the lads edish

>>213700247 (OP)
taking the left one

https://x.com/DJEMEDIA_/status/1954817324407517474

https://x.com/DJEMEDIA_/status/1954817324407517474

https://x.com/DJEMEDIA_/status/1954817324407517474


new

>>213700247 (OP)
self-harm girl feet

>>>/pol/512755783

thoughts?

People say howay the lads, they never say how are the lads
This says a lot about society

>>213700238
Fuck sakes lad, sorry to hear that x

>Hotel paid £2,000,000 a year to house migrants
>Each migrant gets a choice of a Samsung or Iphone on arrival
>£70 a week
>Room cleaned each day by staff and choice of meals three times a day

https://youtu.be/9b9roSRWtJQ?si=Q22zQdenE_2y8PEU


How long do you think this will go on for do you reckon?

>>213700457
That's nothing
I have it on good authority they get wanked too

>>213700192
depends
are they little impish child-like elves or tall slender ubermenschen?

Now we know why the Aus housing market is fked

>>213700424
S'alright, they were/are fundamentally broken people. My pride and wrath prevent me from accepting my mother will never see that he was a monstrous man. My cross to bear x

Sir David Lindon Lammy

>>213700457
well diversity is our strength and diversity built britain so I think it's a good thing

Proud of you for choosing the British new

I forgot to check if there was one

Sir David Blueberry Ape Lammy

when i see an attractive woman i don't think "i want to shag her" i think "i want to see a pornographic film starring her"

Was depressed that it was mild and overcast because I felt like summer was over and now there's a heatwave I cba being sweaty again :/ why are we cursed to never be satisfied eh lads

holy shit I wasnt talking about HER when I said retarded girl who looks like shes on team yellow... that was someone else. saw a retarded looking girl on the lugia day
and if that other thing was her btw... I could of saved her btw...
I could save her

>>213700457
Until there are no more gibs left, and then shall come anarchy amongst the lower classes. We're headed for a South Africa situation - wealthy insulated communities manned by private security and supported by the state as they are the only net positive taxpayers, whilst the povvo masses devour one another.
>>213700474
Spat my drink reading this

>>213700247 (OP)
For me it's the one with black hair

>>213700580
At least your air isn't smoky

>>213700523
the santas helpers kind

>>213700457
Bloke in the thumbnail hasn't been employed a day in his life.

Feeling anxious

>>213700523
if elves were real and they were impish child-like elves, would you shag one?

Ok I will eat them!!

Where are the women and children?

>>213700630
Can't be around for when they get wanked

>>213700626
yeh but no doubt woke would make it illegal

Who wanks then off?

yeah so to cut that long story short basically the sound of fucking a dog (ktim)
internet ban porn internet porn ban been harsh to the ol pool

>>213700619
>>213700626
who wouldn't?

>>213700670
Woke

>>213700670
The British taxpayer

and the wank to dogs was better

>>213700670
woke job centre coach made rorke apply for it

>>213700670
Female coppers finally have a use

gone to the dogs

erm he said then not them can we get some bradleys on that please

Gonna go have an elf wank now

>>213700626

mhmm 25th december elvies servicing them north poles

>>213700609
Been on the dudelmao have we? x

unc shit himself

>>213700730
Chortled

>>213700769
You know it haha

>>213700754
Braldeyposting is a dying gimmick. Grow up.

>>213700525
Not the whole picture but yes a generous taxation environment and readily available credit make it a tasty proposition for investors which reduces availability and affordability for first home buyers

Wonder if we'll get any EW posts today

>>213700817
already have she was talking about pepsi max or summat

>Braldeyposting

Sir Hymen Destroyer

sucking a scran plus 2 eggos

Why do some people hate Bradleyposting so much? :/

anyone remember captan tom

>>213700849


this is him after you filter him

>>213700860
what he would have wanted ennit

>double Reddit spacing
What did he mean by this

>>213700860
I remember his tits

>>213700860

>>213700860
shame his evil daughter ruined his legacy

every body type looks better tanned even fat people can look good if they’re tanned

I seriously regret not shooting my shot with this Ghanaian girl at uni who had a massive crush on me and basically worshipped me. Her family are rich and I look at her life on Instagram now married to her husband and doing loads of traveling while I am single and alone and it depresses me so much. One mistake among so many in my life!

I am relatively new here - can someone please explain who Rorke is?

>>213700914
blgo on

It's what he would have wanted

fucking rain and thunderstorm again

*sharp, quick motion of my right arm from my right side across to my left shoulder, motioned twice for emphasis*
They are all kuffar- they are all kuffar. WOT?- who could do anyfink abou' it? *Arms outstretched, beckoning you to fight me* WOT? WOT? Shia aren't kuffar? WOT? Do sumfink.

>>213700860
Remember how he said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day

thinking about the epic sax guy from eurovision some years back

>>213700902
there is no such thing as a healthy tan

tanning beds give you cancer
sun gives you cancer
if you want to look 60 at 40, get a tan

>>213700914
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>213700951
Wah wah bacon gives you cancer toast gives you cancer
Get a fucking life you weird cunt

tvbox arrived right after mums returned from the store fucking fuming she could've picked it up on the way had she departed later

>>213700791
Grim aha shouldn't be on that shit lad x
>>213700860
Mental how blud was a literal billionaire, only realised that recently I thought he was just a normal old fella lol

>>213700951
>sun gives you cancer
Woke nonsense

>>213700951
Dont get sunburns and youll be fine

Tarquin Mbuku-Smythe

>>213700992
Weeds legal pops

>>213700984
>>213700993
>>213701006
oh yeah I'm sure Australians (white people in black man country) being #1 in the world for melanoma is a huge coincidence

what's the most disgusting thing a dinosaur probably did way back then

>>213700976
An operation which mainly involves you staying in your smelly bedroom 24/7 seething about how you're a virgin yeah?

>>213700951
I don't want to look undead at 23, so I go outside sometimes.

>>213701025
Cloacal kissing

got a real snigger fatigue going after reading your silly little misadventures

>>213701024
So what you gonna live your whole life never doing anything because there’s a chance you’ll die? Boring boring bastard no wonder you’ve got no mates

need him kicked out of my country

see an obese lad walk past almost every day and he always has a big gold chain round his neck and a backwards baseball cap. he actually looks quite cool.

We had (probably still have) ads about how you can get skin cancer without tanning.

Just UV wot does it.

turning the VPN on

>>213701024
Yeah they are toasted and lobster red, that's what I was talking about

90 year old virgin hermit rorke getting the last laugh not looking a day over 87 because he never tanned

Kind of mental this is where Trump's mum was born, in a small pebbledash house in the Outer Hebrides

>>213701053
state of that roll ffs

>>213700951
no one dies from skin cancer in the modern day you absolute gimp

>>213701062
adam

>>213701058
https://youtu.be/wJ9HkvFFgyo

mum's just got back from tesco with the shopping. she thinks she properly hid the finest coffee and walnut cake she bought for her friend's coffee morning tomorrow. but she didn't. i will of course deny all knowledge

>>213701053
*surreptitiously clicks “what is a tattie scone?”*

>>213701055
GTA character

>>213701070
Kek

>>213701089
evil greedy cunt

>>213701079
Third fella has his tie tucked into his pants

Fucking loathe McGriddles
What demented yankified executive thought inflicting such abominations on the refined Australian palate was a good idea?

>>213701079
They look evil

>>213701107
As was the style at the time

>>213701079
there was an episode of Succession that felt exactly like this picture

>>213701027
t. malding foid

The Rt. Hon David Lammy MP, Cronem Office Minister

>>213701079
not that mental

>>213701129
oh be quiet

>>213701143
where they go to dundee the Scottish city with the highest violent crime rate jakey walking dead nightmare town dundee

>>213701055
passing by the mirror are we?

>>213701141
Maybe in Fuckingham-upon-cowshag

>>213701162
genuinely wondering what are JD likes about him

>Thlip
>Thlop
>Thlap
>Tada

the person in the shop told me to have a nice day but i won't

Sir Thlop Tada

Ham and cheese sandwich. Always.

>>213701171
>in one generation goes from a reserved Presbyterian gaelic speaking upbringing in the arse end of nowhere to being a billionaire US president who lives in a golden penthouse and a florida resort
I'd say that's a bit mental

sir nigger lover

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1754886051578146.png

AI summary
>• Mum bought a coffee and walnut cake for a friend's coffee morning and thinks she hid it, but I know where it is and will pretend I don't.

>>213701224
Wath jutht thaying thith down in the Thun

Lap Dog Lammy

>>213701178
Mate they do

>>213701247
What are you having for lunch

>Mr Speaker, this Labour government is doing all it can to ensure a steady supply of cronem batons for white hymens across the country!

At long last I get my opportunity to see Linkin Park live next year
But I'm not sure if I want to hear their new singer butcher the songs

>>213701247
... what a /brit/ thing to say.
Lads, I think this Al fellow gets you.

>>213701247
Doesn't quite carry the sinister implication of the original post.

>>213701267
Imagine peeling off that royal purple skirt, bending her over the low wall and shoving your cold willy into her fanny

>>213701267
doesn't look evil, just Scottish

consuming an unhealthy amount of salt

>>213701236
the scots are famously a mercantile entrepreneurial people

would be more surprising if trump's mum came from somewhere like naples or belgrade

My bald head is NOT enjoying this sun

look at the news lads
it may actually be over

>>213701297
Sexist pig

Sir Salt Eater

>>213701284
You are deeply uncreative heatherpaedophile lmfao, leave these posts to the Belgian at least he is original and occasionally funny

>>213701267
looks like my gran

>>213701325
He's 53 years old too lmfao

>>213701276
Already had lunch mate
Thinking about dinner, me

>>213701325
Seething luh timmy

Sir Native Replacer

>>213701320
Nothing ever happ-OH SHIT

question lads
Have you ever looksmaxxed before?

Thinking of going mental. Gym, hair transplant, exfoliator, retionol, fancy fucking shower syrums.
Just wanna fucking go mad like.

may be having a 1/3rd life crisis.

>>213701351
oh fair enough what did you have

Might fuck off work and go smoke a doobie in the park

>>213701320
Over-70s face driving ban for failing eye tests

>>213701345
QRD on this one? Is it true or like when you thought he was Quentin?
>>213701352
omds it actually bothers you that your boyfriend is much more creative than you doesn't it lmfao

Might go smoke a dookie in the bog

>>213701336
Your nan is fucking ugly then

>>213701362
>looksmaxxed
You mean shave? Yeah I've shaved

Requested holiday days from toil, a week in September. Put the request in 2 weeks ago. Denied today. Fucking piss take.
I've had a quick look for a new job and its so depressing it makes me want to kill myself.
Wish I could get on the dole.

>>213701363
Chicken salad, was ok
Not sure what to have later
Any tips? Have you had lunch?

>>213701379
What do you even say to this in response?
>No my gran's fucking sexy actually

>>213701376
I dunno I asked him and someone replied with that and I stuck with it cuz making everyone think he's very old probably upsets him

Also he uses just for men to dye his hair so that tracks too

>>213701407
poo barm

>>213701362
I'm an expert at spotting hair transplants
LOVE the look of insecurity on people's faces when I point it out
They think it looks so natural
It doesn't
I know they're fretting about it for the next month lmao

>>213701379
call my gran ugly one more time and youre getting wetted cunt

>>213701322
Don't 'ate 'em just don't like 'em
simple as

>>213701320
What

I'll probably never learn to drive
I'll probably never shag a woman

Sir Ugly Nan

Post fit grandmothers then

Sexual intercourse is a lot like learning to drive a motor vehicle.

>>213701438
we are fucking doomed

>>213701467
hs? (iver never had sex)

>>213701467
yeah i prefer it manual

ok brit i want you all to open some pornography and start stroking your willies

>>213701407
nice one
had a ham and cheese sarnie meself
perhaps a nice carbonara for dinner

Need to shave the moustache to eat the toast spread I bought.

men are disgusting in every species
ffs

>>213701419
Oh ok

going to buy a big stash of drugs tomorrow ready for delivery on Wednesday when im off toil for 4 days and will be getting mashed for 100 hours.

>>213701507
just get some hair clips

>>213701564
What'll you do for that whole period then

>>213701564
grow up

Just woke up

>We must defy Putin’s will and ensure that the supply of bantu batons into Ukraine continues unabated. Ukrainian Katys have just as much right as Katys in Europe and the United States to have their hymens pummelled by cronem!

>>213701507
just do what I do and let it bake into your tache, you ruddy poofter

Scotch people typing in their accents give me the ick SOOOOOO badly

Sir Jimmy Saville

>>213701630
doesnt even make sense when russia is the one with the brics full sapport and is the champion of the global south

>>213701427
I know a lad who got hair transplants and 5 years later it had all fallen out again because he didn't get on the Finasteride

having an incel meltie in my bedroom thrashing around and screaming

Not gonna lie I miss ick poster

GET HER OUT

>>213701666
lol this is me

>>213701630
Give it up, you just don't have his talent mate

>>213701630
Stick to the Irish diaspora posting mate this is embarrassing

>>213701675
I'm 32 and the idea that there are people with 16 year old daughters my age is disturbing

imagine your only friend being ‘the anonymous belgian on 4chan who i post about black cocks with’

>>213701666
ktim

remember when he couldnt decide which building to choose and his first posts were the shard instead

>>213701728
no mate

>>213701053
Kala wot hunter?

>>213701657
>Finasteride
Unironically Jewish medicine meant to castrate the white man

Obama

>>213701776
The pill kills your cock but topical doesn't

>>213701669
interesting overlap between the "we've had enough of experts" rorkes and the "free lucy letby based on the experts" rorkes

Sir O Barmer

>>213701797
you are very very stupid

(8) I WANT A LOVE THAT LASTS FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER (8)

>>213701776
Well they didn't do a great job since those side effects only happen to 1% of people who take it.

I was born looksmaxxed

heatherpaedophile got all self-conscious that we realised he was trying to copy his boyfriend's posting style and now he's transitioned into posting about Lucy Letby LMFAO

>nato gdp to 5% so it can fight Russia and China
China going to actually invade taiwan. No fucking way the west would spend that money if they didnt think its happening in the next few years

>>213701853
not my problem

whats the most pathetic thing you've ever done lads

>>213701894
Open goal lad

>>213701894
invaded taiwan

>>213701894
Start coming here in 2013

>>213701894
Tried to give fuck in-between the mattress and bed base with a freezer bag and vaseline but ended up twisting my foreskin so much I had to go to a&e

>>213701931

>>213701894
your mum

>>213701894
Posted here

>>213701894
There was a brief period in undergrad where we'd go to clubs and i'd let my arms dangle down and would lightly let the dorsal side of my hand touch women's hips as they walked by.

>>213701894
>>213701905
>>213701948

>>213701894
Back in uni my gf's housemate was a recovering anorexic so I sent her a very nasty anonymous letter calling her fat and saying she will always be a worthless ugly pig and wrote the initials of two of her friends who she'd had falling-outs with at the bottom
She disappeared for a whole semester and ended up repeating the year

>>213701894
found mums dildo and shoved it up my arse a few times

There's a subset of the population who seem consumed by a pathological desire to 'be right' on topics by holding the opposite opinion to the generally accepted consensus.

It doesn't matter the topic as such, it's the desire to be right about something that everyone else is wrong about (in their mind). It's somewhere between conspiratorial thinking and oppositional defiance but it's not quite either of them.

These people don't really believe or care about the perceived conspiracy itself, it's more the personal need for them to be recognised as having known something which was accepted to be true was actually false, and they 'knew' in advance.

These are your Free Lucy Letby-ers, your Vaccine Autism mums etc. You see it all the time. There must be a name for it.

i heard that if you put a lightbulb in your mouth you have to go to A&E because you can get it in but can't get it out

>>213701984
Never happened though did it

Can you guess the song, lads?

>Speaking as an Englishman, I've always loved this song, and this is a perfect rendition, the passion and justifiable hate comes through perfectly, but I hate that it's not something I can listen to in public... I suspect it wouldn't go well for me

>same here mate iv always liked this song the Passion the Irish have whilst we have none and makes me want do some Rebel songs

>Fear not, friend, born in Romford in 1963, educated in Ireland from 67 to 81, then moved back to Essex until 1997... sang this song with pride in London pubs, and to be fair, a lot of English sang with us... I, Sir, am a Bastard.... English born to Irish parents.... I wish you well, and enjoy this very fine rendition by an artist I personally consider to be gifted :D

>I'm English but my nans side of the family is all Irish but when this song comes on the Irish side comes out and why not listen to it in public I do

>>213701990
wow shocker that medical misinformation is prevalent across vaccines and convictions
who could have guessed

>>213702004
No I can't

>>213701980
Wait WAS THAT YOU YOU ASSHOLE

>>213701992
reckon that's totally true tbf

>>213700247 (OP)
6 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2

>>213701980
You are genuinely evil

>>213701990
seems like a bootlicker way to dismiss wrongthink rather than any honest analysis

imagine spending years getting your degree, becoming a barrister, putting in decades of service, finally getting into politics then someone asks you "can a woman have a penis?" and just like that it's all over, career gone, hopes and dreams flushed down the gender-neutral toilet

runts when they make a new

>>213702095
It's an observation about pathological contrarians actually

Bravo Sir Keir, bravo.

might tug my little willy to some naughty pictures

>>213702178
dpme tjat rhrice alreayd today

>>213702199
yes quite

>>213702096
>can a woman have a penis
If she ask kindly

>>213702199
>pissed at 2 on a monday
grim state of affairs

just how fat are diego's fingers
seriously

>>213701894
Can't even type it.

>>213702139
that’s not something that really exists. people that reflexively glaze whatever the status quo says absolutely exist though, hence the people banging pots during lockdown

>>213702237
lad we've been on it since saturday lunch (maiden voyage->sliver.ldn->unfold->afters)

>>213702096
not really though is it

>>213702199
pull it together mate

I can save her

nan's gone woke

Where are all the toilmongs?

>>213702269
think he should take a break from pulling

>>213702300
talk to >>213702297

>>213701894
offered my ex 10 grand to stay with me

find trannies to be quite loathsome if i'm totally honest lads

today I got closure :) so I am OK
even if everything is fucked, got a small victory today. something to tell me that one thing is alright

>>213702331
what happendmoucenocne

>>213702096
what does politics has to do with it don't they just make coffee?

>>213702331
glad to hear that mousey

Cannae wait to get home from the toil and rub my willy ohh yeah baby ding dong

>>213702254
>that’s not something that really exists
lol

>>213702259
>been on it since saturday
<--

>>213702330
as an imageboard dweller you likely have far more in common with them than you realise lad

https://x.com/dobkun_/status/1942555899463147656
READ THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW PLEASE

>>213702330
rather hang out with a tranine than you

>>213702359
not even reading the url

>>213702359

There was a mini news cycle in 2019 when the Tories came up with an unthinkably high net migration estimate of 840,000 under a future Labour government, to impugn Corbyn — they ended up beating it.

>>213702359
Asking me to verify my age mate sorry x

>>213702347
i don’t deny that some people are more suspicious than others of establishment narratives and this can easily veer into paranoia but it isn’t motivated by contrarianism, it’s just suspicion

>>213702378
you VILL read it

>tranine

wow did the news lie? wow

>>213702387
Get new material mate they talk about this on BBC's front page nothing you post over and over again is controversial or surprising

guys... screw porn... rorke just gave us W faps

BORDER between England and Ireland...

reminder to report BE flags posts. good job on reporting him when he showed up on the UK flag everyone

>>213701522
>>213701522
>>213702391
>>213702391
new

>>213702417
>BBC
fuck sake need a wank now

How am I supposed to believe a word they say when they lie to my face and tell me the person in this picture is a woman.

>>213702404
Doesn't have to be consciously motivated it to be contrarianism though
There are definitely people who behave that way almost reflexively due to suspicion and distrust like you said, but they're still compulsively contrarian rather than the free thinkers they'd like to be
Of course you only really meet these people online but they're a very vocal group

>>213702409
Who the fuck is this poster

>>213702437
do you not have irl friends to talk about this shit with

>>213701894
I couldnt get a job for a year after uni and then i realised my phone number was wrong by 1 digit on my resume

>>213702457
perhaps yeah. i suppose if it’s an unconscious reflex the line between contrarianism and suspicion is blurred and maybe impossible to discern

whinging for a mingeing

>>213702465
no but thats neither here nor their
click the second link x

>>213702504
Yeah

>>213702447
Iana McKellan

sir amy winehouse

>>213702539
You read my mind

Noel Edmonds sex arse

room absolutely wreaks of cock pong

>>213702551

New

EARLY NEW ALARM WEEWOO WEEWOO

>>213702437
I've been kippered

>>213702600
and its by that Swede horse wanker too

>>213702600
Ah shit its 310 not 301

>>213701053
I seriously fucking hate limeys