>>213701375 (OP)1. wrong war
2. we were on germany's side, kinda, mostly.
I don't think people even remember or really care about that here.
>>213701375 (OP)USSR curbstomped them ultimately
all the other allied bucks just watched
Germany's east territories looks like it has a demonic arm that's aimed at russia
>>213701471>USSRAmerican bro...
You mean, the Russian Empire?
The USSR didn't exist when WWI broke out...
>>213701486>>213701547OP didn't specify which instance of the whole world ganging up on Germany
>>213701582yeah...except in the image
>>213701375 (OP)I'm proud how we almost won both times despite having the cards stacked against us so much
itโs more relevant here than elsewhere because the whole anzac gallipoli campaign is considered a key moment in the evolution of australia to an independent nation, not just an offshoot of britain
>>213701375 (OP)Many of small countries joined the war in last minutes.
>>213701375 (OP)Germans do not like to admit this, but they have more in common with Poles, Czechs, Hungarians etc than they do with French, Dutch, Belgians and English. That's why when the order comes down to destroy Western civilization, there is no hesitation
>>213701649>itโs more relevant here than elsewhere because the whole anzac gallipoli campaign is considered a key moment in the evolution of australia to an independent nation, not just an offshoot of britainMy country does the EXACT same thing but I'm sure some Whig historian just copied you guys
Brazil cucks should have invaded Suriname and Guyana. The cuckolds of Central America should have invaded Belize.
>a man gets shot
>let's go to war and kill 30 million more
Do europeans really?
>>213702602It was just a casus belli. The German Kaiser pressed the Austrian one to put an ultimatum on Serbia, knowing full well that Russia will react.
>>213701375 (OP)bismarck wasn't as genius as people claim him to be
his balancing act was retarded and would backfire eventually
desu none of this would have happened if not for french revanchism
E-L was not worth it at all, without it french nationalist would have no focal point
>>213701375 (OP)Remember that if trianon never happened there would have never been:
>An Israel>Translobby>A Holocaust>WW2 >Mass migration>PTAPs>Vietnam War>Star Wars: The Force Awakens>9/11>Al-Qaida >ISIS>Yugoslav wars>She choosing Chad over you>Communism
>>213701375 (OP)While we were an autonomous part of the Russian empire (and thus not fighting in the war), more Finns actually volunteered for Germany than for the Russian empire. Either way the numbers were really small.
>>213701375 (OP)Now it is ganging upon Israel.
>>213704692France didn't start the war for Alsace Moselle. In fact by that point they got over the loss of the region and it was only at the outbreak of the war that it became a natural objective to recover it. They joined the war and had this whole defensive pact with Russia primarily because they saw Germany as a threat to their sovereignty, as Paris was only a short walk away through plains from the german border + the most industrious parts of France were right alongside Belgium and Germany's borders.
I do agree that Bismark was an overrated retard, he had multiple opportunities to isolate either France or the Uk but thought he didn't need to take any compromises.
>>213701628>>213701582>>213701471typical retarded amerishart humiliates himself and then doubles down
>>213704818We need another trianon. A quadnon.
>We never sided against germans
>Germans don't like us
>>213708844>ww2 never happenedquit skipping school classes you dumb nigger
>>213701375 (OP)We should have just let Germany curbstomp France.
WW1 began the downfall of the White race.
>Serbia funds and organizes terrorists that cross the border into Austria and murder the Prince in line for the throne and his wife, both of who are personal friends of the German Keiser.
>Austria makes demands of Serbia
>Serbia says it's excessive and agrees to 95% of the demands, but not all.
>Russia mobilizes first (partially).
>Domino effect, everybody is mobilizing.
>war, war, war
>"Actually, Germany is to blame for this and they should pay a bajillion in reparation to ze french for no reason"
>>213709947You never took position. You let us die alone in the trenches in france and now you expect a friendship? Love? Appreciation? You deserve nothing. Nothing but loneliness.
>>213710360Ackstually spain was in the shit economically + we had our own war in morocco + we had suffered the spanish american war like 15 years ago so we had no military left
>>213710463how does it feel to have skipped both world wars, because you had similarly disastrous military affairs about the same time?
Also is France hated in Spain over Napoleon's war?
>>213701375 (OP)I wish Germany would have won in WW1, Ukraine wouldn't have to suffer under the soviet yoke
>>213710530Good people here sometimes say it's time for another civil war so we can skip the next world war too
>Also is France hated in Spain over Napoleon's war?Among other things yes
>>213710682if nothing else, Imperial Germany would not have starved you for no reason like the soviets did
>>213701375 (OP)We did it before it was cool
>>213701375 (OP)Uncivilized Europoos killing eachother for no reason case #7
>>213710682lmao your country would not exist
It would be Germany's farmland
>>213701582In WWII Japan, Italy, Hungary, Finland and Thailand helped Germany
>>213711766Crimea and Donbas didn't belong to the Urine in 1918 though.
>>213712131It does now, nothing you can do about it.
>>213712340>It does nowIn your my little pony world.
>>213712910Well, Crimea and donbas has our military bases on their territories, not American ones.
>>213712975>Military basesLMAO, where? Show me one.
>>213713078So you mean hohols are controlling Crimea and Donbas? CD
>>213701375 (OP)it's more concerning that it was a close match.
>>213713321Ever heard of de jure? Just because your country doesn't adhere to international law doesn't mean the world doesn't, they will forever be de jure under Ukraine, you can squiggly the world map how you want, have all of Eurasia as part of russia in your little made up map. In the end all your casualties will be for nothing.
>>213701486>>213701547So Russia was a thing before Soviet and it got turned back into Russia?
Then why was it called Soviet Empire or something if it only lasted for like 2 decades
>>213713873I never learned these in school
why is it even necessary
US is the only relevant country in the world
>>213713484Only sissies care about the iNtErNaTiOnAl lAw. Turks occupy half of Cyprus and don't give a shit about what others think, for example.
>>213713749>IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!!11
>>213711766Not the most unhinged le greater cuckraine map from that era
>>213714000>Only sissies care about the iNtErNaTiOnAl lAwThen why does your sissy dwarf need Ukraine or USA or whoever to recognize the territories? Keep lying, sissy, btw sanctions are never coming off.
>>213714201>sanctions are never coming offIt's not up to you to decide, you're just a horse cock washer for the Angelo's, don't forget about that.
>>213701375 (OP)We are proud of it.
The people of the soviet union defeated the greatest evil ever imaginable.
>>213714491Who decides? You? You can't even force Ukraine to give anything up, nobody will take sanctions off, enjoy your shittier future with every passing day.
>>213714201>sanctions are never coming offIt's not up to you to decide, you're just a horse cock washer for Angloids, don't forget about that.
>>213714552>muh sanctions reeeeeeWith the west's shrinking share in the global economy, they're becoming more and more irrelevant with each passing day. Even Jews comprehend that the future belongs to the east.
>>213714555Sanctions are never coming off, there is nothing you can do about it, sell yourself to China so someone more competent can rule over you, since you cannot self-rule since from the days of Rurik, you are literal cattle.
>>213714620Ironic words from a projebalt, considering the fact that projebalts sold their asses to the USA.
>>213701375 (OP)we did not feel good about it
>>213714618The West has been collapsing since the days of Marx, keep dying tho, the russians are shrinking every day with this war.
>>213714666You're shrinking even faster without any wars, lmao
>>213714654Ask the Chinese to be your rulers, you being under the tatar-mongol yoke will go better than under pidorusnya "self-rule", 30 years of "freedom" and russia hasn't built anything, only a gas station(who still need western experts and tech to run) who's whole future and budget rests on the world oil price LMAO
>>213714666You'll argue that the west's share in global economy shrinking with each passing day?
>>213714745What did you build during the 35 years of "freedom"? LOOOOOOOOL.
>>213714932You lost the war, the sanctions aren't coming off, there is nothing you can do about it, you know this, you are a coward and will never sign the contract tho.
>>213701471 Another ignorant American
>russpiggies crying about the western economy
nigga as if you or any one other than china in BRICS were doing any better lmfao
>>213701375 (OP)You do understand that declaring war on a country and making war on said country are two different things right?
>>213715004>You lost the warLol.
>will never sign the contract thoWhy would I do it? I don't have any military experience, wasn't even in the army, and we have enough volunteers, including mercs.
>>213712131No shit, but Donbas belonged to Ukraine
I'm still ashamed that my ancestors fought for german scum
>>213701375 (OP)>British team>France, Russia, Japan, USA, Italy >German team>Collapsing Austrian empire, collapsing Ottomemes lmao what the fuck where they thinking
>>213701375 (OP)Funniest thing is Germany constaly chimps out then its the world that gangs up on them.
If they were every boat on the oncean half their issue were gone
>>213713577How old are you and what is a child like you doing on here? Shouldn't you be watching mickey mouse or playing minecraft?