Thread 213707695

Just Fucking End It edish

>>213707695 (OP)
sersh sex arse

England is London. Everyone living in England actually lives in London - just depends on how far away you live from the centre of London. Most of the English population is within a two hour commute to central London. All of Englands regional areas are suburbs of London. Some regional areas are nice suburbs while others are backwater suburbs, etc. The closer you live to central London then the better your wealth will be. When you understand this - you understand England.

poo feel

Uncle Rorke asking me to put the unedited episodes of Only Fools and Horses on a USB

>Hook up
>Its a greek person
>mentions how he never interacts with any natives
bit grim if you think about it
why are these people even here

>>213707750
i'm a yorkshire man myself

>>213707742
poo smells

>>213707750
I'm in Newcastle, north London

>>213707781
um

Whilst roaming the wasteland you noticed an old dirty caravan in the distance. Upon closer inspection you can see the remains of some kind of small tato plantation.
Suddenly you hear a gurgled hiss and see some kind of feral ape like creature begin to charge you.
You step back and ready your trusty hunting rifle. You manage to pop off a shot and cripple it's leg before the hideous lunges at you and misses. Entering vats you target the creatures deformed skull and it explodes in a single .308 round. Thank god it's over.
Looting the corpse all you find is a single jet and (2) bottle caps, barely worth the ammo spent.
Upon inspection of the caravan interior, there is only one brown stained mattress on the floor and 3 radioactive waste barrels producing 50 rads/second.
You decide to leave this grim place and never return.

>>213707346

Lads, who the fuck is she

Lynn off Facebook says that Albert Einstein said that we only use 10% of our brains

>>213707750
Londoners have been brought up by media pumping it into their heads that London is the greatest city on Earth. They then proceed to have a meltdown when people do not like their crowded, polluted, rude, soulless and materialistic city and its inhabitants.

Hint: London essentially functions as a convenient spot for the speculation of international financiers and usurers, and the ballyhoo of the world press. You, runt reading this, are not part of this establishment.

Now go back to paying 50% of your paycheck as rent to Landlord Goldstein, avoiding Rasheed and Jamal and choking on your polluted air while the big boys run /brit/, OK? Cheers.

12% of Britons have never been abroad

>>213707830
too young for you mate

>>213707750
a phone thief made this post

>>213707830
sort it out nonce

>>213707830
kys nonce freak

>>213707868
>>213707884
I have this desire to find her, put her through a convery belt to fix the face

I must save her

More like Lucy Let her be Free hhaha
idk if she did it or not but funny pun innit? x

>>213707750
In the USA

media and film in LA

manufacturing is in Texas, Seattle, Maryland, Virginia

pharmaceuticals in New England

banking in Chicago and NY

government in Washington DC.

New Media in Southern California.

In the UK

media and film: London

manufacturing London (and the immediate vicinity, although there is some outside of it)

pharmaceuticals London (and the immediate vicinity)

banking: London

government: London.

new media: London

just did a poo and then shoved it back in again cos it wasn't ready

>>213707830
nonce freak

>>213707695 (OP)
Stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

>be Irish
>Hate yourself
>LARP as a Brit
>wave the flag of a foreign state (Israel)
>wave the flag of a foreign state (UK)
>wave the flag of drug dealing child grooming proscribed terrorist organisation (UVF)

>>213707862
88% of /brit/ have never been in a broad

>>213707695 (OP)
MATALIN!!!

canscunt is a paedo
who would have thunk

>>213707894
she's literally 12 years old you paedo freak kys

>>213707862
ktim

will be 30 in November and the most exotic country I've been to is Wales

mikey and Poley doing a podcast together
We all want it!!!

>we ran the background check sir
>he is not employed anywhere and never had a job
>he has no social media and no phone number
>his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out
>we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is
>he has no friends and no girlfriend
>he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city
>its like we are hunting a ghost
>who the hell is this guy chief?

>>213707894
very odd

Fine. Don't help me rescue the inbred

Instead, lads, let's all take a big shite into Ruby Granger's gaping mouth
>>213707923
>wave the flag of drug dealing child grooming proscribed terrorist organisation (UVF)
Based

>>213707943
alrigh spaino

But really who the fuck is she and why is got a conneciton to that nazi england party?

FUCK!

>>213707929
actually we've all been born from inside women

>>213707919
freak

>>213707968
paedo loser

>>213707968
kys paedo

>>213707756
poo deal

>>213707988
ktim

>>213708000
scream

chicken and egg problem

Seems like trying to understand what a child has to do with the local nazi party upset the nonces
Sorry, lads. Didn't mean to distract you from the usual obsession with kids. You can go back to wanking away pretending to be women now

>>213707987
Lad, I like him or her

>>213707984
thank for confirming you're in the 88%

>>213708000
scromulating

>>213708000
*scoops the whole shelf into my trolley and sprints to the checkouts*

anyone here work for an interesting company

>>213708033
kys paedo

>>213707830
Some kid treated as a martyr by the far right
Her school had a culture day where people were supposed to dress up in traditional cultural attire for whatever culture they are
She wore a British flag sequined dress, but the teacher told her it wasn't traditional a English outfit which is what they wanted
She argued back against the teacher and it escalated until she was sent home for the day
Right wing media sphere claimed she was excluded from school for being British
Her parents who are involved with Tommy Robinson, EDL, Britain First, etc then got her to make special appearances at far right events, she appeared on stage with Tommy Robinson etc

It's a good deal tbf

>>213708059
Fascinating, actually.
I remember reading about it

On another note, the fuck is a traditional British dress

>>213707756
kekers

>>213708007
i look like this

>>213708000
best post in ages nicely done

*gives you a heart attack*

>who is this child
>no seriously who is this child
>i've got a desire to find this child and help her
>heh looks like the PAEDOS are out in full force today, obsessing over KIDS
gulpington

>>213708104
>implying
I've notifications turned off for a reason and I have my status to offline, even when I'm online.
I'm a bit of a mad bastard like that, you see

>>213708090
Probably just dress up in Victorian or WW2 type shit or something i guess

out to see the poo seal at twycross zoo

didn't work

labour letting all the pedos out
lol

Just been fired from Dominos
Well rather they're bulldozing the store down to build a new bigger building on top of it but I am losing my job without my consent which is basically being fired
No more cooking pizzas for me....

>>213708137
bossman wouldn't like that
and I'm on thin ice as it is

>>213708161
Get them unleashed

>>213708192
all of the dominos are full of indians lol

"Wokeism" is simply secular Christianity. The same terror toward free thinking Europeans that the semitic Bolsheviks of Constantine and Theodosius imposed.

>>213708094
you're cute

the fuck wrong with him

>>213708212
Not here I live in a white area

>>213708192
ever been shagged up the arse?

>>213708234
scream

>>213708235
visit it when it reopens :)

>>213708192
I’m sorry to hear that

>>213708208
You need to tell toilberg in no uncertain terms that unless he provides you with a fine pair of Eastern European chebs to look at, you will not be following his instructions

>>213708192
So you can get on the cans, WAHEEEEYYYYY

>>213708192
any dominos secrets you can share?

big up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaNGrt37Wq8&list=RDvaNGrt37Wq8&start_radio=1

>>213708219
>semitic Bolsheviks of Constantine and Theodosius
You have no clue what words mean

>>213708234
gay aristocrat dog

>>213708234
got no ears

>>213707830
>Stuart Field A 12-year-old girl is pictured outside her school weari

what is google reverse image search?

>>213707742
Still mental that he ruined this dead gimmick

>>213708269
it's commiemong doing a nazi larp
it's all a big gimmick and the person behind it isn't intelligent

Nordicist, Aristocratic, Pagan, Expansionist National Socialism is the only solution for the White man.

ktim

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

Interview for an apprenticeship in a field in which I am utterly clueless coming up lids haha...

>>213708313
cold aura man

>>213708308
How? I haven't seen him post it for ages. Always assumed it aws the same poster as poo smells.

>>213708269
Christianity = Bolshevism 1.0
All Christianity is is a sect of 1st century Judaism

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

>>213708355
He really is so stupid

>>213708344
>All Christianity is is a sect of 1st century Judaism
no it isnt and many nazis considered christ to be an aryan who fought against the jews

>>213708267
The twists and bites are made from exactly the same stuff in exactly the same quantities yet are often priced differently

8 years since the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally lads.

Remember watching the torchlight parade with the biggest grin on my face. The brawling the day after was kino too

any anglicized celt man in?

>>213708389
Praying for the day I can shoot you Nazi scum into a shallow grave
Stalin clearly didn't go far enough

once saw the headless horseman

>>213708389
yankified runt

>>213708333
Go away and stop ruining it. You've been warned before.

>>213708410
lol

>>213708192
I managed to sign a mutually agreed settlement scheme payout of £26k earlier this year and then a month later they announced massive layoffs, some 25% of all staff (including my entire group) with only statutory redundancy payments which would have netted me under £7k. Felt like I got away on the last remaining lifeboat and got to watch the rest of the stuff fight over flimsy life rings.

>>213708308
I'll rape you cunt

>>213708381
Well they were wrong. Jesus likely didn't exist. Saul of Tarsus certainly did though.

>>213708479
>Jesus likely didn't exist
how so?

me and the missus

>>213708415
same one that got the mayor of munchkinland?

raping my arse with a hammer

colleague greeted me with "buongiorno" today

was NOT pleased when I replied "Heil Hitler"

thought we were doing Axis powers but apparently she just returned from Italy

mmhmm imagine having this job

glitter lube
glass plug
vibrating plug
double-ended dildo
strap-on harness
lace bodystocking
fishnet tights
thigh-high latex boots
chastity cage
nipple clamps
spreader bar
ball gag
collar with leash
lace gloves
silicone dildo in every colour of the rainbow
vibrating wand
crotchless panties
leather mini skirt
anal beads
harness bra
pasties
handcuffs
lace choker
edible body paint
pegging kit
jeweled butt plug
pussy pump
cum towel
stockings with seams
cat ears headband
PVC corset
gimp mask
glow-in-the-dark condoms

>>213708608
leftypops' inventory

>>213708567
incelbros... our narrative... not like this....

it pie night

knife
rope
electrical tape

>>213708608
leftypols amazon wishlist

>>213708445
could have sworn that's london

>>213708596
not my problem I WILL continue to flush wipes down the toilet

went to go to the bathroom today at work and the woman inside didn't lock the door

Shut indoors aren't I
Got no friends do I

>>213708661
forgot to add I work from home

>>213707830
wait another 4-6 years

>>213708677
s

>>213708661
I have watched too many JAVs like this

>>213707862
my cousin is 34 and has never left the isles

>>213708661
ktim

>>213708724
ever shagged them up the arse

>>213708677
*barber shows you this shit in the mirror*
looks quality mate thanks a lot ta x

>>213708754
fucking sex

>>213708754
ummy wummy

>>213708754
do you think she would mind if i masturbated my erect penis to this image and ejaculated?

installed this over the weekend. was a bit of a pain attaching a mixer valve so it's not just cold water. only thing I found on the market where the nozzle hides above the pan line and doesn't require electricity (the nozzle just comes in and out using wster pressure). would recommend, my bum is sparkling clean now.

https://www.victorianplumbing.co.uk/grohe-bau-manual-bidet-toilet-seat-39648sh0

I get it now. I used to be a rorke, on /pol/ all day, very obsessed with world events and social engineering. I no longer give a fuck. My friend however is in deep. Every conversion turns back to rorke shite. Everything. It is so boring and deflating.

Absolutely fucking mental that Trump is meeting Putin in Alaska next week and Russian social media is full of shite like this now.

>>213708754
CORRR need a titwank off her

>>213708793
their fault for selling to us for pennies

Lads, Big Fat Fucking Chebs

Looking forward to tomorrow at the toilbuilding

guts are in a right mess
was holding in a fart for a couple of hours at toil there lest i shit myself

>>213708812
Trump is about to sell off Alaska

>>213708445
They all love India so much that they left!

>>213708754
>tattoos

>>213708839
no he isnt
russia is broke

Shoving a Ginster's steak slice up my arse. Why not?!

hate people who put toilet paper round the wrong way

>>213708839
no he isn't retard

>>213708793
>Ukrainian flag
Opinion discarded

This is what the ideal female looks like.

mental that the founders had the good sense to sell SO in 2019

>>213708859
that doesn't matter
they have the tapes

>>213708863
cold or hot?

>>213708826
had a bacon toastie this morning and had the shits not long after

>>213708891
yellow fever niggas really be licking they lips at this

Broke: only 271k died!
Bespoke: it should've been all.

>>213708780
>£300
They saw you coming

>>213708877
thank god there's another anon like me here

Woke wants to stop this

>>213708877
need to grab those thighs and belly

>>213708894
The internet has gone downhill immensely since 2019.
Yeah obviously even then it had declined from the 2000s but fuck it, give me back an internet with no AIslop and no porn bans.

3 dot pouches aren't hitting anymore

>>213708934
boobers and a pennois? clearly AI

>bidet
I just get the dog to lick my arse. He loves it and he's completely thorough. Surprised more people don't do this honestly.

>>213708960
ummy

>>213708841
To Indians the #1 goal in life is to leave India, that's the metric of success, after which India becomes a perfect place with no need for improvement whatsoever

Anyone who weighs over 13 stone should not be allowed access to the NHS.

>>213708949
AI ?

>>213708841
Gotta beat China in the tech race

>>213708934
would literally not stop licking and gagging on her cock and balls

just seen a william

>>213708964
my arse arse is always dead garlicky and that wouldn't be good for the dog

You've been warned Rorkeypops

Thoughts on Veganism?

>>213708926
got it from QS Supplies for £188 but reckoned the higher price would get more (You)s

>>213708982
Replace "intellectual talent" with "cheap labour" and he'd be right

>>213709014
i love it

And lads, for you? Well, for me, it'll be CHEBS

I'm just excited for Eastern European chebs

>>213709005
he looks like a somalian, that's why afghans hate him- Arabs/Middle Easterners do not like black people

>>213708982
This is literally just a population heat map

>>213709038
corrr

>>213709005
Rory Stewart the rat faced bastard won't shut up about the Afghan plight and howmkich it taught him yet somehow he's blind to the suffering of working class Britons. Disgraceful how he attacked Gary Stevenson.

>>213709014
bit silly innit

>>213709039
Alri' Chebslad

>>213709048
>>213709081
>>213709088
bizarre series of images

>>213709081
rorke turning a blind eye to all of this as he makes his 5th pot noodle of the day

>>213708894
love to see it

>>213709100
coldddd

>>213709131
does that hurt the baby

>>213708132
he is seriously deranged

scandalous

In the dark it knows
Look out
Backwards
Responsibility
7438A.455# ***

>>213709157
>cleavage blurred
sick to bastard death of the wokeists

Today I am feeling Jewish

>>213709166
lil niglet

costs under 20k to become a pilot if you're smart about it

>>213709146
not pregnant just fat

>>213709166
new austin powers movie looks good

>Astronomers have stated that comet 3I/ATLAS contains properties unknown to science
ayy lmao will destroy humanity it's over

>>213709097
Business idea
Ask if I can suck the milk from her chebs to save money on the milk buying

>>213709166
shouldn't've relax'd

>>213709217
i want to get topped by an alien
god how hot would that be

absolute dogshit internet connection today

>>213709166
That's Bourbon Street, New Orleans
t. doxxing pro

Mad how Rorke has been dead for over 4 years but you still talk about him daily

>>213709234
have you tried turning it off and on again?

ever notice how people often use the contraction "who're" in spoken English but rarely in writing?

>>213709217
how could they possibly know that

>>213709217
Strangelet comet, a single atom of matter from it hits the Earth and all life will end within 30 minutes

neighbour doesn't look after his cat properly

>>213709166
need little people gone

>>213709217
Same way in that 'science has discovered a previously unknown material. It's called water but we want to clickbait'

>>213709230
Eating from the pot with his dick hanging low

get the dinner made

need a 2/10 oriental gf

just sold something on vinted x

>>213709038
cor

Eaten like a fat cunt today

successfully desoldered a pipe

>>213709355
Don't summon him

>>213709369
who is this

>>213709348
it's in the oven, will be ready soon

>>213709386
>implying

why do you guys post pictures of fat girls instead of pretty ones?

>>213709355
katy can't compete

>>213709369
need a girl like this, someone you'd think would be flat-chested but then they have massive boobers for some reason

Israel using a tactical nuke on a children's playground and then claiming the toddlers were all top Hamas commanders

>>213709382
ktim

>>213709393
booby mcboobface

>>213709404
And if you have anything bad to say about it you're as bad as Hitler

mumberg just died

you love women's boobingtons, do you? grow up

best price to taste ratio for slop in 2025? bit tight on money atm.

>>213709413
wish he'd stop nodding his fat fucking head

>>213709413
Since that guy pointed it out, I can't stop seeing it... Why does he keep nodding his head?

>>213709456
no

>>213709413
Why is he showing off how fat, sloth and rancid he is? Is this some sort of faggot fetish content?

Love men me but you don't see me spamming their arses and cocks
Have some respect straggot freaks

>>213709463
>>213709473
I love you man haha

Do not come.

>>213709473
Too fat for his neck to support it

>>213709459
gravy on bread

>>213709510
I'M GONNA CUM

hi all today I called myself "very handsome" but in my own head sticking up for myself (@ porn), and then later on some hot old woman called me an attractive person. I am willing to admit that they are all just pretending just to do their jobs but the takeaway from today for me (and you) can be that positive manifestation worked! it worked today. im OK if they are lying, now I am ready to go get a gf
just wanted to let you all know. maybe tomorrow if you get up and go brush your teeth you can stare in the mirror and do positive affirmations too

>>213709529
Mousey!

cardo!! your dinner is ready

>>213709529
!!

>>213709459
mental how they wouldnt just get another bowl for it

>>213709529
you aren’t allowed to post that

>>213709529
will you still come and visit us if you get a gf?

Is it bent to get pegged by a woman?

Any NatSocs in?

>>213709473
>>213709463
you're brown

he's showing appreciation

bone apple tea

>>213709559
yeah

>>213709529
why would a hot old woman call you attractive as her job

>TeaOnHer, a rival Tea app for men, is leaking users’ personal data and driver’s licenses
so it happened AGAIN

>>213709511
I actually reckon it might be a wobble created from his chewing motion, causing a ripple effect

I want to FUCK the very attractive woman! WOAW. I am very intelligent!
>>213709558
yeah unless it gets to a point where if she finds out and looks here it would fuck me over

>>213709566
kys

>>213709566
i’m whatever china is and i hate america/israel/ukraine

the fat man is showing appreciation
>YUM! YUM FOOD! NOMNOMNOMNOM. FOOOOOD! I LIKE THIS . FOOOOOD

>>213709529
Lucky. Though I think it's weird that a cashier or whoever said you were handsome would say that, right? You implied they were doing their jobs, but that's not really part of any job I can think of, aside from maybe a prostitute. I think maybe they actually meant it.

Anyway no I could never stare in the mirror, I haven't looked in the mirror in like 5 years. At the hairdressers I just look at the floor.

>>213709600
Digestive system cancer speed run

>>213709600
wish she'd eat my knob

God forbid being happy if you're eating nice food right lads?

>>213709600
>Rustlers
>Ready meal
>Instant mac
Runtslop of the lowest order

>>213709570
odd accusation
besides fat cunts don't even appreciate the slop they pile into their mouths

>>213709667
average yank snacks
no wonder they have so much diarrhea

I got a link to "things the NHS does/not look for in an applicant" page today and it is basically the hippocratic oath in bullet-point form! I have read it well

>>213709650
She only eats large portions, lad.

Toil DONE
Gymtoil DONE
Cookingtoil ON THE CARDS
Clue LOADING

EW had 2 rustlers burgers for lunch today

>>213709566
Why would a 90 year old ideology be relevant today

>>213709695
that's him out of options

How are british white girls
are they trad wife material?

>>213709734
lol

>>213709712
National socialism is literally being rorke on immigration and leftypol on welfare and the NHS

if she dresses like a tradwife she has a bodycount of like 200 men

>>213709712
how old is capitalism?

>>213709701
She must be huge

>>213709752
i understand london girls are not but what about country side british girls?

>>213709758
pretty sure the nazis weren’t giving bennies to spackers

im right-wing libertarianism

>>213709700
desperate manic energy to this post

right-wing libertarian

>>213709796
spackers rarely made it past childhood back then and the ones they did they gave them jobs in the army

>>213709836
>>213709836
>>213709836

>>213709600
how do they not just feel shit all the time

who the fuck eats 2 (two!!) rustlers burgers for a lunch

For me its open borders, privatise all essential services, vast funding for stonewall and black voices.

>>213709682
retard

I'm literally a communist