A clue gained edition

poo smells lmao

.

this video makes me feel safe and calm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upC1S-zm9eE

Why do my simple questions cause so much anger and gnashing of teeth?

I'm just making conversation

unc embarrassed himself in that last thread

>>213669225
one of them is married to a white woman, the other to a biomass
can you guess which is which?

>>213667618 (OP)
I'm okay with WM XF relationships.

Just not BM XF. AM XF I care less about.

I also have a large penis, to preempt any accusations.

>>213669225
he's a fucking retarded ape

Stepping out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaONLwWaj64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaONLwWaj64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaONLwWaj64
enough fucking around LETS GOOOOOOO

>>213669281
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>213669276
Not trying to be mean but are you autistic or on the spectrum at all? Can you not realise everyone is laughing at you and nobody is getting angry? Genuinely asking.

>>213669237
It’s not inevitable. If anything, the riots are just the beginning to stopping it.
Very likely the UK will return to being a pure ethnostate tho.
>>213669286
Err cool it with the racism, he’s alright

>>213669276
because you're having a conversation with retarded children

he's so desperate to fit in

bit cold aactually

>>213669276
stuff your conversation you decrepit biomass

>>213669322
Never been diagnosed but I score high on those online tests

> everyone is laughing at you
What's so funny about it?

does anyone know how to reverse into a parking bay

dtfic is my favourite /brit/ nutter and I’m glad he’s becoming more mainstream

>>213669357
sooo dtfi

I wish woke entry requirements existed 10 years ago. I would have loved to go to a top university with my Level 2 BTEC in Business Administration. Unfortunately I was relegated to a life of drudgery.

>>213669381
yeh

>>213669381
That knowledge was lost long ago

>>213669361
*cuddles up to you*

>>213669397
spaki

Rorke is a bitch and won’t do anything irl

>Lennon was born to an Irish mother and Jamaican father, who left soon after he was born
>He took his mother's surname

>>213669323
Alright in what way?

>>213669401
wish I had mates

>>213669371
You know there's a whole board dedicated to the racism you wish to post about every day, and it's off topic on this board, right?

>>213669418
Meaning?

>>213669401
They must be a pretty low bunch to find a pajeet interesting

>>213669424
What’s your point? :/

>>213669381
I regularly have to do it with large rentals (pickups, shiny black SUVs), and then crawl in through the passenger side or rear because cunts will park over the line just to fuck with truck and SUV drivers... and I can't blame them.

spaedo on a Canadian vpn pretending to be dtfic is a new level of autism

most mental thing is dtfic was normal when he first started posting, just got fully mindbroken

>>213669423
Posting your own posts. Strange behaviour

BBCs pump and dump on stupid Irish Mollies

>>213669473
haha the first signs were there like when he was so desperate to maintain atheism against diego that he started arguing he wasn't conscious lmao

>>213669432
I’ve seen an interview, he’s chill

>>213669401
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE???

>>213669483
American website

>>213669473
Canadian exposed spaino of being permanently online and spaino "disappeared" right after and lots of new quirky characters started posting on different flags

>>213669497
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>213669401
Kek I thought that was a family for a second and old mate with the hat was the the father in law

>>213669473
diego mindbroke him

>>213669514
it's japanese ;)

>>213669470
I thought these were just personalities you guys assigned to a couple abnormal posting styles.
Might just be that everything with a leaf on it gets called dtfic.

>>213669497
Hes a stupid monkey with the brain the size of a pea

>>213669544
Why is there a talking rat in the thread?

>>213669512
pajeet sense of style

>>213669529
his smug aura mocks me

>>213669519
Nah you can tell Spaino just got bored of /brit/ after he basically "completed it".

>>213669512
Don't shit on my Nickes breh. I can cram a dunk from like thirty centimetres away with these!

just strange how fast diogo jota's death was memoryholed

he was all people talked about this time last month

>>213669575
Yeah?

You know those are Air Maxes right?

The commercials in Cyberpunk 2077 with porn sound effects always make me want to pause the game and just have a wank to porn

Subversive Poles

>>213669569
*mirror mirrors you*

>>213669560
Just like most Englishmen yah

Amazon is so fucking autistic if I already paid extra for faster shipping to arrive by a certain day why do you absolutely need it to arrive on that day? Surely things would go faster if you allowed packages to be delivered early

>>213669602
who?

Adam melty incoming

>>213669497
No he isn't, he's a fucking utter retard
Suspect you're one too

>>213669560
The Australian poster is Irish diaspora. He doesn't see Lammy's stupidity.

>>213669602
They had a huge public funeral for him and his death was an accident

It's rude to talk about the dead

>>213669606
reckon they're out to get you?

>>213669544
Did Mootisaki ever transfer the servers over to grolious nip-ons, or did he just slap down some yen and say "Thanks for your service, Chris. I'll take good care of her."?

>>213669629
>>213669630
How’s he stupid

>>213669604
luh air bubbles

>>213669586
>posted 20,000 times but just stopped after he was exposed for being permanently online
Yeah ?

>>213669646
fuck if i know

>>213669625
I don't care about the Community Shield lmao

leftypol lost

/brit/ is fucking terrible now, think the last good period was in the run up to COVID
.

I reckon David Lammy is Diane Abbot's lost son

>>213669649
He is famous for saying very stupid things in public pretty frequently

>>213669602
Cause he was a retard driving dangerously while intoxicated and frankly deserved what he got

live laugh love x

The Belgian is the most suave and stylish poster
He never gets involved in personal spats

>>213669519
How did the Canadian expose him?

>>213669688
Bojo tier?

The Rt. Hon. Sir David Lindon Lammy, MP

>>213669686
How is he lost when they work together?

>>213669708
Far worse

>>213669704
hes honestly too low iq for that sort of thing

David Lammy looks like the missing link
A real watermelon smiler >>213669712

>>213669727
I only saw a tweet once about a pope and spoke racism which was funny but not that bad

>>213669708
bojo was just a buffoon. lammy is actually low IQ

>>213669649

Obligatory and relevant watching

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DsR4Nx-ELgc

leaving to go to black pride in stratford soon
dm me on discord if you wana meet

politicians saying weird shit publicly is based
it makes them seem more human
but i still dont lammy (because hes black) or bojo

>>213669712
Who wears a square end tie wtf

>>213669722
No they don't

>>213669641
The dead talk about me all the time. They're all [In a barrel with a hooker? Really? Is this so when they tell my wife, it's just insult on injury?] or [Asshole took my clothes and lubed me up, but didn't even do anything, just turned on the gas. The shit was the point of that? Crisco doesn't survive piranha solution. Fuckin' idiot].
It's only fair.

>>213669707
He bought a Canadian VPN to try and troll us then pretended to be in Vancouver with his wife on vacation while being baited into posting pictures of his mother's tampons on Valentines Day

>>213669751
mad how he's still smarter than jd vance

australian posters are basically yank-tier these days

>>213669758
I have a tie like that. It's green and made from Irish wool.
Never worn it though. Hardly ever wear a tie.

>>213669763
Aren't they both MPs for Labour?

>>213669758
It's knit, that's the style

got separation anxiety from my car as i have had to park it on the next street over

>>213669757
>or bojo (kike)
checked

>>213669663
If it's still hosted on American soil, it still has to follow American rules and regulations (as much as a place like this ever has). That would make it a Japanese-owned American website.

>that’s Mr Lammy to you

>>213669794
don't be brucist

>>213669602
What else is there to say? Cunt died
He got far far far too much coverage

I still like david and haven’t really seen a reason not to

>>213669794
Are you perhaps only saying this because you’ve been enraged by this particular Australian’s questions about David Lindon Lammy that you can’t give an honest good faith answer for that suffices his question and your conscience?

>>213669707
Simply showed the amount of posts from he made from his trip

>>213669748
If it's intentional, it's clever. If it's not, it's legitimately funny.
Can't lose.

I always pee in the shower. It's convenient and saves time. Except I've done it for so long that now I connect being in the shower with needing to pee. So every time I'm staying with my boyfriend and we shower together, I'm just thinking "don't pee, don't pee, don't pee".

>>213669828
I didn't imply you shouldn't like him but he makes a fool of himself regularly

>>213669820
lammy he managed to marry a white woman, something vance was unable to accomplish

>>213669831
No

>>213669771
you genuinely permanently rattled him. completely went off the rails with the vpn shit spending 14 hours a day here because of you because you mindraped him

>>213669799
Good story behind that tie i bet

Is Nige the only MP who actually has style?
They all wear the same boring navy or grey business suit.

>>213669788
Vance is many things but he isn't unintelligent

>>213669748
Rorke getting confused by ‘jokes’ again

Diego Jota MURDERED his brother by speeding recklessly

>>213669690
did they give him points posthumously?

>>213669771
Funny how he still tried to maintain his aloof, detached demeanour even when he was on the ropes

>>213669861
JD Vance is just gay and didn’t really care who he pretended to marry. He’s Peter Thiel’s boyfriend and he’s into humiliation, that’s why they make him wear eyeliner in public.

>>213669893
wish i had hair thick enough tod o my hair like this i'd look cool

>>213669859
Fair, anyway I’m about to go sleep as it’s super late and I got work tomorrow

>So every time I'm staying with my boyfriend and we shower together

rape rorke 2025

>>213669882
Campy 1970s dress style does give off massive Jimmy Savile vibes in the modern day

>>213669871
I think spainmong was already spending most of his time here before getting mind raped by the leaf.

>>213669882
Dressing like a clown isn’t style
Maybe ‘a style’ but not style

>>213669882
Goes to the same place as michael portillo

>>213669882
Did Nige step out of an Einstein-Rosen bridge from 1976?

>>213669748
he honestly has a two digit iq

>>213669893
i wish i were a woman

>>213669919
leftypol's agenda

>>213669893
she deserves a 4/10 white bf

>>213669886
alri ChatJDV
been busy scraping 4chan threads to find 'based' things to repeat on twitter later in between shilling for peter thiel?

>>213669893
The Elliot Rodgers fishface seems to be a common trait in Asians/hapas

>>213669912
That how you incels project

>>213669916
Sweet dreams

>>213669898
You think hed make light about racism?

>>213669959
how many kids has he raped

>>213669942
And pollute the dwindling white gene pool further? She deserves no such thing.

>>213669974
Comedy is legal now

>>213669861
>The daughter of Sir Malcolm Green and Julieta Preston (1943−2018), Nicola Green has a diverse heritage that includes Ashkenazi Jewish, Russian Orthodox and Anglican roots
the political elite all have foreign handlers

>>213669871
>>213669908
Mental how innit

>got carded by bouncerberg despite being 28
felt good
unfortunately I didn't have id so I ended up going home at 10.30pm
but it felt good in the moment at least

>>213669882
Penny Mordaunt dressed nicely

>>213669959
Done this for 'allowe'en one yeah.
Took til Christmas to grow back my beard. I really don't recommend it.

>>213670007
should have chinned him

no idea when ill meet my next gf, dont go out you see

>>213670007
I’m 31 and I got asked for ID buying a Monster in Asda a few months ago :/

>>213670007
oh you poor poor fool

>>213669926
>>213669931
>>213669934
It's a timeless style.

>>213669996

>>213669967
facecard = AUTO EMPLOYMENT

>>213670019
shagged her

>>213670042
BROKEN BRITAIN

>>213669882
The equivalent poster child for "style" in Canadian politics was the corrupt Sikh leader of NDP

>>213669954
I've made £600 from palantir shares so I've got no problem with Thiel

>>213670048
it's cosplay

>>213669966
احلام سعيدة

>>213670042
>asked for ID buying a Monster
can't tell if it's true

>>213670042
I’ve noticed this happens a lot with non-white staff at shops, they are either shit at estimating wypipos ages or they just id everyone

>>213669996
Yeah, but all Lammy saw was a white woman. That she happened to be Jewish is a coincidence.
Most black politicians have white wives (non-Jewish).

>>213670007
Been carded by someone i was older than

>>213669996
>Ashkenazi Jewish,
excellent
>Russian Orthodox
barely tolerable
>and Anglican roots
serf tier

>>213670007
howling
all due respect mate this is also how some of them get out of letting people in they dont want to let in
i'm not saying he wasn't genuine but plenty of times they will ask some people for id and not others and it's not bc of age, similar about dress. i've been wearing shorts and people in front werent let in for "wearing shorts" while bouncer laughed with me about the fact he didn't let them in

>>213670066
What happened to your letters?

This intimidates the trackie wearing chavs.

>>213670062
you sold your soul and all you got for it was £600?
grim

>>213670079
she cute

>>213670007
32 and I haven't been I'D in about 12 years

>>213670075
happened to me once and i obvs didnt have ID cos why would i? Jobsworth the guy was

fizzy melon coconut grapefruit orangeade

>>213670064
As Rupert the Bear?

>>213670075
Unfortunately true lmao I’m a low test twink
>>213670077
Nah my mate was with me (year younger) and he didn’t get ID’d buying one

>>213670091
would turn this cunt into a fine paste if he ever stepped to me

Around 40% of men in tribal societies die in warfare every generation

>broke
Multiculturalism
>woke
Remigration
>bespoke
Global Aryan Conquest

Trevor Phillips and his wife, Helen Veale

>>213670106
i'd understand if it's alcohol but a monster? it not right, as you lot say

>>213670115
where's the watermelon come from

>>213670088
must you rain on my parade

it looms

>stepped to me
In English, please.

>>213670115
embedded 'p in these images btw

>>213670079
Leftypol confused about two women fighting

>>213670118
as le quirky eccentric english country gentleman
he should dress as a banker, since that's all he is

>>213670141
>Trevor Phillips
Isn’t that the mental one from GTA V? :/

>>213670144
it's a secret

>>213670048
1 and 3 could work in Anno Domine 2,025. 2's mid '70's mustard-beige-n-brown and nails itself to that decade with railroad spikes.

>>213670079
she isn't white
cuck europe again

I'm on the semen retention.

I just am.

The internet's been telling me that there's gonna be CIVIL WAR in Britain because the immigrants refuse to change skin color and assimilate. Am I right to hear this?

>>213670146
just saying it helps to be realistic
anyway it might not be really that but it's highly likely it was if it's just some random pub unless u genuinely do look like a child

>>213670177
steven ogg

>>213670091
New money Essex Man ITV demographic that Farage represents isn't even that far removed from chavs

Jacob Rees Mogg is a better example of old money fashion sense

>>213670143
they treat it with the same Challenge 25 law as alcohol so they'll look to dead in the eyes and ID you for Monster if they think you look under 25 years old

>>213670191
*spaffs down your throat*
yeah just retain that for me for a bit, i'll be back for it later

>>213670158
you have to get better at not saying gross creepy things like that, ok?

Most men are afraid to stand out so they wear the most boring grey or navy off the rack guff just like every other bloke.
Go to the men's section in any high street shop and it's all dull as dishwater.
A confident man like Nigel Farage dresses to please himself and not to please others.

>>213670184
So what?

He's old and can wear what he wants, at least he knows what that is

>>213670144
The artificial intelligence grew it i'self.

>>213670219
Porn brain moment.

Jews have done a number on your brain.

>>213670078
starmers wife - jewish
lammy's wife - jewish
jenrick's wife - jewish
kemi's husband - jewish
chris hoyle - jewish

need an expert opinion
is this gay? >>>/gif/29241926

>>213670189
She passes

sometimes get ided if i'm wearing sunglasses
not sure if i should be lfattered that the rest of my face looks like it could be 18
or offended that my eyes are so clearly not under 18

>>213670239
i asked you to retain it not to comment on it

>>213670217
>under 25
i thought it was an under 18 thing
good grief

>>213670214
Gesundheit

>>213670216
Farage isn't old money, he's a dandy, and historically dandy fashion was associated with the lower classes, not the nobility.

>>213670229
>2025? Quit takin' the piss. It's '73.
>Great, Nigel's off the fuckin' quarry again. Call Marie, let's get 'im home.

>>213670255
yes extremely

>>213670255
Yeah it's quite gay

>>213670258
>She passes
As an octoquadroon, which is what she is

remember trying to google girls my own age when i started wanking at like 14/15
amazed i didn't end up on some nonce list

>>213670289
Incomprehensible response

>>213670266
it's a psychological "hurr durr dont be offended if you're 19 you still look under 25 that's a compliment" but in reality it' means they think there's a chance you're under 18 lmao as obivously if they thought you were 24 they wouldn't card you

>>213670266
grandad is 80 and had to show his id to buy butter knives the other day

broken britain

>>213670266
you ave to be over 16 for energy drinks
over 18 for alcohol
but shops are supposed to ask you for ID if you look under 25

am bog chef
or
comfy hag

>>213670305
How do you know

are you homos seriously gossiping about nigel's clothes. lmao fucking hell grow up you women

>>213670307
It's a well known thing within the police etc
They expect kids will search for it

>>213670311
Everything's incomprehensible when you're illiterate.
How did you even get here? Did Nige bring you through the E-R bridge?

Farage has almost exclusively worn navy business suits since coming back to Reform UK and he's not worn clownish Two Ronnies suits since his UKIP days

>>213670307
Nah you just ended up on /brit/ recounting your quest for child pornography

I'm sure you're not being monitored

>>213670141
16 year age gap
decent

Heatherpaedo is so retarded he thinks someone called “Hamish Badenoch” is Jewish LOL

>>213670334
fuck off nigel

hate when i'm doing retailtoil and have to id a group of 10 teenage girls because one of them wants to buy an energy drink

>>213670373

>>213670347
he still does the tweed and barbour jackets thing pretending to be a farmer

my pronouns are she/they/he

>>213670334
Which is it?

Am I gay or a woman?

>>213670334
Let's all sit here in silence, sipping our tea with brandy, judging each other harshly - but never saying a word.
Get fucked. What are you, his tailor?

>>213670361
You know he gives her that BBC nightly

>>213670266
If you buy a bottle of spirits off amazon or whatever they need your DOB when they deliver it even if you look 80

scranning a double decker

>>213670403
no way, is that true?

>>213670384
nigga ticks all of the above
:skullface:

>>213670382
are chavs who wear a tracksuit everywhere pretending to be athletes?

>>213670403
thought he works for sky?

>>213670403
you're bent

favourite gta game?

>>213670347
He's trying hard to be "British Trump" but even Trump goes casual sometimes.

>>213670434
outrun you innit

In New Brunswick they made it the law to check the ID of anyone under 40 years old

>>213670036
just keep your window open. someone will eventually see you and fall in love

>>213670448
IV

>>213670448
san andreas

>>213670434
chavs aren't public figures

Uh oh someone insulted Rorke’s boyfriend Nige, I smell a meltie brewing!

Trevor Phillips' pendulous BBC

>>213670480
so a non-farmer who wears tweed is only pretending to be a farmer if he is also a public figure?

>>213670494
gay paedo

>>213670222
trvke

>>213670471
imagine the stench that crotch and crack is discharging

>>213670500
it doesn't matter what chavs are or what they pretend to be
it does matter what nigel is vs what he dishonestly tries to present himself as

been unironically well into my cuck porn recently
like DIY roleplay stuff not pro stuff

>>213670494

pendulous ghetto

just refilled the dishwasher salt reservoir with dishwasher salt

>>213670536
I've known a fair few middle-class public school blokes, and they all wear that kind of country wear with tweed jackets and tattersall shirts. They're not pretending to be anything, it's just how they dress.

>bottle of spirits off amazon
You can do that over there?

>>213670559
blacktowhite is a site i used to use for my amateur cuck stuff

>>213670526
cheesy sulhpuric fishy mixture

>>213670599
yeah i buy all my booze from amazon

Rorke wearing a his Next wellies over his tweed pants to catch the bus to the job centre

>>213670588
oooh, got a dishwasher do you
bourgeois prick

>>213670618
>pants
FOYC

>>213670588
Don't forget the rinse aid!

>>213669236
>>213669236
>>213669236

>>213670618
LOL

>>213670615
That is crazy to me

We only just got beer and wine for sale outside of government controlled stores, spirits are still heavily regulated

>>213670655

>>213666209
>>213666209
>>213666209

>>213670667
>tumblr

i can go and buy canadian whiskey right now from tesco but in canada they have to go to a government shop to buy it

>>213670760
Yes

We also cannot buy American spirits in Ontario because our Trump-like premier decided to pull all their products from the shelves in retaliation when the tariffs were being proposed

>>213670760
Yes

We also cannot buy American spirits in Ontario because our Trump-like premier decided to pull all their products from the shelves in retaliation when the tariffs were being proposed

might kill myself to roll for starting out again as a woman because its so easy

;)