Thread 213679951

slags 'dish

My town has been completely replaced with indians from india

how do we get over this lads

its actually pretty mental how ive had "your browser is managed by your organization" on my laptop (Chrome) for like 2 years now and not fixed it even though I do not have an organization

If you don't support Palestine, you are objectively a bad person

And the latest from Billy No Mates?

life is so unfair
what’s the point

>>213680001
you bought a (possibly stolen) ex corporate laptop that wasn't factory reset properly

>>213679993
me except I go outside
see fit people basically every day even though city girls mog them turbo

When i was born in 1999 the united states was 82% white
Today it is 56% white

>>213680040
I was born in 99 as well

>>213679983
ktimt

playing the new donkey kong

>>213680032
yeah its a refurb and when I opened it up I could smell the Mexican ladys hands
also I dont feel like formatting my entire computer. I am old now - no longer care!

sucking a penis

I was born in 2006 June

>>213680063
If they were all replaced with Chinese, Japanese people or Koreans it would be a significant improvement

I was born in the Palaeocene epoch

get the slags in
get the bags in
perhaps even get the badge in

feeding every british person this

>>213680104
alri Chang

I'm not born yet.

>>213680023
just bored innit

where is she

can hear the schizo neighbour scuttling about her house next door

wish i didn't have to have all these party members in baldur's gate 3. just want to sneak around on my own.

>>213679993
I'm capable of all of these but I still can't shag

>>213680149
*pokes your mum's belly*

Sæxon lads, I just came back from Bavaria. I was asked - in English - by a Bavarian girl if I was an Englander.
Apparently Northern German accents sound English to some Bavarians.

Might get some Hollywitz propaganda on the picture box

playing a dual wielding build in Skyrim

>>213680177
You've doomed me. You've really done it now.

>>213680171
I saw Internet Historian talking about this the other day and now I want to play it so I can shag the big tits goth

>>213680169
Go get her shagged

>>213679951 (OP)
I have purchased sex from women like this.

I didn't regret it bizarrely.

I have had paid sex with women from Brazil, Poland, china, Thailand, here, France. As well as a few trannies.

Thoughts on Restore Britain?

How do I meet women if I'm a friendless neek who works remotely

I have been around east asians my whole life and have never had a problem with it, they are nice, kind, intelligent, and blend into society very well. Its not ideal and I would prefer whites instead but its alright. With indians you get the feeling you are truly in the third world. Your town or city becomes stinky, mounds of flesh pile upon each other, everything becomes dirty, and you dont feel safe around them like you would feel around a chinky fella

>>213680149
*Pokes you in your mum's belly*

I CAN'T GO BACK TO TOIL! I WON'T GO BACK!
*jumps through a window and runs off into the night*

state of this cunt's head

>>213680233
Just be glad they're not Pakis mate

>>213680182
My cousin :)

sex with teio

>>213680256
They are just indians who adopted islam

>>213680149
err, mods?

>>213680149
*fucks your mum and gives you a nudge*

Areas full of east Asians give a very foreign feeling, although yes obviously they're cleaner. India is just a planetary hell.

>>213680249
Genuinely am going to rent a shitty terraced house and quit toil and spend all day playing video games and wanking until my money runs out

>>213680249
*unleashes the toil hounds*

Don’t be scared to get to the money at all times. I went to sleep 3am I was back up 6:30 excited. No excuses

>>213680286
Just found out that Indians use up a surprising amount of free space out in the open to dry out cow pats.

>>213680292
Been doing this
It's shit

right lads it's official. On the swimming as of next Tuesday. Haven't been in about 4 years x

E. A. SPORTS. IT'S UP YOUR ARSE.

Brock Lesnar's back, lads

it is something that man was not meant to disturb

>>213680362
>swimming
bent

Would you a tranny? Yay or nay.

Would you prefer a foreign tranny?

Yikes!

British people are disgusting

>>213680362
ohhhh lovely. enjoy x

I miss Aisha so so so much. Honestly, that was the peak /brit/ era

>>213680390
what's bent about being half naked around complete strangers?

arbeit macht frei
COOL

>>213680399
There are some that are definitely fit enough, yeah
Big worry for me is the voice and the smell though, can imagine them getting very manly in the middle of it

>>213680409
yeah lol

>>213680443
Millennial Auschwitz be like "Arbeit Air Fry" lol

I used to wank to a Tumblr slut called Cherubesque
Don't know what happened to her. She disappeared when onlyfans got popular but never made an account.

>>213680408
That's a man.

>>213680408
she supports derby county

Would you shag a small knob tranny

Work sets you free

>>213680528
...yh

Any PIP man in? Thinking of becoming a PIP man.

>>213680273
basiert

watching blacked jav

>>213680528
only the employed kind

>>213680543
Pip pip cherio haha

>>213680448
I've only fucked ladyboys and yes there's an uncanny, non woman feel when you kiss.

But I'm usually so sexed out of my mind it doesn't affect me.

Major thing is the STDs. Gay men are basically like a chopping board when it comes to diseases.

used to have a few videos of me wanking on pornhub back when i had my coke phase
got a few "nice cock" comments which was nice

is it cruel to keep cats indoors their whole life? Thinking about getting a caberge but I live in a 3rd floor flat so it wouldn't be able to go outside

>>213680535
true. so does knowledge
I do understand that its the same thing every day being boring and shitty making me do the same thing every day, instead of putting in the small amount of effort to break free. but like a lot of traps (or people trapping you if that is another example somewhere else) and there is just one more thing to do :)

>>213680528
have done. fantasy's better than the reality tbph

https://files.catbox.moe/ex5242.mp4

Australian NatSocs marching at night singing the SS song.

Couple of pint of the local Suffolk brew down the 'atch loveleeeee

doesn't a pint seem like a lot when you think about it?

bodyberg screaming for nicotinestein

213680409
Dago gets btfo in another thread. Comes here to seethe.

Many such cases

>>213680580
there's a very vocal group of people who argue that cats should always be indoor cats. both for their own safety, and for the safety of local wildlife.

Genuinely got a nice big cock but it doesn't matter because I never get to use it haha

Haven't ordered takeaway since late June but might do it again de lads

>>213680528
shag one? i am one!

>>213680580
not if they've never known anything different and you're happy to play with them a lot. they can get bored and depressed otherwise.

>>213680633
Constructed for the Malawi meat missles

>>213680633
Cheers

>>213680654
You can also train it to go out with a lead.

>>213680580
Depends on the breed but as long as you satisfy it's cat instincts like having high places to climb and places to hide and hunt and you play with it regularly it will be fine

>>213680654
I would happily give it attention but I would be at work most of the day

Mad how I can't post on 4chan and look at porn at the same time now
Thanks Kier

>>213680632
FONT

>>213680622
they're americans and they have no idea what they're talking about

my teeth are so grim id be embarrased to show a dentist

Where did you go Cherubesque
I miss you and want to wank to you again

>>213680594
They need sharper uniforms. Where’s Hugo Boss?

>>213680580
I personally don't like the idea of forcing them to stay indoors, but reddit says if you let your cat out you're cruel and irresponsible.

I have 3 cats, one of them doesn't like going outside but the other two hang around close to home and come back at night. Made sure to train them to come back because there's always foxes about the countryside

>>213680685
bit of a cunt move then isn't it

>>213680697
I've seen posts from cat groups here on FB where they're out in full force whenever someone posts a picture of a cat that has been hit by a car. They blame it directly on the owner and call them cat murderers.

new creps lads

Have YOU been to Japan? You have, right?

Does lioness.in.the.rain still post nudes?

>>213680714
Just seen a male one like I do.

They've seen people with 3 teeth all bleeding and stinking. You'll be fine fella

If you don't sort it now, only gonna get worse.

Mine are yellow no matter what I do and I hate them but you have to keep trying

Starting to get that feeling of dread in stomachberg on Sunday nights now
Very bad sign that

get them indoors
get them castrated

me when sober me looks at the messages drunk me sent the previous night

>>213680763
polanight 16% laddy thank me later

>>213680736
yeah I don't think it's right to get a caberge
shame because I really want one

>>213680714
It's what there are for at the end of the day. My dentist always roasts me and says I'm not doing good enough even though they look fine to me, but he's a good guy and he is good at what he does. He sorts me out if I need it.

Meanwhile GPs will see you for ten minutes and do literally nothing unless you tell them what is wrong with you, even though the fucking doctor is meant to be the one who does the diagnosing. Unless you say "I googled this I think I have this and I need this", they will just send you away nothing doing.

Dentists>>>>>GPs by FAR.

tl;dr just go, get roasted and get sorted. Clean that shit properly beforehand though. Don't make your dentist look at the tesco meal deal hanging out in your teeth since yesterday's lunch/

Just ran a 23:30 5k :)

>>213680823
Hey I started this meme and you didn't ask my permission to use it

>>213680752
yes

>>213680233
alri, lilng ling

no toil for me tomorrow :)
got the week off :)

I listened to Ariana Grande a bit this week :)

Mad how dead /mu/ and /fit/ are these days

>>213680816
KTIM
Always delete Grindr out of shame without seeing the filthy responses I've gotten back

might become a rogue in real life. stick to the shadows. be unseen.

Might go to Japan

run wanker loves his runs

you lot need to grow up

they're digging in the wrong place

Move NOWWWW
I’M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU

>>213680912
the so-called black pussy

So no one knows about lionessintherain then
Fine
Fine

>>213680927
World War 3 hit him hard

crying at the sow piano version of the jurassic park theme

>>213680752
いいえ、まだだ
いつか岐阜に行きたいひぐらしのなく頃にの基づくのむらがあるので
大gayniggerファンだから。そのために日本語を勉強している sex tourismとも

Vince McMahon pooey sex arse

right thats a black lady playing with her pussy

black waitress from harry potter half blood prince could get it

>>213680927
ahh you watching the britbong stream too lad?

>>213680978
cor

Lads, I'm thinking about moving out for the first time at 29. Got over 100k saved up and I reckon I could put 50k down on a mortgage and still be comfortable.

Is it possible as a single man? I'd be looking to buy a flat, probably. Around the 150k range.

>>213680990
always hated dumblecunt for ruining harry's evening

>>213680960
Oh shit how’d you find him

>>213680912
Why cant ours look like this?

https://x.com/DeanoGorton/status/1954508754235363593
Hahahahahaha

if you don’t have kids you don’t have a purpose in life and you never will.

JEFFREY

>>213681005
Depends what you earn, 4.5x your salary is a decent guideline for what they'll lend you, less if you have a lot of debt though

>>213680993
Ayy pal

>woman on ship
bad luck that. wont be playing this pirate game

Got a completely clear, not-blue salt packet in my salt and shake, what the fuck?

>>213680166
i miss her because she was a true /brit/ personality, even if she was french

>The Centre for Policy Studies predicts 800,000+ recent migrants will become eligible for benefits by the end of the decade - costing the taxpayer £234bn over their lifetimes.

JUST
U
S
T

philosophy is protoscience
theology is pseudoscience

>>213681091
If I hadn't been living with my parents at the time I'd have gone and shagged her

>>213680902
>

>>213681103
good
rorke supported boris johnson and now must live with the consequences

bonnie blue's petting poo

>>213681018
I just typed "i am a prefect where now" and found him. Apparently he does phone repairs or something.

They laughed at me for archiving terabytes of porn but who's laughing now eh

Just became filled with self-hate over my friendless existence

I believe the conspiracy theory that her pics were posted by her butthurt ex who larped as her

>>213681174
looks like you are laughing

gorudo shippu

love tuna fish, me

>>213681174
Nowhere near that much but I started in 2023. Very glad I did.

>>213681043
excuse me that's a half naked man going through a mental health crisis being attacked on public transport
not funny

>>213681067
Wow they will lend me 105k I’ll never be able to afford a house

so when did "flasher" become "mental health crisis"

>>213681067
Earn 34k so that would give me 153k. Ideally I don't want a huge mortgage though.

I know what you are, Robert.

>>213681165
>inb4 why is it a webm

because i got it off /gif/ and you cant post jpg/png there

>>213681268
Oh now we should stop caring about mens' mental health, Rorke?

finna get rich

>>213681268
when it's a wog doing it

Mental how there are some people actually living my wildest dreams https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754851264998490.webm

>>213681005
>I'd be looking to buy a flat, probably. Around the 150k range.
enjoy being surrounded by you know whats blasting their music, cooking their horrible food and shouting umbungo bongo all day and all night long on the phone

>>213681311
that's against the rules on /gif/

>>213681268
I feel like ive seen them do that before ages ago

>>213681339
fake

Get the negholes pozzed

>>213681344
Well I've been looking at what areas are whitest.
My area doesnt have too many darkies anyway.

gooned to SAO again award

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

electric fan has just goen mental and disintegrated
bits all over

What are the chances of a Ukraine Russia peace agreement?

What should I get from the Chinese

>>213681307
Unfortunate video id

well I'd best be hitting the ol' dusty trail

>>213681452
chinese curry

>>213681398
can i come

>>213681362
nah they are legit, there are videos where he gags. Poo seems real too.

>>213681452
big dish of beef chow mein

>>213681492
so rorke was doxxed

>>213681492
sinister looking fellow

>>213681452
sweet and sour prawn balls beef in black been sauce chicken chow mein chicken satay skewers special fried rice lubberly jubberly

shes wearing shoes on her shoes!

>>213681452
The Asian Fanny

what was once briefly yours is now mine

>>213681452
a clue

£96k in the bank still live with mum and her partner because i'm crippled with anxiety
beyond a joke at this point

horse game racing sim flirt with racehorses mod

you are poor in world of warcraft and in real life

>>213681621
same but finally putting it into a place cause parentbergs will be frail or dead in 10-15 years and i dont want to be that old only just learning to live alone

Ok so I listened to his new video with Sam and he's a lot smarter than I was expecting. I was told that he's just some retard.

>>213681621
Grow a pair and leave Shitain

raahhh

would love to learn how to grind from WoW players
they are mental

cheeky

>>213681621
To be fair unless you have a good job 96k isn't anything to move out on. You won't get a house or a mortgage without a good salary.

>>213681655
how old are you
i'm at the age where it's no longer reasonable to be living in my smelly childhood bedroom in fact far from it

>>213681684
i could get a decent 2 bed flat for about £200k here
but probably going to try renting for a year or 2 while i finally learn to be an adult

>>213681657
Fuentes isn't stupid but he is edgy and offputting which makes him hard to like.

https://old.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1mmnwza/1am_residential_area_why_are_people_like_this/

what timmy gon do?

how'd it take me this long to figure out over 1.5 goals is the acca to go for
free money

>>213681730
So you do have a job?

>>213681689
mid 30s. im still young there's still time for me

>>213681730
>here
what shithole do you live in that has 2-beds for 200k?

boiled the kettle eagerly anticipating some tea but looked in the cupboard and no bags left :(

>mid 30s
>im still young

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SUCK ME OFF

>>213681807
bit late for tea anyway

>anxiety
not a valid reason for anything. might as well say you're a bit nervous. crippled by feeling uncomfortable. cannot participate in society cos i feel a bit chilly. grow a pair you fucking weakling.

>>213681830
Kier shut this faggot shit down

100 degrees outside. Not on

>>213681910
um

uhh...

>>213681730
I rented for a few years.

Be careful who you live near. It can be near hell.

>>213681910
not gay but sometimes wank to dominating a femboy lad in knickers

>>213681924
>>213681830
>>213681801
mental how this subreddit doesn't have under 18 blocks

Still howling at jeffs "a clue gained" edition earlier, just the text combined with the webm of the zesty white boy dancing was quite funny

>>213681920
>100 degrees outside

How tall were you at 16 and how tall are you now?

Esoteric Malapontism

>>213682019
fucking UM

>>213681924
>Come on lads were ready to land
>What are we fighting for private?
>Sir, gay rapists grooming their own sons into trannies, sir
>Very good private, private Gomez what are you fighting for
>Sir, to be ritually humiliated on every single screen and radio until the country looks like Haiti, sir

>>213682019
ummy

right thats a young ladies balls and bumhole

can't wait till OFCOM gets rid of you all
the fagposting would drop 90%

>>213680141
yes make them give them chubby chubby legs

he's posting the cock and bollocks again

>>213682007
6 foot
6 foot

would

>>213682064
peng cock tbf

something suspicious about a deeply homophobic yank

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibrahim_Noonan
>ibrahim noonan
>imam noonan
scromit

I'm half gay so I'm attracted to girls and feminine boys and penis.

lads
how about a cheeky bid
go on

>>213682007
i've been the same height since i was 13 or 14

right well that's a woman showing off her hairless arsehole and balls

like maybe not anal but l'd let this lad suck me off l dont see what the harm is

>>213682151
How tall are you?

her cock and balls

>>213680300
sleep apnea can cause health problems equivalent to absolutely gorging on high sugar treats, being an alchie or being as stressed as a hedge fund manager

the importance of sleep (the full 8 hours) is probably the most unappreciated health fact. It's mental how much it can fuck you up.
I dare say I'd be 6'4 if I wasn't sleeping 3 hours a night during puberty.

your appearance is exactly the way I imagined

all of my stardust is now gone

>hairless
Not having it.

>>213682007
Chances that this poster isn't 16 DANGEROUSLY low

>>213682009
Corrrrrrrr4444444

out in the streets, they call it burger

>>213682223
corr

>>213682118
He's ahmadiyya which they don't like so it's not the same thing.

>The average age of Muslims in 2016 was 26.0 (compared with the State average of 37.4 years). There were 10,884 children of primary school-going age (5-12 year olds) among the Muslim community in the Republic of Ireland and a further 5,480 of secondary school age.

mad how much aura and energy you lose when you goon

semen retention is the way forward

apparently all the nonces are on roblox now

>>213682177
174cm

Wonder how many people in workplaces and the like lie about having relationships and wives. I think, of the non-singles, 10% of them are secretly single.

Just learned that fish, beef and chicken contain parasites that are killed during the cooking process but whose corpses are still inside the meat

thats underage on 4chan so you should report them

does being a virgin qualify as a mental illness

>>213682271
So you went from being a fairly tall kid to a fairy short adult? How did that feel?

>>213682196
You don’t have that hustler mentality bitch ass nigger worried about his height when you should be worried about your bank balance

>>213682294
dont minimod

Yje brimbkel

>>213682196
How tall are you? Parents' heights?

>>213682196
ktim but im too scared to get diagnosed or wear the mask

just ate two cans of tuna fish what am I like lad utterly mental

>>213682301
may as well be to neurotypicals

>fat
>tattoos
>the gum smile
gim grim grim grim

OK im just watching jerma anyway

>>213682394
based

new should be loli feet edish

>>213682320
no i'm not a guy so i'm too tall really. i was always tall and didn't shoot up much during puberty

at least its not bugs

>>213682394
Wish trannies would leave him alone.

>>213682402
why

how can i get into a dobbie in the cupboard situation at toil

>>213682402
why

>>213682461
>>213682461
>>213682461

left my job and forgot to pick up the really nice mug I left there in the office kitchen
fuck's sake

https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1954610424902500413
>Cycling Mikey gets his equipment destroyed after trying to stop drivers going down a one way road…

fucking SCRMFOJF