Thread 213659926

wanking to something unsavoury from the orient

>>213659926 (OP)
>Verifying your identity on jewtube
Grim

watching inflammatory right wing content on twitter now im really angry!!!!!

ANOTHER successful and enjoyable drink drive. Driven more miles high or drunk than sober by this point. Easy for an aryan bvll

Professional Fortnite player had a video surfacing of him saying racial slurs at 16 years old.

However, many doubted the legitimacy of the video, claiming that it looked "AI generated", citing how his hands looked strange, among other things.
However, the Fortnite pro took to X and apologized for it. Claiming that he was young when it happened and that he now understands that his words are deeply hurtful.

Upon running his apology through a program designed to detect AI, it was revealed that it was apology was AI-generated.

>>213660013
I used to do this. Really stupid.

>>213660013
you're repulsive

>>213660070
Views from the 6

>>213660065
Mfw driving directly into the high-beams of Paco Ramirez and his family of 6 at 80mph

>>213660013
wow ur a knob

Listen up naughty callers, i want u to give me a fair chance to speak to a different babestation babe that appears on tv, I want u naughty callers to let me have my 20 min call nearly each night to a different BS babe, u lot shouldn't cut me off in mid conversation

>>213660013
If anything, I drive better after a few drinks

prepraying for church

>>213660205
Which denomination x

hi lads

>>213660225
hi

>>213660013
GOATED

Hi lads. Anyone know any good far right protests I can attend today? thanks in advanced

>>213660104
HAHAHAHAHA

>>213660210
H-C A

>>213660244
um do you know the secret password

>>213660244
alri gchq

>>213660254
Wtf is that

microwaving the gfs labubus

>>213660271
high church anglican

>>213660274
great post

poo

limited edition rorke

i hate myself

my own family forsaken me

delete history

my own family foreskin me

i am a ratman

>>213660282
Based

>>213660357
me after a successful /sp/ archive wank

dont get how theres different chrisitanity when they all have the same bible

>>213660402
It's called SOVL us new-wordlers wouldn't understand

>>213659926 (OP)
THERE'S A NATURAL MYSTIC FLOWING
IN THE AIR
IF YOU LISTEN REALLY CAREFUL
YOU WILL HEAR
THIS COULD BE THE FIRST TRUMPET
MIGHT AS WELL BE THE LAST
MANY MORE WILL HAVE TO SUFFER
MANY MORE WILL HAVE TO DIE
DON'T ASK ME WHY

>>213660282
Just become a Catholic ffs

>>213660402
different races adapt it for themselves

leftypol smearing poo on the walls of his police cell after getting arrested yesterday

>>213660382
UM

>>213660433
Bob Marley r1BVLL trvke

>>213660434
>put the church's authority equal to the bible
yeah no

why cant you go for a job interview at an investment firm and put a microphone somewhere and get insider trading secrets

>>213660434
If your ancestors were Anglican, you should be a devout Anglican.
T. Not protestant

not a fan of this australian fella. comes across as a teenager

Spic Fuentes

>>213660521
That's nonsense

you will never be white charlie

>>213660530
im 18 yeha

>read thread on /sp/
>descends into full blown abrahamic shitflinging crusade

Burn all the religious texts. Flatten the temples. Total Thielist atheist takeover needed.

>>213660550
i think you will fit in better at sj party

chilling with the cats in the sun

>>213660539
I hate malaponte type jew-obsessed freaks but he is great and doing objectively good things

>>213660568
>Thielist
Cringe
>atheist
Based

>>213660569
been posting here longer than youve been alive sunshine

Confronting my unhealthy relationship with caffeine.

>>213660580
No idea what malaponte is

Deleted posts. Images only. Always.

>>213660604
erm

>>213660602
A white European man of Italian descent

right so can anyone tell explain the bug where you randomly stare off in the distance and it feels like you’ve shut off for a moment?

christianity
question my sanity
god don't talk to me
wish he'd walk with me
gay inherently
hate myself
i see
never gonna be
trad cath big d

do you enjoy christian movies?

In a pew, Sunday morning, he's alone in the light,
Cross round his neck, tryna hold on tight.
Whispers to the saints, eyes closed in prayer,
But the echo in his soul says no one’s there.

Raised on the Word, taught to believe,
But these cold nights got him beggin’ for reprieve.
No wife, no kids, no call from a friend,
Just the creak of the floorboards that never end.

Chuffed some peng scran on mumberg in the week

doing a poo, Sunday morning, he's alone in the light

>>213660671
That's the start of class consciousness

>>213660647
WELL AT LEAST HE'S NOT A NIGGER *throws milk at you*

>>213660721
err, no?

>>213660647
Scrma

>>213660580
same
they really ruin it for the rest of us

BBC

>>213660778
what about the british broadcasting corporation?

don't really mind jews
ive met a few and each one has been a little bit of a sociopath but they're okay most of the time
same goes for gays actually

can hear mum doing a big poo

>>213660789
he looks like asf here

>>213660805
Oh shut the fuck up leftypol
Too early for your bullshit

>>213660805
a knew someone who was like jew and they were also sociopathic but then again they were a woman so who knows

>>213660819
she fit?

At the pub last night some guy kept going on about all the drugs he'd been doing
How his nose was blocked because of coke last night
Come to think of it he was probably about 6'3
Interesting

>>213660822
LOL

>>213660805
I 100% respect jews, that is why I view them as the only worthwhile adversary. People who think they got so disproportionately powerful through cheating and such confuse me. We all cheated and continue to do so when we can

>>213660846
Nothing more boring than a druggy bragging about taking drugs

>>213660789
does that combat mission game he always fucking talks about actually play good or nah

jurassic world rebirth review: stupid and gay

>>213660858
good take
we are at fault for given them money and power in our country to begin with

LOL

>>213660880
it's fab

>>213660858
What about the chinese?

>>213660880
reckon that must’ve been very relatable to you then

>>213660880
>stupid and gay
sounds like my kind of film

I've just been done, not happy about this

drive uncle!!

>>213660921
any way to spin it, to respond?

“Το γαρ απρόσληπτον και αθεράπευτον.”

Or, for that which is not taken up (or assumed) is not healed.


“Ο δε ήνωται τω Θεώ, τούτο και σώζεται.

That which is united to God, that will be saved.

Εί ήμισυς έπταισεν ο ‘Αδάμ, ήμισυ και το προσειλημμένον και το σωζόμενον . Εί δε όλος, όλα τα γεννηθέντι ήνωται , και όλως σώζεται

If half of Adam fell, also half will be taken up and saved. But if all [of Adam], all of his nature will be united [to God], and all of it will be saved.

>>213660893
slave: "let me show you the cotton massa picked for me -- nothing. heh heh"

>>213660858
warmth-competance matrix

just fed my cat some grass

my oh my i have found you nigga
don't you run from me lil nigga

as an amerigolem let me explain why you shouldn't hate jews

>>213660980
>feed me meat you vegeterian cunt

China needs a fraction of its military power in the northeast to completely cook all of us and I no longer have faith in the United States to shoot the wide side of a barn. If they didn't insist on giving all of the budget to Israel. And also didn't get completely sacked in Iraq. And also insist on giving all of the budget to Ukraine. And also conscript men. And also to get involved in Iran and get completely sacked in 10 years.

Israel is now the world's leading military power and we're going to have to ask them politely if we want any hope.

This message brought to you by the voice of reason.

Should I go stick a big fat sausage in my gob?

>>213661037
stick it up your bum

Gfless for so long I became the gf

>>213661046
um

i will surprise you sometimes, ill come around

>>213661046
will never understand this bizarre troon pipeline

>>213661065
how many times have you said that, eh?

can't wait for my file posting ban to end so I could post porn

200 couches

Skipped church because I didn't want to get out of bed
Hearing the bells in the distance made me feel guilty

>>213661152
enjoy hell

>>213661152
Stop going to church, every religion is a lie

Might throw together a chickpea curry later.
Got all the fixings, just don't know if I can be arsed or not

every religion is true

>>213661174
Most tolerant Christian

top left is the only one who might be working class

>>213661152
Dangerous and downright stupid

>>213661213
this

>>213661233
very white
guess darkies get a free pass as always

How common is it to see kids in the UK wearing masks and balaclavas? See it a lot on Youtube.

>>213661279
very in london

>>213661233
I don't understand what's going on here.
Something a bit off with all of them though

Well that's blumbf shown

>>213661279
never ever seen it once in my life ever

>>213661276
I’m sorry but look at that posh cunt in the bottom left do not tell me he is working class

>>213661242
I'm Homer Simpson maxing

>>213661308
don't care, hate darkies more

How common is it to see kids in the UK wearing baklava?

>>213661302
how can anyone take this trashy pidgin speak seriously?

going to scran some brekkers then im off to gymtoil x

>brekkers
vile manchild

Any NatSocs in the house this morning?

Got the bacon egg and cheese burritos cooking at 2 AM

>>213661385
Lucky bastid.

>>213661347
It's Scottish vernacular

>>213661347
FOY

>>213661374
bitter incel

a filipino with a ned accent sounds fun

Pakistanis are not weird, Europeans are weird. Australian aboriginals ritually gang rape prepubescent girls, 30% of Africans in convenience surveys *admit* to having raped, Amerindians set records for child pregnancies, Gazan civilians came through the fences to join the raping

>>213661411
I'm aware, doesn't change the fact

>>213661480
Shut up you paki nonce

>>213661347
Trvke especially from a dink (chinky ching chong chinaman)

hello my cheeky little incels

labubu sex arse

>>213661496
i don't think you understood that post

>>213661496
idiot

>>213661504
hello mate :)

*starts shadow boxing in the middle of the thread*

wanking into a warm pot of yoghurt

it's Sunday night and some guy out there is cuddled up with his wife on the couch watching a movie with his kids on the adjacent couches, meanwhile I'm at work sick with the flu about to shovel shit. this is fucking bullshit

>>213661579
hope yog is okay

>>213661579
getting the kinder's breakfasts prepped early for tomorrow eh

pooing a screm nonce

>>213661601
:(

>>213661591
What do you do for toil?

>>213661531
>>213661548
sorry my bad

>>213661620
shovelling shit you illiterate yank bastard

>>213661620
not doxxing myself on a website full of schizos and feds

>>213661504
I'm not an incel, I'm just temporarily shagless

if you ever reply to an ONS survey they will aggressively pester you forever

these cunts are worse than the TV license people

>>213661657
a temporarily embarrassed shagger

lost hope

I am Weasel!

Might import an impoverished MAGA yokel to shovel my shit for me

>>213661695
holy fucking ktim

I are Baboon

drink driving is based AND red-pilled

^_^

Got another bacon egg cheese burrito going now at 2:20. First was lush

/brit/ supports landlords, 30+ year old virgins, drunk drivers, and jorts wearers

wanking to bananas in pyjamas

>>213661739
thank you for posting this <3

Scrombling a poo

gigantic african bean bag sized tits

schizo out front of woollies handed me this a5 piece of paper with ramblings all over it about the atom bombings of Japan and trump and stuff LOL

>>213661739
really good post

>>213661752
thank you for being so sweet

Going loopy

>>213661758
yesterday was 80 years since nagasaki

I just hope you know what you're doing

dis ah bombaclart thread ago piss mi off

3 slices (Canadian) bacon
3 eggs, scrambled. Add a pinch of salt while they are mixed and waiting
Shredded cheese of your choice
Big tortilla
Voila perfect scran

>>213661767
<3

personally I find the nagasaki blast more interesting even though it's often a literal afterthough in discussions of the Manhattan Project

Freak status?

>>213661776
Nice. What sort of music do you play lad?

>>213661843
go on

Babe, newest garyseconomics just dropped

almost out of VB. what the FUCK am I gonna do? the sobriety is gonna start hitting soon and im gonna go mental

I am indian and I think that zach snyder films are a boring pretentious nightmare.

>>213661843
i gave your mum the ol nagasaki blast last night mate

>>213661864
I like a lot of rock/punk, trying to learn this on Rocksmith atm
https://youtu.be/yQ7MNErsMGk?si=fNhUQMAW5UKHzZh_

Going to the country tomorrow for what will amount to probably a couple of hours work

Actually giddy with excitement at the prospect of spending the rest of the day drinking in a small pub

When did you realise White genocide is real? 2015 for me.

>>213661920
which country?

>>213661929
It's not white genocide, it's class genocide. Billionaires couldn't care less about the colour of your skin, they would use whatever race they need to eat the poor

>>213661929
umm never cause im a decent fucking human being rorkeypops x

>>213661849
PARLATE ITALIANO

gf walked in on me raping her labubus

>>213661869
well for one it was a plutonium implosion bomb which is closer to the standard design of modern nuclear weapons
the choice of nagasaki as a target is also strategically and historically interesting and reflects the actual logic of using nuclear weapons at the conclusion of the War in the Pacific

>>213661967
>it's the heckin class warfare brooooooo

too many aussies in this thread can you not?

>>213661977
fucking screaming at this godawful shitheap of a post

>>213661993
>Letting your racism obstruct facts
Low iq

>>213662009
yawn

>>213661919
>rock
Good to hear it. But yeah loop pedals are cool.

never felt and right, always up and down x

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSEFW2qvyFg

labubu hotglue compliation

killing all australians in one fowl swoop

Counterfeit labubus

>>213661967
How is replacing a poor person with a poor person a class genocide. There's still poor people.

laboobies

Follower of Jesus Christ, Palestinian-American, Political Conscipracy Theorist & Real Life Degen, Die Hard Flat Earther, LIVE EVERYDAY, join my discord nerds (;

>>213662030
I was going to buy the cheap one as my first loop pedal but found one of these on ebay used for the same price so I ordered it today, just saw a vid on how you can download backing track songs, convert them to WAV and upload them to the pedal so one stomp and you have an entire song ready to jam along to, pretty damn cool

>>213662022
bodied that FREAK

>>213662082
dumb fuck you belong in america

>>213661983
what was the logic?

music is for faggots. real chads listen to the voices in their heads

where does one obtain a fujoshi gf

>>213662119
i have one these, they're all good. All i need is a big guv distortion pedal, cry baby wah, tuner, loop. sometimes a delay but anything else is fag nu-male slop. get better at playing before caring about gear

>>213661929
>>213661993
>>213662082
you've made fools of yourselves once again

You know who The Hoobs are

remember all caps when you spell the mans name

>>213662159
time and place dog! i'll ZEEM you

>>213662133
basically to prove no jap was safe

>>213662179
ZONKED THAT GRONK

>>213662125
not an argument

>>213662082
they didn't think through their reply at all, they just automatically replace race with class in every discussion because the former is too uncomfortable. the person you replied to doesn't believe there's a "class genocide"

>>213661939
Suffolk

well that about wraps it up for /brit/

Too many Antipodeans in this thread for my liking

In a digital wasteland of chaos and clout, users battle for replies with nonsense, memes, and meaningless hot takes. /brit/ explores the absurdity of an online hive mind where every post screams for attention—and nothing really matters.

Doing a poo

When did you realise Antipodean genocide is real?

>>213662214
wonder what he's doing now

>>213662214
They're introducing laws to make RL shota porn illegal in the UK
Not entirely sure whether it isn't already here. We have funny rules about small breasts in porn.

>>213662226
and yet, here I remain. interesting...

gingers are the real aryans thats why they want to erase them in Hollywood movies

Getting raped

>>213662250
Really appreciate that BigJB21 knows to use the subjunctive mood
Posters here could learn a thing or two

>>213662157
I need to get a Digitech Drop pedal for songs with lower tunings because floating trem. Wish I had kept my cry baby wah

When did you realise Jewish genocide is real?

>>213662294
i play in c standard, sometimes b stand, dont need shit. just a decent guitar and a good player. playing always comes first.

>>213661149
did you know that if bill gate will pick up 50 gram butter stick it will be margarine

>>213662303
spent many a-evening as a young lad gooning to this show

>>213662303
ffs this show reminds me of my ex why did you have to post this

America is heading to a civil war.

fun fact: the anna creek cattle station in south australia is bigger than 49 countries

>>213662323
No it's not.
Be quiet.

>>213662324
fun fact: most people would rather visit those 49 countries than anna creek cattle station

>>213662320
was your ex 12 years old mate

>>213662303
>naur cleo, dont get nee tha wadda
was absolutely fuming when rikki got with zane

brainberg is screaming for nicotinestein

I want to smell Emma Watson’s flatulence.

>>213662346
at least one of those countries is england mate i think anna creek's got at least one visitor there alone

enjoying a brat summer's day

>>213662348
Nah but whenever she'd meet an Aussie she'd say "oh naur cleo"

beginning to think spending all day inside wanking isn't a practical use of my time

>>213662050
corr look at them go

I'm 40 years old in one month's time

hardly a communist but i do think you shouildn't be allowed to have even 1 billion let alone 100, 200 billion

no earthly need for such wealth, genuinely. there is nothing you can buy for 2 billion that you couldn't also buy if you had 1 billion

absurd really

The Summer hit Lush Life by Zara Larrson came out a decade ago

>>213662273
he's so cutie

gay coded post this

>>213662323
had to knock wood after seeing the rabies sticker thanks a lot :\

why is this website NOT BLOCKED YET FOR THEM

even my obscure little fourms with like 50 active people have had the british purged from them. What's your secret?

>>213662323
China had a communist revolution and now they make my poop emoji socks

>>213662406
>i'm not a X, but [X views]
classic

cool it with the anti/semetic remarks

>>213662471
it's an effective honeypot i think

>>213662406
>there is nothing you can buy for 2 billion that you couldn't also buy if you had 1 billion
what if i want 8 billion gumballs you fucking idiot

>>213662471
excuse you

>>213662406
truth nuke really no one is getting up to good stuff with that much money just nefarious business

>>213662125
Spastic stay in your povvo country

>>213662471
not telling~

I fear you're right my friend

>>213662498
dimwit fuckhead say what?

gay porn yeah yeah gay porn alright
lets all stroke our cocks.. alright!

You can employ millions of people with billions of dollars

argument crushed

these fucking rap snitches man, shit is bugged out

>>213662514
mong ranjeet

*farts*

The antipodeans are fighting again.

>>213660007
>>213660007
>>213660007

>>213662312
Dropping the tuning on a guitar with a double locking trem is a nightmare to adjust and re-adjust, would rather get a pedal that does it with a push of a button.

>>213662557
thanks ;)

>>213662557
Early mong

probs don't move just yet though ennit haha x

>>213662578
not early just old