Thread 213682836

>>213682836 (OP)
>>Ayo Timmy! Wat can we get yo ass?

>>213682889
zamn... nigga lookin ZESTY.... nigga lookin JUICY

>>213682889
that nigguh got sugar in tha tank

>>213682836 (OP)
I would like one zesty buck please.
Thank you.

>>213682889
Gyatt DAMN that nigga booty ripe for muh dick ong cuh

Nah sorry i dont swing that way

>>213682836 (OP)
>Urgh lemme think ehm. You know what bring me some cold ones, will ya? And don't grab the alcohol free ones. They love to put them next to the real ones. Right next to them. You know why? Because no one buys that garbage, only if they grab it accidentally. I mean who in his right mind would buy that crap? "Oh I'm thirsty, I gonna drink an alcohol free beer." Nobody does that and even if they do, it's gonna be some hippy, zippy city dwelling faggot. You know same kind of people who would buy vegan meat. Like why even bother to buy this crap? If I want a steak, I gonna buy a steak and not this shit. "But I just want the taste blablabla." It doesn't taste like steak. I tried it and it doesn't taste like it at all. Fucking retards. Lying to themself and shit. Like I would respect them more, if they would stay with normal vegan shit, but instead they try to emulate meat, which is 10 times more expensive and tastes 5 times worse than the original. Fucking snowflakes asswipes never worked a day in their lifes. You know that because they wouldn't have problems like that, if they would actually work.
>Anyways like I said some cold ones