Thread 213702551

tim -edish

Why do brits love migrants so much?

poo smells lmao

>>213702551 (OP)
Is he finally dead
Haven't seen much Tim posting lately

>>213702562
They built Britain mate.
Britain was little more than a pebble in the North Sea before the Windrush.
Big Ben? Westminster? Buckingham Palace and St Paul's? All crafted by BLACK hands.
And do NOT even get me started on the intricate multicultural history of fish and chips........

This is such fucking bullshit, I hate boomers

When dark souls 3 was new this house was only 400k

um
hi

>>213702589
sadly no he is still alive

before windrush and multiculturalism you literally only had maybe one decent curry house in a whole town

think of how hard they suffered back in those times

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

Anyone who doesn't have a job is evil scum of the Earth

>>213702589
He is wearing his excellent glasses and watching My Lottery Dream home on SkyGo in hospital

how accurate is this?

Foolishly went to a toil conference thinking i would meet people but in reality its standing around awkwardly and having short conversations with people who visibly dont want to talk to me

evil thoughts going through my brain as I stew in my incel hovel

>>213702705
lol thisis me
GET BEHIND ME DEVIL

>>213702672
sounds not unlike the work's Christmas nights out I've been on

why aren't incels shagging, lads?

>>213702732
its acutally good incels arent shagging cos if they were i'd be rape by definiton

>>213702732
it all started with the woke war on christmas.. couldn't say merry christmas anymore...
then they came for big tits in games...
it's been an endless spiral

If rhubarb bloomed in a dark room would you trust it

>>213702753
you'd be rape if i ever got my hands on you thats for sure

>>213702765
this some hogan's heroes ahhh spy code phrase

>>213702765
Well de facto I'm not sure per se

>>213702765
Your dealer

Phone number

pronto

If you want a picture of the future, imagine an arse pooing on a human face forever

>>213702759
>>213702759
>>213702759
>>213702759
new

>>213702741
I've worked with women who look like this.

NEE NAW NEE NAW WARNING

>>213702659
it's pretty much bang on

im not a pedo i thought she was 81

>>213702804
:O

>>213702653
>>213702624
who is this guy?

>>213702659
replace treesa with kier and it's spot on

>>213702855
You can shut your mouth it's only a video

sir cock pong

The Screaming Bradleys

1933 Harbour Cocktail

>>213702881
>it's only a video
It's more than that

It s 24 images per second

entering Tim's ward in the middle of the night and quietly ending his life with a pillow with tears in my eyes

>>213702912
Good pub name

>>213702562
Because Britain is a nursing home, and she needs negros to turn her so she doesnt get bed sores.

>>213702604
Creasing

just copped this from outer /int/

>>213702982
STOPPPPP BREXIT

Need a cuddle from a soft skinned woman, but it ain't happening anytime soon.

>>213703003
is he still out there?
anyone got that webbum of him getting his poncy little hat knocked off. think he tripped on his cape and all too aha

might treat myself to a triple whisky and a few solpradeine

starting to think some of you are gay

>>213703011
when they hold your head and nibble your ears
or just lightly tug your erect cock with their hands
or naked spoon you
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

might treat myself to an arse raping

>>213703011
About to comment but remembered to you your mum would be incest

Carry on.

>>213702994
>outer /int/

Stop Brexit guy knew what was coming. He tried to warn us.

gently raping my own arse

used to go to britfeel but then i stopped in 2020

how do l stop?

and that, ladies and gentlemen, was my last ever gay wank ever

Need to get a move on. Need to start dressing better as a matter of urgency.

just stop

>>213703032
https://youtu.be/n_yA5w1tsX8

aha wahey

Down the pub garden right now lads.

>>213702881
Gottim

>>213703186
lol loner freak

get ready for all the munchausens tranny mongs to self diagnose with this

>>213703011
The wild thing is all women a soft skinned

>>213703186
why do you keep posting other people's photos adam?

chapter 4: the end

i will paypal £100 to the first person who guesses what book this is taken from in the next 10 minutes

Back from toil. Toilet, shower and then a nap for me de lads

>>213703252
ywnbaw

>>213703204
Going to meet my mate down the Social Club after I've had my pub lunch. What are you doing de lid?

>>213703238
you're giving away £100 to someone who knows how to use google

>>213703252
Any anime or gaming on the cards this eve?

>>213703296
find it then

some big international news unfolding soon

>>213703295
seeing my gf.

>>213703238
the bibkle

>>213703317
Anime yes. I'll probably finish Digimon Adventure. Gaming probably not. I mayyyy play some Kingdom Hearts 2 or get around to starting Final Fantasy VI but we'll see.

If race relations are to improve in the united states an independent negro state must be established in the southern states (Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, georgia) and an independent Hispanic state must be established in the southwest (Arizona, new Mexico, Utah, nevada)

>>213703320
Thaiboy in a box?

these brooklea stampede choc yoghurts from aldi's lads
get around it
cor and phwoar

just done toil at toil. it not right x

>>213703238
Quidditch through the Ages by Kennilworthy Whisp

What part of keep to the left do these feckless immigrants not understand

>>213703392
no

>>213703252
Will we ever get a new Youtube uploaf?

>>213703186
>Moretti
State on you

niggas will look you dead in the eye and be like "yeah im from Cumbria" ok bro im from Spaffington on Sea

>>213703435
lying fat cunt

>>213703361
You're welcome X

>>213703444
Probably not. It's not really for me. Maybe when my hours drop and I have more free time I'll give it another go.

las malvinas je srbija

The answer to 1984 is 1933

rorke is CRASHING OUT

>>213703477
Ah that's okay. I enjoyed your videos for what they were. It might be for you, but it not for me

no right

just had me lunch

>>213703327
You bastard

DK Travel Guides just describe everything as 'sumptuous'

>>213703488
a daring synthesis

>>213703505
wait does this really work
might as well try it

>>213703479
the black man is the most emulated man on earth

>>213703518
>sumptuous
Very zesty word, on par with delectable imo

>>213703512
I had two microwave chicken burgers from ALDI

>>213703502
Thanks. It was quite enjoyable when I did it but I don't really have any idea what to do. Unless I try general vlog type videos as I go about my day. Another issue was the limited space on my phone. Doing like 3 minutes of videos would basically take up my phone's entire storage space. It's a XiaoMi.

The best opportunity to overthrow the current british government came last year during the Southport riots, if they continued throughout the rest of last year then they could have overthrown the regime easily. Another chance like that wont come for another several years unfortunately

tvbox I ordered doesn't work

hello my little niggers

>>213703588
You could try gaming streams if you have the setup for it. But then again, you'd probably get a lot of trolls.

>>213703653
omd you can't just say that racismlad you nutter!

>>213703502
>>213703588
>>213703656
why do you still do this

>>213703553
I use that a lot, I am pretty zesty

i'm descended from a long line of incels

>>213703727
how deos that work then you little smeglord

>>213703692
k now post this without using 4chanx

kosova son argentinas

>>213703742
Why?

Wish wanking wasn't so bloody good

can't get back into going to the gym lads. what's the point I don't like doing it and years of lifting didn't solve my problem of never having had sex in 32 years

>>213703762
because you can edit (you)s you pathetic sperg

American here. I have no leg in the race, but I've been watching a lot of news surrounding the immigration issues in the UK and I'm frankly astonished to hear Nigel Farage's statements about them so bluntly made. Like I know we here have Trump in office but a huge population villifies him specifically because of the way he talks about immigrants. Is the situation over there so wild that yoves platform to Farage's speech or are speaking about migrants and issues of the immigration waves just not worried about sounding politically incorrect? And stupid question, regarding hatespeech laws over there is he walking by the line of what you can and can't say wothout getting in trouble, or does thst only really apply when talking about specific individuals more than groups?

just give up on shagging and play video games instead

>>213703787
do cardio instead

>>213703769
wish it were even better me

>>213703727
i havent done a proper heritage check but i'm a natural born lover

>>213703803
Get a life

>>213703808
like I ever had a choice

Thank God every day you werent born an amerigolem...

>>213703809
sisterberg used to do this
made me very uncomfortable but I miss it

>>213703828
you've wasted your life here and will die alone

>>213702649
>aardvark like creatures
This upset me i wont even correct you because you revel in your ignorance

>>213703846
Project on

>>213703656
Pretty sure I don't have the setup

>>213703845
dios mio...

>>213702659
We dont vote in order of preference

Winter falls upon rorke as it falls upon leftypol

>>213703742
i cant believe some people still havent installed 4chanX. personally i couldnt live without this feature

>>213703845
I look like this

Employed Woman Sucking My 6.8" Penis with 5.4" Girth.

>>213703893
um

earth but its just white people

>>213703900
You have a tiny little mehicanan penor

>>213703893
Is that you?

>>213703941
That you are now visualising in your Yankee Memory Palace

>>213703924
my dick just twitched

>>213703924
Antisemite

>>213702881
I'm practicing

>>213703809
>squat chunky legs
>painted toenails (red, no less)
disgusting

>>213702551 (OP)
I also like Judy Garland

>>213703924
fk

>>213703944
doxxable info xx

>>213703999
clearly PHOTOSHPOPPED YOU MORONSKI!

>>213703999
Nachos?

Nigga name Keir

The 'bergs as it were

Might do 9/11 again

fapping my boner off

>Vigilante 'Cycling Mikey' - who takes pride in having had thousands of drivers fined or disqualified - is caught on video pushing his bicycle into a car

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14989645/Moment-vigilante-Cycling-Mikey-pushes-bicycle-car-row-motorist-drive-there.html

>>213704005
the woman on the left has never touched a white man in her life
the woman on the right is an oirish girl that made a conscious decision to become the pakis' plaything
the thing in the middle is a boatmong

post a painting of athelstan at brunanburh next time yeah?

>>213704068
he's such a fucking weirdo

>>213704058
>bowties
Going out are we?

a back-at-toilberg's cuddle with Jack

shits poo shatire

>>213702589
he is fully institutionalised, he will be discharged into a care home to spend his remaining days

>>213704068
cant wait til that cunt trips and gets his skull crushed to a fine red paste by a truck

>>213704068
Wonder how much he makes the met in fines

>>213704120
a cuddle with Winston afterwards

>>213704029
poo howling

Ahh yes, the "property" market... That I know about ... Very well...

>>213704090
wrong
wrong
wrong.
i win this.

Why are the English speaking countries so insane?

sucking a fruit pastille

>>213704090
Schizo ramblings

>>213703893
cute

Jobless runts posting on /brit/ on a Monday afternoon are we?

>>213704173
...yh

>>213703061
>>213702994
this is a great thread from outer /int/

>>213676913

apparently there's summat called the "World Games" taking place right now which specialises in exclusively non-Olympic sports. As soon as something becomes an Olympic sport, it's removed from the World Games.

I haven't heard of 95% of these sports.
Madness.

>>213704173
I work from 6 till 2

>>213704181
yes but a bit sad isn't it

>>213704173
I am gainfully employed as a village idiot

>>213704208
this but for brit

>>213704183
>fistball
*ears prick up*

>>213704183
>cheerleading
>sport
yeah, nah

cycling michaeling

government pays me to spack on the /birt/ day in day out

>>213704183
Inshallah powersharting will never be in the olympics

>>213704183
>drone racing
>dancesport
>tug of war
>porn

>>213704173
it's my day off x

>>213704229
It kind of is in the same way irish dancing or synchronised swimming is, high level cheer is a group gymnastic routine

>>213704249
Tug of war used to be an olympic sport

only got bronze in olympic tech decking and want to kms

>>213704183
reckon i could pick any one of those sports and become world champion in under 4 years

>>213704229
It's extremely difficult. At the highest level at American schools they're gymnast tier

Im a cheerleader for israel

>>213704318
0% chance of that lol

>>213704183
>sambo
Youre not allowed to say that Daryl

I’m a 36 year-old male and still playing video games. I am getting a bit older so I can really only play for four hours before my eyes start to hurt. And I start to get tired. But of course people I know and people I work with often criticize me for playing video games. “You’re too old to play video games.” “how do you have time to play video games.“ I just shrug it off and say that’s how I enjoy spending my time. For example, my friend who is a bit older than me is the biggest critic when it comes to me playing video games. Yet he’s watched four seasons of a show in two weeks. That means he’s watching almost 4 hours worth of this show a day practically. So I pose the question to him “what’s the difference between me playing video games for four hours and you watching a show for four hours straight?” And he got all flustered and said well you know video games for her kids, blah blah blah. In the end, I’m not gonna stop playing video games but it’s still mildly infuriating That video games have this stigma, especially when it comes to dating.

>>213704304
that is so stupid lol

>>213704339
one of them is drone racing where you just fly a little quadcopter through some hoops using a ps2 controller

>>213704318
how many professional finswimmers can there really be after all

Might take up tag rugby
Mighy be a good way to meet women and slap their arses

>>213704334
based

>>213704411
Kek

>>213704410
Wilkins? scream

Ahem..

bet it's shit being an ugly girl

Entertain me

>>213704600
Ugly girls get away with being stupid as fuck too though so they can't have it that bad. I'm incel seething right now typing this I know

I am SICK of this heat, I want AUTUMN

what would hitchens say haha

>Young grandmother, 34, is banned from driving after being caught high on cannabis on the school run

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14989393/grandmother-34-banned-driving-cannabis.html

>>213704632
Nice cool 28c where I am x

>teams taking minutes to delete empty folders
>half the time just tells me I need to delete all the files in them before I can delete the folders
Should have spent the budget for their stupid cunt AI on making the actual software work in the first place
How did something this shit corner the market?

Nose is dribbling, will have to blow it soonish.

>>213704730
keep us updated pablo

covid was a gift from God to remove boomers and we scuppered the opportunity

Bonafide playa haters

>>213704730
Hope it goes well mate

>>213704678
Supposedly 29C here today, 27C in my flight but doesn't even feel hot.

most lads will choose wanking over shagging

builders finally gone so i can get naked

>>213704183
>Cheerleading: Porn

>>213704798
pics?

>>213704600
Seems like it's mainly fat girls that have a rough go of it. No excuse now with ozempic

>>213704816
they've gone

got some roast potatoes in the oven

Nipping down to the grocers for my groceries

>>213704862
don't believe that for a second mate

>>213704058
whys the big one always hanging out with children

stupid little honking noise been going on all night and all day. think it's on the railway line

>>213704913
GCHQ performing advanced tricks on you to get you to stop posting on /birt/

>>213704862
if they're already roasted why are they in the oven

>>213704913
sorry that's me la
i'll pack it in

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANLET

>>213704862
lying bastard

*blasts my airhorn from your attic again* pmsl

>>213704957
Im a manlet

>>213704957
calm down sadiq

>>213704943
hasn't stopped lying CUNT

>>213704957
rude

A soft poo snakes its way out of my sphincter and soundlessly hits the water below as an unpleasant smells rises to my nostrils.

The kittycatenstiens

What is the opposite of manlet? Super Man?

Is Plebs worth watching lads?

listening to craig charles on the radio

>>213704999
did they used to hate each other but now love each other like all those youtube videos of people who get a new kitten
>>213705019
honestly its not very good but if the premise appeals go for it

bought this book off 'zon and was hoping it would be a large font because it's a big book and my eyes aren't what they used to be, but it's just small font but with massive spaces between each line, WHOSE fucking idea was that?

just done a shower first in a month

>>213704600
very few girls are ugly in my experience though
very few

>>213705088
Month's worth of boypong gone, just like that

working night shift is grim, i wake up about 7 hours before my shift starts but i can't do anything during that time because all i can think about is how toil is looming

Long story short, my ex wife to be (getting divorced) is disabled and housebound, however we still get on for the sake of the dog so I do see her most days to take the dog out.

Anyway, she gets stuff delivered to the house and if one of the carers happens to be there then they'll open the door and get it for her, she's for whatever reason shouted come in after hearing a knock when she was on her own and an amazon driver opened the door and left the parcel in the hallway, it's now a regular thing for the drivers to knock and if she says 'come in' they do that. Bear in mind that yesterday was the first time I heard this was happening.

Well, on Saturday the amazon bloke knocked (she knew it was him from the tracking) and he brought the box into the lounge for her, apparently he was very pleasant and chatty, he said he might come back later on...

My wife jokingly said ok...

And he fucking did!

He was nice and chatty but he started asking some odd questions about her disability like can she still have sex and does she like to use toys, she asked him to leave and he did.

I went round yesterday and she told me what had happened, I'm like what the fuck?? Report him! She doesn't want to make a fuss and potentially make him lose his job, my opinion is fuck that, tough shit!

Obviously I can't force her to do anything, but has anyone got any ideas?

>>213705083
Get one of them reading magnifying glasses

Enjoying that milk are you, rorke? Yeah? Lovely bit of butter on your toast? Sounds good doesn't it?
The calves are killed and slaughtered, the females must be continuously raped in order to produce milk. Use your brain you little prick.

any gorgeous transwoman in?

why yes i am listening to dub techno (avant garde)

>>213705149
actually it's not really an eyesight issue but i do like to read in semi-darkness and that's hard to do with small font

>>213705083
dunno but i've bought a few books online before only to find they're of very poor design/quality. perhaps the companies just don't have expertise in what they do. sad really

>>213705178
braindead mate dont rekt your eyes read return of the native if you dont believe me

>>213705155
im sorry

oh im based am i? based and redpilled and sigma coded? I mogged the incels did i? nigga im just a guy

>>213705155
>calves
they live like 2 years to grow full sized for meat i thought?

In 30 years people will be nostalgic for the woke era

>>213705202
reading doesn't actually harm your eyesight, that's a myrh

>>213705155
I enjoy milk and butter AND I know where it comes from

>>213705202
what's wrong with wanting to read books without turning on a bright light and compromising the dingy ambience of my evil incel lair?

>>213705248
im nottagliac for it now
called me a woker
>>213705251
read return of the native
u dont wana be clym

>>213705218
nah mate the farmers are as evil as possible and kill the babies rather than letting them grow bigger, for no reason whatsoever

>>213705218
Dairy cow calves aren't used for meat

If aliens were to visit Earth who should be the /brit/ ambassador

get the pay gorn on

just found out about a school shooting that happened in yankistan where the perpretrator was a cute girl
only 3 dead including herself but you can't really expect much from women

>>213705294
me

>>213705178
Get one of them clip-on reading lights,

>>213705304
cor, quick rundown?

>>213705294
mousenonce is basically an alien already and would enjoy the anal probes

i've got some meat for you
*pulls out willy*

>>213705294
Spaino, he'd mind-rape them within seconds x

>>213704633
Tradpilled breeder

>>213705321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abundant_Life_Christian_School_shooting
looks she was one of those that had a crush on eric harris and dylan klebold, took it a bit too far

had a fight response in nearly every situation I've had to test my fight or flight response but I'm still locked away from the world, funny how that works

>>213705361
Abundant Life, aha, ironic name. That's the wank sorted anyway, cheers mate

>>213705155
Don't care lol

>>213705382
she was 15 lad so better keep your todger away, jesus is watching

>>213705382
erm

>>213705395
Er well mary was 12 when god blew his beens up her muff

>>213705395
Oh I didn't know, sorry. Oh well

>>213705319
that looks really annoying to use

>>213705412
it was a different time ok

>>213705439
it's really not

>>213705455
fuck off

/brit/
Not too fast not too slow

>>213705479
fuck on

>>213705412
>>213705395
why do atheists fixate on mary's age when 0 evidence she was "underage" or anything

NEW

>>213705499
>>213705499
>>213705499

>>213705488
fuck off cyrus

>>213705497
why do you make everything about you?

>>213705503
>>213705503
>>213705503
>>213705503

>>213705516
?? not about me

rest in bed

>>213705248
Theyll say it never happened