Thread 213690855

sweet and spicy edisi

first

>>213690855 (OP)
rape

>>213690960
Are you really that dominant

shes only 17 you disgusting pedo freaks

>>213690991
Proof?

>Gehlee (젤리 당카) is a Filipina member of the South Korean girl group UNIS.
>Birth Date: August 19, 2007 (age 17)

>>213691054
8 more days to go then

KYS NONCE

how do we solve the problem of tambays forcing them to work?

>>213690855 (OP)
what happened to pancit canton
it tastes like shit now

>>213691346
They're made in thailand now

kek

>order kofi (espresso)
>ask for check
>restaurant manager v. 69 crashes
>taking a long time to reboot
>leave without paying
are you devilish in your sea country

>>213691577
>leave without paying
Why?

>>213691758
because i had to catch the movie

>>213691577
was it really that easy?

>>213690855 (OP)
She needs 3 big papua dicks in all 3 holes at the same time

>a week later, an arrest warrant will be issued for laokot, backed by cctv footage sent to the police station.
rip

>>213691791
>>213691860
she said i can pay later this week
usually i go there before w*rk, sometimes after

What's for lunch guys?
I'm having leftover adobo from last night

maybe shes into you laokot? hehehe

bago
>>213692089
>>213692089
>>213692089

>>213691960
probably kaphrao again.

Turns out the cheap bodyweight scale that I bought doesn't actually measure my body-fat ratio
It's just estimated based on some nerd's function
Hate chink shit so much

>>213691960
chicken nugget and rice

>>213692130
>Pignoys vpnfagging proven once again to generate traffic on 4chan

Pathetic

i didnt make that thread doe

bago
>>213692370
>>213692370
>>213692370

kiss your sister

thats not scaramouche

>>213692587
which one, older or younger?

There's no sister in my country

UP was a mistake

>>213691960
I had fish embutido. It’s surprisingly good because it didn’t have the fishy taste you’d normally get with poorly made ones.

why do indians love this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wESgcExetso

Was this funded by our taxpayer money? Wave that One Piece flags higher.

>>213693322
Soulless slop

The Philippines is such a beautiful country with alot of beautiful men. <3

gn

>>213693322
Just don't vote abs military guy like wowo next time
OK

>>213693569
>Just don't vote abs military guy like wowo next time
I don't even know the correlations regardless of whether that happened or not. We're talking about funding animation with taxpayer money in the same nation that fear a flag from an anime here.

>>213692656
OLDER THAI SISTER UOOOGHHHHH (/ToT)/ i want my dry pussy now !!!!

i inhaled this too much today and now i have a headache

>>213693995
it's the chip that is planted by the glow in the dark cia nigger is working

>>213693322
Nobar bareng2 yuks.

now that a chinese coast guard ship is going to sunk later, are we at war with china?

>>213694409
Chinks would wage a multiple civil wars like in the romance of three kingdoms before their government can start another conscription.

>>213694409
no, but you will receive a chink's final warning.

do you like vietnamese coffee?

>>213694409
chinks are traders their entire 'asian century' meme depends on south china sea and belt and road being stable and enables faster economic growth for them. if there's one power who wants war in asia its america but they're still busy ruining middle east atm

>the west philippines sea belongs to us!
also pinoy
>let us leave the country and never come back!

>>213694743
>south china sea
>the west philippines sea
ahem. it's champa sea. sir

>>213694780
Dumb question from a historylet. Why do we need South China Sea when we have the entire pacific on the other side?

>cina is going to nuke us tommorow for killing 500+ plan and coast guard sailors
and you are still a virgin

lol

>>213694867
oil and LNG

>>213694919
You guys plan to reopen the US naval base right? Just ask daddy Trump to build nuke launcher there as deterrent to Chink.

>>213694108
]>Nonton bareng bareng bareng

do we really have chink shills posting here

>>213695243
Singaporeans and Malayians post here, yeah.

ooof

What would a war between China and Philippines mean for an average Pinoy man like me anyway?

>>213695266
KWAB

>>213695266
Why don't yall just ram into them or use EMP drones on them tbqh.

>>213695289
isang yang chao
2 order congee
1 peking duck

a POGO enclave just got raided in my barangay

do raids show up in nbi clearance?

there was a POGO house in my village and squatters would come in and steal shit from them because they know the chinkoids couldnt do shit

>>213695623
A couple of years ago, my barangay had problems with waste disposal so there weren't any garbage trucks to pick up trash so people just threw their trash in front of the house that was obviously a POGO hideout because it's not like the chinese were going to call the barangay to complain lol

>>213695266
Not a coincidence that the only building that collapsed during the earthquake a few months ago here was a chinese one

>>213695289
You'll get obligatory Chinese girlfriend once your country finished kicking Xi Jin Ping's ass.

>>213695623
>>213695718
based. i saw a chink got robbed in pasay and i just ignored it

>China getting uppity again
Send in the CSG to spook them Mr. Trump

i miss the times when i used to work at a pogo in bacoor ngl, the unlimited buffet and the gaming pc they provided was worth it to stay there

Should i ask for if there's any tests or interview first? I know jobs that has easiest entry has the shittiest day to day tasks and jobs that has the hardest interviews has the easiest day to day tasks

>>213696161
Also tangerang from bekasi is like 3hr ride on train. I can tolerate commuting to jakarta but tangerang? No thanks.

>>213695965
the 130k month salary was also amazing but those days are gone

>>213696161
Also kos disitu mahal ga sih?

>Imam from Saudia comes to Malaysia
>gives his khutbah in Arabic
>Malaysians complain they can't understand him
We're heading into American-levels of delusion where the whole world has to cater to us

>>213696196
Ngekos lah cuk

>>213696161
>Bsd
Lmao GG

>>213696248
How's that possible. Isn't Malaysian Malay culture about who's more religious and who's more arabic?

>>213696246
Kalo kost di kompleks2 yang masuk BSD-nya sih mahal, tapi kalo lu mau cari kontrakan petak atau kost di kampung2 yang nyempil di BSD bisa lah dapet murah.

>>213696248
English lah
He tak cakap english kah?

>>213696246
Murah
3 jutaan aja dapet
2.5 juga ada

>>213696319
10-15 years ago probably, but not now
I guess we're disillusioned with Islam as a concept and view it just as a unifying thread among the Malays - anecdotal but assuming the throngs of Rohingyans and Bangladeshis who come here, the Malays don't really view them as fellow muslims

>>213696417
Khutbah is preferable in Arabic

>>213695623
>>213695718
My brother works at diagnostic healthcare clinic. Loved it because it was chill and that there weren't many patients compared to other bigger clinics. Suddenly, they'd get surges of chinese trying to get their tests done. He wouldn't have minded it if they weren't a bunch of retards that couldnt follow the most basic instructions like not fasting for 12 hours, peeing INSIDE the cup, not smoking inside the clinic or not getting into brawl fights with each other. He got sick of it that he just collected all of their info and reported them all to the police. They all stopped coming after a week

>>213696321
Seberapa murah kalau di kampung?

>>213696433
Nah man my maximum budget is 1,5. 2 if im being desperate

>>213696497
>Khutbah is preferable in Arabic
But what's the point if people don't understand?

>>213696629
Don't rich people difficult

>>213694934
2 ships damaged without firing a single shot kek

>>213696863
dude shut up

>>213696605
Nice selfie btw

>>213695623
>>213696605
first batch of pogo workers was pretty chill and smart, i think theyre north east chinese like chad looking mfs.
now when duterte arrived, the dogshit chinks(Fujians,Hokkien,Fuzhou,etc..) have arrived and flooded. ruined the image of chinese in my mind

>>213696629
Antara 800rb-di bawah 2 jt an, tergantung lokasi dan fasilitas sih.
Banyak kok pegawai2 di mall/restoran/bisnis sekitar BSD yang kost di kampung2.
Cuma mesti punya motor sih, BSD luas cuk.

is it really impossible to get hired as a 30yearold? i applied to 20 jobs, none responded.

>>213697237
How's the native Chinese population in your country?
The only Philippine-Chinese people I know is only Azi Acosta.

>>213697324
most of those are escaped from mao era, so theyre pretty well integrated tho they still marry each other until 2nd gen mixed with flips. now if you mix mud and water you get mud so theyre pretty much gone now

>>213697407
So most of them are basically just Pinoys now?
Are there some part of the population who run your economy like here in Indo?

>>213697301
>20
Rookie

>>213697407
Disgusting

>>213697301
Just lie on your resume and read a thing or two about your lies to make your bullshit believable.

>>213697301
not using deageifier in big 25 is crazy tbqh

just bee urself

>>213697738
>Just lie on your resume
how often this actually happened and how many people got away with it? and how much lie is preferable?

Fake it till you make it

>>213696863
Stop questioning everything mmkay?

Should i ask for 7 mill for my first job

i wish i didnt sell my 1080ti
it was my first GPU and i saw a guy take apart his GPU, put it in a frame and coat it with resin

>>213697301
What job have you worked so far? What's your track record looks like

when did balut become so expensive
it used to cost like 10 pesos now its 25

Do your relatives ask you for gamba money iyc

kys pedotroon

>>213697301
>30 yo
What did you graduate in? SMA? S1?

20 more minutes until my shift is over and i have to shit real bad

>>213697214
You will get killed in Lanao if you call those Muslims - "Bisaya".

I'm not joking, those Muslims would rather suck Tagalog cock 7 days a week than tolerate a Bisaya government

>>213697460
>>213697732
they have chinese blood but think like filipino

look at philippine defense pages you can see their family names and they hate mainladers more than average filipino does

>>213700068
can't you just shit on work hours

Why do I need a college degree just to get a low paying manual job in the Philippines?

>>213700196
I dont care, race mixing is gross especially with chinks

Always the mfs with 0 bitches crying about race mixing

>>213701185
to get a fucking job.
i graduated from the province and took low pay jobs to get skills. face it, philippines has too many people and too little opportunities

>>213701185
niga shut up

pengen nangis

how do i buy large amounts of hydrofloric acid without raising too many red flags

>>213701613
find a bulk seller in bambang + lalamove pasabuy
remember to use cash

>she posted this
A-are they breaking up, guys?
Should I make a move?

Ate my cake pape, I mean, cake my rape pape, I mean, rate my cake pape.

I think I'm a communist, guys - at least some sort of guy who's very community-based
>no job, feel useless
>have job, feel useful

>>213702001
You're just normal...

>>213702001
No job just means you are on your training montage filler episodes era.

>>213702024
No, I don't want to be normal

>>213701993
bonus 1080
https://files.catbox.moe/53vgkf.mp4

>>213701346
t.Susilo Bambang Kok Zheng

>People getting shocked my motivation to work as a wagie is just to earn money
I just dont care anymore, i'm just a regular loser if i don't have a job.

>>213701185
you keep saying this everyday bro
if you can suck it up for at least 4-5 years, better companies will start pinging you left and right.
it's easier when you start working early like 18-22
if you just started working around 25 - 30 it will get be more difficult.

>>213702323
NOOO
YOU HAVE TO BE EXCITED TO WORK FOR US!!!
JUST PURSUING MONEY IS GREEDY AND BAD FOR COMPANY CULTURE

>>213698933
her mom is cuter

Getting hired and holding a job are two different things

pagi i guess

Guys I have 20K USD in my checking account.
What should I do with it?

>>213702568
pagi

>>213702582
give them to me obv

I have the time, but I don't know what to do to make my life better.
Fuck this cunt.

exercise obv

>>213697301
I got my first real job at 31

>>213698184
Put it in range
Like write 5-7 mil

fufufafa is such a huge fucking faggot holy shit

>>213702582
I have $50k that I was wondering what to do with. I rather not put it in savings because the interest rate is getting lesser.

Also I don’t think this is the best place on asking what to do with money.

>>213702712
Wabah kerjanya cari-cari kesalahan orang aja ya
Ga ada kerjaan apa gimana

>>213702675
Give me (You) malingshit or I will colonize your cunt.

Life was easier when I just had my immediate surroundings, hearing about Gaza, Sudan, Yemen, etc. makes me feel miserable

>>213702712
Idk about you but ahy aren't relevant in Jakarta election let alone in national elections
Jokowi itself Is happily dancing with the fake diploma issues
Idk why ffff would put a bad gesture to ahy

>>213702710
i'd write 6-8.

>>213702389
tell me about it and how can i be better

>>213702582
go to europe and work for an esports org. trust me.

You guys have already colonized my cunt
My plumber is from Bandung
My friends are from Makassar, Sulawesi, Jogja
The guy I buy my cigs from is from Aceh

wtf, J-10C just flew over my pinoy friend's house.

should i mop the pee stains from my bathroom floor

me

>>213702627
what's your job? how much do you earn every month and how long is your commute?

buy twitter blue and start tweeting random shit off the top of your head. get actual engagement instead of just farming it with AI posts or ragebaits.

go vlogging like everyone else for youtube shorts

Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be loved? To be missed?

There's no love in my country

>>213702969
>Jokowi itself Is happily dancing with the fake diploma issues
>Idk why ffff would put a bad gesture to ahy
They probably didn't think that far and were actually offended by the issue.

It's impossible to not have a gf especially in a social region like SEA unless you niggas literally don't talk to girls

why does pissing outside feel more liberating than pissing inside the cuck bowl

>>213703884
I look like mr os?

>>213703482
you

Idk who that is

>>213703884
>hang out with friends
>friend group includes a few girls
>one of them is very *very* nice to me
bought me food and everything but she has a bf
what the hell, man?

https://youtu.be/AFRbJuZ0KzI
Thaibros is this true

>>213704176
>she has a bf
>what the hell, man?
yeah kek, this is my issue as well, every girls I met already have a bf

>>213704299
I can't read indomie rune, tho.

>>213698374
mobile barista for few months kek
>>213699660
sma
>>213702677
qrd

i feel like i went overkill buying a 9800x3d

CPU usage never really goes beyond 30% even on games like RDR2 and cyberpunk

>>213704635
Buy a beefier GPU

>>213692587
Where's the continuation?

>>213704372
>What you give, you get back
If I do decide to pursue them, sooner or later they're going to cheat on me too haiyaa

gen Z itu dikit2 nangis dikit2 nangis. Ga heran gen Z minim inovasi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzZrcqf826E

This is the playbook of every dictatorship, trying to make it seem like foreign people are going after their nation, when it was the corrupt China party's own doing that's causing everyone to hate China. It's because they want to cling to power, the corrupt China party needs an enemy that threaten their citizens.

pengen nangis

>>213704583
>mobile barista for few months kek
ok, great. but other than that what do you do? jaga warung? jadi pasukan oranye? masih tinggal bareng ortu kah?

about those 20 jobs, what kind of job did you apply to?

if you still have a couple million left (or just simply ask someone or pinjol) go get a certification training.
get CCNA at least

>>213706146
Ngewe yuk gan

>>213696629
BSD itu tangerang borju. Kalau ada motor, motoran 15-30 menit sekali jalan ke arah tangerang non-borju nya. Banyak yang murah. Macet ga separah jakarta.

orang hitam

>>213706146
>Jo isn't Gen-Z herself
Tante Jo~

>>213706356
You don't get full amount if you sell through asset store.

>>213696605
>peeing INSIDE the cup

>>213706436
I'd actually be embarrassed if I was xer, that nigga is a virgin at 30 holy shit

>>213706515
/int/ meetup but its just us gangbanging Jo

>>213706551
Basado, I'm in

perawan tua

What is indon millenial inovation?

>>213706551
brown sausage party

Millenial: sutradarai animasj jumbo setara Disney eaaaa
GenZ: nangis karna ga bisa naik busway trus curhat ke chatgpt

>>213707079
Lha lu ngapain nangis unc, udah tua masih 4chan bikin malu gw (millenail unc) aja

>>213707079
>>213707228
kahwin aja lo

Once I have made a lot of money here I want to build a baroque style palace somewhere in SEA. I will try to take in as many of you as possible, you can become my maids and I will take good care of you and give you all of my affection.

>>213707297
time to femboymaxx I guess

>>213707228
??
>>213707265
mending kahwin sama bantal anime husbu rambut merah

>>213707297
I will join you but in secret I will fuck the other maids (male)

>>213707365
>time to femboymaxx I guess
you aren't already?

>>213707365
>>213707479
You can do what you want as long as the house stays clean and you don't bring in any STDs by having sex with outsiders. I wanna have a long life full of love making and comfort ahead of me afterall.

Where do all /asean/ femboy go?
We used to have many more

i drank water while hungry for dinner earlier and it felt like a punch in the gut
does this mean i should fast to lose weight or not

instant kofi time

American woman IRL (dont fall to these shills ITT)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Vk07T8lbW8

>Don't piss on my back and tell me its raining, governement!
I follow her on Insta, she's chill

>>213708135
are you exercising as well

>>213708199
no what's that

>>213707297
>Once I have made a lot of money here I want to build a baroque style palace somewhere in SEA. I will try to take in as many of you as possible, you can become my maids and I will take good care of you and give you all of my affection.

0-3 Jurassic Park (1993)
4-6 Army of Darkness (1992)
7-9 Black Knight (2001)

>>213707079
Masih hidup aja lo bangsat

saw a guy wearing a MAGA hat today

i did another water change on my fishtank today. it's still a little dark because i was neglecting it for a long time. but i can't change a lot at a time or else the fish get mad

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every sunday

dead

sleep

chuds

odds cigs
evens sleep

yes

smoking is bad for you chud

>khmers for the longest time refused to even retrieve the corpses of their troops littering the battlefield along our shared border
>because doing so would be admitting they actually lost guys
>still insist they lost less than 10 soldiers
>even when their own funeral videos show dozens upon dozens of caskets

What kind of mental illness is this?

Is destur an indog name

Kekarooo

>>213707297
This same offer but I don't have any money and never will

how do i get a free gpu?

SUUSUUU

>>213702712
bollywood-like

uhh guys?

Leg day is useless if you dont train your endurance via cardio exercise like running. Most gym rats that I know, with those bubbly looking legs, cant even jog for a normal rate of 30 minutes, after 15 minutes they began to stop because their legs got cramped and they need to apply funny hot oil so that it wont hurt their doodoo bubble legs muhsel

I WOKE UP TODAY STILL ALIVE. WHAT THE SHIT I THOUGHT CHINKOIDS WILL NUKE US BY NOW

If there's any niggers under 20 who is scrolling this site: just so you know you better get a remote job before you turn 25.

You must escape indog clown worldery

But if i run i looked like a meth head or penyintas kanker

Yata sama chudai artinya apa kak?

What happened to thai posters?
>muh war
not an argument

>>213721711
How?

>Manila Digger
kek

got a rejection email this morn
>thanks for applying
>hope you found the time you spent interesting and enjoyable
peak HR humor

just bee urself

>>213722396
dont look up, the negros island basketball team

>>213706303
selling home made cooking/pastries. i was a NEET most of the time.
>about those 20 jobs, what kind of job did you apply to?
FnB shits, because i know how to make pastries. oh also cleaning service.
>CCNA
what's that?

Twitter give me access to Thai goons (straight one)
She looks like Daiwa Scarlet
https://x.com/THAI_DACK_HEE/status/1708059176398901526

>>213723227
I don't have twitter account. Can't even see the twitter post .....

>>213723289
>I don't have twitter account. Can't even see the twitter post .....
use xcancel

>>213723289
Sorry about that, it is not that good anywa- WHERE THE FUCK IS SPOILER BUTTON

>>213721711
papua aren't black

>>213721857
i don't know either but it is goon

>>213721887
muh holocaust

>>213720683
i need big leg to move box, dough

that's not scaramouche

>>213723467
gyno

what happens here

mine

>>213723826
>kucing

SUUSUU

there's no job in my country

Saya suka susu, saya suka sex, tapi kontol saya belum bisa di pakai, iritasi soalnya kebanyakan coli, tiap 2 hari gak tahan sange coli lg iritasi lg. Bangsat, gue mesti puasa 2 mggu anjing

>>213724079
banyakin pakai mousturizer/hand body/vaseline jelly

today is mother's day imc.

>>213724120
Udah pake banyak banget lube, tp ttp aja gtu. Sampe parno kira kena std padahal masih perjaka.

>>213724384
Whats the point of that clothes? Sex?

she wont fuck you chud

Jobs in my country like janitor and fast food require a college degree

>>213724420
Pitslut

>>213724420
It's a white suit worn by civil servants for royal ceremonies and state ceremonies.

>>213724517
Do they really issued sleeveless inner wear?

>>213724539
the rules don't actually say you need sleeveless undershirts, but it seems people wear them anyway because they help women's ceremony suit look more elegant. that's why they do it.

>>213702712
> indonesia pop base
> politics
the absolute soullessness of indog youth

>>213724384
Insane pit window wtffff

>>213724491
Stop lying come on
All you need is udemy and couple projects and just mass apply

>ask my crush to have lunch with me earlier
>saw her having lunch break with mr lim's son

that happened

>that feel when winning against grandpa propaganda page on fb just using AI thesis checker.
it was this dayak supremacist btw

>asked a long-time highschool friend out this weekend
>she said yes but asked if I lose invited our other friends
>I said no because it's a very important talk
>Pressured me to answer
>admitted everything and asked her out again
>haven't replied back since yesterday
It's so fucking over isn't? She's a very important friend who helps me cope right now at my lowest point in life and I fumbled it. I already accept that I'd die kissless (no longer a virgin). Might as well end it all before all the shame hits me in full.

>>213726137
>ask my crush to have lunch with me earlier
How do you do this without spilling spaghetti

Siesta time, bros.

>university library updates catalog website
>gives no results when you filter source type:article
>it's summer, so no one else cares
i'm filing a complaint

this is why grandpas should be banned from browsing internet the time they're retired from work just like how they're driving recklessly on the road.

>5 page report due in 2 weeks
i suffer

Just use ai

^tsmt

>>213726438
just drank a kofi.

>>213726926
>>213726926
>>213726926
new/baru/bago

new/baru/ba-ACK

/asean/ is anime board

>>213726902
>just drank a kofi.
which brand
i had highland (vietnam) and it sucks

Retard here, why do people hype up vietnam kofi? Does it contain more caffeine compared to regular kofi?

>>213727830
condensed milk + brewed kofi is very delicious

>>213727788
amazon

Ian found new grift (groyper)

directions say to mix sachet with 75 mL hot water, which means less kofi
i drink like 150 mL with other brands THOUGH

>>213727850
we do that shit too. (kafae boran)

>>213727788
Add condensed milk
>>213727830
Their coffee is strong and bitter af. I need to dilute it into ice coffee or add condensed milk to be drinkable

>>213728119
>>213728119
>>213728119
>>213728119

why does janny hate /asean/?

>>213728119
>>213728119
>>213728119
move here, we're here

>>213728157
I mean its better than a period with a picture with penis pills

>>213727830
why would anyone hype up garbage tier robusta?

>>213727882
what the fuck is his deal?

>>213728271
I dunno, ask self hating faggots on reddit and facebook.

>>213726928
nice try falseflagging as me bitch
glad janny nuked you are OP

And if you don't love me now
You might never love me again