Thread 213696823

If you HAD to kill a Finnish person, how you do it?

I would imprison the finn in a glass tank with just enough water that, only when standing on the very tips of its toes with its neck outstretched, the finn is able to breathe.

>>213696823 (OP)
If I HAD to I would just make it quick and painless.

This isn't funny. I'm Finnish and I feel pain just like any of you.

>>213696823 (OP)
Probably just with a knife, as it's their culture

I would put him inside an oven in a twisted parody of sauna

>>213696823 (OP)
Why not just float???

Wonder if Russia is the only country that dislikes Finns. It's like disliking Icelanders or something. Too random.

>>213696823 (OP)
I would have a picture of a mongol with writing below saying "this is you" and pay some Swedes and Danes to laugh at him screaming he is not nordic until he committed suicide.
guaranteed results

I'd put an explosive collar around his neck that would explode when the word 'finland' is uttered

I would watch as they are slowly driven to madness unable to say it. Reckon they might last a day before letting it slip out and killing themselves

>>213697259
Not a big fan of the swedish ones desu

>>213696823 (OP)
I wouldn't kill a Finnish person, I would just listen to what he had to say which no one did

>>213696823 (OP)
I would implant a chip in their brain that would explode if they ever uttered or wrote the words "Did you know in Finland...?" or "Here's a fun Finnish fact!" or words to that effect

I would tie them down and insert a new stick of licorice in their asshole every day until they explode.

>>213697300
I don't talk to Polish people. Maybe Czechs, never Slovaks though.

>>213697322
You stole my idea

>>213696823 (OP)
I would feed the Finn lakupiippu until it died of pleasure

No one dislikes Norway but Russians either. Russians should be more jolly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P01hRhD0NGQ

>>213697339
There's always a first time

restrained in a tank filled with water and a very hungry pirahna is let in once a day for a short duration
the victim is given survival rations and must decide between feeding himself and appeasing the pirahna in the hopes that it is less vicious

>>213697421
Just one piranha? They are very small

>>213696823 (OP)
There's enough room to float there.

I would let the Finn marry some Japanese girl and have kids and live some happy life and then let him die of old age after letting him see the faces of grand children.

OP is Zainichi Swede

I would use a finnishing move

>>213698702
death by a thousand cuts type of deal