Thread 213685997

Washington State edition

leftpols been real quiet since this dropped

>>213685997 (OP)
a good friend of mine is from there, one of the realest niggas I know

THEY ARE REPLACING US
>unmarried
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>no gf
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>abort that
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>take that morning after
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>lets just not have sex
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>No need for a woman me
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>41, time to settle down, have a family
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>she better not have any kids
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>24? You fucking nonce
THEY ARE REPLACING US
>countrys gone

+1 Abra to my collection

Timmy's last hope

Crying to the Dan Da Dan opening

https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1954446499321946582
It so peng

>>213685985
The rich? Seems like the poor should seize the means of production, and maybe a gravy factory or two.

>>213686047
howling
if you look at this upside down its an old man with a mustache

aff tae bed

Teacher: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Class "Genius": Ahhh - I can't calculate - Does... Not.. Compute

Me, the prodigy janitor: (smiling wisely) Yes - and No ,

No Jew said I was worthless.

Gf is coming over to hang out at my apartment
Going to have sex together in all likelihood

Right well that's Rorke hung drawn and quartered then

>>213686103
why is this wannabe toff dressing like a bon scott/rick wakeman hybrid

>>213686137
err

>>213686103
night rubes xx

Just remembered that time a /britpol/ poster phone Farage on his LBC show and said the we wuz kings and the roach memes
Haven't been able to find that video for years

>>213686118
>Is sound the transverse wave, or its perception?

>>213686128
You are a worthless subhuman

>>213686146
dont know who those people are but i love her starry cardigan xx

>>213686162
Screa.jgn

213686036
>It's heckin your fault you're culture has collapsed, you work thousands of hours to pay for Somalians to operate mitosis, you can't afford your own home, you're last place for any job quota

It's all your heckin fault

david bowie lps

innocent nurse lady, get her freed

>>213686170
leave it on baduk next time

>>213686047
>>213686162
Jeepers creepers, where did she get those peepers ?

>>213686162
watashi wa sakende imasu

arms are looking hairer each year

>>213686169
nvm I meant angus young not bon scott anyway haha

>>213686170
Thats what that get for being antisemtic
The punishment for antisemitism is DEATH

>>213686241
Why did you post this image

smoking floor weed again

>>213686103
Would love to his little Willie squirt a little dribble down that leg

If we're being completely honest, the Pigeon Detectives were one of the finest bands of the 2000s and criminally underrated.

>>213686169
They're old. The one who's still alive is English, and plays a mean clavier.

>>213686206
Vgh

>>213685997 (OP)
>You live in a hellhole
>You must pay 5 percent taxes on income when you make under a million dollars

Jesus I never understood why anyone would give a shit

GAS THE FUCKING BIOMASS

toby boycum

>>213685997 (OP)
looks like a shithole nice mountain though

Teacher: You can't see nor touch God, therefore God doesn't exist. That's science!

Me, one-armed homeless: You can't see nor touch your brain, therefore your brain doesn't exist!

>>213686280
*farts*

>>213686241
The love of my life

>>213686276
I guess the carpet weren't rolled out

>>213686170
if western leaders finally admit that israel has been doing war crimeserino, they'll also have to admit their own complicity
there's no feasible way for them to say that Israel has finally gone too far, given what they've allowed them to do already

>>213686280
>CUT OFF THEIR ARMS, MACHETE / CUT OFF THEIR LEGS / HACK OFF THEIR GENITALS / AND LAY THEM OUT TO BLEED TO DEATH

>>213686312
All antisemites will be sent to prison or killed

joris bohnson

ok fine one more gay wank then l'm done

I CANNOT GET TO THE FUCKING LINK

>>213686337
antisemitism is the new woke

Jerma finding out what all the experts missed...

Need a half-turk half-polack far right german nationalist gf

>>213686382
Yes and anyone who is caught doing antisemitism in any form will go to prison or die

might post some nsfw vids from a vpn what do you lads thnk?

>>213686382
I'd say everybody's gotta wake up sometimes, but somebody has to clean the showers, and we don't really want them remembering that.

I need a girlfriend

>>213686403
grim mixing. she should self delete

Sir Keen Taxer to offer single men a state-mandated girlfriend if they complete a 12-month tour of Israel with the IDF.

only different it would be is if its not anti-white straight male and probably post poo or feet or something

>>213686422
I have one

taking the indian misso to a wine n dine in the weekend

>be gay do crime
>gets arrested
>cries
lmfao

>>213686410
Ooh, put 'em in that cage villa in Florida with the gators in the electrified moat.
Those alligators are probably done by now. You should really pull them out.

>>213686443
OK, but only if she's pale and blonde or ginger

>Give special treatment and preferential consideration for the richest most pampered people in the country chud!
wow they really speed running trying to prove that Hitler was correct

>>213686410
land of the free

Howl

>>213686468
You will get a indian or thai gf and you WILL like it goyim...

I need a girlfriend ...

>>213686422
hey ;)

>>213686475
>>213686480
Jewish lives are worth more than g*ntile ones

>>213686468
Tasteless

>>213686492
are you a girl

>>213686459
He was a lot nicer about that than any cop that's ever zip tied me.

The ones with cuffs have always been very gentle and apologetic - they seem to have some innate understanding that I tend to be in the wrong place in the wrong time wearing the wrong shit. The riot cops?... paid for a few of my vacations after breaking my apartment door, nose, ribs, and wrist in that order.

nvm thats the Canadian again

>>213686484
I'll give you 150 bhat if they're biologically female.

My mind is a Mountain

>>213686482
Blud needs checking into Theme Hospital

i shag crisps

>>213686508
Literally the generation of young people that fought in WW2 didn't even want them here. Without jews 99% of the filth and decay in society would reverse itself.

I never know who you're talking to or about.

>>213686520
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754831565493231.mp4

I am the sea

Gf has ugly feet

Right but seriously lads since AI is so good now how are people meant to get jobs

>>213686571
based

>>213686548
milk of the madonna is a proper fucking banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnKIryNPgQ

>>213686599
seizing
the means
of production

maybe smashing a few printing presses for good measure

>>213686589
are they cute ugly or just ugly ugly?

>>213686459
context?

>>213686522
no, sorry for misleading you

bollockbergs are a bit sore

Willing to bet a large percentage of you neeks were weird WWII geeks in school

i need a gf

>>213686482
wtf is this real

>>213686640
He's gay.
He did crime.
He got arrested.
He is crying.

Pennraymond Jilletteller

>>213686589
Giz a look

weekend alone and all i did was eat grilled cheese for every meal i'm going to get fat

>>213686692
What state is April from eastbound and down accent from

not even a single rattata will get by me!

>>213686668
yes

>>213686667
I need to be less like this girl.

what's the british slur for trannies

>>213686459
that cop was quite nice not sure what she was spazing out about

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:

>>213686734
no way.
his head is way too massive. it's keir's hands tier.

>>213686736
When I was at school everyone called them he-shes

the greatest thing
you'll ever learn
is to love
and be loved
in return

>>213686736
we dont have one we just call them by their preferred name and pronouns

>>213686738
portuguese

>>213686738
I would do my best

>>213686736
she-males

>>213686766
lol no we don't fuck off

>>213686566
Your antisemtic mouth will be permanently silenced

>>213686667
whenever i see these kinds of memes we're always red heads. is it anne of green gables effect?

>>213686766
wait so you're not all smelly incel chuds raping their pooey arseholes round the clock?

>>213686826
lmfao

red heads are hot thats why. and the Canadian flag is red

>>>/bant/23087802
>>>/bant/23087802
>>>/bant/23087802
N E W

nobody wanted to talk about star trek at the wedding yesterday
made me a sad panda

>>213686817
Who are you going to pay to fight for you this time

>>213686826
fuck no most of us are pretty accepting of genderqueer individuals
theres a general trend for the elites to continue to push this bullshit culture war narrative that trans people want to destroy cis people and that cis people have to fight back but only the most gullible people in society take that at face value

0 only season

We should modify the weather until the whole world has a climate similar to that of Scotland

I need a Canadian gf w/ nice butt

>>213686849
oh i didn't think of the flag thing i guess that makes sense

>>213686870
never watched an episode in my life

cute!

>>213686880
oh yeah?

Brits be like my name is Reginald Benderbottom III Esquire and I live at 47 Pennyfeather Road, Little Fartington, Brapshire

I think about ponies at least once every ten minutes. I have kept this pace for over ten years. When I die, I do not hope for any regular conception of Heaven, but Equestria specifically. In fact, I'd be fine if we built a Robot Celestia to build a Digital Celestia.
There are tens and thousands of ponies on my computer - and that's me being picky and only downloading my absolute 'favourites'. Everything non-pony I do, I Incorporate pony into. I will draw ponies. I will make videogames about ponies. I will colour-code things according to ponies.
Ponies can be applied to anything and everything. The show, at least Season 1, is beautiful. The purity of the ideal it grasped at was, at least. I cherish ponies deeply. Many of us stopped caring about the bulk of the show at Season 2, so the show ending didn't have that big of an impact. When the content is gone, we will start generating the content ourselves, and nostalgia or plain old appreciation apparently never gets old.
A surprising amount of people are as obsessed with ponies as I am. Can you imagine if we didn't have a board, and we were allowed to roam free on the rest of the website? It doesn't even register as spamming when I send a huge amount of ponies in a short amount of time. I just adore ponies so much that it's unimaginable for me to send anything else. I'd have to scroll for quite a while in my downloads folder to find anything non-pony related. I enjoy ponies so much, I just can't help but subconsciously assume that it might as well be my Celestia-given duty to spread as many ponies as far as wide, as to spread that joy as far as possible; and maybe even convert a few people, too.

>>213686905
All lesbians.
No exceptions.

eating raisin'ts

>>213686905
Dont we all

>>213687003
nah thats propaganda youre doign again

>>213686999
ok

>>213686880
I’m calling bs

Eating beans on my couch and sweating

fuck off evil yank

>>213687037
This nigga eating beans

after drinking alcohol, I'm not more confident
I'm equally shy but now even more self-conscious because of the possibility of me vomiting at any moment

Why does alcohol make some people ultra confident gigachads? Don't understand it desu

>>213686870
did you mention the cake being dangerous?

>>213687037
what kind of beans?

>>213687030
call me back later mate im busy shagging you're nan

>>213687024
His missus looks fit here

>>213687017
It's not. Good glutes come from physical activity. Only lesbians hike and bike around here.

Detain. Deport.

>>213686870
Can't get into it, the fact all the aliens speak English fucks me off too much
At least Doctor Who bullshits that away with "mental TARDIS translation"

>>213687054
alcohol doesn't make people more confident it just weakens impulse control
this can appear as confidence to others, but really they're just acting without any thought or speaking without any filter

>>213687061
I swear to god this other guy said verbatim "that cake looks dangerous"
I wanted to ask him if he was a secret /brit/isher but I was too afraid too.

It was amazing to hear.

>>213687068
Dark red kidney beans from the great state of Minnesota

im rorkesexual

I will find a nice butt redhead and make her my gf or shag her (even though I would be a good bf)

>>213687090
nigga they have universal translators
some species literally have their translators built into their brains (like the ferengi)

you know what l'm not sure what my opinion is

>>213687024
i'm not crazy though about the hand on her shoulder right

>>213687114
I'm the closest you're going to get. I hope you like good food and switching.

got the eaten pizza clammy hands again

>>213687120
literally magic

>>213687121
Phone a friend
50/50
Ask the audience

>>213687136
no I dont want to talk to you ever again because you post the other garbage and joke about race bait stuff
way too sus and I wont risk it

>>213687162
kek

im actually one of europes leading experts

>>213686990
Oh yeah dox me why don't you

trekkies don't like to admit it but their show is just as much space fantasy as star wars

>>213687054
doesn't it make you feel more relaxed though?

what the fuck is scaramousse

drunk confident people arent "gigachads"

>>213687163
I'm not going to say that none of it's me, but most of it isn't. It's usually dealt with a heaping dose of sarcasm. You guys still do sarcasm and satire, right? Or do you need to buy a license for that now?

I want to lick the skids out of Emma Watson’s panties.

gross

>>213687206
Scaramouche/Scaramuccia is a clown from renaissance Italian comedic theatre.

I'm going to form a breakaway colony on /bant/ just me and dtfic x

>>213687202
no

>>213687224
gross

>>213687261
what good jokes has he done

>>213687206
Scaramouche was a stock clown character of Renaissance Italian and French theatre.
Quite a good swashbuckler film starring Stewart Granger came out in 1952 where he plays a fugitive who adopts the disguise of Scaramouche to evade the authorities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ssZMBVX7E

>>213687120
Doesn't explain why all the new undiscovered species in the show also speak English

>>213687232
She's got glutes and wears comfortable undies. Skids are unlikely.

>>213687219
*swings around* bah she loves you i can tell

why is it so fucking hot
feel like I'm boiling my bollocks off

need a girlfriend

>>213687270
So it's an expensive license then.

>>213687275
The one where he beats Pulcinella with a club.

>>213687291
You dont suffer

>>213687284
There's a whole episode where Picard has to try and learn the language of a newly discovered race when he becomes stranded on a planet with them.

>>213687284
TNG episode "Darmok" and DS9 episode "Sanctuary" explain this.
As well as partly DS9 episode "Little Green Men".

Watch all three and get back to me.

Right I'm off to be

>>213687310
It's always humid as fuck in England. Their 90F kills people.

>>213687310
>Fahrenheit

stupid Americans

its also weird how there is a group of people "logging on" at the same time every day to do it. they wake up and do that. it is (a) malicious plan they are trying to carry out on this board and maybe nobody knows their reasons but the real reason is not going to be a good one. and I dont want to see that shit on my screen

>>213687277
shes gagging to suckle on that nose

>nearly 2,000 babies born to white British women and African American GIs between 1942 and 1946. Around 10,000 Black Americans soldiers were stationed throughout that time in England.

Omdays

That’s about 20% of the force in the UK
What was in the water

>>213687331
It's 90% humidity here atm and despite only being 16C feels pretty stuffy, there is not even a whisp of breeze.

Diana

>>213687319
To be or not to be

most of the thread filters them. the whole thread reports or filters them. the replies are from samefagging and their buddies, like how you are. the content isnt wanted by the people. they dont come here to see that. I dont come here to see their copy-pasted messages they take up so much bandwidth with. that being a solution or band-aid is a death spiral

>>213687374
wtf diana never went to harvard

>>213687366
I stopped visiting my cousins in the summer. It's only ever cloudy on the day I land and the day I leave, the rest of it's so hot and shitty we just end up emptying our wallets at the pub.

How's it going lads?

thats everything. I just wanted to say to the thread (esp while it is calm) that they hate straight white men and they defend - and get mad when they cant - such posts, and fight - deleting other posts, even removing images from the site - to be able to post that. they act up when they cannot come here to do that. that is the type of person they are. this is both factual and real
I just hope that it helped you understand them and why their content shouldnt be here a bit. I still dont like you though

do NOT search for grooby girls

>>213687348
You'd thrive in this weather medjeet

>>213687446
Can't remember what that is but fairly sure I've wanked to this loads already

>>213687374
gorgeous

99% of the thread has filtered and/or reports the posts they make (and they come off their flag to go on the UK one - which is obviously a VPN then), and they take up > 30% of the thread. their copy-pasted replies (r9k LOVES to copy-paste spam and even reply to copy-pasted posts every time, like robots, too) takes up 10% of the thread, every thread I am in

someone or some group that the entire thread has filtered - even reports, even on 4chan, and doesnt want, is allowed to post here, making the site worse, and ruin the thread when they dont get their own way to then try to get it. thats all I wanted to say. its pretty sad that before this, nobody did anything about it. filtering is not a prpoer substitute for proper moderation - it is a shame that a yank is mod here. thats really spitting in the face of the general and country

Corr new image of Emma Watson’s ass.

>>213687431
not well

>>213687313
>>213687314
>There's a whole episode where Picard has to try and learn the language of a newly discovered race
much like you with women

fuck you for talking to me. I said I dont want to talk to you. dont ever speak to me

>>213687393
weird

mad how 'gender identity' is literally just the same old fashioned sexist stereotypes from 80 years ago but leftypol has convinced himself it's progressive

nobody knows who you're talking about or why

>reading a book on Britain's housing crisis
>it frequently references urbanisation of Brits from rural to urban areas as exacerbating housing prices but doens't mention immigration once

fascinating that brits moving to an area influences housing costs but not foreigns
they must teach us their mysterious ways.

>>213687507
Sir, this is Aldi, I HAVE to talk to you

Go to the self checkout if you don't want to speak to people

Thank you!

Bible.

>>213687518
sounds like you need to read better books mate

>>213687502
can imagine you running to your mum and pointing at the screen at your "quip" as she smiles sadly, knowing there will be no work for you on the morrow, and nothing on the horizon for you whatsoever other htan your sad little posts

Menthol elf in the gutter

simply cannot be bothered to poo
oh go on then

>>213687502
There's no point in learning their language. Anything they say that's worth hearing is spoken in our native tongue.

for anyone who is not paying attention: Belgian flag (a UK poster on a proxy/VPN) is filtered by everyone in the thread for his posts - nobody wants to see it - and when he gets reported and banned - on 4chan by the way - by everyone, he ban evades to go post it more

"I filtered him"
so what? he uses a UK flag and then the post is on your screen. that is your fault

nobody wants him (<10% of the thread) here making 30% of the posts. why it is allowed is sad. the people here should report him more


it doesnt matter either. I dont want to talk to you because you are with them and make those jokes

>>213687507
think I've seen a meme with similar text and a little baby animal of some sort scowling so that's how I think of you when you say that

>>213687497
Hope you feel better soon lad

>>213687535
this one is recommended by all the neolib elite and such and I like to see how their brains tick

It's crazy how it took importing 5 million Indians and having a population growth rate higher than impoverished African countries before Canadian economists admitted "yeah there might be a teeny tiny link between all these people and rent/house costs".
I just don't understand why they choose to be retarded for this one topic.

>>213687574
so what

>>213687574
Giles has no son, no heir, to speak of, nevermind to.

When life gives you lemons stuff them up your bum.

>>213687566
mate every single post they make gets reported the jannies are useless retards just like the average poster on the site

>>213687581
We choose to be retarded for a great many things.
Line goes up for those above it. Those below don't matter.

>>213687574
I thought you meant that crying anime image you all love to post so much
either way so what? I just wrote like 4 paragraphs to you saying that I dont want to talk - why would I care what you think

>>213687609
Do you want lemonaids? Because this is how you get lemonaids.

if anyone needs a solution to the Belgian cuck or his off-VPN posts that you dont want to see - it isnt to filter - just report it
reporting it makes him mad and you should go do it more from now

>>213687575
yea i hope so too
for now i lacrimose

>>213687627
smug

can't post that toby

>>213687617
I think you have us confused, and you're doing a lot of talking for someone who doesn't want to talk.
How's the cronem, lad?

>>213687644
>1) filter him and completely forget he exists
>2) subject myself to his posts and fill out 100 captchas a day reporting him
you decide tobes

>>213687644
reporting doesnt work unless youre being racist against nigs jeets or spics

>>213687627
I'll fuck you

getting reported so much on 4chan is pretty bad

"you were reported" - yeah by them. the group of them spam reported my posts (and gaslit mods by posting the mouse themselves), and what they got? they got someone insta-banned every time they posted the image, on an imageboard

thats who they are

"I report them" - getting reported on 4chan is pretty bad. their posts are dogshit nobody wants to see - why do the mods allow it? the NSFW posts are insta-deleted because its naked white women. only women with blacks or gay males are allowed. thats the mods paradoying themselves

>>213687617
no it's a little puppy or a bear I think and it's got it's back to the viewer while half glancing back with an angry look

>>213687680
um

>>213687683
melty

>>213687672
>>213687678
>>213687613
etting mass-reported on 4chan is pretty bad. also, if you three hate really hate him then start being a problem for this website until hes gone. if thats the only solution
filtering also doesnt work. listen: he posts off-VPN. I have said it in the post you are replying to; he turns it off and then it is on your screen. you are proably trolling
>>213687658
>>213687694
annoying

Wankards cant be poosers

>>213687678
this is incorrect
reporting for trolling outside of /b/ will get the posts deleted and the user banned

>>213687672
etting mass-reported on 4chan is pretty bad. also, if you three hate really hate him then start being a problem for this website until hes gone. if thats the only solution
filtering also doesnt work. listen: he posts off-VPN. I have said it in the post you are replying to; he turns it off and then it is on your screen. you are proably trolling

even if you filter him (which doesnt work by the way - I even said it in the post you are replying to for the 100th time with this exact shit), it is your job to report him at least once every thread

>>213687706
the gb flag is heathermong - a seperate /pol/ autist who steals BE flags posts because he isn't creative enough to make his own

Mad how the belgian mindfucked this entire general

>>213687726
this is false. he ban evades too
you dont do your job and even want the content that is being posted here, so long as it isnt gay coded shit. do your job but you are bad at your job. I actually hate you

>>213687738
you wish

We're on /bant/

>>213687758
he’s not even here and rorke is still blabbering on about him

>>213687756
no darling I don't have janitor privileges sorry my love :(

>>213687738
mad how
>>213687756
is the belgian

>>213687738
noticing a poster and telling people to report him in yet another timezone is not getting "mindfucked" you little freak. sitting there every day posting the same things over and over again is malicious and is definitely what the poster is trying to accomplish - that should not be allowed. also, telling people to start causing problems for the moderation team if they dont start fixing the problem is the correct thing
if the problem is taken care of - which is what youre probably scared of - then I would say the other person is going to start crying, while I felt nothing at all about it

>>213687775
who?

Need a laotian queen in my life.

>>213687657
he can post whatever the FUCK he wants alright

that's a lot of passion and tears of rage for something you feel nothing about

>>213687658
>>213687795
last post to you if youre an r9k or pol freak, because you cant change more - but the jews really did a number on your mind and owned you. bye
sneaky little kikeoid traitor

Takeaway chips are always completely shite

>>213687826
l(m)ao

>>213687826
alri Bobby Hill

you got mindfucked by Jews and the website 4chan dot org and are basically owned by them like a robot, so if you can understand: basically I am the guy from Coraline at the computer right now but less sad. that is how much passion I am typing with right now

P.S. thread, look at how scared they are. you can win

>>213687853
Fuck up

do I look for those millionaires like a machiavellian girl would when I could wear a sunset?

you pay 20+ dollars a year to post here and get ignored by literally everyone. and the people not ignoring you, report you constantly. youre not even wanted here

People with straight hair tend to be more creative/imaginative than people with wavy or curly hair.
Wavy or curly haired people tend to have more mundane, serious, just get the work done types of personalities.
Yes obviously there are exceptions on both sides but it's generally true.

mad mad mad

>>213687891
The entire Asian race

>>213687836
lol
lmao even
even when you bare down, you still can't squeeze out a nugget of truth
so how's the cronem?

bonnie blue got the flu after her shagathon

reminder to the thread to mass-report his posts, his off-VPN posts, his friends posts and all of that you personally dont like which probably also stem from the same Discord group. thanks

>>213687908
My analysis was of white people specifically.

>>213687891
not really that's some nutty unfounded idea you've come up with and now you're reinforcing it in your mind by agreeing with yourself

Bonnie Blue got the flu shagging a jew while on the loo

it's you
you're him

>>213687939
who me?

>>213687909
yeah im not expecting you to "be true" because you are a kike, or change because you spend all day every day (even on christmas) here paying $20 a year to post for so many years and are still complete shit at it. nobody likes you - or wants to see your posts. thats sad because you are an artist. im not expecting you to change from my words tonight

should I do my course work or should I pace back and forth for two hours
hmmmm

>>213687938
Oh Bonnie Blue, I wish she knew, you don't chew on poo when you're fucked in the loo

>>213687959
Do your work

>>213687959
Do your pacing

>>213687956
I'm just getting a chuckle that you're aiming all of this at me after saying you wouldn't waste any more time
Feed me, Seymour.

I found it and it's a panda, also didn't mean anything by it and it was a simple association I made that reminded me of a cute little meme

>>213687908
There are curly haired Asians. It's fairly common in South Korea.

look at them fighting and trying to get their own way out of it to keep posting what they post. look at how scared they are right now because more people might start reporting them

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>>213687959
You can do both. I believe in you!

>>213687996
what is it