Thread 213689820

goats are the sweetest

>>213689820 (OP)
sweetest BBQ you mean

first for catherines decomposed remains

there was a gym in pokemon Go with a scatterbug in it, and Zorua! but I was kicked after only around 30 berries for scatterbug, which gave me 0 candies :(

>>213689841
I've never tried goat meat actually so I wouldn't know
I've had lamb... regrettably

>>213689820 (OP)
goat anon? lol i agree they really are

>>213689864
Probably have had it without realizing. Word on the street around these parts is, Mexican restaurants... they serve goat meat as carne asada. One of them mystery meats. That chewy chunky stuff.

>>213689841
LO AND SLO

go ahead, humiliate me. it doesnt change the fact that she belongs to me. she will never be yours

>>213689899
goat's more expensive - nobody's doing this.

>>213689935
Brother... you have to let me distrust the Mexicans

>>213689896
damn these curved lines

>>213689951
Fire them off to El Salvador for whatever reason you want, just don't lie to yourself about it, lest it lead you to a mistrust of goat or mutton.

don't eat the goats!

why are you being cute for the last 2 hours

just jerked off in a hellman's mayo jar

Pozz my neghole

Spy the fragile heart so cursed
As she walks across this earth
I'll take your secrets to the grave
Safely held beneath the waves

because of the gays

>>213689878
:)

>>213689976
But they're so damned tasty, in curry with potatoes and chana or peas, wrapped up in a little roti blanket with some scotch bonnet sauce. How could they be any happier than that?

Absolutely hate wanking

I'm always cute, you've just started noticing in the last 120.

>>213689899
as far as I know goat is more expensive like the other anon said and also I believe in mexico and south america goat is typically only slow cooked not grilled

at least im 28k XP into the next level already, on Pokemon Go

Edgar Allan Poo

i'm a deeply closeted homosexual

aving a qotsa cry

>>213689899
also I never order carne asada anyway

>>213690028
Goat's more prone to going all muttony than sheep is. Grilled goat exists but it's basically shaved off of one of the pics in these threads. Anything knee-high or bigger is going to need stewed or smoked.

I noticed today that you are cute, just not to me. still dont want you to talk to me though. it is actually good that I now know that you dont want to talk to me either

>>213690074
me and my husband with the missus

>>213690044
I can go with that flow bro.
I can go with that flow.

that I forgot about that

I like talking to you

>>213690076
so I've heard
I've also assumed the aroma of goat is similar to that of lamb, which I'm not particularly fond of, so I haven't been very eager to try it
not entirely opposed to it though if given the opportunity

Swablu detected! brb
not to be all "my nintendo switch" bing wahoo but swablu appeared. this is real life

>>213689975
Brother... I was being presumptuous about goat's meat, as I'm seeing now it's supposed to be of a delicious quality when you're chewing it.

>>213690092
https://youtu.be/9Snn7iet5gY?t=271

>>213690044
i wanna make it witchu
(lol jk)

I think the only qotsa song I could imagine crying to possibly is this one? maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8T-Rk5Ei8
but I have weird memories associated with it

Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good

>>213690111
There's definitely a woolen, slightly gamey quality to it. It plays nicely with the usual thyme-rosemary-sage-onion-garlic that lamb does, and curries with a decent amount of cumin, ginger, garlic and onion.
Garlic and onions. Both. All the time.

>>213690154
>>213690166
*yawn*

>>213690189
go to bed, sleepybear. It's quarter past 3.

>>213690186
>>213690210
um

>>213690166
I do enjoy all of those herbs and alliums
I'm a big fan of aromatic food

no daddy please

Got the fent pouch on

>>213689896
phwoar

Imagine licking Emma Watson’s arsehole clean.

>>213690263
is fent the name of your cute little baby kangaroo? short for fenton? fenton the joey?

um

>>213690334
whats up puppy?

>>213690009
adorable!
>>213690011
nooo i could never although i'm a hypocrite i do love meat just for me not certain animals but i know it's dumb

making the sauce with the sour cream and the lemon and the dill

>>213690350
i feel scared

>>213690227
>>213690297

>>213690400
my fingernails look like this lmao

someone else caught the swablu. so cute

Smoking loud

so sad you use a british vpn
makes so much sense that you're an actual rape victim, poor thing

>>213690586
I haven’t been to a good party in forever there’s something wrong with me

Really having a serious think about a maccies excursion

my best Pokemon (top 6)

I smoke because it gives me knowledge

>>213690586
didnt ask. dont care. kys

>>213690626
poggers

got my bum out

>>213690646
r sophia

any gamers in

>>213690648
Based gramps

>>213690626

forgot to say the stats are 15/14/14
and yeah poggers!

>>213690400
now what have you gone and done that for

>>213690626
I like how the wings are clouds

dude

I pilfered drugs today
god help me last until sunday

the heck is going on in germany?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_kKHvbZ4lE

I just hope that I dont talk out loud or scream in my sleep

need a girl to lay on me while I sleep and to superimpose my little pony on her in a photograph

cause god knows I cant seal the deal

all I think about is pussy and methamphetamine (and play Pokemon Go)

the thussy

>>213690791
..

that "scary fear" thing is hot!

really makes you think

>>213690894
I was going to post "ktim but it looks like my face is melting" but his face was melting
so kim but my face is dripping down the pillow with pubic hair mustache. maybe I ought to lay on my back

weird legitimis-ation

tomorrow - when I am reporting all his posts - I will remember how good these threads were when I was just looking in
its pretty mental he should just get rangebanned

>>213690646
fuck up gingerpaedo

wonder what else in life where I can just say "no"

>>213691029

gay porn

>>213691004
filter him toby i know you don't want to but subjecting yourself to him is bad for you and a waste of time

sucking some nicotine gum

filtering is not a solution

In the mcdonalds drive thru

imagine getting wanked off by your brother and that's enough to set you spiraling down a dark path for the rest of your life
unbelievably grim and tragic tbf

>>213691075
yeah

>>213691075
imagine reading a book
wow. just imagine.

>>213691075
i also watched the new season of white lotus

>>213691107
this is you lashing out, it's a defense mechanism
we have pity for you, you don't need to try and boast about being normal because you've read a book

>>213691107
did the pimp boyfriend discipline her for this

>>213691127
the point was you dont read. you cant imagine. what you will do is sit online typing out "imagine" as if youve had some epiphany and anyone on the face of the planet cares besides you (they dont)

imagine that...wow...

i went to an "all you can eat" buffet and they didn't let me eat all i can eat.

the west has fallen

>>213691160
you're lashing out again

imagine dragons

>>213691188
imagine dragon my nuts on your face bitch ass nigga

kinda sad that you need to come here to talk to the leaf without the shit-flinging fat retard shitting up the place though. its only because fat is a bad mod

>>213691186
sort your life out stupid freak (not that i or anyone else cares desu)

>>213691214
you're projecting your insecurities onto me and lashing out again

>>213691214
horse (also KTIM)

eurgh

>>213691075
every gay lad's origin story

trainer gf storing you in a pokeball

might play custer's revenge

thinking about earlier when the race bait spammers fighting over crumbs of attention all probably thought that my post was about them kekeke

>>213691236
melodramatic, manipulative, loves to play the victim

are you a woman or do you simply enjoy behaving like one?

wow I caught like 6 Treeko today (because the Pokemon still isnt finished) and have now just caught a shiny one

>>213691303
top yourself kiddo noone cares about your stupid pokemon game pathetic waste of space

>>213691289
it's a terrible thing what happened to you
we all just wish you didn't come back to our thread to spew your (unfortunate) mental illness after you had left

>>213691004
<3

actually is only 30 more treeko candies to go until I have completed it
even though ive been catching them every day for like a month

Eating mcdonalds ice cream

>>213691276
OK I will go to sleep and dream about it!

>>213691352
have you tried umamusume the horse game that your bf leaf keep recommending yet

>>213691047
no he's right though he just goes onto his vpn and brings his creepy discord kiddies
filtering only helps so much

>>213691330
>our thread
delusional. this thread is no more yours than it is any other random idiot on 4chan. again, get a life loser. one that doesnt revolve around pretending people here care in the slightest about you or your "extra curricular activities" i.e. (being a fudge packing queer)

probabyl know them IRL

probably talking about an IRL girl
probably with all this cringe behaviour that comes up is the yank poster who wants to look like a totally cool rockstar

>>213691384
you know no one likes you here yet you subject yourself to it
are we all you have?

>>213691384
it is sort of "trauma dumping" ala making your problem everyone elses
also abusing the fact that you are a victim and/or the pity that should come with that. again, very BE-coded

>>213691413
you know grown men tend to speak for themselves. you on the other hand seem to believe youre the spokesman for multiple people. they dont care. get a life. stop thinking you run /brit/ and get a productive hobby instead of wasting your time here you loser

Lotta pussy nigga coded posts in this thread

I agree with him

>>213691449
is our awareness of your existence all you have?

gymtoil looms, even on steroids i still can barely be arsed to do it

>>213691439
you sound like a driveling retard. i bet when you typed that out you thought you sounded really smart, huh? do you have a phd in psychology? no? please keep your idiotic comments to yourself pleb or take your own advice and piss off

Gingernonce read books on investing and then bought Tesla at the top

:O)

>>213691491
sc

sorry anon ill stop so you two can have a conversation with each other. I agree though. just if he tries to pull the "you dont speak for everybody card" and hopefully disarming the narcissist manipulator

>>213691491
damn, kind of sad that he gets to try (given who he is) while Jason is shut down and trapped

Morning team. Feel absolutely shattered today. When I finish toil I'm having some shut eye.

who even is jason and why is he mentioned all the time in cum

>>213691469
>we
>our

/brit/ doesnt care if you die and would probably laugh about it. kindly pipe down retard. there is no comradery or honesty here. its obvious im right im literally defending myself from someone making fun of me for being completely honest. simpletons like you get a kick out of the negative attention and time wasted with these exchanges. its your way of seeking validation. you have 0 personality

>>213691449
not him but youre extremely jealous of me

jump down turn around pick a bale of cotton jump down turn around pick a bale of hay pick a bale of pick a bale of pick a bale of cotton pick a bale of pick a bale of pick a bale of hay

how to make vegan beef casserole with only bread and butter

>>213691564
what is your problem man
something not right here

>>213691564
>>/brit/ doesnt care if you die and would probably laugh about it. kindly pipe down retard. there is no comradery or honesty here
you view /brit/ this way because you're hated here for being a necrophiliac pedo, you have no idea what /brit/ is like for everyone else

>>213691581
ask jeeves broken?

Australia to announce plan to recognize Palestinian state

Prefrontal-cortexberg causing a ruckus in my psyche and relating the workings of the natural world back to my own ego. Causing a great deal of neurosis.

Fuck off put a sock in it bitchass.

Googlign it

>>213691600
do you know what someones opinion is? yours differs from mine. admit it to yourself or dont. either way what you are saying isnt necessarily entirely true or false. ive admitted it just now. maybe one day you can come to grips with that you egotistical prick

I should hope for another chance

>>213691629
alri emm

And the latest from gp?

>>213691629
>the workings of the natural world
which ones

oh the reddit leaf is here i guess this is where the conversation goes from completely idiotic to non existent

the woking of the natural world

Mental health on the decline. Physically exhausted. This is not the life I envisioned myself living.

>>213691685
go tae bed! >:)

>>213691685
MODS

>>213691680
if the conversation here is "completely idiotic" then you maybe should just leave. and I dont think the post was that bad

>>213691697
marry ebin

>>213691697
Ktim

>>213691680
mods, timeout this person
oh you need a time amount for the timeout? need a duration?
ran out of time to write an endign

>>213690756
grim. thanks for sharing

>>213691564
if i found out a brit anon had died i would be a bit sad

>>213691705
going after I smoke and catch this stonjourner (very overpowered Pokemon)

morning lads

>>213691728
Morning Mousey. Have you ever worked a retail job before?

I would be tremendously sad if mousey were to leave
he's a dear

>>213691748
morning horsemong
it's peak freak hours, come back later

what does patentposting-weekends mean?

horse

>>213691762
aye, off to toil in about 25 anyways so i’m just killing time

yeah, maybe I need like 9 girlfriends

putting sweetcorn and nori into my tom yum noodles
it's not typical but it's what we're going to do

>>213691742
thats good that youre civil. id like to think youre not the exception and that the majority of anons here are empathetic as well. im working on this aspect of my own personality regardless of what anyone else is doing with themselves, anyway

>>213691759
we love our mouseposter don't we folks

>>213691786
poobergs going to look interesting

>>213691784
doubtful

>>213691759
The real mousey is gone since 4chan shut down

l just bite off more than l can chew
then l chew it

>>213691803
I never look at my own droppings lest I have a fainting spell

is it really doubtful that a guy would want 9and benefit from having) 9 girlfriends

and opium/laudanum

>>213691794
just for the record I've never seen you post the things people claim you do and so I take that all with a grain of salt because there are bullies and trolls who like to frequent the thread and make up rude things about others
I don't have anything against you, I just don't like you telling people to kill themselves and such

took too long to respond to a post again so it looks like I conceded, second time it's happened today

>>213691850
a+

tonight's material

>>213691857
precisely

>>213691851
he's spent years fantasising about raping and eating a girl that died in sandy hook (the ginger girl you might see posted sometimes)

>>213691705
almost cant save this image due to the disk space being full

>>213691875
I've yet to see evidence of this, only people claiming that it's true

They took my foreskin. Where did it go?

glad I didnt say - "agree with him", and "completely" on the end. also wow thanks other yank
really makes u think about life (lessons)

im not jesus

You called. We answered.
Simple as that.

>>213691889
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cathy%7C%7Ccatherine/country/us/filter/text/

when I got in the shower yesterday (its 5AM) after I got a spider out of the bath, and watched another one manage to crawl up the side of the bath while taking a poo, a fruit fly (actually in the shower!) flew into my face and then on the wall after so that id try to flick it away, and I flicked water at the spider. looking back at this I wonder what the fly was thinking but in the moment I got so angry that the little jihad insect is constantly doing stuff like this and how much they get from suiciding into me as a pack. its actually kind of mental! this hivemind!!

I mean that the flicklets of water could probably never manage to do much to the spider in the bathtub. if anything it gave the spider more help to get up the tub (by what ive learned)
I was taking a poo*

>>213691916
and how do I know these aren't from others posing as him?

Fuck me it’s 5am again

>>213691889
>>213691916
ive also explained numerous times these posts were satire and in response to the emma watson spam which has persisted over several years. again, ive gotten out of the habit of posting this type of stuff whereas the emma poster continues. ive stopped he continues. the bottom line? fix your own behavior stop worrying about others

fruit flies made in a lab
not by god
a lot of god in them. a bit like god for humans to create an animal (not at all like dogs btw). in a way a thing that god did if he made humans which then created or changed animals and made antibiotics
I think it is probably a sin to say "I am god in a small way in me"

>>213691949
if you wish to give him that much benefit of the doubt then fair enough but he'll admit it himself

why do you post the ginger kid pics though? because that does tie in to the "child models" botnet guy

>>213691978
accusing someone of being a pedo for dead kids who got shot in a school and then saying "fair enough" and walking away when you cant prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt is actually nuts

>>213691993
i havent been here for three months. before that i had stopped. i have recently come back and have posted a few and am already correcting my behavior. can the same be said for the degenerates coitizing me?

>>213692001
everyone knows who gingernonce is it's not something that needs to be proven to anyone that posts here, if this innocent yank wants to be that impartial then fair enough let them, they've got desuarchive they can see he's been at this for years

>>213692010
whats the reason for you "relapsing" into posting images of the kid

Sir Pure Satire

>>213692013
I have seen people ITT accusing basically anything and everything (especially what they dont like) paedophiles. you called someone else a pedo 2-3 hours ago

the yank AI spammer (a different person or not) was - according to anon - posting embedded CSAM ITT, 1 hour ago
>>213690589
>>213691289
>>213691439

did you know they have cholo clothing stores

wish dtfic was here, this thread would be home for him

stonjourner disappeared
pretty sad
heard there was a new swablu trainer in town

>>213692117
True

well this thread is just you two so have fun kissing

>>213692045
sybau

sneed

didn't realize I had run out of sweetcorn so it's just nori and dehydrated veg for me :'(

can't wait for the next random war to kick off so the westerner normies can pitch a flag in whichever side their chosen media outlets tell them to lads
laos vs myanmar, who are you siding with lads?

I was just wondering if you wanted to hangout with me and smoke Larks and fill our bellies with club soda and watch 愛をください on VHS.

>>213692239
Laos all day

>>213692239
whichever is most in China's interest

actually we're all on an anonymous image board and can only really guess who is posting at any given moment and insisting that you know exactly who is posting when it could be anyone is just silly and certainly not something to take seriously or work yourself into a lather over

>>213692259
rorke

can definitely run longer but my ankles and shins keep hurting before i get exhausted
also keep finding condoms on this trail so i fear i may run into some people shagging

Any limpdick man in

chinas the most moral world power

NERF THIS

was once walking to my mate's house when i was about 9 or 10 and walked past this one house where there was this lady sunbathing naked on her front lawn, vile bitch should be locked up for exposing herself to kids

listening to snow patrol

overwatch gooning

>>213692301
>naked
topless i mean, she didn't have her fanny out

ssris making it so hard to cum that i think im damaging my willy from tugging on it too hard

>>213692324
got prescribed those as a teenager, only took them for a few months but wanking has never felt the same since, think they did permanent damage to some nerve endings down there
SSRIs are the jews' way of chemically circumcising you if they haven't managed to actually circumcise you i reckon

>>213692301
when i walked around in europe as a kid i saw topless ads and women on the beach
stop being such a yankified prude

you are a fucking moron if you take SSRIs

>>213692368
try taking a about 2 to 4 times the recommended dose of diphenhydramine before wanking and let me know what happens

>>213692308
Need a bird like this to lurk about in my ice cold incel fortress

>>213692401
reckon i'd ejaculate smoke all over a shadow person's face

>>213692324
when I was on antidepressants I could not cum no matter how hard I tried
could still get stiffies just couldn't finish
If you ever want to destroy a girl's self esteem then stop sex twenty minutes in because nothing is going to happen

can still cum on them cause im a virile stallion just not every day

>>213692363
Thought I saw a black woman throwing it back somewhere in those trees

>>213692388
theres too much incel stigma around them i feel no different on lexapro just 60% less anxious

Business idea: my willy inserted into a fanny.

>>213692411
no it takes a bit more than that to achieve delirium

i think it's time i do this wee, get everybody and the stuff together...

>>213692439
look closer ;)

since i can't seem to cure my depression i might as well try to turn my life into a gritty noir film

>>213692447
just won’t work

he thinks I'm joking or trying to trick him with the diphenhydramine thing but it's real
don't take enough to hallucinate but more than a normal dose and give yourself an orgasm
for me and some other people the orgasm is absurdly intense for some reason
it felt like I was cumming for the first time
it knocked the wind out of me
very strange but interesting

Waiting in staff room for toil to begin team

Oh, hello there. Have you been to Japan? Within one week of being there a girl licked my asshole for the first time ever. What was your Japan trip like?

Changing of the guards as the clue gainers awake and take the reins

>>213692495
how did you manage that?

No Jew ever said I was a subhuman.

diphenhydramine is an anticholinergic so presumably it has something to do with the action of acetylcholine in the musculature of the genitalia

Me hunched over a small rubbish bin next to the toilet in Emma Watson’s flat licking her used toilet paper wipings.

Fucking knackered today team. Shan't be over exerting myself

>>213692534
you've got two knackers between your legs

>>213692511
I licked her asshole because I'm into that and then she got curious and wanted to try it. It actually felt amazing. Anyway, that girl never spoke to me again after I tried to fuck her friend lol. Good memories tho xx

>>213692543
niggerscreaming

i have the brain of a female

>>213692543
Leave me the fuck alone

On the couch scratching my scote

gamers want this one thing and it's ridiculous
https://files.catbox.moe/iosz51.jpg

>>213692632
oh my

Chune
https://youtu.be/Ss8_X2VvHZs?si=GAVgpCz6QBeNS0Ax

>>213692673
you want bumming of robert redford or paul newman?

We'd be a more successful species if women consumed the man's body after sex.

God, just give me this one thing and I'll figure out the rest myself.

big big fan of the female butt hole
especially when its a little hairy

>>213692845
>>>/h/8687171

>>213692995
Bit early you cunt.

Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster seen attending The Icon Ball at The Landmark Hotel (2021)

>>213693112
It's almost 11pm

On monday i'm really getting it all sorted