Thread 213655018

poo snail

poo scream

enjoying a spot of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EVVKs6DQLo

poo snail probably has a happier life than me

>no edition
fucked it

i'm just not good at videogames

been listening to the bat out of hell trilogy
Meat Loaf is a lot better than Queen

>>213656868
what game?

how dangerous is the uk and france at the moment?

>>213656882
I can smell that you are from Christchurch

>>213656898
you get killed instantly these days

>>213656898
both are safe if you're a darkie

dances with wolves kinda sucks

Recalling my fall from grace

poo scream

>>213656898
Not really dangerous, just a lot of theft mostly from stores

>>213656914
is there a hierarchy? who eats who?

>>213656888
prefer not to say

gonna boot the up the old project zomboid, as it t'were

>>213656934
Albanians

>>213656868
any time i try playing a videogame it's just embarrassing

>>213656868
it's not about being goodstein, it's about having funberg

I prefer sleeping on my leather sofa than on my bed

>>213656939
i'm here to help, la :/

>>213656902
haha christchurch. love that place. Australians have a history with place

anyone who says the word "dude" should be raped to death

rorke, mate, your walking animation is chopped

i dont think i could play video games anymore (the last time was as a kid). they're too childish.

>scranning a poo right now lads
this is the average /brit/ post

I thought seed clouding and geo engineering was a conspiracy theory now they’re talking about it nonchalantly

>>213657008
someone said raping a poo earlier and I enjoyed it

Im poor

>>213657008
yes and?

>>213656989
Christchurch is awful mate and I’ve never met a good bloke from there

>>213657022
the conspiracy theory was that they were doing it before in secret not that it isn't possible

Millennials will know more about zoomer culture than they'll know about the culture of the generation that comes next
Does that make Millennials Zoomer adjuncts/associates?

>>213656868
I literally tried for over 10,000 hours to become good at competitive splatoon and could never get better than S rank

https://youtu.be/9Snn7iet5gY?t=249
'aving an impotent cry

AI is trying to seduce us

Have got a large bum but my gf has a small bum

>>213657022
are you fucking joking? cloud seeding (or "seed clouding" as you so clumsily put it) has been a thing for ages
it's used in places where there are droughts, they shoot silver particles into the clouds when the conditions are right
sometimes it's successful and sometimes it's not
no conspiracy, it's been openly used since the 1940s

Dude

>>213657026
I bet you did you vile rancid little freak

>>213657075
This new chatgpt 5 has a more formal tone which I prefer

>>213657067
thanks for this

smoking floor weed

>>213657085
Chem trails you doofus

>>213657116
wankard poosers built north america

>>213657068
crying over the drunkard who flicks his son's penis and then makes jokes about it on stage??

Had sex with a girl tonight
Did it twice actually

>>>/pol/512665062
>there are no bugs but somehow the entire food chain in the animal kingdom hasn't collapsed. Interesting

Don’t make me untie my durag

>>213657156
how big was her cock?

chem trails bro
seed clouding bro
dude it's real it's totally like for real dude they're clouding the seeds

goodnight /brit/ puppies :3

>>213657148
yea i'm sensitive like that

>>213657165
Has a vagina actually
Put my penis inside it

>>213657190
phwor

just ragequit tony hawk's 3

bragging about having sex on 4chan negates the proverbial sex

>>213657190
was she fat

had a dream where i went to the shops to give the newsagents a letter for some reason and then on the way back some youths stole my phone and went off on a bike and chased after them and then the bike crashed and i beat them up and took my phone back and called an ambulance for them on my phone i'd just recovered

who the fuck do i think i am like fucking superman
get a grip me

Sticking a guitar hero controller up my arsehole

>>213657162
many people are unable to understand that the levels of insect populations vary from year to year because of weather conditions and because they're so dull and dim they notice less insects one summer and suddenly think oh my god all the insects have disappeared and then when there are swarms of insects the next year they completely forget about it and when there are fewer insects the next year they think it's happening again
basically they're morons

>>213657168
Seed clouding is done by spraying chemicals into the sky

Oh no
Not me
I never posted coal

>>213657181
honestly I find a lot of the astrology stuff women go on about really interesting
probably because I played so much yugioh forbidden memories as a kid

>>213657211
She is chubby but has very big tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsiW3tyIFkc
yea, that's my jam

>>213657246
l enjoy this guys videos especially the sus rapper one

>>213657230
2/10

>>213657241
Good lad

>>213657258
let's die let's die let's die :)

>>213657239
she should've covered that tattoo up with makeup and they people wearing modern clothes at the end are SPOILING EVERYTHING

>>213657241
was she white

Whats your ideology?

Englishman
Scotsman
Ulsterman
Walesman

i need to dish out backshots

>>213657292
yolo

>>213657292
yoko and me

>>213657291
Shes native american/white

>>213657316
phwoar

Who's your hero?

>>213657292
Anarchist but not leftist
>>213657312
Good chune

the rorke situation is INSANE

>>213657335
Napoléon

>>213657299
the, as it were, lads

>>213657347
My EMPEROR

>>213657335
ME

watching AI nostalgia videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb3P0fuM1c&list=RDqwb3P0fuM1c&start_radio=1&rv=qsiW3tyIFkc
forget napoléon, feeling lacrimosr to SERGIO LEONE? THE GREATES DIRECTOR THAT EVER WAS

>>213657335
Goku

>>213657335
the guy who did the biggest poo in world history and now its on display in the viking museum

>>213657375
AND ENNIO OF COURSE

I always do the moral thing

i fancy ginger girls so much its unreal

>>213656963
you ex-military perchance?

>>213657335
Jesus

>>213657412
Holly roller be gone

>>213657409
cringe

>>213657409
he looks like asf here

>>213657393
No but I was divorced 12 years ago so I was sleeping on couches often.

>>213657365
obviously not what people looked like in 2000 is AI retarded?

>>213657412
was going to say this
christ's love is within me

>>213657425
screaming so he does

>>213657418
Im the worst sinner here

>>213657436
invest in a really comfy mattress to temp yourself back into bedberg, sleeping on sofas every night is no good for backstein

>>213657466
i hijacked that conversation btw i made that up about the divorce
im not him

>>213655018 (OP)
wtf is this real?

Catbergernstien has gotten inside my fridge!

mad how mentally ill i am

This toothbrush do be having artificial intelligence in it.

Anyone want to place bets on what that means

>>213657503
haha what is schlomocatowitz like

>>213657494
devious

ai toothbrush right up the fannois

got a yank gf who doesn't mind that i'm uncircumcised

>boot up projecct zomboid
>pick builder (easiest mode)
>start in a house with a handgun and a rifle
>still die within 10 mins of playing
fuck this game

>>213657509
I thought the right to protest was in the fundamentals of democracy. what did they do to get arrested? is supporting palestine arrestable in engerland?

all full of last night's pasta

reckon an electric toothbrush up your arse would go brazy

>>213657546
>is supporting palestine arrestable in engerland?
yes

>>213657546
Yes it is
Antisemitism is illegal in english speaking countries

well said mo

need to take a shower but i want to do a poo first but the poo isn't quite ready to come out yet

using ai chatbots to carry out my perverse fantasies

>>213657592
do you pee in the shower
i always pee in the shower

>>213657557
fuck that is grim.
>>213657560
not here. I can support palestine all i want and i can say fuck jews publicly and not get in legal trouble

How are the Australians doing today?

Morning team. Fucking feeling angry and vengeful today but surprisingly quite well rested despite only getting 4 hours sleep. Fuck working all these hours at ALDI I want to watch anime and play games etc

>>213657606
um

The free speech bastion of New Zealand

Guess /brit/ lost the "men's club" status.

>>213657609
of course, but if i've done a poo first then i've definitely also done a wee so that circumstance would be the exception

>>213657606
grok is the only one that doesn't tell me it isn't allowed to talk about sex
alas it is also very cringe

>>213657612
>I can support palestine all i want
No you can't
>i can say fuck jews publicly
No you can't
>not get in legal trouble
Yes you can

>>213657617
how many hours do you do at aldi per week, and what's your wage?

>>213657636
why do americans always try to teach me about my own country. I live here and know the laws

The punishment for antisemitism in the united states is the death penalty

>>213657648
You WILL be arrested for antisemitic thoughts, statements, or acts

>>213657648
he is extremely mentally ill just ignore him

on the subject of jews

love pissing on my feet

>>213657617
excellent dedication to the gimmick

>>213657676
is he pro-palestine?

Im pro israel

>>213657669
so now that you got it wrong you want to play it off as a gammick. not happening

>>213657643
It varies a lot. This week I'm doing 40, next week is 41. Usually it's around 20 and I get about £1500 for that (monthly).

fizzy raspberry grapefruit-ade

Im pro open borders and pro israel and pro ukraine

>>213657713
and 89 iq

>>213657702
remember when ebin locked you in a car on a random street?

new zealand does not have free speech, especially when it comes to publicly criticising religious groups

>>213657690
I was nothing-replying to the guy that said it wasn't what the year 2000 looked like.

>>213657695
See
>>213657725

>>213657725
yes we do. you ever heard of someone being arrested for it?

bag herb

the boys

Kaisereich is actually kinda shite

>>213657756
get on the kaiserredux

>>213657765
whats the difference?

bed time for me stayed up way too late haha but it's the weekend gotta live a little

anime

not happy with the little gimp kiwi coming here and posting awful webms and being a dickhead.

>>213657781
The night is in diapers

>>213657778
lots more content and more whacky stuff

I'm working all fucking day today as well team. Then back in tomorrow 6:00 am to 13:00 pm.

sooooo fucking funny when you see a nice car and then a fat bastard waddles out of it

>>213657796
how is that so funny

>>213657793
and then he introduced you to his parents as 'his not gay friend'

>>213657805
fat bastard

it can't go on can it

>>213657815
i asked for a reason, not your signature

>>213657588
Palestinians look like that

>>213657796
I am that fat bastard

>>213657588
Died of natural causes you antisemitic prick

>It's all I ever eat
t. OP

Listened in on atheists in their 'prop logic' class

>ah, yes, the law of identity. Its reach is unfailing. A simply cannot equal not A, you see, please consult the book with the magic squiggles

>>213657866
looks peng

Berg 1 and berg 2

>>213657900
Gray for sure

James Corden is a genius. Sketch show star, co-creator of Gavin and Stacey, host of The Brits, then pivots to talk show host in America, via being a stage actor. Carpool Karaoke is one of the best features on TV or internet.

>>213657555
there's only one way to find out

>>213657900
theyre looking a bit familiar
even got gay moustaches

>>213657951
Banned.

@diego is this true?

where is everyone

>>213657900
why has only one got a collar

>>213658026
evil

>>213658070
Shes got a collar now

What English accent(s) has someone pronouncing brother as bruvver?

I don't really know anything about beer if I'm being honest

Where did gingerpaedo go

got my knew knives and my new knife sharpener and my new frying pan coming today
and my new bowls

>>213658215
Corrrr

had a gut wrenching anxiety inducing dream about returning to my uni dorms

>>213658263
Watched this about a month ago. I'd give it 8/10

>>213658147
thats a large minority of people anywhere in england but most common amongst browns and londoners

rorke getting killed for being white

the tvbox delivery was rescheduled for tomorrow

>>213658279
Have you watched The Grey Zone?

>>213658428
No

Yes hi, is this Robert De Niro School for voice acting? No jk jk

Too far?

https://youtu.be/bB6M0itglcE?si=-si8beh0lAGeFhnw
It's up lads

every little thing that i say or do i'm hung up i'm hung up i'm hung up on you

>>213658431
Please stop posting he's been cancelled by the administration for substandard construction of water wells for poor african children which never actually happened.

want to smash their fucking disgusting faces in

get the right wing griter youtubers on

would bet my lofe on harrison webb being a jew

>>213658620
https://voca.ro/1kTszjOB24eN

holy shit sam hyde and riots in epping and political discourse on israel and internet censorship if you click this link you will see political things and also sexual things so listen to the end lads if you want to be a cool 4channer guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpAl29QrS4s

On the cans

>>213658758
lol

By cans i mean local IPAs btw

>>213658758
it's nice I listened to the whole thing

half a person at 1:02:50 really good by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34pp8RKhIWQ

Sheets reek of FISH. Because because I was eating Halibut in bed my nigga and then and then some of the Halibut slime kind of fell off of my plate and spilled into um my bedsheets I guess ha. OHHHHHHHHHH

>>213658954
he's a Zionist

morning lads, it poo snail dish it lush

embarrassed myself in another thread and just closed the tab and tried not to think about it

think I'll spend today auditing my porn folder

>>213659003
“I love this city [Tel Aviv]. The rest of the world does not like Israel well. But the people there are very generous and friendly. You should never judge a people by their government. It is very rare for the government to reflect the wishes of the people.”

war of the worlds isnt nearly as bad as everyone says it is. most screenlife movies are like that and some of them +90% scored. people seem desperate to force a gimmick from early internet days like when we were all laughing at room

why are you up so early on a sunday morning

got jurrasic world rebirth on

>>213659098
was drinking last night, never get a lot of sleep after that

War ah da worls n sheit

>>213659086

all those recent plane crashes were faked by AI as viral marketing for it. not even marketing. it's more accurate to say it was all part of the movie

*sits watching the thread*

Got the mr poppers penguins on

>>213659038
i cleaned my room today instead of asking my mum to do it. it really made me appreciate my mum

>>213659115
do you want to lie down? we can have a nice little nap?

>>213658431
fucking hell he actually has a channel called beast philanthropy with 28mill subs
literal antichrist

Feeling like a child might feel

>>213659204
um.... no

>>213659098
when you're old like me you dont need to sleep

Why did Britain chimp out in 1939?

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>>213659242
feeling a child are you

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I've lost count of how many firewood I carried into the shed today. it was either 250 or 350 (I stop counting after one hundred and start over for convenience and I forgot how any times I started over). fucking fuming, I need that for my daily effectiveness report.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Pondering a wank
>>213659358
Love your posts ivan

good morning lads

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

this film is SHIT

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

doing some horrific farts this morning, consumed nothing but booze and curry last night

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

shagging my 24 carrot gold dubai chocolate matcha labubu

Any Montenegrin Gypsy, heroin junkie, slaving on a Filipino ship near New Zealand in?

(You're welcome)

>>213659384
what fillum

Heading to the poo shop for an Emma Watson nutty cluster, anybody want owt?

they are getting the labubus right now

well i hope you're happy im awake

>>213659460
jurrasic world rebirth

Getting blacked

screaming at the telly when everyone calls chicken little a liar

>>213659558
not right is it

Want some good scran

what's on your pad today then /brit/?

Just had a big fart which was unmistakably taco bell, havent had taco bell in 3 days, mind you.

Conan the Barbarian and First Blood would be considered pretentious slow-paced a24 films if they came out today

how do l get over it?

>>213659654
>conan what is best in life?
To crush you enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JUzylbu-vXE

my life is over at 26 i am going to die

>>213659715
are abs looking peng

>>213659715
Man up
T. 25 shagger, dreamer

Poop comes out of that butt.

how long do you reckon tim has left? looks like he deteriorating quite badly. nhs is a death sentence

Got a job as an accountant lads

>>213659798
Skim me some off the top as well yeah lad?

>>213655018 (OP)
Henlo?

Howling looking at all the times FOY has been posted and for what reasons.

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/FOY/page/9/

>>213659798
grey your favourite colour too?

>>213659893
Which one is your favourite? :)

>>213659926
>>213659926
>>213659926
>>213659926
>>213659926

can we get a non zoomer polfag new?

I think janny should do something abou this

>>213656868
Taking part that counts mate

>>213659967
yes
>>213660007
>>213660007
>>213660007

>>213659922
When a Brit FOYs another Brit for using an Americanism.

errrrr. can we get errrrr a non yank non zoomer polfag new hold the jfs

bit early those

>>213660050
oh calm down