Thread 213654910

Girls edition
>>213652742

Why is Canada so corrupt?

>>213655144
Montreal is mafia country
Guess how much 1km of highway costs (don't Google it retard)

scratch n sniff

>>213656612
tell that to the kids at Columbine High

N

only fallout game ive played was fallout shelter ngl

WHAT A LIFE

>>213656698
only played new vegas and still haven't beaten it

>>213656668
tranny game

>>213656698
I played through new vegas several times
I played a couple hours of Fallout 4 and dropped it after seeing what soulless slop it was

I can’t play new Vegas anymore. I’ve played it so much that the game is just so borning to me
The only time I have fun with it now is if I play challenge runs like starting off dead money at level 1

>>213656708
Straight drop

>>213654910 (OP)
both of these are jewish btw

>>213656717
hello twitter tourist
you're probably too young to remember this, but new vegas used to have literal daily threads on /v/, and the fallout general on /vg/ rarely talked about anything else

got jerked off in the walmart vestibule

>>213655144
Every country is but whitey is better at cooking the books

Just jerked off a midget in a Walmart vestibule

need a slampig to plap

>>213656761
/v/ is a tranny board faggot

>>213656778
What happens when you cum?

>>213656760
CERTIFIED hood classic

Blog posting
Fiance works at Starbucks
Went to see her at work/ get coffee/ bring her meds this morning, her obese negress coworker was on register and was like audibly surprised when i said no syrup, only espresso and milk
I made a little joke about it later and she said she drinks all her stuff super sweet
Then got mad at me when i said "yea i bet"

I am the anti-(You) merchant. You don't get (You)s, I don't get (You)s, nobody gets (You)s.

>>213656778
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_row_phenomenon

>>213656771
Wow he's literally me (I have never had sex and I am horny and lonely)

>>213656791
I leave, obviously.

>>213656782
>everything I don't like is trannies
you are obsessed

>>213656782
Sent him flying

>>213656778
lost your mom's number?

>>213656804
bing bing wahoo!
cope

>>213656814
OK Jason that's enough

>>213656778
How come this memay died out?

the posters of /mex/ don't like anime

>>213656829
Based
>>213656832
I know

>>213656797
uhh it's genetic

>>213656824
dont EVER call me that gay retard again

>>213656827
Too real. Basically a depiction of ordinary life.

>>213656853
gay retard

>>213656791
The hormones make him fall for her

i like anime but talking about anime is inviting the transgenders and child molesters into a thread/community

Fallout New Vegas is pretty cool but if I had to pick a vidya to be isekaid into I'd choose Morrowind probably.

>>213656827
Probably because if you get to know some fat girls they're actually nice people and it makes anons feel guilty for just treating them like fuckmeat.

>>213656880
Sure now all of a sudden people are decent

>>213656880
Trvclear strike

>>213656899
People have always been decent Anon. There's always just a small cohort that encourages infighting and degenerate behaviour because it serves their (((interests))).

i really need some bitches

manga > anime

I'd gladly accept 100 million Indians and Africans if it meant the extermination of all overweight and obese people. I am a racist but holy fucking hell nobody makes my blood boil more than fat people.

Apparently when driving you breathe in a ton of microplastics from the vents, and other crap
Everything is polluted. eating, drinking, and breathing crap in 24/7

Fatties aren't good people, they are by definition bad people because they lack virtue.

fat "people" are subhuman and should be forced into labour camps for reeducation

Fuck. You. *Flips you off*

I was terrified of static on tv as a kid I thought samara was going to jump out of the tv set and kill me thank you

>>213656935
you realize most indians and africans turn into lardasses the second they move to North America and start consuming goyslop?

>>213656880
I thought it was a fun memay

>>213656940
many such cases

Should I spend a thousand dollars on prostitutes or nah?

>>213656956
me on the left

>>213656956
It's still funny, it can be two things at once.

>>213656969
yes

>>213656954
They will be exterminated too

jason is sexually attracted to Zohran Mamdani

fat people are like "I wouldn't trust a skinny chef" meanwhile they're eating cheetos and drinking mountain dew

I don't hate fatties but i don't understand how you get to that point
I only like eating large amounts when drunk. otherwise it's not even enjoyable

Waifu of the season

>>213656947
https://youtu.be/69NCvqt5_2g

so i'm just gay i guess

>>213656880
>>213656827
Wym there's a bunch of them in /x/ cursed images thread right now

>>213656935
Incidental exercise is not a thing in modern North America. This is why gym culture is so big. If people are moving constantly they don't get fat and have a 3d shape that isn't amorphous.

>>213656983
I have to now with those digits, especially since I wanted to 69 with them

>>213656985
How come Jason’s a white supremacist but also a leftist? How the hell does he square that?

>>213656880
I was almost going to be a plapper, but I called it off cause I just wasn’t attracted to her. I think if she lost weight she would have been cute

so jason got bullied out of the thread ... again ...

>>213656987
skinny boys make the best food. fat guys make candy bar casseroles on tiktok

take the stufferpill and find yourself a piggu to slam

dude'd

>>213657006
Just had some Ethiopian food (a fly landed on my plate and I ate it)

https://youtu.be/LZ6YKR6K_zU
https://youtu.be/LZ6YKR6K_zU
https://youtu.be/LZ6YKR6K_zU

Im a little attracted to chubby girls but I can't imagine cuddling with one at night. I'm basically the skinny back and my skinny arm wrapped all the way around her wouldnt feel very cute
>>213657051
This is gross

>>213657003
How do you get to date a slim, thin and fit american white girl?

>>213656987
aint no laws when youre sippin dew

>>213657065
It wasn't an insult.

>>213657051
plap pig

>>213657071
>the skinny back
Skinny wojak*

>>213657073
Stop posting this picture

I want China to take over the US like Red Dawn so I am by definition a Chinese supremacist.

>>213657072
went to this event downtown with my friends and they had food trucks everywhere, one of them being ethiopian. Was super expensive so I went to another, but they told me later the stuff they got sucked

>>213657097
Why? Does it trigger you?

hetero content always scares Jason out of the thread

New jak, whaddya think

>>213657034
jason is posting in this thread
>>213656875
>>213656933
>>213656997
>>213657059

>>213657080
In all seriousness the meme harambe restaurant is in my city and it's pretty good

N

>>213657106
hideously obese

>>213657101
Ethiopian food looks like poo on mouldy bread

>>213657121
o

>>213657119
jason doesn't do dude

shant be concerning myself with the opinions of homosexuals

>>213657105
No I just want to annoy you with stupid childish posts

Hate it when this happens

No one wants to see that shit, dawg

>>213657169
Jason goes to the mall and tries to ask a girl out on a date. What's the name of the fucking movie? Mission impossible, thank you

the latinx are fighting each other

>>213657158
The sheer amount of viscera fat coating her poor organs

i'm a 24 year old oldfag

>>213657175
we live in a society

>>213657184
I read this as daily humiliation ritual

I consume exclusively water, dairy, whey, and creatine. I am dying! But ain’t we all? When you really think about it, aren’t we all dying? It could be said, in a sense, that we are all dying. It could be argued that each of us is dying.

>>213657204
talmbout that gunt fuck

Since /dixie/ isn't active right now, can anyone here tell me if this is a guitar or a dulcimer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjkkTIS9eiA

Ugh
Should I make some amanita tea tonight

>>213657119
Only the fallout post is mine. I just woke up.

>>213657219
imagine the smell

rolling up a joint

>>213657231
We don't engage with separatists

>>213657242
Hi Jason make sure you convert to Christianity soon
And yes yes the circumcision verse from Luke I know

>>213657231
guitar played with a capo most likely

Is your refrigerator running?

>>213657260
It doesn't have legs

>>213657249
Oh yeah I let some nice ones fly, that’s for sure.

>>213657257
Catholicism is a shit religion just be protestant/lutheran as it's fucking germanic

only thing i like from trans of iron 4 is the ost
https://youtu.be/j6W3XczOLmU

>>213657242
you never sleep, faggot lsoer

>>213657260
Yes!

>>213657264
Well has it tried looking for them?

My dad is a chad yet I’m an incel

It's hard to imagine a person with a more loser-ish life trajectory than me
it's simply not possible

>>213657252
I just like the music, I don't care if it's Yankee or Southerner, if the music is good I'm all for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y07CQ1q5zxk

>>213657259
Alright, I thought it was dulcimer, but I know too little about the instrument to be sure

edibles are kicking in

>>213657295
Yes it is

odds i take another 4 week break
evens i stick around

Would people think that I'm successful if I become a city councillor?

Jason is going to become the next bill gates and you guys are going to be frothing from your mouths with jealousy

>>213657295
I accept that challenge, I've been drinking for the last 13 hours

>>213657290
And also both of my brothers are sex havers
My existence is a perfect example of why you should have multiple kids. If it was just me I would have doomed the bloodline

>>213657304
No it's not. You are a winner. I bet you fuck women regularly and do drugs and party together with your normie friends, unlike me

Meteor shower tonight

>>213657325
Are you the german-danish with brown hair and brown eyes?

>>213657332
OMG IT'S JUST LIKE ANIMAL CROSSING

>>213657304
>>213657305
Which one is goshcel

apparently public beatings of zoomers are on the rise, and i suspect Gen Alpha will be the most respectful generation since the early 1900s

>>213657257
I don't think Abraham ever existed and I find the entity Yahweh and the Abrahamists in the torah morally repugnant.

If there is a Gnostic explanation for this, and if Jesus was not a claimant to torah prophecy and (((Saul))) was running damage control, then I will be forgiven for doubting and rejecting Xtianity as it has been presented to me.

I denounce Yahweh
I denounce Abraham
I denounce Moses
I denounce Jesus of Nazareth
I denounce Saul of Tarsus
I denounce Mohammad
I denounce Joseph Smith
I denounce Vishnu

>>213657340
>tf gramp gonna d-ACK

>>213657333
Yeah? I mean my grandpa is German

>>213657340
>No dad at the table
Yikes

>>213657305
aight
>>213657339
goshy would be spamming xitter links and xitter screenshots. he cant help himself

>>213657340
looool

>>213657340
During COVID I went to a Safeway and a boomer was having a temper tantrum because of the whole stay 2m apart thing and when he went to his car I smacked his fucking head with a bottle of olive oil and ran away because he collapsed like a sack of potatoes and I was afraid he died
(I wore a mask and was unidentifiable)

>>213657368
Don’t leave we need a good Mexican poster

I want to be a cat influencer

>>213657366
Ich erinnere mich an dich
Wie gehts es ihnen? Gut brüdi?

eating kielbasa

>>213657376
Why would you get mad at a man protesting against unjust laws

>>213657376
definitely a real thing that happened for sure

T Hanks should be drinking some milk any minute now

I denounce peepee
I denounce poopoo
I denounce caca
I denounce doodoo

>>213657376
post hand

>>213657398
I was just mad at old people
>>213657404
Only a fool would take anything here as fact

>>213657377
ill check in later

Let’s not do the whole “4chan personalities” thing today, okay? Simping for the local “celebrities” is cringe and it ruins the thread.

Man, cats don't know (What?) what it's gon' be
Fuckin' with a nigga like me
D to the M to the X (X)
Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin' sex (uh) with the same sex (woo)
I show no love (yeah) to homo thugs (nah)
Empty out, reload, and blow more slugs (boom)
How you gonna explain fuckin' a man?
Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touchin' your hand (aight?)
I don't fuck with chumps (yeah)
For those that been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps (uh)
I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
Only know how to be one way, that's the dog (woo)
I know how to get down, know how to bite (bite)
Bark very little, but I know how to fight (fight)
I know how to chase a cat up in a tree
Man, I'll give y'all niggas the business for fuckin' with me
Is you crazy?

The funniest part of the Quran is when the Jews are jewishly asking Moses whether or not Allah will revive them on the last day, so Allah kills them with a lightning strike and brings them back to life as a flex.

>>213657408
are you the peepee poopoo poster?

Literally me

>>213657444
I suspect I am one of many.

ronaldinho soccer

>>213657455
there's only 1 peepee poopoo poster

>>213657455
We are legion.

>>213657398
Listening to old people freak out about things is just annoying
even when they're right, it's annoying
Screaming at some random worker doesn't change anything

Should I try absinthe

can the next new have an anime OP and not link the previous
thank you

These underpants are genuinely too tight around the crotch, the pocket for my bulge is not large enough. Is there a way to buy underpants that have larger bulge pockets in them so my dick isn't all squished up?

>>213657379
You want to influence cats?

>>213657386
Mate, my grandpa is German, my parents got divorced early, so I never learned German from him, and the German teacher we had in school was even worse. She was a substitute for our actual teacher, but didn't know the language. Point is, I don't understand a lick of German, I just listen to some of the music.
The closest I get to German is Jodle Birger and Ib Grønbech. Nobody understands Vendelbomål anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmvrs4NqRJ8

>>213657489
Hi queen spinny

ALSO waifu of the season

>>213657526
>generic anime girl 468354

>>213657533
>has a dream
>big boobas
>legs
>loves drinking
>cute voice

Cultures other than American should be annihilated/cleansed including euros

Seasonal animes are to low quality for me. I only watch god anime.

only 4 months until Christmas

lol remember when people were saying le heckin 200,000 people dead from covid? God I wish that were true

>>213657573
I feel the same, just everyone expect Danes should be removed.
If you ain't perpetually drunk in cheap pilsner you don't deserve to live

>>213657484
You should learn German since you're germanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMbglXvNQGE

>>213657580
you watch idolslop and isekai garbage, shut the fuck up

>>213657596
Nah, I hate Germany. I have a friend, and when we drive to the Netherlands to go on vacation he's adamant we try to stop as few times in Germany as possible, we don't want to fuel their economy. It's a terrible country, too much beucracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZOjKrMmlgo

Autism is a made up fake disease invented to push pharmaceuticals and make mega corps richer.

>>213657630
I've already told you this story, but the only danish person I've ever met was this girl who was a massive cunt

>>213657637
they don't prescribe medication for autism though

my butthole hurts after my date last night

kill me

we goonin or what

If I was running a concentration camp, I'd make sure it was diverse

>>213657656
But they do

anime girls are so cute
i with girls were real

Where's the anon who watches tenis just to lust over a woman's butt like a toddler?

>>213657674
such as

I didn't remember getting myself banned from /vpol/ until now for Otakuthon. Yet I have my 3-day pass.

>>213657654
You used to be in the /dixie/ threads? But yeah, some of our women can be total cunts, Denmark is a bit hit and miss. Either you meet people who don't give two shits about who you are and where you're from, and just want to drink and have a fun night, or you meet someone who hates everyone.

>>213657630
what do you think of german folk music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3Q9yjdmmY

>>213657668
Kinda defeats the point don't it?

i miss late-night ERPing with spinny

i miss late-night discos at the Ace Hardware store

>>213657708
>You used to be in the /dixie/ threads?
yes i was the germanboo usa-brazilian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJix9-0hhOc

>>213657709
I love German folk music, or any weird German music. I don't understand the what they're saying, but it does sound nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM

>>213657607
Isekai animes actually suck. LN adaptions cut too much content.

>>213657696
SSRIs and antipsychotics

>>213657753
They're singing about spring and that there are beautiful girls everywhere of about 17-18 years old. But isn't Danish really similar to German? You can't understand it? Thank you

>>213657735
Me too. Only she could make me shoot ropes

>>213657708
I don't know anything about Denmark. I just know this girl's name was Kata, Katarina

Just got suspended from CS2 for 14 days.

I berated my low IQ team lol

My main is unsuspended so I'm queued on that now.

>>213657770
they prescribe those for anything though

>>213657807
You deserve to be banned

>>213657800
>Katarina
That's a Greek name, and my mother's middle name

>>213657825
>my mother
Lol. Cute.

Bros I just had the perfect poop. One large push, one little push, three flushes
I took a shower after and I feel light as a feather, super motivated to do torso day
Just had to tell someone

>>213657813
including the "symptoms" of autism

>>213657841
thanks good job

i miss being a kid man. every day i wish i could go back and live one day in the fifth grade again, going to computer class, recess, playing soccer and drawing mechs with my friends

>>213657841
>three flushes

>>213657824
No, I think the childless millennial with a lisp who went to public school because he was an unplanned pregnancy and has the spatial IQ of a potato and goes 2-14 deserves to be banned.

The objective is to kill the enemy and not die. If you can't get a positive k/d you should play FIFA or minecraft.

White American men be pretending to be gay for attention on the internet

Jerked off while fantasizing about a girl fucking a horse

>>213657777
No it's not all that similar. We might have the same way we create words, like Krankenhausen is Sygehus in Danish, but we don't have the same rules in how words have genders and all that. In German you have der/die/das, in Danish you only have en/et and there's not really any hard rules for when you use either, it comes down to if you know the language good enough.

i have literally never enjoyed life, from childhood to now. i keep telling myself i'm going to an hero but i keep putting it off. desu i really wish i could get killed in a mass shooting, so that i don't have to do it myself.

>>213657880
Shut up Mexican

>>213657874
If you had a job and your coworker was an Abrahamist, would you bully him

I'm thinking of changing my name from Sanantha because that guy pointed out its jewish. I thought it was funny because it has man in it.

"abhorrent" is a funnier word than "horrendous " IMO.

Papa was a rodeo, Mama was a rock n roll band
I could play guitar and rope a steer before I learned to stand

just sneezed(twice)

>>213657841
You're country's name sounds like Nipple and your flag is weird

>Jason accidentally gave himself a Jewish tranny name
Lol. Freudian slip?

>>213657898
No, I'm a professional.

>>213657637
what would you say is wrong with jason then

>>213657895
Where do you live? Outside of a few majors cities all you need is a license foe a shotgun. Killing yourself is probably isn't something you really want to do though given how easy and painless it is for the avg American

>>213657886
Can you understand this:
Schön sind die Mädchen
Von siebzehn, achtzehn Jahr
Lore, Lore, Lore, Lore
Schöne Mädchen gibt es überall
Und kommt der Frühling so can you understand it? Thank you

>>213657923
Raised by a whore

Makes sense

My mom has a joosy poosy

"Katarina" has a nice ring to it, might be my new troon name idk

>>213657895
Me personally I enjoy being alive, even if you're alone and have no friends or family you can still have a laugh, you can listen to irreplaceable by Beyonce, you can get drunk, you can get high, you can stimulate your prostate, there are so many things you can do that make life enjoyable

>>213657943
gross

>>213657932
but how do we classify then treat the symptoms of his mental afflictions caused b y his being raised by a whore? thats the root of psychology, unfortunately overtaken by pharma. if there were fewer sacklers in the world and more freuds/aspergers (the doctor) then maybe it wouldnt have been

>>213657726
Concentration camp needn't have anything to do with race relations.

>>213657929
I think "Schön sind die Mädchen" is roughly sweet is the lady, and "Schöne Mädchen gibt es überall"
Has something to do with girls being best at something.

Like I said, my German is terrible. I have no need for it until now, most Germans I've spoken with are fairly young and do understand English, it's not the early 2000's anymore.

meaner than a concentration camp dog

I think its weird we all walk around pretending like we dont know that we all jerk off

im a fatass

>>213657987
it's private you primitive ape. We also walk around pretending we don't shit and pee

tired of rape

Come in to work this morning for weekend cruising job that involves highly important cruising down the freeway with the radio full blast. Assigned vehicle has a low tire. Get out the compressor to fill it. Find a screw puncture, screw still in. Nope. Report filed to fleet manager, go get spare vehicle. Around about six hours in the spare vehicle's check engine light comes on (thank you Ford motor company for your service). Somewhat less enjoyable cruising today. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.

>>213657987
Men do but most women don't finger themselves that often

cuddling with my dog

>>213657895
>>213657928
Have any of you looked into carbon monoxide poisoning using a charcoal burning oven? I'd like to think that you could leave one burning and just go to sleep, but I'm concerned about it going wrong and just leaving you with permanent brain damage, or giving you a hellish migraine while you suffocate in panic. I don't fully trust it like I do a gunshot, but it's so much cleaner and more accessible so I don't know.

>>213657974
>Schön sind die Mädchen
Beautiful are the girls
>Schöne Mädchen gibt es überall
Beautiful girls are everywhere

Germanic languages have some degree of similarity. Why don't you go to Munich for vacation? It's a really cool city

>>213658012
women goon more than men but us male gooners goon more than anyone so we balance it out
so youre wrong

>>213657998
How fat are we talking

please don't kill yourselves

you guys make such inappropriate posts and then wonder why spinster doesn't come around anymore

please do kill yourselves

>>213658014
white woman moment

>>213658004
>>213658022
160 pounds and 5'7

drinking milk

Just ragged in an online game

why dont canadians and mexicans hate and curbstomp americans? why havent americans been kicked out of /cum/?

>>213658035
If you lift weights/workout, that's not really that fat

Hey has anyone seen my sperm sample?

>>213658017
We do have a lot in common with German, but I don't want to put money in to their economy when I can go South Jutland. It might not be German, but at least I can get some pisswasser and get drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCP_njwhWPA

>>213658056
*wipes chin*
no

BEFORE I DIE, I'M TRYNA FUCK YOU, BABY
HOPEFULLY, WE DON'T HAVE NO BABIES
I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO BACK HOME
HOPEFULLY, I DON'T LEAVE YOU ON YOUR OWN

>>213657872
That is on the low end for me. A lot of the time it needs 5, to as many as 7 flushes
>>213657913
I'll grant you the first one, permutations of sounds do weird things when transferred over languages
The second one we're very proud about, see picrel from encyclopedia britannica

Post pictures of scary black men with yellow eyes

My mind is thoroughly Germanic. Aryanism courses through my brain every second I am systematizing and thinking of the glorious Reich
But my penis is I feel more Irish or Slavic or Nigger in nature. It acts impusively

I just googled "what animal is sid the sloth" bros I'm fucking cooked

>>213657928
I can get a shotgun pretty easily where I live. If they ask me what it's for, I'll probably just tell them I'm going to use it for hunting or some shit.
>how easy and painless it is for the avg American
it won't be that way for very long.

what job do you have?

>>213658131
That's my point. If you don't buy a cheap Walmart shotgun and ammo when you could quite easily it's because you don't really want to end it deep down

>>213658001
Based reply

Tried upgrading from Debian 12 to 13 and it fucked my system
Thankfully had a backup and it worked

>>213658109
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE
CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE
AND I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

about to goon but i'll keep this thread up and monitor it's progress

I hate living in commiefornia and I hate that we're about to have a woman governor

>>213658146
i'm currently unemployed

>>213658001
Good job reiterating what I said in an aggressive tone

I'm changing my name to Phoebe.

>>213658167
Lol zesty limp wrist reply. I hope you're a foid, then it would be cute

>>213658146
Unemployed, interview at the pizza place tommorow
Fml

>>213658149
>you don't really want to end it deep down
I would love to live a long and happy life, but that's just not possible for me. Whenever I think about becoming an hero, it feels like one of those things that no one wants to do, but everyone has to do sometimes, like getting your car's oil changed, or going to the dentist. I don't necessarily want to die, but I know that's it's the best option.

>>213658173
i love that for you sis

Foyb
>Captcha: PMRAT

>>213658173
Jason........
https://biblehub.com/romans/16-1.htm

>>213658188
Nah the Mexican is right. Turn of the baseball, sit back and enjoy a night with your favorite meal. Buy a good book.

>>213658176
Yes yes very tough and alpha on the internet

>>213658211
LOL ok anon you're cute. You won me over.

We're waiting

>>213658223
Broke your gimmick in two replies lol

>>213658121
this says a lot about our society

a gorillion brazilian crocadillians

>>213658252
>>213658252
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