Thread 213675616

I was supposed to born be as a gaijin kid of an American soldier stationed in Japan and grow up to have a Japanese wife and enjoy life.

I was robbed of this destiny and it makes me cry.

>Move to Finland
>Acquire Asian wife
>Make her learn Japanese
>Pretend you're living in Hokkaido
There

>>213675963
lmao

>>213675992
really? that made you laugh your ass off?

Just move there like pewdiepie did

>>213675616 (OP)
you dun goofed

>>213676015
im too retarded to learn a new language as an adult

>>213675616 (OP)
have you tried getting a Japanese gf?

>>213676025
>smoking in a tiny japanese apartment

>>213675963
you can do the same but moving to the amazon1, although you'd acquire a brown mongoloid girlfriend.
1. dont even need to go that far, my neighbour, for example was a kuruminha herself.

>>213675616 (OP)
maybe you missed out on it but you can give that gift to your son

>>213675963
Kek

we were robbed

>>213679024
yup

>>213678718
you may have just saved my life by giving me a purpose