again, just you wait

>>213654387
It's wild what blonde pussy, or rather, the lackthereof can do to a person. He fucking snapped! He snapped harder than Jason's dad's condom when he came inside his mom's pussy! Thank you

>>213654447
Didn’t stomp clap hey already do that? Or was that more like 1910? Can’t remember

>>213654422
i would beat the shit out of someone dressed like this in public, not even because the style is so bad but because he actually thinks he has a right to unironically dress like that

>>213654387
fax no printer

>>213654445
that's so obviously not the same anon dummkopf

should i join a gooning discord server and jerk off with strangers on web cam?

>>213654469
>dummkopf
Dumb head?

Self dox, fuck it

>>213654469
Wait, why are there so many different Icelandic people on /int/? They only have about 300.000 people on their island.

>>213654485
wow very good, are you a germanic brazilian by chance??

>>213654480
sure

>>213654499
My cousin is white german she taught me some german thank you

>>213654438
even if he did get bitches he still wouldn’t be happy because he wasnt a tall white ayran chad

>>213654499
He's brown and constantly evading bans.

>>213654495
>09/11/01

>>213654496
cease your investigations

>>213654495
what kinda name is shoelace washingbeard

>ale avatarfags
>iceland appears a few seconds later
really makes you think

>>213654495
>sex: F
???

Elliot Rodger killed 4 men (5 if you include himself) and 2 women, yet foids made it all about the 2 women lol

>shoelace
lmao

>>213654565
He killed desirable chad white men

>>213654554
I like it when the mexican posts 2 posts at the same time, multiple times in a row. Like damn nigga we know that's (you) both times lol at least wait a while before doing it again

my clit is quite large and it makes me self conscious

>>213654579
west siiiiieeeeeed

excuse me but the Epstein client list isn’t current thing anymore we’re all talking about WNBA green dildos now

>>213654610
of chicago?

>>213654605
fuck off you aren't leduc

>>213654593
He only killed Asian males and a Latinx thoughbeit, only the females were White

Only 60 more years of wage-dom to go!

>>213654605
for me its my tits

maybe I'll just consoom to fill the void

>>213652742 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRIdua1gx-Y

Good always triumphs in the end.

If I had billions of dollars I'd do way more degen stuff than what Epstein did
If anything he was almost puritanical in his restraint

just cleaned my camera and now it takes pretty pictures again :)
gonna go incelwalk in town tomorrow to practice with it

>>213654649
Can we get some examples of what you'd do?

>>213654619
Didn't he realize he could've just asked out a bunch of blonde girls and eventually one would've said yes? Did he never study the binomial distribution or the law of large numbers? Thank you

>>213654615
of your mom's cunt

>>213654663
Nice try fed

Saars…

>>213654662
Can you post the pictures here?

>>213654641
That video was made by his political party

>>213654641
Why are BRICScels so cringe?

Brutal

>>213654649
such as
can you name some examples
can you list your intended activities as clearly and concisely as possible
and leave your name and address as a joke haha
my fellow anonymous poster from the United States

>>213654677
It's still funny to me that jeets shitting on Wasaga Beach has become international news, I still see foreigners referencing it lol

epstein never fucked kids

It’s fucking over.

>>213654677
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

>>213654721
b-but the tariffs were only gonna harm americans! drumpf doesn't understand what tariffs do!

>>213654707
este nao sou eu

our hero

>>213654721
its because jeets arent allowed to work anymore

Just shot a huge load after 2 weeks of nofap

Blow gays and doyers on tv. Love morning baseball

>>213654719
He was just trump's wingman

>>213654760
was it yellow

>>213654283
That’s the guy that wears that kind of stuff, nonanon

>>213654763
Didn’t know they had TVs in Ethiopia

>sit next to a coworker because feeling sociable for once
>she starts talking very loudly about other people she doesn't like in the office, especially talking bad about a specific girl
>talking very loud with her complaints about them, other people can definitely hear
>I just agree because I don't really care and not wanting to contradict her
>today the girl she was complaning about calls out to me when i arrive at work despite we never talk normally
>acts super extra overly friendly, like extremely
>her entire clique now all suddenly going out of their way to talk to me/be extra helpful towards me and stuff despite normally never interacting with any of them
I'm scared. Inb4 i get dragged into some pointless office politics warfare BS. This is why it's best to just avoid people in a work environment.

>>213654763
post black hand to prove you're not fk LARPing

>>213652914
>smokes
>short hair
>freckles filter
Pass.

>>213654753
Our media spent weeks saying Drumpf was dumb because tariffs are just taxes on Americans and was basically just dunking on the entire idea. Then Turdeau announced a bunch of counter-tariffs on America, suddenly it was like "FUCK YEAH ABOUT TIME WE PWNED DRUMPFY!!!". I always think modern politics are not made for anyone with a memory that lasts longer than a week.

>>213654816
it's not a filter and your grandmother had short hair and smoked you weenie ass faggot

>>213654813
she is craving for your dick, thank you

>>213654812
>>213654815
Jeff is rich and YES he is actually black

>>213652981
Oppression points. Being a tomboy means that the woke will call you a PickMe. Being nonbinary means that you're a queer, and that makes you have oppression points, along with being a political statement.

>>213654777
pearl white

mexicans love the joker
el guason, they call him

>>213654813
she is craving your dick, thank you

>>213654753
>>213654819
>Bernard notes that many of the report's details seem less reflective of tariff shock than of longer-term trends.

>"Manufacturing jobs were roughly unchanged, [with] the weakness coming from information, culture, and recreation, which had been fairing well recently, as well as construction," Bernard says. "Losses were also concentrated in Alberta and BC, while manufacturing-exposed Ontario and Quebec held steadier."

>>213654855
>bimbo lips
>thunder thighs
>tattoos over her entire arms
gross

>>213654832
No, my grandmas and mom had long hair.

>>213654849
what kind of rich is he...?

>>213654873
Honey, this is your average white american girl in 2025 you are not a drumpfy voter are you?

>>213654832
Oh, and that's clearly a different amount of freckles. In this picture, it's the natural freckles. Sorry, that you can't identify freckles filter.

On camera I look handsome but I'm the mirror I look retarded

>>213652753
>>213652753
Recycle

>>213654876
Not to be disrespectful but there's a 99.8% chance your grandmother had her hair held back in a ponytail while she sucked off a strange man in a bathroom stall after too many drinks.

>>213654855
It's actually wild how many 18-24 year old women are already completely bogged like this

>>213654813
Just play nice with them both and maybe next office party one will fuck you to get one over the other

>>213654873
Don't care luv me thicc bimbos

>>213654917
this is ecuador so it must be a latinx thing

>>213654905
Completely wrong. Both of my grandmas were super sheltered. My one grandma was too busy raising her nieces when her mother and aunty died in an accident. There was no time for her to do that. My other grandma was too busy farming.
Sorry that your grandmas were the town bikes.

>>213652778
i haven't had friends since middle school. i'm 33 now

any one else like the femoral triangle? or when you can see the separation of the femoral triangle from the quadricep medialis via the sartorius???? or when a girl has a meaty looking pes anserine bursitis??????? or cute hamstrings???? or when a girl stands up straight and you can the how defined her lateral quadricep is specifically on the lateral side of her thigh?????? or when she flexes her adductors when she spreads her legs?????

>>213655105
Serial killer post

>>213655105
Skinwalker detected