habsburgers be like
>someone trying to unify the German states but it isn't us??? NOOOOO I WILL NOT ALLOW. Oh shit, they're way stronger than us? Fine go ahead but you will never have the Austrian/bohemian/balkan/transylvanian Germans who long for unification, they are our slaves forever *rubs hands*.
And then habsburgers also be like:
>some Serbroach just assassinated our next head of state because of our autistic dream of ruling over a 3rd world shithole? Oh neiiiiiinnnnn germoney pls help-ACK aiiiieeeee we're supposed to be brothers why aren't you doing something oh mein gott pls not the partition we wuz holy Roman emperors and shieeet
I've heard this line of reasoning before, anyone wanna guess where and from who?
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Hmm, polack simping for *checks clock* France/UK/USA; Oh shit is is that time of the day already? I can set my clock with you guys, how convenient