Thread 213666100

>be my dad
>50-something, proud turk (but has never lived there)
>his first son (my brother) marries a tongan
>they have kids. the kids physically look tongan
>kids are also more involved with their mum's family and so they naturally identify as tongan
>my dad struggles to cope with the fact his grandkids aren't turks

so what does he do?

>"tongans are actually turkish"
>builds an entire fake lore: "after the ottomans reached indonesia, they actually sailed through the pacific islands and taught them islam and turkish culture"
>"the islanders were proud turks for centuries until the evil west forcefully colonised them to christianity and wiped out all knowledge of their turkish identity"
>completely believes his own lie
>keeps telling his tongan grandkids this story every time he sees them

i wish i was making this shit up

>i wish i was making this shit up
Good news, you are.

>>213666100 (OP)
>half turk
>half tongan
Dios Mio

>>213666207
Whiter than the average Brit in 2025

I believe you.

>>213666100 (OP)
how big is she?

isn't tonga where australian criminals get dumped? is he a convict/ex-con

>Tongan
you what's funny is that half Tongan kids probably looks more like a actual turk then you or your dad also you and your retard dad need to fuck off back home how the fuck are you wogs in Australia yet one of the poorest migrant groups the fucking Croats and albanians are richer then you lad

>>213666291
yep, islander culture for whatever reason is very strong so even if its your mother side the islander will take precedent over your fathers one

>>213666245
she's actually underweight. very rare!
>>213666291
you mean offshore detention centres? no, they're in Naura and PNG
>>213666412
idk, my grandpa literally moved here cos he was a gambler falling to debt and a lot of trouble with the government. he figured australia was as the furthest place e could run where nobody would follow him. wouldn't be surprised if a lot of other turks here have the same backstory and that's why we're all retarded.

>>213666683
do you live with any lebs it seems the part of most turks here having similar backstories seems to be true i heard you guys have basically been absorbed into their culture here

>>213666100 (OP)
Tf is a tonga?

>>213666100 (OP)
What the fuck is a tongan? Is that like a special Indian type of boomerang?

>>213666291
we don't dump criminals overseas, only unprocessed asylum seekers.
however there are a lot of tongans that get deported and go back to tonga even if they have lived in overseas for most their life

>>213666683
>my grandpa literally moved here cos he was a gambler falling to debt and a lot of trouble with the government. he figured australia was as the furthest place e could run where nobody would follow him.
Honorary Australian

>>213666960
think samoan

>>213666865
>>213666960
polynesian island. see picrel.
>>213666741
ye ik some turks assimilate themselves into leb communities, but my parents hate arabs so we never hung around them. me and my family have normal aussie accents, not that "wallahi cuz" superwog kind.
>>213667013
never saw it that way, good one kek

>>213666100 (OP)
>turdish
>togan

what kind of creature are you trying to create?

>>213666100 (OP)
i dont see anything weird from your dads attitude. your dad just acts like turkish state. we are greek, armenian, arab, balkan people yet we are central asian mongols according to mustafe kemals state.

>>213668417
reverse engineering a turk type up what a Tongan looks like

>>213666100 (OP)
Don't call your dad dumb. It's not right.

>>213666100 (OP)
Everything and everyone is Turkish.