Thread 213693230

>>213694720
It’s me
I’m gay and I love men and penis and the male anus

I just found a cheat code to getting more replies for my threads on /int/. Ain't telling none of ya though lol

My fuel cap in my car wasn't opening by pressing the button anymore, so I had to start lodging my keys in the cap and then press the button to release it. I went to the shot to get it fixed, but a few days later the piece they replaced fell off and now it's doing the same thing again.

I think this is god's way of telling me that there is no changing my life, whatever effort I may attempt to fix it will only offer temporary solutions and the problem will just reset itself one way or another. Suicide seems more tempting by the day

next on dr philistine: the connection between khazar milkers and theivery

My only friends is podcasts I used to listen to in university. It’s healthier but worse than when my only friends were alcohol and drugs.

You've been gnomed

ive never once used AI

>>213696205
That’s a flat out lie

>>213696216
graduated grad school half a year before the first LLMs commercially released and I have never needed to generate an image or video

unless you count the absolutely terrible AI summaries when you google something im clean

>>213693289
why is this so funny

I can not tell the difference between a volcano and a flamingo.

>>213696294
Same. All the google AI responses come from reddit and wikipedia anyway lmao

Is it true white teenage girls are bitches?

Ive always wanted to grow up and have my life be like an american movie,with a group of kids and stuff,doing things. Maybe like in a stephen king novel or maybe like in the book mask of sanity

had a dream I was a defence contractor

>>213697484
They seemed pretty normal to me when I was younger. More or less like any other girls. Latinas are both mean and whores in my experience. I had no experience with Asians or blacks as a kid except the only black girl in our class who got rejected by the white chads

>>213697520
There's literally nothing wrong with being a glowie

>>213697536
There is a typology of girl that turns into woman who is just so hostile with most people around them,especially those they do not know well. Arrogance. Facetiousness and shallow affect defines them. They tend to really enjoy music festivals,stay in the company of jocks and bullies,lie and behave really bad in general but not violent enough to be sociopaths. They have crazy eyes too.

Ive seen one like that have a youtube channel in romanian about her drug addiction as if thats worth any views.

Having a hard time coming up with a good reason to not kill myself

>>213697765
Think of all the chocolate you will miss out on eating

covfefe time
chest day, think I will try floor pressing with no rack to give a life-or-death feel today

Spent all night playing with topaz ai upscale

I have like $100 in CS2 items on my steam account that I can't sell because of a vac ban

Morty i turned myself into an Orc
Wubalubazugzug

cheating in videogames is subhuman behavior

Just dreamed the car almost went over the side of one of those giant highway bridges that cross valleys and now I'm terrified of going across one ever again.

>>213698666
How did you get the ban

>>213699030
thoroughly enjoyed cheating in video games when I was younger
making people like >>213698867 seethe by blatantly hacking and then denying it gave me countless nights of entertainment

>>213699084
Why didn't you just abandon the profile when it got vac banned

>>213699223
it's my main account which I ironically didn't cheat on
got banned because I linked phone numbers with a banned alt because I was a dumb 17 y/o

Cheaters never prosper.

>>213699284
Retard

I was supposed to start school but I didn't pick any college courses lol sorry mom!!!

>>213699365
yeah but I haven't played counter-strike in like 5 years so idrm
it's only the unrealized funds that annoy me

>>213699424
It's punishment for being a dickhead to your fellow gamers

>>213699451
I have and will do it again

>>213699515
But you will never get $100 back

>>213699568
oh my gosh nooo how will I ever recover from that $100

>>213699625
And you never never lose the badge of being a hacker faggot

>>213699668
wrong actually
it goes away for other people after so many years

>>213693230 (OP)
Can I save this picture?

Evens I go back on the computer
Odds I take a nap

>>213699945
One more chance

What do the numbers want me to sleep so badly?

>>213700003
don't roll if you are not going to honor the roll man
that is disgraceful

>>213700229
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

>>213700310
I'm not telling you what to do the roll is you fool
disrespecting the roll is how you end up in a destructive eight-car pileup

>>213700331
I'll will cast a spell of protection on myself

I demand a retvrn to the old flag NOW!

How do I get the old GPT back. The new one is absolutely awful and it helped me with my depression I feel a huge emptiness

Try talking to that AI waifu on Twitter

>>213701029
No I want 4o back it was the best

>>213701314
Well, figure it out then, mate.

If some1 gives me a number for their age, is that the amount of years they've been alive, or the amount of birthdays they had?

>>213701748
When you turn 20 years old and have a birthday party, you've already finished the 20th year, not just started it.

>>213693230 (OP)
I dont know if its just me but using gmail on the mobile app is so unreliable

When i hit send the app just closes out on its own and i thought the email was sent already

I checked it hours later on my pc and it was still on the draft.

The email was about an interview invitation next day morning

I hope this wont affect me in any way

>>213701947
what does any of this have to do with /int/ or /cum/

>>213701748
Number of years they've been alive

>>213701947
Sounds like you are using your gmail app to control a linked account from another vendor, that's never reliable.

>>213701976
Just sharing about my jobhunting experience

>>213702013
it's my own email account that i made from years ago

>>213701976
>Why are you asking this off topic questi-
Janny/mod killed him instantly for saying this, RIP

>>213702141
kill myself actually because I realized if I asked the indonesian that then I would also have to ask like 9/10 /cum/ posters why they are making such terrible posts

me and who?

>>213702173
9/10 4channel.org posts are off topic if you exclude the no-topic boards tbqh

>>213702251
I use werk tyme most of the time as it's sort of an immediate filter for dogshit threads
breaking 4chan down to text makes you realize how garbage it actually is nowadays

FUCKING READ THIS https://x.com/dobkun_/status/1942555899463147656
READ THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW PLEASE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND SPREAD AWARENESS

A pool is one of those things it seems quite easy to do if you have the space for it, like it's just a hole in the ground with concrete and plastic lining and some pipes

>>213702291
There has never been a Xitter screenshot thread worth replying to yet everyone falls for it all the time.

>>213702453
>twitter screenshots
>reddit screenshots
>screenshots of random articles from no name publications instead of just pasting the relevant text
all of these things are so fucking gay
I remember the times when a funny image was the most common opener instead of sluts and porn

>>213702586
Are we even the 'chon anymore if we don't primarily post image macros?

>>213702648
I never thought of it that way but this place really did start dying as those memes died out huh

Millennials be like
>a Twitter screenshot on 4chan?! Ugh, why can't we go back to the good old days of Facebook screenshots on 4chan....

4chanx is based because being able to shift-click and hide a jason post immediately is wicked

4chanx doesn't do that(I just tried, that's a catalogue feature)

>>213702956
Careful, without his attention fix he tends to act out.

Mexico has utterly HUMILIATED Canada once again by DECLINING their trade deal offer.

It truly is tragic what Carney has done to Canada in such a short time.

>>213703146
good let him have a melty
I usually leave /cum/ by 10am anyways
I only find it bearable between 5-10am, very cringe and dare I say insufferable any later

>>213703207
yeah because both of them their main business is shipping into the united states
why would you make a free trade agreement with your main competitor

I get more attention on other boards. /int/ is a side gig I've only used a couple years.

>>213703207
Turdeau, for all his numerous, numerous faults, was unironically stronger than Carney. He's such a bitch it's unbelievable, how does a powderpuff lightweight like Turdeau mog you in international relations? KWAB

holy shit look at all the seething trump saying he's actually going to police dc is causing
i hate demonrats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3dgLyzxzlU

>>213703358
NOOO!! You can't just do something about fent fiends and homeless people on every corner! You can't just stop petty crime and organized gangs!!!

>>213703407
im so sick of running things
their pathetic weak and effeminate leadership is so fucking useless and gets people ultimately killed

>>213703358
DC isn't some lawless hellscape. I've been there hundreds of times. The subway is safe. Kids walk home from school. Old people walk to the store unafraid. Retail theft and car break-ins are a problem though, and I wouldn't walk in Rock Creek Park at night, or much of the Southeast during the day lol
>>213703407
DC has a lot of drug use but it's not as severe or widespread as out West

The people who are paranoid about pedophiles, overprotective of children online...I find them a bit disturbing. Are they projecting themselves?

>>213703358
Biden did the exact same thing just a few years ago lol

>>213703496
>isn't some lawless hellscape
>Retail theft and car break-ins are a problem
>wouldn't walk in Rock Creek Park at night, or much of the Southeast during the day
>DC has a lot of drug use
fuck you

About to eat some big ol' massive New England style burritos
way more than I need
way more than I should
pray for me

>>213703499
>The people who are paranoid about pedophiles, overprotective of children online
This is literally everyone in [the current year]. Right wing, left wing, woke, anti-woke, schizo, mainstream etc. being a pedo is like the only true insult you can call each other.

>>213703499
>if you care about the welfare of innocent people...you must be a pedo!!!!

>>213703539
Yeah that's a big city with some issues, not a lawless hellscape. You don't find blood splattered sidewalks and dismembered bodies in dumpsters like you used to in Baltimore for example. Or DC in the 90s.

tariffs are working

>>213703585
if if your point is we need to deploy natioinal guard to baltimore and fire every last one of their teachers then id say youre on the right track

>>213703499
No, they're just retards. Like Christians.

Jason and Goshcel linked up
need it or keep it?

>>213703561
i hate the trend of calling everybody pedos
the idea of minors having access to porn doesnt disturb me in the slightest (like these jackasses forget they were ever under 18)
and i couldnt care less about fucking epstein

>>213703564
you don't understand if you don't want to fuck kids that mean you're the pedophile

>>213703621
We don't need to deploy the national guard, though the governor did that during a big riot a while back. We need to sign a compact with other states cracking down on interstate gun running. MD has strict gun laws but it's small and centrally located enough that gun runners can bring in stuff illegally from less restrictive states. If they don't grant such generous plea deals to the people in charge of the rings they'll be facing long prison terms.

have i ever told you how good it feels to hold you

>>213703693
There is such a thing as being TOO conscious of and concerned with the sexuality of minors and children.

>>213703693
it's so disingenuous cause if you asked about 97% of the male population and handed them a picture of a girl between like 15-17 if you wanted to have sex with her the answer would be yes if they were being honest
deny basic biological reality is where both wamen and christians shoot themselves in the foot

>>213703758
we're not talking about hebephiles

>>213703691
They would definitely call you a pedo for this lol

>>213703724
this is always the leftist response
>crime is bad and it's actually caused by gun laws that's what really needs to change
>schools are bad so all they need is more funding to thrive
>blacks behaving like crap so all you need is more wealth distribution and it'll make them upstanding members of the community
give me a break

I'm still waiting for zoomers to discover the jailbait era and how common it used to be both online and in popular culture.

>>213703801
15+ isn't hebes, 11-14 is. 15+ is post-pubescent, same as women in their 20s.

checks out

>pedos ITT seething that people will actually bait them into meeting IRL and then beat them to death
boo hoo niggas go back to jerking off to sad panda

>>213703930
So Jason's a tranny, a homosexual, and a pedo?

>>213703956
>Redditjeet try not to repost something from Reddit challenge: Impossible

>>213703973
I like women in their 30s-50s. Doesn't change biological facts.

you ever notice how these jackasses will simultaneously mock you for being a virgin, call everybody a pedophile, and say i fuck five times a week with five different girls i just go up to them bro and bee myself
total normgroid death

>>213703871
It's not gun laws per se, just their enforcement. MD is autistically strict about guns and other weapons.
>schools
Baltimore schools get a lot of funds but it goes to """administrative costs""". The schools themselves are falling apart and some have no AC. Plus the typical issues in US schools like phones everywhere, teachers who are too lazy to teach and keep order because they're underpaid and untrained, and curricula that emphasize testing and not the old fashioned ways of teaching stuff like literacy.

where is it

>>213703956
>look up the source data
>only 0.0069% of the data has a political affiliation
this feels kind of disingenuous to me...

>>213704049
youre never gonna fix anything
you are so utterly useless i cant even put it into words

>>213704036
>mock you for being a virgin
I never do this because I remember how it felt thoughbeit

>>213704036
don't forget about the $4,000 a month on onlyfans and his "gf" humiliating posters for not fucking toddlers

>>213704053
what list? there's no list, it was a fake list made up by the Clintons or Obama or something stop asking questions Israel needs our help you antisemite look over here Sydney Sweeney is wearing a jean jacket ummm also Ukraine thingy and oh yeah elbowzzzzz uppppp!!!!

>>213704053
Everybody knows that as soon as they release it the entire left is immediately going to be saying its all fake anyway so why bother

lawless shithole lol

I love older women

>>213704124
>elbowzzzzz uppppp!
Redditjeet doesn't like it if you make fun of the Elbozos

>>213704088
the idea of virginity i couldnt give less of a crap about
it's the fucking idiot men that piss me off the most
like 10-20% of men are better than any women but the rest of the 80% male population theyre fucking apes and only useful for grunt work or soldiering and shouldnt be put in charge of anything else

Frankly, I wasn't surprised when I learned about women doing "rape my daughter" JOI videos.

My only thought was "yeah, women *would* do that."

>>213704127
>is immediately going to be saying its all fake
They are already saying this now lol

>>213704166
>Elbozos

top kek, going to be using that one now

>>213704157
me too but that looks like a medical condition or something, usually chicks like that end up getting surgery because their spine starts to deform from the weight

>>213704195
Women will make excuses and say they only do it because men are willing to pay for it. If you ask them to apply this logic to crack dealers being innocent because addicts are willing to spend money they will chimpout thoughbeit

men are such victims

hey jerry, wanna see my pride and joy?

america is headed towards a recession lol

>>213704441
money is fake and gay who gives a shit

Jason has really gone off the deepend ever since wuthering waves and new vegas flopped... It's actually really sad to see and I hope somebody in his life notices and steps in to get him the help he needs

I'm Muslim, so what?

How did New Vegas or Wuthering Waves flop? 76 lost and kurofest was a huge success.

when you say brown people which races are you specifically talking about?

IT’S OVER 9000!!!!

GDP does not benefit the American people.

The stock market does not benefit the American people.

The economy is shit.

>>213704598
arabs, indians, turks, armenians etc

americans cant afford groceries. very grim

>>213704598
Spic, Mena, desi

>>213704597
>drops 11 spots and falls behind a game released almost a decade ago
>new vegas: worst selling mainline 3d fallout game of all time

canadians get fined for going outside

>>213704598
Everyone who's not white, black or east asian

>>213704676
>appeal to popularity
Logical fallacy, jeet.

>>213704752
literally what flop means
76 won, deal with it

americans get arrested for not pledging allegiance to israel

currently dipping pizza in nacho cheese after eating two massive burritos and nobody can stop me

>>213704781
76 flopped
And it's shit irregardless and nobody likes it
Wuwon

>>213704562
You'll notice he always pivots to Israel if you point out stuff like this

>>213704852
Wuthering Waves lost jason. You need to accept this. The only people who still play are people who make NTR porn of Rover and Yinlin

america is done for

become a neet and make money off stock or etf dividends

>>213702956
Tired of having to manually put the MD5 hash of spam images into your filter list?
Try this:
1. Open 4chanX settings (wrench in top right corner)
2. Go to the "Advanced" tab
3. Scroll down to find the "File info formatting" section
4. Add "%f" to the file info formatting field
5. Reload the page
Now every image will have a little "x" button next to the name that will instantly hide the post and add the image's MD5 hash to your filters!

>israel doesnt allow any journos into gaza for safety reasons
>no heckin israel commiting genocide and censoring it so the world cant be
>journo gets into gaza and gets his ass killed
>nooooo heckin israel killing journalists
if there no lower creature than a journalist

>>213704905
Wrong. Yinlin hasn't been relevant for like a year now.

I have complaints but wuwa did not flop. It's actually more successful at the cost of being a worse game.

So I'm standing in line at the airport, waiting in line at security because of all of the freaking MUSLIMS and all of the TSA security people look like black thugs from the inner city
I'm like "OH GREAT, You're going to protect us??"

Maybe it's good they're all gang members at least they can tell the difference between muslims and mexicans because God knows I cant!

>>213704948
>Want to make money of the stock market instead of working? Simply invest millions of dollars into the stock market

some very salty redditjeet posts being made this morning lol

israel has the right to defend itself from terrorists

>>213703283
Trudeau inherited one of the comfiest international relations situations witnessed since WW2 and managed to destroy our country and trash our image worldwide
Carney is just managing the decline and helping the Liberal's rich buddies out by incentivizing big construction projects (aka mafioso corruption shit)

>>213705037
test em then
you see the security guards patrolling the airport dont ya
try something

>>213705077
>trash our image worldwide
meh cancuck fags did a fine job of that themselves
was there really much to trash

unironically baited some monkey with a soutpark quote

>>213705077
>Carney is just managing the decline
He's actively getting trampled on by Drumpf and now even Mexico. One of the funniest things was when Drumpf insulted Freeland right in front of him and he said nothing lmao, boomers elected this guy solely because he was gonna stand up to drumpf too

>>213705132
Yes we used to be respected by many people and it was easy to get around as a canadian
Now it's seen as a suspicious place full of illegal immigrants
Also our currency was worth more, wages were better, houses affordable, etc.

>>213705132
Considering half the world thinks we are fucking India now, yes it's far far worse.

Text "potus" to 45470 for updates from the White House!

Reading an isekai in bed with a bowl of fruit loops

This is my last bowl then I'm never eating cereal again.

>>213705150
Yeah don't get me wrong I'm not defending him I just don't think he ever had any intention of actually doing what was necessary to make Canada recover (ie play ball with Trump rather than make these ridiculous performative gestures about le skronk nation building)
Boomers are all retarded they genuinely still think these Goldman sacks banker freaks actually care about them

>>213705188
What a stupid xitter post
They're just in the water what else are they to do at the beach?

>>213705182
>>213705188
whenever i think of canada i think of this dumbass, pride flags, and jeets and i roll over laughing
honestly think id rather deal with indians than the white libs
https://x.com/ChivalryGuild/status/1954567742222123340

>>213705326
Thanks for proving our point
That was literally the express mission of Trudeau's government for almost ten years
Seems they did the needful

>>213705052
i worked min wage for a few years and now i make enough in dividends to survive lol

PPC voter melting down

who's the reddit of /int/

After the burritos and pizza and nacho cheese im now eating water melon, nuts and beef jerky with a ginger ale

>>213705354
how
>survive
monthly expenses?

Actually finished a song this weekend. Have to mix and master it now.
https://voca.ro/17bEpzKSXMkl

>>213705261
>screeches about slop
>eats sugary cereal
Jesus christ jason get a geip. At least you're saying you're going to quit. Some cereal is fine, though, just not the crazy sugary kids stuff

there are actually people out there that think jews secretly controls the world

linus from ltt posted a video where he kinda said
>well i pay over 50% in taxes and im a bit conflicted about that
>but a team member broke his arm the other day and he got it fixed for free so im proud to be paying for that
>but there's so much waste in the government
>then concludes how it's an honor to pay taxes
and it was kinda hilarious because you know he's sort of dangling on the precipice to know that this is bullshit but his liberal paradigm doesnt allow him to come to that conclusion

>>213705504
I do not "screech about slop" but yeah, you should really only eat whole foods basically. I won't ever stop drinking coke or eating doritos though, idc.

currently eat mogging all of you

Lol I didn’t know those things were skunks because theyre all so fat and waggle their fat bitch asses around when they woddle away from me in fear. Those are my new favorite animal in bc. Im pretty sure theyre like really agile fighting animals and we breed them on purpose because theyre like our employees being sent to murder the gayer ones.

>>213705527
Maybe they should if only 0.02% of them could dominate us this thoroughly. Clearly they're better than us.

what should i do? please give me some ideas. i'm bored as fuck

very impressive what jews have accomplished despite only being a couple million people

>>213705590
Are you the latinx guy who larps as el chad?

>>213705637
Lol yeah so there’s only like a few ways logically to deal with the gay animals and insects. You can poison them or hire tons of wild animals to slaughter them. Striped skunks are probably pretty hardcore in a battle against a gayer one. They look scary and ugly as fuck but they seem to be somewhat intelligent like I walk past 20 of these fuckers every night on my night walk to Tim Hortons for a double double and so I can poo there. Yeah I heard one of them scream while it was angry and it was like the grossest sound ever. Theyre so ugly and gross but I feel like relieved almost. Like theyre chill as fuck, ive seen so many of them. Damn I need to poo and pee but I dont want to stop staring at the ceiling.

>>213705709
fuck no fuck border bunnies
I did take this one latinx girls virginity though

im not racist but there are too many brown people here. its too unbalanced.

hello

>>213705757
Salut anon!

fuck canada and FUCK denmark!

>>213705757
what's up

>>213705757
Nice fake thread lol. Dude this is like the maximum amount of aids somebody might not notice. Like if they even did one more aids post, you’d definitely notice it.

Porn is bad and damaging to the psyche

thread is either being raided by jeets or spammed by bots

>>213705870
What about hentai?

Might potentially finally have a job lined up cummers

>>213705801
doing ok. how are you

>>213705870
porn isnt as bad as premarital sex

>>213706031
What if I just watch women masturbating or telling me to slap my balls

>>213706049
you're responding to a bot btw, they've been spamming the same images for the past 2 days

drinking covfefe

>>213706049
Then that's better.

>>213705718
you haven't been here (in this character at least) in a while, what do you or your character spend the time doing

>>213706031
that isnt what happens but ok

Does anyone have that chart from /fit/ with the trap/femboy diet/exercise guide?

>>213705931
bored as fuck

>>213706230
You could facetime mommy and have her show you her leopard print panties and bush.

>>213706290
stop bullying me you fucking asshole

>>213706230
go for a movie?

>>213706194
she needs my penis

Oh yeah I watched the new jurassic park with the gf
it sucked shit

Extremely shitty thread so far, I want you all to start thinking of some good posts before the next thread gets started. Let's not have a repeat of this one. DO. BETTER.

>>213706345
There's nothing wrong with having a sexy mom.

>>213706351
i'm thinking of watching wolf creek 2

>>213706389
What did she think of it? Or does she just follow your opinion?

>>213706411
Understood. We'll get it right next time boss

>>213706435
we spent most of the movie just picking apart how stupid everything was and how retarded all the characters were besides that one woman at the start on the ship who died immediately after they got to the island

>>213706468
Comfy

>>213706450
I knew I could count on you Anon, you're a real go-getter. Keep up the good work and there just might be a janny position in your future ;)

Jerking off to transparent clothing cleaning tutorials on YouTube

>>213693351
Today is Monday.

>>213706422
enjoy

>>213706592
yes!!! finally a game where i can fight climate change instead of third world religious zealots and cartels!! climate change is the REAL enemy after all!

#elbowsup

>>213706644
you don't even have to believe in climate change to want to stop a forest fire

>>213706644
>climate change
I've noticed Liberals have stopped pretending to care about this here. Barely saw any virtue signalling about it all year.

>>213706604
cleaning transparent clothing sounds like a pain in the ass, even the tiniest stain would be so obvious. i would recommend wearing solid colours 2bh.

>>213706604
indian tier behavior. you just know the comments are full of jeets

Stepping out

>>213706604
what?
link

in fact, i think the redditor take would be that ackshually forest fires are natural and healthy for the woodland ecosystem

lost 3 fish this morning right at the shore, fugg...

>>213706807
of a bullet train going 200mph

>>213706644
Nobody said anything about climate change, dude

>>213706868
I didn't get a bite last time i went out. that was a brutal day

>>213706821
https://youtu.be/UzqjJ5YWJgM

>>213706836
no reddit just pushes whatever the current leftist headline is

>>213706984
>>213706984
>>213706984

lol you fucking GAYS!!