Again edition

>>213692990 (OP)

awake but at what cost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBaM8eutHOg

>>213693010
Today can be a fresh start. The first step in a new direction

My willy is half a cubit long

>>213693180
yh? let's see it

eating fried chicken for breakfast like a common wog

>>213693331
I posted it before, the night 4 Chan was supposedly going down

I'll fix my life right before I die. Before then there's no point

Penning a thesis pertaining to the oriental fanny

>>213693354
post it again

The Undietaker

nothing ever happens

feel like reading a book but i'm fairly monged out on benzos so it's unlikely i'll remember anything i read

>>213693532
>monged out on benzos
which and how much?

The xaniel day-lewis

she be out here singing that garfield and friends theme tune fuck

daniel gay poois

struggling to comprehend the meaning of pop goes the weasel

Group splat

If she wanted to use my mouth as a toilet I wouldn’t mind one bit.

Good morning to my fellow National Socialists and Fascists.

>>213693591
What mum got on for breakfast?

been trying to find the full version of this brit rap song since 2015 and it's driving me insane

>>213693570
monkey get him squish him pop like balloon

>>213693570
it's like a weasel popping out of a hole i think

>>213693570
haha poop goes the weasel
captcha: JPRAW

>>213693601
I'm cooking some bacon

>>213693615
NO POP HOLE

https://youtu.be/EqFnDWdUBi8?t=247

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1754886818199419.mp4

Fucking hell leg looks like cut beef

Was forced to wake up early today and now I’m near toil an hour early than when the office actually opens

>>213693657
screaming love these videos

Just loading rorke's bussy with BBC like I'm reloading a mortar

>>213693657
sc

>>213693657
What a wimp

Ustadh Adnan got y'all good with this one again

fat fat chubby
chubby chubby chunky
chunky chunky tiny
itty bitty monkey

>>213693006
Corrrr

>>213693662
for whom the bellend toils, innit

>>213693706
Rorke shook

those replies lead me to believe it would be a funny and amusing video however it was actually a child with their leg blown up, i have been fooled again

the latest filter additions
need /gif/ deleted

You will not replace us.

Gonna get sorted tomorrow dont want to end up like this >>213693787

>>213693787
Booty warriors

>>213693646
Good song and good album. Maybe it's their third best album after Songs for the Deaf and Lullabies

got a device to make my guitar go into the computer going to make some songs

>>213693706
Rorke BTFO

Even Celts came from the European continent though. And all humans originally came from Africa. So every human that has been to the UK is an immigrant.

>>213693763
Humor is relative innit one man's tragedy another man's comedy

>>213693787
Where’s the scat filter?
It used to have a massive /gif/ filter but never properly backed it up, that board is fucking awful without one

>>213693706
Hate mongs like this, you could replace the majority of Britain's population with people from Europe and barely anything would change, replace it with sheeds and there would be a complete cultural change as it suddenly becomes cold-weather-stan

British tourist pleads guilty to killing a man while drunk driving an e-scooter in Australia

Toildome doors opening in 6 minutes, don’t think ‘berg would let me leave early if I show up early though

Good morning you bunch of smeggy wasters x

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

Crashing into the walls of my runtcage at full speed

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

>>213694010
Mesopotamian fertility goddess physique

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

>>213693787
you could've simplified that by narrowing down the regexes to certain keywords
unless the filter doesn't work like that and needs entrire strings, idk

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Corring and phwoaring

>>213693925
He's just pointing out that white Brits are immigrants too, which is true.

>>213693963
Contracted hours. Any extra hours you 'voluntarily' work before or after hours will not be reimbursed, neither monetarily nor in the form of time in lieu.

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The life of a mentally ill spacker really is something

waiting for neighbourberg to fuck off so I can start blasting music

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>213691969
Cannot wait for dtfic to see this post

Going to cape verde

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Poo in a hole

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Oh he peakin

>>213694144
if you arent ziedbelg then why do you post on a belgian flag?

>>213694121
me too, when?

Don’t know how anyone drives in af1s

Leftypol getting done by nonce hunter rorke
Rorke complaining too much and getting exposed as a nonce himself

>>213693520

>>213694185
Today lol

>>213694186
You get used to it desu, I did my entire driving lessons/test with them that it felt weird using shoes with thinner soles

Cor

>>213694250
you need doing in
posting shite like this at this time of the morning

>>213694260
brown
>>213694186
brown

>>213694302
Virgin

>>213694056
Nah that's subversive jewish lies.

>>213694301
Sorry mate, here's something to cleanse the pallet

Remigration or Global Exterminationism?

>>213694321
PALATE
Not pallet
You fucking working class scum

weatening my pallet with whore derves

the toil freaks

another week for them

2 minutes until the first day of my new life

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).

the daily MAYUL

>>213694438
>>213694442
>>213694459
Do you know what state April from eastbound and down accent is from

Coldplay situation is insane.

>>213694489
qrd?

>>213694496
No

>>213694474
>eastbound and down
Never watched it, sorry

>>213692990 (OP)

>>213694474
she just sounded like any deep south girl, maybe alabama

>>213694474
north carolina

sat here enjoying a break time sammich

>>213694489
No it's not

>>213694578
>>213694609
Thanks boys

>>213694652
He's right, I just read it and it's insane

The chase

Jesus was white

>>213694674
you’re right and i’m insane

*nervously walks into /Brit/ takes a deep breath and confidently walks up to the nearest anon *
Thats a great tie, is there a story behind it?

total cock-up

>>213694709
You really liked that post, didn't you?

there were 2 evil looking migrants on the bus and i was wary of them but when they stood up they were both on 5 foot tall

>>213694625
you must work a weird shift if you're having a break at 9am

>>213694747
06:45-16:15, get off fridays a bit earlier
got breakfast break at 9

>>213694729
What do you think will be the wildest dance move we'll see tonight?

got my gun license a year ago
still don't have a gun

There was this racist looking incel Timmy that kept looking at me on the bus today, it was weird.
Anyways, now I’m home and it’s time for me to clap some white cheeks.

look smithers - GARBO is coming!

>>213694763
aren't americans handed a gun at birth

>>213694763
should keep a handgun in your car so you can blow any police that stop you to pieces fuck them cops

mind the grab

found out a really big secret in Pokemon Go (and its because level 40 is still the end of the game lello)

https://youtu.be/bMgRYQa2V8I?si=61l2iitl_HGq8qZ5

Orwellian

>>213694827
>lets normalise thievery and put the onus on tourists and members of the public rather than policing these things
Despise sadiq khan

>>213694857
schizo incel freak

*makes minecraft villager sound* I need a girlfriend

Alexas;-
play "the only thing they fear is you, DOOM";
load boards dot 4chan dot org forwardsslash int forwardsslash thread forwardsslash two one three six nine two nine nine zero hashtag pee 21369498 into the address bar; append a random number between 10 and 99 to the end and hit GO

Hate this fascist fucking cunt so much

two one three six nine four nine eight

>>213694932
What's fascist about him?

L&Bs - ""first come, first served"" then, the CUM. duudududududu wewoooooweeewooeeeeoooweeeoouuuwoooo

>>213694891
Get on tinder lad

London should charge a tourist tax like all other major cities do

Why are my taxes going towards some paki visiting the national gallery for free

why don't you all just fuck off

>paki visiting the national gallery for free
haha racists are so dumb (im racist)

I was right about throwing one Pokeball at every Pokemon to see if you dont catch it (with th is new trick)
and that Abra is an S+ Pokemon to catch (with this new trick)

I found it on YouTube

Some bald cunt was hogging two seats in the tube yesterday.

>>213695009
Did you shower today?

holy FUCKing SHIT, a shuppet! muddafukka! ey, dat muddafukka got a way! sum kinda whaddafuq. AND he took my berry

Why are indians like this

if my life was really bad I'd change it, but since i don't do anything it must mean it's not that bad

>>213695017
Alex Jones said the US government (Fauchi) tested AIDS on like 700 kids (orphans) in New York. they called it, "yuppie disease" cus all de yuppies got it. probably not the same thing

coomer keeps breaking

cleared my downloads and history since though so I cant find it. I have it downloaded but its like 7000 pages (they are going to literally 1984 the information)

>>213694992
I'm right

I like these gentrified indian baddies.
They look like high maintenance though.

dat stoopid muddafukka knocked my Pokemans outta dere, but I aint even got back to the house by then! marched my butt right back ova and deadded that schmuck

eyy, fhuggetaboutit. im walkin here! im Pokemonin goes ova and under, wheey-woh! fughettaboutit. im outta here! walkin ere!

>>213693706
Based paki being honest about wanting to take over

yuu fuckin... *shakes wrist at groin level* fuckin CLOWN! bitch!

based white people could kill 6 million muslims easily and once its done they will play the victim. Japan is buck status: BROKE

>>213695119
ey dont you have someone to go extort over money you loaned them or from debt you bought off someone you mercedez-driving 60IQ .8 imbred fuck

>>213695119
ey calm down dont drive a plane into the twin towers about it ya fuckin brown person. nice you traded one desert for another though I cant wait you to fuck that one up too, ya cancer

>>213695154
> could kill 6 million muslims easily
They do this already, pic related (you’re born a muslim fyi)

Sars didn't exist coronavirus doesn't exist

ey im being racist ova here! fuck yoo!

>>213695173
rs3 innit cuzzy

going to get my 4 hours sleep before work
nn

>>213695191
(im catholic you fucking retardo)
shame god let all those babies get killed though especially if they were muslims. would think he wouldnt let that happen innit

>>213695237
Tradcath larper
Fuck out of here

that was a fun argument with a 60IQ brownoid. now go fuck yourself retard

my phone thinks my name is patrick. i must have used a fake name when i got it

some stinky cumskins in here

>>213693706

all yous is fuckin sopranotrad larpers! shmuck!

On the yaoi

dad told me off for tailgating a learner

hairy gooner girls with pimply butts

>213695290
its also mental that, if white people didnt exist, well basically not only would all the technology be gone but also countries. things like Israel. god, could you imagine? (this would be a good thing to say if America didnt take them out of their containment zone (ban area) in the desert)

Do you dare me to eat soup in bed?

when the BE flag gets here, we should of already had a system, where we all chip in money - to "access" the "blockchain" (get the 4chan pass) - which applies to the people who paid when they are on the report screen, like how blockchain works.

Limmy back in half an hour. Take a drink every time someone in chat calls him big man.

>>213695351
yeah go on then haha

Pizza Party at work this week de lads

>>213695371
tf are you talking about

>>213695351
Recipe for disaster unless you have a tray

>China invents gunpowder
>*beewao, wao shei... weo gwe shin shu pao pao! firework hhoohhohoho!!!!*

>>213695382
Okay haha i bet I don't even spill any

What constitutes a good tie then lads?

hhohoohoh weeeeeeeeeee!!
dududududu du dududu. GONNNNGGG

>>213695254
You won.
>>213695262
You? Lost.

>>213695416
Charles Tyrwhitt ties only for me

>>213695432
me? gay

Rumor has it Emma Watson does absolutely vile farts.

nah
>"based muslims! woaoooww!"
>uh! uhmmm! abortion! (second > second post btw)

anotehr week starts
another week spamming 4chan 12 hours a day
SIMPLE AS

got a VERY funny post but ill save it for when theres more people on

nonwhites love bringing up white deaths/births/abortions rates
you know I am going to throw car batteries into the ocean though right?

>>213695462
won't be funny later on made that mistake too many times

>>213693706
>unacedemic
Lmao, these pakis trying to be smart are hilarious. What a complete retard. Discussing modern Britain which took 1000's of years to form into what it is today. Smelly inbred mudslimes are the opposite of our culture. Like parasites latching onto the host and trying to make the nation muslim.

>>213695483
dududududu shrimp fried this rice
do you want to add some extra prawns
dudududu prawn cocktail
*ding ding* !! nihaoi! fuckka youuu japan! fuuuuuuuu

>>213695491
based

>>213695392
He's saying if we get more 4chn passes then we can report every one of his posts in quick order.

mental how arabs love cutting hair so much whats up with that?

Waaaahaaaay

>>213695392
>>213695513
no, we all pay like $2 for a 4chan pass, and the cookie is passed around to have been logged in to the account, when on the report screen
if that evolves in to multiple passes, then $2 chipped in 10 times by a few people (as an example) could turn into like a hundred passes

>>213695516
just laundering their heroin money

>>213695522
>kaotic watermark
Shan’t

yeah I have like £30 leftover I can spend sure. brb (not spending £20 or 30 on this site)

Will anyone actually stop Israel?

>>213695522
Who would have thunk it

OOOO KILLEM

>>213695534
basically he forgets to clip in, climbs up, jumps off thinking someone is belaying and instead plummets to the ground below

>>213695543
Mental how Arabs and Muslims go on and on about Israel but don't attack them

*enters /brit/*

Right I'm eating soup in bed without a tray and it's actually wait NO fido DOWN BOY oh no it's everywhere BAD DOG

>>213695560
>forgets to clip in
Seemed like he knew what he was doing

get off vent or i'll have you bent

Limmy started early

>>213695586
He knows how to climb, he just forgot to clip in.

>I wish...I wish I had done more to try and stop the Belgium poster on /brit/
>*beep...beep...beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>213695620
Should've just filtered his flag like everyone else lol

Mercian not English

>>213695601
I feel like theres a constant pressure you feel when you clip in you can feel the rope there. Seemed like he was showing off

>>213695633
How do I do that?

Toilberg being an absolute darling and popping my minimum wage pay check into my account
Very good of him.

$5 daily minimum spend on 4chan ads the joke isnt worth that much

reminder to report BE flags posts (he also posts off his VPN)

SWABLU SPOTTED! *cums*

your mustache tells me you are a senior officer

Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?

>A $60 million cotton gin facility has opened in Western Australia's far north, ushering in a new era for the region's cotton industry.

>The facility will initially process between 100,000 and 120,000 bales per year and is expected to generate more than 1,000 jobs over the next decade.


Good news that

>>213695522
>stupid bitch watching and doesn't say anything
woman moment

>>213695664
In your uBlockOrigin firefox browser extension click the Settings gear icon, go the My Filters tab, paste this:

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-be):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

Then click Apply Changes and reload the thread.

>>213695664
Download 4chan x
Click on the down pointing arrow next to the post number
Select filter
Select flag
Close text window
Refresh page
Go into settings (wrench icon top right)
Scroll down to "show stubs" and uncheck that
Make sure "recursive hiding" is on as well so you don't see replies to his posts

Can't stress how much I hate Scousers and Liverpudlians.
>HURRRRRRRRR, we hate the UK and boo the national anthem.
>Oh, btw, please give us all those bennies because we're a financial net drain
Ungrateful cunts!

>>213695522
why don't they make the floor soft like in gymnastics. get one of those big mats in.

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

https://old.reddit.com/r/QueerClubsLondon/

>>213695736
Don't trust you

>>213695762
Unironically why haven't you been drafted? Is your family rich?

>>213695757
it is soft but he's falling from a significant height

it would need to be a giant pit filled with foam cubes (also present in gymnastic gyms) but even then the pit would need to be like 15m deep

i have stubble like an hour after shaving so what's the point

Are you shaving yourself with a nail file?

>>213695799
One must imagine shaving brings happiness

>>213695799
low t

>>213695778
You can literally infer what the filter does from the text alone. It's readable. I don't know where you think anything suspect is hiding within that one line.

>Hide post, if and only if post has a Belgium flag and if thread has the subject "brit"

>>213695818
i use a Bulldog(TM) razor with a bamboo handle and the blades come in recyclable packaging with no plastic

>>213695736

too many foreign flags in this thread

>drinking water with a meal aids digestion by moving the food through the alimentary canal
>drinking water with a meal hinders digestion by diluting the stomach acid
Make your minds up boffins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcOwK7ICRcY
based
he is hunting Pokemon in real life like a real trainer
not watching that 50 minute video for a clickbait though. still it is a good channel

that first sip of the day

Why are Australians so stupid? :(

>>213695716
perth should be the capital of australia

why do soylennials love climbing up fake plastic rocks so much anyway

well there's nothing we can do is there

google, search gigi rivera - big sausage pizza

I haven't drank water in over 20 years. Just diet pepis, milk (fully skimmed) and orange juice

>>213695926
mad how we have acid inside us

>>213695979
um actually that skimmed milk you were drinking was in fact water this whole time

imagine buying and drinking skimmed milk jesus christ

Too bloody cold in my 100 year old drafty house with no insulation

"bouldering" is one of the best ways to get a gf in japan the others are playing street fighter online and going to the night pool

>>213695926
>alimentary canal
Woke nonsense

>>213696010
did you get a Japanese gf using these methods?

British: the movie

>>213696006
Alright Peter Hitchens

>>213695925
vote reform to send them back

https://youtu.be/VcOwK7ICRcY?t=2079
hes doing some version of the trick here
the trick will exit and you either caught the Pokemon or didnt. if you click it again the Pokemon will run away if you caught it or you can try again if not (which means that if you run away from it before catching you will lose it)

it is:
>tap berry icon and Pokeball at same time
>throw Pokeball and drag the berry screen to the right (opening it)
>tap the run icon
you can double tap on the run button (before it appears). you cant use the back button
this skips the animations and Pokeball shaking. it was insanely fast when I tried it out this morning
be aware of the number of Pokeballs

street fighter mentioned

you tap the run icon when the Pokeball hits the Pokemon

>be me
>British lad in blackpool
>get me freak on with the missus
>nip down the chippy for a cod
>see an Indian fella
Mustn’t grumble.avii
>get online
>weave between the gore and horny posts
>get to me beloved /brit/
>post ‘yeah?’
>smile

grown men talking about pokemon

heroin is illegal

>>213696123
health and safety gone mad

Pokemon Go completed it

except Lucario (and shadow/shiny/hundo legendaries because I have no friends)

still got me ex's dads credit card on my ubereats account. cheers for the kebab Dominic

wonder what made Hamas think the 7th October attack was a good idea
bet they're feeling a bit silly aren't they, the ones that aren't dead anyway

>>213696086
ai slop

my hips are moving on their own!

erm SEX!

uh……… willies

>>213696187
Whenever an incident is repeatedly referred to by the date it happened on, you can guarantee it was a psyop. 9/11, Jan 6th, etc

turns out my birthday is a psyop

need an interest rate cut for all my investment properties

4th of July

I do not want to be your friend,
kiss your cheek and not your lips :(
I dont want to shake your hand,
when i can shake those hips :)

guys the (bank) savings account in balances and interest worked out is from the balance/amount it starts at 1 year after opening it. if at the end of year 1 it is £105 and at year 2 it is £102, you dont get interest for £100, at all! actually, I OWE the bank money! and I lost money by having it... I lost an entire year!

>>213696261
statist propaganda

bankers should run this country so hard its fucking insane. you idiots are just going to vote back in the new or old people

I have £100 but the amount I put for my savings is wrong. also I didnt want to say anything because its only the 11th, but I have taken £15 out of my savings account (from where I left it at on this "payday" to pay it back in), and have stuck to the budget and can pay it back in. but that is only afforded because I am paying in half of what I took this time around and taking £15 again and putting in another £15 to pay that back, to save £15 this month. it is poorly explained but thats because I dont care if you do it or not kekekek

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you like your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad.
No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer.
Cooked a little bit longer.

>>213696275
no, that doesn’t make sense

>>213696352
You're replying to mousey.

I only have a savings account. Do I need a current account?

>>213696360
yes, well aware

like in 3 days I would of just said "I saved £15 this month so far" or whatever
>>213696253
didnt make those posts because of you. stop spying on me!

>>213696370
Yet you've gone out your way to tell him that a post of his own posting "doesn't make sense". I dare say you're preaching to the choir at this point.

listening to shaggy while I shag 'e'

Think I got caught by a speed van this morning on the way to work

lets rock n roll!
phuck you mean bozo??

mental this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFWxR_hDdY

Tommy Robinson says Whites should not become a minority in Britain, but opposes ethnonationalism because he would only support deporting criminals and he wants to liberate Muslims.

So his new position is claiming to oppose White erasure while also opposing any policies that would actually stop it.

>>213696027
no

mousenonce for chancellor. he'd have britain's economy booming in no time.

economic students should run the country

>>213696461
Tommy Robinson is paid by Israel I don’t know why anyone falls for his bullshit

level 3000CP vaporeon goes hard

with water gun >:3
maybe I can abuse all of the eevelutions to beat all the base types because I need a grass-type Pokemon (for water) anyway

Whenever you want to reply to an abusive post on 4chan, just remember: there's no need to rush off a reply. Have a think first. They're not going anywhere. You've got all the time in the world.

Imagine being known to hundreds of people by the name of “mousenonce”

>>213696550
>>213696550
>>213696550

and mousey
I. AM. mouseposter
:3

Odds 2nd bottle of water
Evens 3rd pepsi max
Dubs ginger tea

>router died
>ordered a new one
>found my previous router and turns out it's working fine
>canceled the order
>old router started cutting and reconnecting me until I restart it at random times
>goes on for several days
>order a new router again
>haven't had a single issue ever since

>>213696467
right