Thread 213703037

I went to mass this morning and the new priest is black

Religion is cringe

>>213703037 (OP)
did you suck his BBC during the eucharist?

I didn't go to mass this morning because my bishop is a white lesbian with a black muslim partner and she wears a pride flag coloured collar and she probably has a vibrating buttplug in her ass while giving sermons.

>>213703037 (OP)
Black mass ool

>>213703078
Is she hot

>>213703037 (OP)
just catholic things

>>213703078
what kind of church is that

>>213703158
a demonic one

>>213703158
Russian Orthodox

>>213703037 (OP)
Praise the lord
For even in his herd there are black sheep
Allelujah

>>213703340
that’s a sign of Upper Gastrointestinal bleeding and you should see a doctor.

>>213703449
He is right, thankfully in Germany WCs have a dedicated inspecting shelf

>>213703037 (OP)
my priest is unironically an Indian guy from Goa, he’s a Jesuit. nice guy but i still can’t get over that goofy ass accent

>>213703037 (OP)
Shouldn't it be enough to quit the religion of you see that only thirdies still believe in it?

>>213703550
I don't really believe in it, it's more of a family tradition that I respect

>>213703522
the new priest is from cape verde apparently

>>213703550
you’re literally Catholic, you should know most of us are simply cultural Catholics more than anything else
>>213703622
nice. my last priest was Irish but the Indian guy is alright. unsurprisingly the Indian priest is far more conservative than our last guy, which i feel is a good thing

>>213703622
>I don't really believe in it, it's more of a family tradition that I respect
So you mean your momma tells you to go to church or there will be no pizza for dinner for you? I know that from home, that's why I'm happy I don't live with parents anymore. Haven't been to the church ever since.

>>213703706
Cultural catholicism is even more silly than being a regular practicing catholic. What's the point of wasting your time on Sunday to listen to exaxtly the same prayers and similar sermons every week.

>>213703812
except cultural Catholicism is instilled in even you, as you know Polish identity is partialy separated from other Slavs by your Catholicism, alongside the work of JPII, and even still, Polish history is entirely framed by the resistance to Protestant and Orthodox oppression

>>213703812
>So you mean your momma tells you to go to church or there will be no pizza for dinner for you?
I have been living alone for years, I usually accompany my father to mass and go to weddings/funerals/confirmations