Thread 213697011

There was no thread and I needed to share something

That being I am struggling to poop today. It's not usual for me, the urge is there but it's barely coming out. Spent 30 minutes trying with 50% progress before giving up.

Bumples dumples

I saw a cat do this yesterday

>>213697044
literally me right now

>>213697011 (OP)
how fucking stupid do you have to be to let your parrot hang around outside the cage when you've got a cat? it will get killed very quickly

>>213698631
>energy expended on targeting computation: 1kcal
>energy expended on kill shot: 2kcal
>energy expended on digesting hard chitin shell: 1kcal
>energy gained from bug edible parts: 2kcal
cats are cold blooded murderers who do it for their own personal satisfaction. he gained nothing.

>>213698803
cat and bird are natural frens

>>213698872
how long did that bird survive after this photo was taken?

>>213698803
>decide to look for case studies online
>find reddit thread about cats and birds
>see this comment
gee I wonder where this is going. fucking pibble mommas.

>>213698853
>personal satisfaction.
>he gained nothing.

>>213699053
in bushido personal satisfaction is not a justification for anything. you serve your honor, your master and your emperor; your duty is to your elders and your family.

>>213698803
>>213698893
Cats aren’t total retards like alligators. They can identify frens from other species. It’s why your own cat doesn’t hide from you, but may lose its shit at the site of an unknown person.

>>213699178
until one day the bird shakes its ass the wrong way and the cat's predator instinct gets triggered.

cats and dogs aren't people, they do not have higher order reasoning. they do not have concepts of identity, shame, honor, guilt, whatever. just instinctive behaviors and instrumental spatial awareness of their surroundings.

>>213698631
I used to chase flies around the house with my cat so she could catch them. I'd hold her outstretched and up to the flies and she'd grab them and eat them.

>>213694387
>>213694421
>>213696152
>>213696279
>goodbye forever
what a goofball

>>213698803
This cat no but my cat absolutely she's a natural born killer

Hello. I just wanted to tell you that RayGun still makes me kek.

Thank you, that was all.

/ausnz/ is 100% fags and women

>>213698631
Incredible animal

>>213699251
>cats and dogs aren't people, they do not have higher order reasoning
Cats have surprisingly high intelligence. There is no hard line of “higher reasoning”. Ravens to lobsters are what we are to ravens. And different cats have different cognitive abilities too (purely socioeconomic factors).

>>213697044
Dock is gonna have to go in your bum

/ausnz/ more like /autizm/

>>213701243
>Ravens to lobsters are what we are to ravens.
Ravens are far closer to humans than they are to lobsters. The only real fundamental function their brains lack is complex language, and the resulting capacity for abstraction.

But cats and dogs are much much dumber than Crows or Whales or Elephants.

while my dog isn't a cat, he too.is a stone cold killer
merc'd mouseberg in 0.1 microsecond, just thwack, squeek, it's dead

>>213701936
Free protein

UPDATE: The poop has been cleared

Now I can eat

>>213698893
25 years

>>213697011 (OP)
If these two can be friends, then there's no reason why Balts can't get along with each other.

How do I make myself go out and train I am so tired

>>213702833
Have sex.

>>213702905
I just jerked off and b no woman wants me

>>213702905
Also I only have reasons to work out not to have sex. You distracted me ass hole.

>>213703025
I don't know what you want to train, but you can start by getting off your bed and going outside. Start with baby steps, pumpkin

>>213702833
Just get a pull-up bar in a doorframe

>>213703056
I was supposed to go for a run today but I cant get up
I have been doing this for years. I cant get up today.

>>213703697
There is much better stuff + fresh air outside. Not today I guess.

>>213703752
Yeah but for those days you don't want to go outside

I suffer in puzzia, I wish I were Lithuanian...

>>213704008
>I wish I had lived in one of the few countries with higher alcoholism and suicide rates than poccnr

>>213704199
I'm to modest and shy to even dream about more.

>>213704008
>I suffer in puzzia
You do not.
>I wish I were Lith-
You ABSOLUTELY do not.

why do you share a thread with aus and nz?

>>213705495
The truth is out there.

>>213705601
oh
my
god

>>213705211
I do. You have no fucking idea how difficult to live around ruzzians.

anime boobs

>>213705741
The proles are all mentally deficient in the same ways anywhere you go. It does not get better.

>>213699843
Hello for all eternity (three days)

Ended up not going outside. I am a piece of shit stupid bitch who deserves to be stepped on by obese women with soiled pants.

Earlier when I was coming home I saw three drubkards sitting on the bench, the same ones who asked me for cigarettes last week. The bin next to them was smoking, they must have had set it on fire at some point

>>213706172
When tranis left, she left for good, she is more of a man than you will ever be

The struggle for power lasts 24 hours 7 days. I take no rest. Anyone who shows up to challenge me I annihelate. No mercy. No compassion. I will not give you a hand.

>>213707586
When I am gone I will be gone or I stay gone.

>>213708425
That film isn't that good

>>213709502
I liked it

>>213709513
I think people just over hyped it, once upon a time in Hollywood was his best work

>>213707209
What is the technique at 0:38 called?

>go for an evening ride on my cuckbike.
>chain snaps on the way back from picrel
alright which one of you goys payed a gypsy to curse me?

>>213710293
>goys
goyim*

got a short quiz for non LT anons. Guess who lives in that BLACK looking building

>>213710372
so it was you

>>213710425
Žydrūnas

>>213710716
No, but the person living there is also famous like Savickas

>>213711057
Not sure I know of any other Lithuanians

Is diaspoo around? I would love to feed him cases.

>>213708425
please never leave Daddy I changed my mind

>>213710425
It's a soulless modern goyslop building, whoever lives there is a cvm eating cvckold

>>213711333
Let me see, his left wisdom tooth really hurts?

>>213711700
Our comrade commander Lanklet in chief lives in a black Talmudic cube.

>>213711238
>>213711700

>>213710425
Me. I live there.

>>213711774
Understandable guess but you need to do some reading on radiolucent vs radiopaque materials and how it applies to bone, enamel and dentin density.

>>213711948
>radiolucent vs radiopaque materials
Thats intuitive
But of course I dont know that anatomy stuff. Some of the teeth are "too white" on the xray?

>>213712079
who the fuck are you?

>>213712250
lmao
>>213712316
I'm me, bitch

>>213712316
Yeah, he's with me.

>>213712274
White is radiolucent former fillings. radiopaque is darker. Lil soyteen over here is two weeks away from a molar root canal.

>>213712482
Switch up the two terms I made a huge mistake. Pisses me off having to think in three languages.

They are starting to send dental images for interpretation to us which odontologists did no prob for years which is quite pointless. The merchants guild I mean odontologu rumai has somehow slept over this issue.

>>213712829
>The merchants guild
Problematic post

>>213712482
Modern dentistry is a blessing

>>213712865
you are a problematic poster

>>213712865
What can I call fancy bone mechanics else?
>>213712968
This, thank god although I am more pissed off why dentistry is not covered by gov plans. Having shit teeth might be a personal choice but not dying from a infection over it.

>>213712968
Some of your grannies might tell stories how horrid odontology was during soviet times but the truth is it was shit absolutely everywhere during the time period. The only saving grace westoids had was better oral hygiene products and better anesthesia.

funnily diaspoo mentioned before that he has jewish ancestry
>>213712996
proof?

>>213713243
Yeah, anyway, here's mymost recent xray if you want to see it

>>213713525
Shitbull vulgaris.

>>213713364
Is this thread kosher for them?

>>213710425
i was there a month ago
i knew he lived in a house like that but i was really surprised to find it there

>>213710425
Can I live there

>>213714688
Depends. Are you okay with everione seeing you naked the moment you step out of the shower?

>>213715039
I'm not ashamed of what God gave me

Guy looks like aurimas

>>213715103
not pudgy enough

>>213714688
https://lrp.lt/en/contacts/21115
you can try reaching him and asking
>>213715039
i voted for him because i prefer a sperg who tries to be adequate over a woman but his architectural preference is revolting

>>213715103
Is this Messi

>>213715281
Rick Deckard

>>213715369
Dickhard lol

>>213697044
eat more fiber