Thread 213707957

Can you name even a single reason for the existence of your country?

Videos of people projectile vomiting after eating surströmming brings joy and laughter to MILLIONS of people.

https://youtu.be/QoZAKbnwfQw?feature=shared&t=21

>>213707957 (OP)
We produce a lot of carbon dioxide.
Still no nobel prizes though.

>>213707957 (OP)
to make people seethe

>>213707957 (OP)
We exist as a country because we were a colony of Tories who rejected the American revolutionary ideals and Francophones who didn't like the idea of being Americanized, correctly knowing the Republic would never preserve their special rights like the British Crown did. Now we seemingly exist to be a dumping ground for pajeets and other migrants so there is little point for us to exist.

first worlds need cheap labors

Porn video, that's all.

>>213707957 (OP)
no, not even sure if it exists

>>213707957 (OP)
So westies can come here and either drown in the sea or die in their first time ever in the wilderness

>>213707957 (OP)
lgs

>>213707957 (OP)
We're the next big thing tbf
I can feel it in my bones

>>213708289
do your local news report on dead vn tourists?

>>213707957 (OP)
My country was born as an attempt to fix the royal bloodline's many generations of incest. Our royals were so inbred that they looked hideous and their health was hideous too, and one day they had the idea: what if instead of marrying our own sisters and cousins we marry royals from other countries? And thus many countries of old were joined and they formed Spain