Thread 213685108

the whole world craves your women, and thinks you are living on easy mode, how does it feels?

Many Scandi and German girls are obsessed with getting an ugly tan.

>>213685108 (OP)
>the whole world craves your women
Dumb thing to do, Scandinavians as a whole are often weird-looking and a little bit dysgenic compared to the rest of Europe.
>thinks you are living on easy mode
This is objectively true by most indicators.

It's ok, I feel lucky to be from here.

>>213685133
Why would it be ugly? A tan is seen as attractive these days because it indicates and active, outdoorsy, healthy lifestyle.
You think your lightbulb tan is sexy?

>>213685108 (OP)
>the whole world craves your women
only arabs and jeets salivate over Nordic women. ironic cuz you live in sexually repressed cultures but desire a blonde skank with +10 bodycount

>>213685168
>kind, and respectful opinion
very rare on 4chan, I love HaalandLand now

>>213685168
>Scandinavians as a whole are often weird-looking and a little bit dysgenic compared to the rest of Europe.

The heart is what really matters, I want a shield maiden who will help me brew mead and teach me how to build a longboat and how to throw axes and will kill and cook a bear for me.

>>213685219
big foreheads and potato nose is our insignia unfortunatelly. if you want beautiful people then the dutch is what you are looking for

>>213685219
imagine unironically simping for these girlboss hos lmao
shield maiden is the last word to describe the average women here, rather some spoilt brat whose mental development arrested in the teens

>>213685354
>girlboss hos lmao
I like girls with actual personalities. If I'm gonna be in a long term relationship I must enjoy conversation with and the company of this girl, i want a girl who has interesting things to say and could teach me something.

>>213685219
top 20% Nafri women are what you are looking for, pull some girl from some engineering college or first job before someone does, they are the best I have ever seen

>>213685434
>interesting things to say
>interesting
hahahaha sure. if you can stand listening to some vapid mental 16 year old with a snotty entitled attitude and nothing to show for sure go for it

Nordic women are disconnected from real world problems and live in a bubble. If you experienced it you'd know what I am talking about

>>213685576
>hahahaha sure. if you can stand listening to some vapid mental 16 year old with a snotty entitled attitude and nothing to show for sure go for it
Honestly, that's what you're coming off as right now.

>>213685586
applies to all women, at least your are extremely hot, so one can close an eye on that women nonsense, imagine being stuck with 3/10 women with horrible personalities, no hope to cope desu

>>213685586
post tits

>>213685353
>big foreheads and potato nose
First Time I hear of this, never in my life have I seen a scandi with a big forehead or a potato nose, I thought they had small turned up noses :p


>>213685354
>shield maiden is the last word to describe the average women here, rather some spoilt brat whose mental development arrested in the teens
Sounds to me like you spend your highschool years at home not interacting with anyone and now you don't know how to approach women and you don't leave how at all or see women in your daily life and these preconceived notions you have are from social media who only want to confirm your bias and fool yourself into thinking the grapes are sour. My two cents.

>>213685645
sure whatever makes you cope. marriage and birthrates are dropping like a stone in European countries, Nordic countries being one of the leaders in muh wommyn's sexual liberation and turning Nordic men into doormats

>>213685353
but dutch are known for colossal foreheads...

>>213685576
Maybe a lot of them are like that but I doubt they're a majority, I think social media is feeding you too much of this bias.
If I wanted to filter out the immature obnoxious toxic types I'd try meeting women in a book club, a pottery or painting classes or the easiest of all through the help of a matchmaker, an actual person not an app.

>>213685718
I don't want children anyway, I decided what would really make me happy is dedicating my life to art.

>>213685732
Well they're the most innovative yuropeons and arguably the most intelligent.

>>213685645
those are the ones with finnish heritage but the other are "typical" scandinavian traits. i swear the fact that scandinavians are generally tall is their biggest life line we/me/they arent a praticullary good looking people imo

>>213685732
they have more deffined facial feauters and are taller

>>213685820
defined potato noses and defined bald heads.

cool it with the self-hatred and stop dragging us swedish niggas down with your ugly ass

>>213685856
exactly what i wrote you dont need to define those words. also you are the one reffering to yourself as a nigga so i doubt you are a looker so to speak

>>213685783
First and foremost I value intelligence, as far as I'm aware Scandinavians are some of the most well-read people in Europe, highly educated, and well cultured.
Second most important criteria for me is the purity of the heart, swedes are such sweethearts, one of my best friends is swedish, I never thought a friend could show me such support and are as if he was a family member before I met him, super swell guy, I have a danish friend we're like actual siblings.
... My personal experience with Norwegians isn't as great, they haven't been nice to me.
Finns are weird, he'll tell me how much he hates my entire race then buy me video games to play with them and they'll tell me I'm their best friend, weird but I love my Finnish friends.
I'm not sure arselanders exist.

>>213685905
I've never seen a swede with a potato nose before, in my experience only Germans and some Brits have it.
I'd very much like to see as example from you.

>>213686117
i have lived here for 30 years just take my word for it

>>213686031
mmmh seems like a case of selection bias
we are raised to be polite, these are soft outside hard inside societies with all the implications following...
In general European cultures master the art of keeping up appearances, its manipulative but considered a necessary evil in a sense to keep people from chimping on each other

e.g. the famous Dutch tolerance is not about dude weed lmao but literally keeping Catholic villagers from harassing their protestant neighbor and vice versa
There is a lot of subtlety here you only "get" after living +10 years continuously

You crave this?

>>213686202
you're just mad she called you out chud

>>213686202
Man, that subutex pandemic of yours is causing a havoc

>>213686190
hålet vattnas

>>213686190
I'm a curious person, I have to see.

>>213685168
This. Maybe half of Nordic women have this weird retarded look to them. Squinty eyes, button noses, and fuck huge massive foreheads. The other half are just standard hot white germanic-ish, which is my favorite phenotype personally desu and I'm assuming is more of a southern scandi thing genetically, with northerners more likely to have asiatic/saami genes. Many studies have been done on female hotness, and heart shaped or v shaped jawlines (sharp defined), good canthall tilt, white are the main things plus normal proportions and symmetry. Norway has one of the largest breast sizes in Europe by the way when you control for fatbess. Ireland and Poland and Netherlands beat them but poland and Ireland are just fat.

Make of this information what you will

>>213686397
you asked for this shit not me, i want this for the records

>>213685108 (OP)
Do the Faroes and Aland have cute women?

>>213686527
>royalty
>swedish
these niggas were anything but swedish

>>213686543
>Faroes
Sure, if you like Thai women.
>Åland
Average scandipotatis

btw Anglos are the best at the facade game in Europe, they are pros at this irl

the pajeet tier classism built in their culture promotes this behavior. I love it in a sense but it makes me seethe too

>>213686595
Looks wise which flavor of northman takes the cake?

>>213686688
Danes probably, since they're the closest to being European.

I can smell the encrusted semen from this threas

>>213686728
wash your ass then nigga

>>213686748
gottem