Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:30:06 AM
No.213661938
>>213661960
>>213661990
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>>213662188
8/10/2025, 11:30:06 AM
No.213661938
>>213661960
>>213661990
>>213662028
>>213662099
>>213662131
>>213662141
>>213662188
Goldstein Studios Presents...
A BLACKED.COM Production...
With generous support from the State Committee for Cinematography...
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
>"In a world... where the BNWO reigns supreme... one man stands alone."
[Cut to CHUDJAK, a scrawny white dude in a wifebeater, doing curls with a 5lb dumbbell.]
>CHUDJAK (grunting): "Not on my watch, Tyrone..."
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
[TYRONE, a 7-foot-tall BBC-wielding supervillain, laughs as the GLOBAL REDDIT POLICE FORCE and 2ASLGBTQIA+ SECRET POLICE enforce mandatory BLACKED.COM subscriptions.]
>TYRONE: "It's ova, cracka. The Queen of Spades has spoken."
[Cut to COBSON, Tyrone's cuck henchman, cheering as his PAWG wife gets BLACKED.]
>"With the ARYAN BROTHERHOOD in shambles... and DEREK CHAUVIN locked up in BNWO prison... only CHUDJAK can save us."
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
[Chudjak's sidekick, MYMY (his Dutch-Japanese wife), whispers in anime voice:] "We must fight... for BWC and instant ramen..."
[Montage of Chudjak dodging BBC drones, George Floyd worship altars, and rainbow missiles from Troonjak's trans flag colored AH-69 ATT-ACK choppxer"]
>"This summer... witness the ultimate showdown..."
[Chudjak and Tyrone clash in slow-mo as "Careless Whisper" plays. Explosions. A24-style bone-chilling KINO.]
>TYRONE: "You'll never win, snowflake."
>CHUDJAK (smirking): "You will always be a nigger."
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
[Fade to BLACKED.COM logo. Post-credit scene: Cobson is BLACKED in IMAX 70mm.]
>RATED PG13
>"Goldstein Studios' greatest masterpiece since 'Skinamarink 2: BBC Boogaloo'" - The New Yorker
>"The 'Citizen Kane' of our time." - The Guardian
>"The movie made me question my race, sexuality, & life choices. 10/10."* - Variety
A BLACKED.COM Production...
With generous support from the State Committee for Cinematography...
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
>"In a world... where the BNWO reigns supreme... one man stands alone."
[Cut to CHUDJAK, a scrawny white dude in a wifebeater, doing curls with a 5lb dumbbell.]
>CHUDJAK (grunting): "Not on my watch, Tyrone..."
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
[TYRONE, a 7-foot-tall BBC-wielding supervillain, laughs as the GLOBAL REDDIT POLICE FORCE and 2ASLGBTQIA+ SECRET POLICE enforce mandatory BLACKED.COM subscriptions.]
>TYRONE: "It's ova, cracka. The Queen of Spades has spoken."
[Cut to COBSON, Tyrone's cuck henchman, cheering as his PAWG wife gets BLACKED.]
>"With the ARYAN BROTHERHOOD in shambles... and DEREK CHAUVIN locked up in BNWO prison... only CHUDJAK can save us."
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
[Chudjak's sidekick, MYMY (his Dutch-Japanese wife), whispers in anime voice:] "We must fight... for BWC and instant ramen..."
[Montage of Chudjak dodging BBC drones, George Floyd worship altars, and rainbow missiles from Troonjak's trans flag colored AH-69 ATT-ACK choppxer"]
>"This summer... witness the ultimate showdown..."
[Chudjak and Tyrone clash in slow-mo as "Careless Whisper" plays. Explosions. A24-style bone-chilling KINO.]
>TYRONE: "You'll never win, snowflake."
>CHUDJAK (smirking): "You will always be a nigger."
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
[Fade to BLACKED.COM logo. Post-credit scene: Cobson is BLACKED in IMAX 70mm.]
>RATED PG13
>"Goldstein Studios' greatest masterpiece since 'Skinamarink 2: BBC Boogaloo'" - The New Yorker
>"The 'Citizen Kane' of our time." - The Guardian
>"The movie made me question my race, sexuality, & life choices. 10/10."* - Variety
