Thread 213660007

squirrel edition

>>213660034
something deeply wrong with you

>>213660047
ONE! Nothing wrong with me...

>>213660066
rats are beautiful and so are squirrels

>>213660066
That would be based

>>213660066
Based. Grey bastards

>>213660078
Get all the local independent businesses closed down. Get the American chains in. Get the betting shops and paki take away in with garish neon signs.
Bring in the biomass

does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I don't know

>>213661410
The body is the mind and the mind is the body. There is no ghost in the machine for we are one

lets all stroke our cocks…. !!

>>213661460
wrong
we are spirits in the material world

Is it true that all men are created equal under BBC?

>>213662399
Have you settled down with a wife and kids yet?

>>213662516
>>213662579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oMB0cH-EsI

All porn is inherently cucky, no?

>>213660284
>Get all the local independent businesses closed down.
Local independent businesses are usually dogshit, more if they're Br'ish.

the green biomass

>>213662579
No public masturbating! Let's stroke each others instead.

>>213662633
it's just bad

>>213662574
>>213662574

Can hear church bells ringing again
Still not getting out of bed

>>213662680
cannot fathom being the sort of bore who posts banal autistic outer-/int/ discussions like this AND thinks it's worth linking in /brit/
your head. give it a wobble

hate australians, soulless bug of the antipodes. belong to america your dumb fuckwit arses gonna get beat. fuck the anzacs, shoulda left your grandads for dead the dumb cunts

i have just bought a piano off ebay looking forward to learning it

quite like Wolf Creek so I'm quite fond of Australians
if any of you did Wolf Creek i quite like it

>>213662719
fush and chups lmao

playing Donkey Kong Country :)

>>213662742
fucking poo nigger screaming

>>213662569
>locking trem
i mean thats your fault for buying a stupid guitar like that. got me a gibson les paul and never looked back

>>213662719
Where in India are your family from?

>>213662757
Okay boomer

>>213662755
roar

>>213662767
that the best you got? 'you come from india'. really? weak, australians cant even bant properly

watching finnish subliminals.. my dna is turning finnish…

>>213662708
cannot fathom being the sort of bore who posts banal autistic inner-/brit/ """discussions""" like katy posting, biomass posting, incel posting AND think it's worth doing day in day out around the clock
your clitty. it's leaking again

hate austrullians, soulless bug of the untipodes, belung to amirica

>>213662781
Are you not Indian though?

ERRRM there's too many fucking non-British flag posts

paddys be like "great crack"

>>213662789
That’s the kiwi done

jerked off to mlp animations
it is over

*pulls up my sleeves*
if you've got a problem with bruce you've got a problem with me
so whats it gonna be, do u want some or what

I am australian

>>213662788
yes because some random aussie is the one doing all that spamming that only ever appears under UK/euro flags
jog on you autistic freak

>>213662813
not gonna dignify this with a reply

Apparently there was a nazi march a few days ago, which I didn't know about until some seppos asked me about it. Why are they so politically charged?

I am British

chur bro youve gotta come see my new chully bun

>>213662850
>yes because some random aussie is the one doing all that spamming that only ever appears under UK/euro flags
err ackshually there was a fair few months where it was under an aussie flag too. so to date it's been brit flags, belgian & australian.

>>213662842
poo scream

>>213662851
alri Mongjeet

>>213662856
>>213662881
please for the love of fuck just make ONE good post
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's ALL i'm asking

I want to listen to split enz while somebody rubs my back

what scran should i get then lads

1 kiwi = 100 australians when it comes to a fight
truthnvke

>>213662914
french fry

>>213662914
2 french fires

>>213662916
if its a maori lad then yeah

Get her pooey farts up my nostrils
Get them sniffed and analyzed

>>213662906
got you

>french fries
FOY

>>213662962
you are irreparably, unfathomably, profoundly mentally ill

shall be gald when gen x references die. never cared about star wars, jurrasic park, indiana jones, ghost busters, star trek

still can't believe his name is oakley
how can you be on badness named oakley caesar su

>>213662978
mandem is clutching his pearls omdaaaaaaays

>>213662986
gen x gets away with murder when it comes to reddit slop culture
all that shit is their fault when you think about it, millennials are incredibly gay but they're only following what the previous gen left for them

>>213662914
shall be making a little trip to Popeyes later

>>213662943
was the faded orange dye growing out from drop dead fred? only just noticed that

there's a special place in hell for people like you, right next to child molesters and the sexy children who seduced them

I won't lie, I'm a bit relieved about the whole gen z stare thing
I used to think it was just because I was ugly

pakiwanking an cocknigger wogarse rn lads

>>213663031
was that film any good? I'm only really interested in it because of Cates

pope yes chicken

>>213663057
derivative

>>213663029
bit yankified
get some proper english food like a kebab

>>213663068
she's very cute in it especially with the short bob with bangs and he is very cute too... it is a cute movie and I love it and find it funny and moving also but maybe that's because I can relate to it in a certain way

I had unprotected sex with a chick in cardiff a couple months ago and my dick has been kinda itchy but I haven't seen a doctor about it
Thank you

>>213663089
never really liked the 'bab
don't get me wrong, a big tray of chips and meat is peng at 2am when you're pissed, but I would never ever pick it for a sober evening meal and no sane person would. That goes for any other slop from a paki place, especially the 'za

watching street trash (1987)

maybe.... maybe mi like dis likkle chud life

>>213663072
you're a derivative

DID YOU JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF HER BUM?

>>213663118
fuck that. I'll never have unprotected sex again unless it's with a girlfriend. I only cop bj's off girls and I check their lips for herpes first
stay safe out there x

any in between shags man in?

>flatmate moving out
>now have to find a new one without telling the others I'm explicitly filtering out any non whites

>>213662303
It's on youtube.
It's a Lewis plays captain save a hoe episode.

>>213663197
The best housemates I've had have been indians to be fair

any unwelcome people who have their own threads man in

i've been locked away in my enclosure for three months

indians hire indians

Can't beat a proper Italian wood fired pizza thoughbeit

>>213663227
… *raises paw*

>>213663220
Not buying this for a second
What was so good about them?

>>213662860
*checks flag*
Yeah nah

>>213663251
their hairy pooey arseholes

>>213662860
Me too pal

strimmer outside going BRHRHRERHDHHDHHHGH

then i gone all gay,
now i'm a believer

>>213663311
BBRRR BRRR DENG
BRRR BRRRR DENG

Unite the British diaspora and the Commonwealth Realms

simple as

>>213663336
massive tune

>>213663318
racismlad! not seen you for ages, had to assume you finally got the knock from the boys in blue

>>213663243
prefer New York style 'za myself

10 hours to waste before beddybyes

had about a right bloody gutfull

I am not British
I am better than British
They banished my ancestors to the other side of the world because they could not handle our power

>>213663375
Can tell Farage is going to get in and then not do anything

odious little freakcel I am in my evil little smelly incel lair

>>213663375
>Your party exclusively winning Muslim seats

>>213663375
who tf is still voting tory

>>213663354
New York style is good too.
Roman is underrated
Love those places where you can get a few different slices from the counter
We should have that here

>>213663399
You've got it all worked out, haven't you? You see through the whole charade, don't you?

making a song
going to go into my car with my gaming mic and record the singing because im shy and dont want anyone hearing

>>213663350
newfaggy to assume any old display of racism from an australian is THE racismlad

>>213663375
Election's not for 3 years.
Reform is going to go just the way of UKIP and Brexit.

>>213663415
It's just a load of islamists latching onto leftypol to get their foot in the door, leftypol too stupid to realise of course

>>213663421
That's me big brain like that

>>213663420
We have a chain that's sort of a cross between this and paki pizza

reform literally just have to do nothing and theyll win but the party will implode by then

>>213663451
lmao get a clue

*raises gun to leftypols head*
never stood a chance

>>213663455
They've already tried it and been reasonably successful doing it via the greens

Who's put 50p in Bruce this morning

>>213663491
*dropkicks you*

>votes for a party that says they'll stop mass migration
>they bring in more migrants

>>213660078
This would radicalise even plebdit

>>213663455
Zarah Sultana is not an Islamist
she's one of those weird western leftist muslims who cries about Islamophobia but ignores all the doctrines of Islam

>>213662986
>>213663021
Yes as opposed to Kai cenat, kpop and zakir naik

Samosatoil

>>213663542
kai cenat is the modern day shakesphere

>>213663523
For me it's the bbw on the top right.

But I'm a sexless headcase so my opinion isnt worth much.

not sure what to have for lunch

who's excited for one piece season 2?

nothing to smile about in my fat gay balding broke retarded ugly pervert freak irredeemable incel life

my go to snack as of late has been air fryer roasted garlic heads
gfwitz says I have to stop as it's making me and the flat reek of garlic

>>213663590
poo

got my labubu chastity cage on

>>213663588
you're dumb; she's a lesbian

>>213663636
Possible but Brighton Pride is mostly just straight people who want a street party piss up with some rainbow bunting and glitter. It stopped being explicitly LGBT years ago.

>>213663590
Download the app, lad. The scrandem will sort you out

*starts vomiting a foul smelling jet black ooze all over the thread*

>>213663511
there is no alternative to immigration
what don't you understand about collapsing birth rates?

got the teletubbies on

>>213663420
theres a place in Glasgow that does pizza by the slice or a whole ny pizza. Its good have never tried actual NY pizza but the american i was with said it was similar.

>>213663669
may I suggest the show with the talking dogs in brisvegas

won two lucky dips

fell in love with a lesbian once upon a midnight dreary

>>213663658
getting a wallaby burger and chips from hungry Jack's off menulog

>>213663570
illuminati shite

>>213663682
We have two pizza by the slice places here, but they are New York style, not the Roman square style
New York is similar to Neapolitan, but with a super thin crispy base, and sold in big slices usually instead of whole pizzas

>>213663664
go back from whence you came demon

>>213663664
would rather the British population died out as native than it turn into an African diaspora paki deliveroo shithole

>>213663669
Teletubbyland is a perfect fit for the bright, modern optimism of Blair’s New Labour: a clean, modern, aspirational world of universal abundance, where there is no longer any need for conflict or unhappiness because technology will deliver for all.

It’s pure Third Way. Teletubbyland is tidy, hygienic and futuristic, but not cold or forbidding. Bunnies roam around nibbling the lush grass and flowers, while the Teletubbies themselves live in a structure worthy of Grand Designs (launched two years after Teletubbies): a grass-roofed eco-home built into the hillside, filled with smart gadgets that cater to their every need.

Like good citizens of the End of History, the Teletubbies potter about this bright vision of what Aaron Bastani called “fully automated luxury communism” on short, directionless adventures. Their basic needs are met by automation, including a robot that cleans, another that makes food, and speakerphones that provide structure to their lives by emerging from the ground to announce what the Teletubbies will do next.

When they aren’t pursuing these mini-quests, they interact playfully with one another or consume short videos from human world, broadcast to them via a windmill-like aerial. This is picked up by the antennae that appear to be organic parts of their bodies, causing them to writhe in delight, and the images appear on screens embedded into their abdomens.

Everything in this aimless, media-loving, robot-tended cyborg existence is overseen by the most benign imaginable surveillance device: a baby’s face, smiling and gurgling inside the warm, life-giving sun. It’s a vivid picture of a population contained within a heavily controlled environment structured around meeting their needs, where activity is mostly consumption-oriented and pre-programmed by third parties.

kek

I have a 5'5 inch penis

his wife is with child

unc said 'captain save a hoe'. im creasing rn ong

>>213663716
did somebody say... beveragino?

>>213663716
i'll fucking kill you

>>213663636
Lesbians aren't real
>>213663664
If something is unsustainable, then it should collapse. When a tree falls you don't try and put it back with staples, you let it fall, it rots and new life grows from it. Faggot

>>213663746
wearing my serious hat:
why do you find crime funny. you should sort yourself out asap

>>213663745
yea thats mad
used to go mental for the tubby custard me

MAKE IT STOP

kin ell it not ri

>>213663782
>When a tree falls you don't try and put it back with staples
Actually they do this a lot with old oak trees that have historical value.

>>213663791
eryting not gwan be irie?

>>213663732
i do not want to move back to my home town but my parents made me move to the shithole i'm in

>>213663506
SENT THAT FREAK FLYING

mum still hides the chocolate from me
I'm 36 ffs

>>213663806
Is our current culture something that has value?

Id get it if you meant this.
>>213660078

But not watching Africans kick a ball around, getting obese and letting your daughter push around other Africans in a pram.

>>213663622
ktim

>>213663789
haha yes get in

Greta eternally on the ropes

just seen a freak fly past my house

>>213663861
I'm just saying your analogy is a bad one since they do literally staple old trees together to keep them alive.

>>213663789
love it

brit more like shit

playing baldurs gate 3 don't like the orc woman or the gay vampire

got this one fella who keeps pulling my mail out of my mail box and spreading it across my lawn. No idea why he's doing it but it's been happening for weeks now

Roll up, roll up, tonight is a night
Freddie Frost gives his last will live on stage
Roll up, roll up for the show of a lifetime
Doors open a quarter to eight

>>213663603
brave

>>213663523
They are undercover and when opportunity arises where they will not see repercussions they will take that to push islamic ideals. You see it a lot with small hat tribe. They're 'normal' as in super lefty status quo nonsense but suddenly they'll flip on an issue 180 degrees and backstab everyone when it's time.

>>213663879
can physically feel the autism radiating from this post right now

^3^

>>213663474
and what clue is that then

>>213663879
Only ones with value.

The vast majority, like pines, do not. Because they are worthless. Kind of like replying to this post.

>>213663909
Muslims aren't intelligent enough to be subversive and secretive like Jews

canny remember aiyanks old catchphrase

didn't know the only based ex-reform mp had started his own party (restore)

>>213663947
what about advance?

want to take up smoking marijuana as a hobby for a brief period, but I don't want to damage the ol' lungbergs

got a willy stuck up my bum

>>213663963
hadn't heard of that either
looks dead in the water
restore might actually pick up steam

kill jester

>>213663943
this is my world today? this is my life today?

so whats meant to happen exactly when the population drops thats so bad they have to import 10 billion people to prevent it

saw a boomer lady at the shop having it out with a wagie, whining that they didn't have any fairtrade bananas left

how about you just buy any other banana you fucking daft cow. I'm sure Mr Umbongo the banana farmer is all set if all the fairtrade bananas for the day have already been bought so maybe this once you can treat yourself to a slavetrade banana

>>213663969
smoking is yuck get some wead gummies

>>213663995
based concientioues boomer

gymtoil complete

was feeling a bit ropey after last nights shenanigans but i forced myself to go and now i feel better for it

>>213664020
where from?

>>213663995
lol

>>213663995
must be tough working retail nowadays as people are much angrier than they used to be

>>213664032
weed shop

>>213664032
i have some inside my arse, feel free to help yourself x

>>213664046
don't have any here in aus mate, that's illegal

weed shop puttin the weed man out of business it not ri

>>213664054
Lush

>>213664054
leftypol dropping to his knee, fist pumped high in the air, in awe of this beautiful Black culture

kobbie menulog

>>213663995
My bananas were picked by backpackers in QLD

>>213664054
get them imported, now!

>>213664076
If you want to do something useful, post them in the nig propaganda threads on b and gif

>>213664046
Take off the vpn cody

I unironically think we're in the last days of the internet. In 5 years it's going to be completely locked down behind digital ID systems, paywalls, etc.

How do we counter this? I've seen people on /g/ talk about things like I2P. Usenet is still active apparently although I never used it.

>>213664096
i'm tyred wobbie

>>213663991
It's largely to do with what happens when people get too old to work but aren't dead yet. Essentially if you have millions of elderly people who can't do anything productive, they need to be supported by a population coming up behind them that's greater than themselves.

When I say supported I don't just mean financially but literally anything you can think of that needs doing: road workers, shop workers, plumbers, labourers, medics etc, anyone whose services are required for a functioning society. Your giant population of elderly people need these people to continue living. The 80 and 90 year olds can maintain the roads and run the hospitals and the supermarket supply chains.

To use a toy example, a population of 10 people can't support a population of 1,000. There's just not enough labour to go around to make things work.

summoning pasta with sausages

Mental how people can watch gore and not feel disgusted. Scary how lost some people are that they feel delight in viewing such dribble

how mentally unwell must you be to spam gore in threads. what awful trauma must happen to compel someone to do this. very bizarre

>>213664111
don't know how i'll cope without content like this >>213664114

gore spam is it?
groundbreaking stuff

>>213663991
Growing the population is an easy way to service government debt and borrow more. Obviously it's not sustainable but politicians only care about the next election.

maybe it's true that shagging makes you look older. like that woman who shagged a thousand blokes a day. i'm a virgin and i look young, so maybe it drains your life force or something.

got tailgated by the same cunt in an audi a4 twice within about half an hour
probably a jeet

>>213664153
Post the gay chinese one

gingernonce mate i know you were touched as a child but it doesnt mean you have to act like this

>>213664194
he just hops around on different vpns

>>213664171
this is true. im a virgin and i look young as hell

Jarvis, activate the filter that revokes yank video permissions within /brit/:

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-us):if(.fileText:has-text(/webm|mp4/)):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

got rorke on the ropes

>>213664180
Africa really is a libertarian paradise, shoot who you want, fuck who you want (not gay), but what you want, drive where you want.

Eat a zebra. Why the fuck do these cunts want to move here?

based GORE CHAD, stay goated king

the public opinion on jews is shifting, do you think normalfags are going to start getting behind the idea/conspiracy that jews are scheming against the west or are we still far from that?

taking food recs
something ricey

>>213664107
lol nz doesn’t have them?

>>213664258
insufferable virgin

get them fed
get them wanked
and get them tortured and dismembered

I hope hell is real and Satan makes gore posters go through the torture they post

>>213664256
Bharat pumba he

>>213664281
the famed cronem zeld is going on about

>>213664177
Tow bar 'em

Once brake checked an undercover police car

get all these poor blokes on the nhs before its too late

good thread

>>213664272
Weed isn’t available for public consumption in aus or nz. The only acception is a medical marijuana license but it’s expensive as it has to be imported as it is illegal to grow it here.

do keep in mind this cunt is literally around 40 and spamming gore like a troubled 16 year old in 2006

Can you post more gay themed ones

Asking for a friend

looks like somebody got banned and now he's having a little piss fit

need to get an early night tonight, only had 3 hours sleep last night

it's unclear how I'm not falling asleep right this second

leftypol's nan

>>213664320
actually funny post

>>213664333
think he just means smoke shops in general

either that or it's a retard raid
either way great stuff
great use of your time

>>213664374
I wasn't gonna fap today, but ahhh well here we go

>>213664391
I meant rekt

>>213664391
hot

>>213664391
whats wrong with his nob

most normal yank

always get the urge to play runescape again but when it comes down to it I just cba

>>213664388
What smoke shops? It’s illegal to sell cannabis commercially here.

>>213664391
i'm coooooooooooming

>>213664374
Just shag a woman at this point. Lad's built like a girl

watching this goldbound series on youtube it’s kino hes farming gold in classic wow

ONLINE SAFETY ACT Where are you??? Help ME!

im so fucking smelly its unreal

crodies on suicide watch

Running out of gore and having to open your mixed race gay porn file is crazy work

>>213664432
Ake on the rebound

>>213664428
are you seriously telling me nz doesnt have weed shops like aus thought you guys loved that sort of thing

>>213664428
smoke shop = tobacco/vape shop that also sells weed paraphernalia, thought this was common knowledge lad

downloaded fruityloops and dunno what to do

>>213664458
Are you not a bit worried about std if you're having gay/tranny sex?

>>213664454
lmao

>>213664458
how can a man possibly look at this and still be straight
just dont get it

>>213664424
eventually everyone accepts that you can't recapture the magic of games you enjoyed in your youth. It was less the games themselves than the fact you were like 11 years old

>>213664507
mate

>>213664458
>timmytales
KEK

time for a spot of luncheon

>>213664510
Well Pokémon is too slow for the speed we do things now.

Not sure Zelda

But if can't even sit through films now then old games nevermind

>>213664470
We love weed and it’s easy to get but it’s not legal to sell commercially because we voted to let the gangs keep the money
>>213664470
They don’t sell gummies or any weed though. They used to sell synthetics (way worse for you) and Chinese party pills (diabolically bad for you) when I was young

>>213664424
Do something afk where you click once every 2 minutes and your guy does something
You get free dopamine after a day of brit posting

hmm

poo

pee