Thread 213682846

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>>213682846 (OP)
meeeeeeeeee

>>213682846 (OP)
this is not me

>>213682929
straggots get triggered at the sight of 2 men kissing

has anyone done a crying soyjak vs chad of Elron begging for the ring to be thrown into MT.Doom?

Imagine trying too hard to normalize faggotry in 4chan of all places

Made some dank ass cream of broccoli soup

>>213682846 (OP)
this is me

>>213682964
Of course, it's abominable. Men aren't beautiful, women are. Women find things other than looks to be attractive in men.

>>213683011
you try hard to normalize pedophilia

>reading isekai
>the country accepts same sex relationships as normal
I get not killing them like psychotic Abrahamists, but the general populace recognizing them as equal to normal people, and the state recognizing marriages between men are both just weird, anti-rational, and stupid.

I'm half gay myself and enjoy yuri and traps, but these relationships should face some social pressure or it's unrealistic and I can't take it seriously.

>>213683065
LOL

>>213682964
2 men kissing is disgusting and objectively horrific, it's a crime against nature

>>213683070
Are you here literally 24/7? Between you and the sexican guy, we will never get any Mexican regulars

>>213682964
Do you relate to this song?

I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream could bring a fall
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone
To tell me you're alone
It's easy to deceive
It's easy to tease
But hard to get release

Les yeux sans visage eyes without a face
Les yeux sans visage eyes without a face
Les yeux sans visage eyes without a face
Got no human grace your eyes without a face

I spend so much time
Believing all the lies
To keep the dream alive
Now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you

>>213683146
is that a dood?

>>213683175
I'm not sure.

ain't got no love for homo thugs

>>213683067
>>213683112
How can something natural be against nature you have been groomed into finding this disgusting

>>213683191
better not be a dood

If you wouldn't make out with this guy and let him suck your cock and suck his feminine cock then you're a slave to ideology.

>213683260
shut up jason

>>213683213
I'm 80% sure it's a girl.

>>213683260
I wil be that. Call me a slave. No problem.

>>213683297
he/she needs to eat

Why do Hungarians look like potato people

>>213683280
>>213683260
I noticed you forgot to give him a (You)
I went ahead and fixed that for ya!

I can't post most of my pictures/videos of traps because they're all NSFW....

>>213683116
you really hate me that much

I look like this.

lol

Apparently it's illegal to whack off in public washrooms in the US. Not so here.

>>213683548
i look like this

my dick dont work

>>213683548
Turks cannot into art, what a bad sculpture.

in the mood for halloween
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9z5e0-aBso

>>213683608
Aren’t Muslims not allowed to make art at all

>>213683201
What's the function of 2 men mating
Explain it
Is pedophilia natural too? This is the natural conclusion of your statement

>>213683575
need a black Qveen to whip me into shape

>>213683463
No

>>213683715
only pedos try to equate homosexuality to their criminal behavior

>>213683575
T.

>>213683777
>N-n-n-no you
Both prepubescence and homosexuality aren't conducive to sexs primary function which is the creation of life

Now instead of deflecting, go ahead and answer the question you faggot

>>213683608
It reminds of one of those Medieval European paintings of cats
So maybe Turks are just 600 years behind

>>213683575
creative writing assignment

>>213683855
Men can get pregnant

>>213683591
had that happen once
worst night of my life

can i talk my shit again

>>213683997
Only if you put on the chastity cage

>>213683997
Why are you asking permission

>pretty much the last week of summer based on weather forecast
Wtf I love climate change now

N

I think an awful lot about being a famous essayist or creative for someone with no human experience

I hate the summer. I pray for another ice age.

Israel has a lower resolution satellite image on Google Maps than all the other countries
Lol

>>213684164
I think most creatives have big egos. It just comes with the territory
You should start exercising that inclination so you can either realize how hard it is and humble yourself or maybe end up being good at it

>>213684091
as soon as august hit the 2 month long drought ended now it pours everyday

>>213684169
It's a coincidence and it has nothing to do with geopolitical issues

Who here /good boy/

>>213684240
Me! Me! Me!!

Dead general

https://youtu.be/eAJPBhuFFSg?t=37
Tough luck magacel

i was quoting kanye west

>>213684240
im not good. bully anon says im evil

I'm owed a romantic experience to motivate me to work hard in the rest of my life. Nobody does this backwards. I'm going to drop out of society if it doesn't happen in the next year and just take it easy.

>>213684376
I'm confused aren't you the one who calls bully anon evil

>>213683548
This is beautiful and it makes me glad to see it.

>>213683801
LOL

my penis hurts

>>213684400
yes, i did. it seems we're both evil

You guys think this is correct or mostly bullshit

I heard you were talking shit

>>213684376
Never called you evil

>society: *doesn't give me a gf*
>society: "you need to get a job and pay taxes and contribute to society!"
........why?

>>213684510
Is that the myth busters woman

a lot of people work because they are dirty poor and have to pay rent to not live in the street and eat garbage

Asmongold's talking about Roblox

deep

>>213684525
No. She's like 50 now and has children

>>213684503
does that mean im good?

>>213684510
society doesn't pay you with a gf, people who contribute to society get a gf. turns out giving up is not attractive to women

>be me
>do nothing all day
>feel shleepy
why?

>"you have to contribute to get a gf!"
>*millions of men contribute and don't have girlfriend*

>>213684805
Go walk in the sun and don't eat like shit

>>213684833
>Go walk in the sun
no

>don't eat like shit
no

>>213684805
The body in motion stays in motion. You feel lethargic because you aren't moving. Get up and bounce up and down on your toes and walk around and such more often and you'll be less lethargic.

>>213684805
we have told you before dummy
start exercising

>>213684866
Eat a dick then

>>213684872
Girl on left got some weirdly placed nipples

>>213684872
>>213684881
no

>>213684885
no

YOU'RE THE RIGHT KINDA SINNER
TO RELEASE MY INNER FANTASY
THE INVINCIBLE WINNER
AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE BORN TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU'RE A
HEARTBREAKER
DREAM MAKER
LOVE TAKER DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME YOU'RE A
HEARTBREAKER
DREAM MAKER
LOVE TAKER DON'T YOU MESS AROUND NO NO NO

>>213684895
She doesn't, incel. You've never seen tits before?

you're my lover not my rival

>>213684872
right looks uncanny

>>213684942
Yeah I'm comparing them with your mom's

>>213684895
I had a gf a while back whose boobs were like plastic bags filled halfway with liquid. The tops were thin and flimsy and empty but the bottoms were full. And her nipples pointed straight downwards.

eating a whole lb of beef for supper to spite the jeets

>>213684978
Ugh. Gross.

>>213684952
it's AI.

Me not having a girlfriend is a political problem. You can claim it's not a political problem; but I'm going to keep voting for the most hateful destructive society-imploding candidate (left or right) until I have one, therefore it is a political problem and the ruling class should really get on it while their castles are intact.

>>213685027
The ruling class will just flee to Europe to live like kings while your house burns down

>>213684881
meesa jabba solo wookie hohohohoho

*sprints full speed directly at you but turns right before slamming into into another direction and runs away*

Gorilla niggas, here comes King Kong

>>213684510
I never understood how so many people are this retarded. You have to have something to offer if you want to be in a relationship. Even if a girl likes your personality, a lot of other men will be like you and she doesn't want to waste her time considering starting a life with someone who has no prospects

I’m like Ayrton Senna if his dick was chinese. But like BIG chiense. 8 inches long ching chong ching chong.

>>213685139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-I

YOU CAN HEAR ME FOR YOU SEE ME YOU CAN HEAR ME FOR YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG INNA TRUNK

video chatted with my old roomie from college

I don't even remember what mod I got repair racks from

i dont give a fuck about your life

I’m going golfing tomorrow and I’m excited! Gonna wack a ball through the woods for about 5 hours!

>>213685473
Yeah! What a world, what a life.

>>213685432
nice, watch out for the sun

>>213685222
Meanwhile homeless guys have girlfriends. Retard lolbert

about to intake edibles

>>213685555
I’m a dedicated sunscreen user.

Love has nothing to do with having a job. If society teaches women that a job is required to love a man, then your society can be filled with jeets for all I care.

Just ate some edibles but without thc

the n word is not part of my vocabulary

This is based, but the opposite is wrong

Too many people want to touch grass. I just want to touch ass

so this was jason's mentor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_Serrano

not satisfied with my current game rotation

had some salmon. god i love salmon

>>213685833
Aw hell nah this dude named after a pepper

jersey mikes club
mikes way
minus onion
plus pickles

>>213685854
Daring today aren't we?

>>213685842
how do you like yours?
I usually have mine with cous cous and salad

>>213685842
Based

>>213685837
what games do u like

Jamaicans be like "pussyclaat bamboclaat"

Got some poop from the local shit market today. Went with corn specked this time

>>213685928
bumba rasclart dead dawg

It's kinda crazy how Jamaicans just live their lives and a middle aged couple from Canada will come into town and be like
>can every man on this village line up and fuck my wife while I watch and record it?

>>213685959
Batty boy fi dem

there's no evidence to suggest that i'm not the main character

>>213685928
u muddascunt

>>213685903
I eat it with rice and salad. or sometimes with a side of fries

Someone filled my bed and underwear with piss and shit while I was asleep

>>213685921
right now I’m into Darktide and TF2

>>213682929
Jesus look at the size of that labia

>>213685638
Homeless people have to toil more than neets, you're proving him right lol

>>213685973
Can interpersonal relationships be axiomatized.

>>213685980
nice man
I can never get the skin to crisp up though :/

>>213685638
I assumed you meant a girlfriend of relative quality, not someone addicted to crack

>>213685973
I was the main character of an incelwalk earlier.

Just baked a pie for my boyfriend

electricity should be free

Oh boy what flavor

my money's looking funny

>>213686092
Do you actually have a boyfriend?

anyone want to hangout play some games maybe watch a movie

>>213686135
yes but with friends irl

Minecraft raises deep questions about the nature and purpose of human existence

Hola paisanos. I want to snort cute redhead acanadian booty.

>>213682846 (OP)
>You live in Boston
>Must suck living in a Democrat hellhole
>Must suck paying 5 percent income tax!!!

How terrible some asshole who makes over 1 million dollars has to pay 10 percent taxes

>>213686250
Yo this kid's wicked smaht

Eating well done meat. It's better for your brain o algo

one time as a kid some black youths called me a cracker even though I'm not white, I don't think they knew what they were saying as I didn't either and thought white people were called crackers because of saltines

>>213686282
Honestly wish I had the Boston accent

>>213686302
>one time as a kid some black youths called me
Bisquick
I am still very confused

>>213686313
Your Puerto Rican flag fell off. You realize your posts are extremely easy to recognize and also a bit irritating

>coke's price tripled
/cum/, is this real?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kn73xWoGaRM

I never understood why people think Texas and Florida are cheaper than "blue states" rent in Florida is just as bad as Mass and rent in Texas is just as bad as cali

>>213686329
I am not even from Puerto Rico I just went there to vacation my aunt owns a time share there

>>213686250
oh my god shut up bro

Remember Laurie Penny

>>213686381
Do you still want to be America's Stalin

>>213686358
the average home price in the greater houston area is $392k. In most california cities its ~1-1.3m

no, I only remember laurie pound

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Perhaps the highest level of tomfoolery I have witnessed in all my days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzwBSjMuq5E

>>213686481
Houston do be stinky though

>>213686577
lol Pooston

it came home bros

>lost $50 gambling today
>went back in with $25
>won $100
I am so fucking good at this shit

I want to unpack these boxes but I have a small problem in that these boxes are full of shit I don't want and can't even really explain and my living space would be cluttered by incorporating the contents of the boxes into it

>>213684872
I would racemix with both of them

>>213686634
surely youll stop gambling now that youre up right?

>>213686654
hell no, I'm manageably addicted
I'm still up roughly $1k overall though
I play with very small deposits

anyone want to make a sweet cheery pie for me and send it in the mail

>>213686634
report back in 6 months

that jaysus man better descend soon

>>213686693
*shits in an envelope*
*sends it by snail mail*
*sends it CoD*

>>213686701
you'll see him when yellowstone blows

>>213686302
cracker is an acronym

I want to be her.

>>213686733
ywnba anime

>>213686733
why do you want to be a woman?

y'all niggas need ta chill fr deadass no cap on god

>>213686790
You're white

I suffer as someone with a Static IP

Beautiful day to grill innit

Do spiritual Chinese monks still exist

ayo this nigga eating wieners!

>>213686842
God I wish that was my penis

>>213686842
grillmeister

These sausages keep fucking igniting I am a retard

>>213686814
bitch ass nigga unplug your router

i follow the way of the dao

>>213686923
that doesn't do anything

>>213686814
Can't you just call and tell your ISP to make it dynamic?

>>213686842
i hope that is propane

>>213686942
Natty gas

I like to have sex with cunts
I like to have sex with slits
I like to have sex with coin slots
Not fucking dicks
If I had sex with a dick
That would make your point valid
But I love fucking that pussy
And I′m not a faggot
So please stop calling me gay
So please stop calling me gay

what if masturbation counts as sex

>>213686964
gay

>>213686980
then I am no longer a virgin

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico

>>213687011
but you are anon! you are a virgin!

im stuffed

i take a sip of that gnac i wanna fuck

Art ho gave me head while we was watchin' cool hand luke

>>213686228
based parents

>>213686772
It is every man's dream to be a cute girl.

>>213687132
Yes. I am a virgin

>>213686932
leave it unplugged overnight it will reset your IP and you can shitpost and ban evade like the rest of us

my lease time is like 4 days, 0 chance of me leaving the router unplugged for that long

>>213687281
>fat
>cellulite
>tattoo
grim

>>213687256
But then you have to have sex with guys

Everybody must get stoned

My dad always does this thing where he'll point out an attractive woman, and then immediately be like "not that I notice that kind of thing or was looking"
i guess that's sort of normal, but it's just kind of awkward.

>>213687316
yeah she's hot and real would cum inside 10/10

Man i hate my life. At this point I almost enjoy wageslaving just cause it distracts me from thinking of my own shitty life

gonna ask gpt to help on juicing on roids for massive gaiins

>>213687389
Yummers

>>213687350
1) Not necessarily
2) I want to have sex with cute boys already

>>213687413
maximum bower

>>213687424
If you turned into her you would have her mind (she likes musclejocks and fat ugly bastards)

the weed these days is too damn strong

Hey uh na na
Innocence is over
Oh-oh-vuh-er

Going to get high on Friday, after I find that faggot that stole my hat.

fat ugly bastards

>>213687448
Nah it'd be my brain and I'd date other girls and feminine boys exclusively.

>>213687376
I guess it's weird how far he goes out of his way to deny ever having sexual desire
like he starts talking about how he's seeing suggested content in his feed featuring hot women, and starts talking about how it must be from me searching things lol

Is this Jason?

>>213687500
if i was a girl i'd be in a hotel room 7 dudes rn

>>213687465
It could be stronger

>>213687420
I miss the late 2000's so much, women were still content with just being women

>>213687528
If I was a girl I'd still be alone because Americans have no virtue

orcs

When the Roman Empire was under siege by the Arabs, China sent troops to defend the Eastern Roman Empire.

>>213687611
Horses!

>>213687622
based chinamen

Charlie Kirk? More like Charlie Cuck this guy is a bitchmade cumchugger.

>NFTS are worth nothing
>My metaverse land is worth jack shit
I am the biggest retard

gpt really saying it how it is

>>213687622
No they didn’t

>>213687677
lol lmao even

>>213687685
The biggest retard is the guy who didn't even try

>>213687685
Never invest in memes

>>213687704
Deep

>>213687697
It just confirms whatever you feed it
If you fed it an opposite argument against PED it would still say "exactly...." Amd then write out in argument against

>>213687685
>metaverse land

I know what NFTs are but please explain what metaverse land is?

>>213687743
ok then tell me an argument against it

wish I had a bf like this to play wow together with our desks next to each other and then we finish raiding and crawl into bed together and just snuggle and I smell his hair while we drift off to sleep in each others arms

i've been awake for 36 hours
https://youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk

i just bought more land in the metaverse

I love you all so much

>>213687777
why?

for real
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T1aBoQHrN3c

>>213687796
what if im fat ugly and retarded?

>>213687812
To me you're anonymous

Hisssssss

>>213687777
LOL he looks like MeatCanyon
>>213687761
kys

Ate 3 much. Can barely move, head full of zombie also.

>>213687760
Strict anti-PED enforcement is therefore not about resisting progress—it’s about breaking this cycle entirely. Without firm barriers, the sport’s history becomes an alternating sequence of chemical spikes and hollow plateaus, eroding both fairness and meaning. True athletic excellence should be measured by human training and skill, not by which generation had the best pharmaceutical disguise.

so this is jason when he stops watching porn and stops being a neonazi satanic tranny

I've done at least 10 wet, loose bowel movements today.

is there anything so objectively true and unquestionable that you should be imprisoned for questioning it?

>>213687944
Great to see so many Canadians embracing Indian culture, diversity is our strength!

I can't stop shitting please help me

>>213687960
This is a loaded question

>>213687960
The literal word of the bible

https://youtu.be/fHRS_NOs24w

pure fucking kino

>>213687924
quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag bussin it down sexual style

Shot this through a screen with a mirror reflex lens and it looks kind of cool and dreamy

>>213687983
answer the question

>>213687990
I want to have sex with you

>>213687983
This is a loaded baked potato

>>213687993
I will if you ship me a basket of pastries and baked goods

>>213687960
100 million indigenous kids died at residential schools (death camps). The killed them so thoroughly that the only remains of the holocaust was soil disturbances.

>>213688016
That's just a regular baked potato. Chives, sour cream, cheese, and bacon bits are the bare minimum.

>>213688009
no way fag

>>213688021
>killed them so thoroughly that the only remains of the holocaust was soil disturbances.

Is that why a scant 6 million left no soil disturbances?

>>213687991
Neat

Anyone looking for a goonbuddy

>>213687990
is he goated with the sauce??

>>213688046
They were Fresh Baked Daily in industrial ovens nonstop 24/7 that's why you can't question the numbers.
>>213688021
We should dig up their bones to make the bigots look even more bigoted.

>>213688046
Yes, gone. Reduced to atoms. That is the power of white supremacist hate.

>>213688045
Gimme sex

>>213688089
make the new

playing with my nipples

>>213688072
100%
>>213688089
no

>>213687912
thats not an argument bro, its an idealist position thats obvious and not going against what was said and not how it works in the real world

My asshole hurts so much

someone please help me

>>213688138
>>213688135
>>213688108
pure garbage

>>213687924
Timmy getting more pussy than me.......sheeeeeeeet

>>213688135
>>213688138
Guards! Kill them!

my dick is huge

I am a woman

>>213688201
New

i'm just really high dude relax

>>213688121
The reason PEDs can dominate a sport is because enforcement is spotty. If only a few countries or leagues test rigorously, the incentive remains for others to cheat and win. But sports like Olympic weightlifting and track & field have shown that when the testing and penalties are globally standardized and relentlessly applied, the arms race stalls. Once no one can reliably get away with it, the incentive to join the escalation disappears—because risking your career for a 1–2% performance bump is no longer rational.

>>213688227
here you go, you're done

I love amerika I love donald trump

>>213688349
They drew great tits on that cartoon

>>213688701
Nothing is better
Clean
Pristine
Anime titties