Thread 213713765

Retarded Jason edition

lets ERP

god hates fags

>>213713765 (OP)
exceptional OP ty

>>213713775
it literally did happen

2 more weeks

>>213713799
Ok. Whats your first move?

>>213713862
i hate this fat fuck for trashing our boy linus sex tips

I will spend $1000 on two hours with two prostitutes

REALl NEW
>>213713904

Beautiful African model Assita Traore from Mali

>>213713765 (OP)
Your mom looks like this and wears leopard print lingerie

>>213713952
Fck off, thread splitter!

>>213713765 (OP)
I made this image and I’m very proud

>>213713952
>No previous
That's a deal breaker for me. fucking douchebag

>>213713952
No

I think the average middle American is just unhinged
At the gym today, I got to talking with two guys. Within 5 minutes of meeting me, one of them is telling me he's a single issue voter because abortion is a Satanic blood ritual used by politicians who are all controlled by the Devil and are trying to accelerate the apocalypse. The other guy just nodded along saying, "for sure"
I need to get out of this fucking place

>>213714135
damn I wish I knew them

i slimed

>why do chuddies don't like the new koth...
KeKerinos!

>>213714135
>I think the average middle American is just unhinged
Why did you put modifiers on it? This applies to all Americans.

within 2 years a new #metoo movement will surface about young men who were coerced into sex by gay peter thiel types in order to get their start in silicon valley. it would have happened already except it didnt fit the prevailing political narrative so was not given a platform

screenshot this post

>>213714202
No

>>213714189
Non-Canon, will not be watching

>mom sends me to walk to the grocery store in 41 degree celsius heat
>i have to pay for the groceries

>>213714202
no

>>213714240
yes

>>213714307
>41 degree celsius heat
How is this even possible in Canada?

>>213714135
>damn i need to get away from americans
>better hang out in the american general
you're even more retarded than them, plus they sound like more fun to hang out with

>>213714349
>The hottest temperature ever recorded in Canada is 49.6°C (121.3°F). This record was set in Lytton, British Columbia on June 29, 2021.
Canada is HOT

Most of you are miserable human beings

>>213714387
>MIDDLE Americans
Learn how to read, retard

>>213713765 (OP)
LOL

>>213714307
Why wouldn't you just hop in your car and drive there with the AC on? Are you trying to get heat stroke?

>>213714202
2 years, so it'll be for midterms? Not sure on that, I believe you that it could well be happening though

>>213714453
i'm a DUI guy

>>213714405
Well, at least the new Canadians will feel like in their home country.

>>213713765 (OP)
>Jason
She goes by Phoebe now actually

>>213714502
the tranny formerly known as samantha, formerly known as jason

>>213714484
Poopjeets here always make a big point of how they don't feel hot, but then they almost die in the Winter. I love it when it's cold and they still wear sandals in the snow, some of them even lose fingers or toes due to frostbite. We need MORE winter.

>>213714483
you live with your mother and got a DUI?

bro...

How long until Jason is a 41%er?

>>213714602
chill bro

>>213714612
Probably once he turns 30 and his norwooding continues

dui laws are unjust and based on pseudoscience

>>213714588
good lord imagine the smell

I lost my virginity to a brazilian hooker
Sex work is valid chuds

>>213714644
estrogen would stop the reaper in his tracks

>you live with your mother and got a DUI?
I don't think I could survive like that

Old white woman neighbor has been making smelly food and it wafts towards me
Today the wind conditions will be perfect for me take some smelly Indian food
Gonna take my big ass fan from the garage and put it in my kitchen window to make sure she smells every single spice, herb, and aromatic

>>213714655
I unironically think men should be allowed to drive with up to 3 beers in them.
4 beers should be a small fine
And 5 beers should be a dui

>>213714690
Jeet post

was eatin a burrito and got tabasco on my penis accidentally so i had to dunk my whole weiner in the glass of milk i had on my desk to stop the burning
it was 2% and i still drank it afterwards

>NOOOO YOU CANT DRINK BECAUSE YOULL CRASH
Ummm most people who crash are sober……

>>213714671
how big was her penis

>>213714719
>Jeet
I’m huwite, she’s just been boiling lamb or something by the smell
I usually eat food that would make brownoids have a seizure

I support all of my DUI bros. The government is tyrannical and should be toppled
I also never wear my seatbelt, the state is fracking fascist as hell

>>213714705
i assume you mean pints, correct?

>>213714690
>Old white woman neighbor has been making smelly food
You sure she wasn't just taking a big ol shit and your jeet nose confused it with food?

>>213714655
Depends on where you are.

A man should be able to drink a pink of whiskey before his commute

I've developed an undeniable "theory of everything" but I don't really feel like explaining it

one in three traffic fatalities is related to drunk driving.

>>213714733
Her penis looked like a vagina that I put my penis into. Idk if you've ever seen a vagina but it's like the opposite of a penis. It's sort of like a hole or a slit

>>213714801
She’s a Slav of some sort, her house smells like a dumpster
Seething beaner

kind of gay how often I have to eat to not lose weight

>>213714827
Not a TRVE schizo if you can't explain it at all times

>>213714856
are you a skinnybro?

Just a few more weeks until zooms zooms go back to school and I have the gymberg to myself

>>213714840
Anyways during sexual relations you put your penis, located on your lower half, into the slit. Idk kind of hard to explain. It's weird. Im not a scientist

The world exists only in my dreams
I am a sleeping god and you are all figments of my imagination
If I can just figure out how to wake up I’ll end this shit world

>>213714856
Just take SSRIs they make it impossible to lose weight

>>213714882
Im a zoomer and graduated from college in 2021

>>213714878
I'm 190 6'1" but I feel like I'm constantly eating

Ask me any question and I can answer it

>>213714781
I think it's illegal for good reason but some specific laws are too harsh. Sleeping in your car drunk shouldn't get you jail time. A first offense shouldn't bankrupt you or stay on your record unless it was very serious. More rural areas need some sort of ride-sharing program.

>>213714971
That doesn't look like a smirk

I'm in the big church right now, thoughts?

>>213714971
The image that makes jeets seethe

>>213714839
2/3 are sober though

That’s it motherfuckers it’s over for all of you cocksucking bitches

>>213714969
No it's not. The claims that it causes all these deaths are spurious because only the cases where people are caught and crash get recorded.
All the quiet drinkers who drive well drunk don't get recorded because they don't get caught.
There are many alcoholics who drive better under the influence. I should be the one to determine how much is too much to drive not the state

>Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ey-ey-ey-ey-ey, oh-oh-oh-oh whoa
Yeah, you're stuttering
>Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ey-ey-ey-ey-ey, oh-oh-oh-oh whoa
Yeah, you're stuttering

about to poo

>>213714934
Do you want to make out with me?

Imagine me and you, I do

>>213715081
Why don’t you make out with the exhaust pipe of a running car

by 2035 our tyrannical government will require all cars to have a breathalyzer ignition interlock

>>213715070
>There are many alcoholics who drive better under the influence.
Always thought this was a meme but last long road trip I was coming down from a bender and gradually pounded beers as I was driving. Actually was one of the comfiest drives I've ever had

Drunk driving will be legal when driving your car is illegal

>>213715152
I’m a pretty girl

Jerked off to a tranny topping a guy again, wish I could find a cute tranner to top me

>>213715187
idiotic statement

how do I filter posts on mobile using keywords

>>213715247
I think I would kill myself if I were you and had those thoughts, no offense

>>213715320
Alt F4

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>213715070
It's still more dangerous because your reflexes and reaction time is impaired

I keep getting called mijo by old men. Nigga I'm 28.

>>213715420
You are a pedophile

Your mami called me papi

>>213715420
you need to knock those fuckers' lights out
your dignity is everything

>>213714588
>they almost die in the Winter
this i expect
>they still wear sandals in the snow, some of them even lose fingers or toes due to frostbite
This is baffling. I've seen them out in their homeland clothing designed for airflow in middle of winter, some random strip of cloth wrapped around their heads like they haven't figured out they can buy actual toques and scarves in stores.

>>213715337
Based kys anon, always telling the baby talkers and troons to kill themselves

>>213715337
cringe kys anon, this is a judgement free zone

A tranny and tranny over colony in Huslia, Alaska

>>213715503
>>213715537
I wasn't telling him to kill himself
I was saying if *I* were in his position, *I* would likely kill myself. That's just me, personally

How to lose weight in a week before vacationings?

I'm not perfect... But I'm enough.

>>213715589
Eat less

went fishing

>>213715645
Catch anything?

guys I pooped a-and... AND SOME S-SHIT CAME OUT
UWU
AHHHH STINKY SHIT OH NOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STINKY POOPY EVERYWHERE FROM MY BOTTOM

PLEASE DONT LOOK AT IT ONI-SAN PLEASE

>>213715645
pretty hands are you in alabama

i think i'm unironically schziophenic now

>>213715718
>This post is extremely low quality

you peepee poopoo
i poopoo peepee
we are not the same.

>>213715659
no

>>213715725
montana

>>213715766
21st Century Schizoid Man

Im a strong believer in individualism

i dont think ill ever make it in life

Lots of gringos here, people just like you, they're so weird

As Napoleon said "Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength.”

>>213715810
looks incredible. i love you

>>213715994
And he's dead now.

The unyielding individual who is himself in the face of societal and institutional pressures is the bulwark against Tyranny.

Turns out of you're ugly outside you're also ugly inside

>>213715994
we bodied that freak

>>213716085
yeah ugly people become envious of normal people and subsequently become embittered

>>213716102
If you were attached to the main land you wouldn't stand a chance

>>213715589
>How to lose weight
>in a week
Impossible unless you fast

>>213716151
and if my nan had wheels she'd be a bike

>>213715785
Incredible. What an amazing and fulfilling hoby.

>>213716181
sent him flying

>>213716085
Every movie will tell you that nerds secretly have a heart of gold and are really smart and good people. The reality of life is that the cool attractive popular kids are also smarter and better people

>>213716181
but we still ride her regardless

>>213715589
stop drinking alcohol and pop

What should I make for dinner bros

>>213715183
Yep some beers definitely makes driving better

>>213716085
bitch I’m fabulous

>>213716279
gog and magog

Battle of Waterloo 3v1

>>213715404
If someone has naturally over active reflexes, then somewhat impaired reflexes would make them a better driver as they're not over thinking

>>213716227
>Every movie will tell you that nerds secretly have a heart of gold and are really smart and good people
Once you realize screenwriters are just self-inserting in fantasies based on their past and winning old arguments they still seethe about those kind of movies are much more understandable

Zionist Christians are mega cringe

>>213716303
Those are people

>>213716343
Yeah but it's fun to say

Just jacked my wiener off

There aren't any good games to play. About to try some 2D indie pixel slop I guess....

>>213716318
it's well know that professional FPS players in e sports report that getting mildly drunk improves their performance.
When you think about it driving requires similar skills as an fps. Quickly identifying things in your field of vision
So I think it may similarly be true that moderate drinking actually improves driving

Just started thinking about Mesopotamia and now I'm going to have to play Conan exiles to cope

>>213716335
I'm a Zionist pagan

How is this fair

In just 2016 I could have afforded my dream home then for some reason this bullshit happens

>>213716397
Even cringier

>>213716335
Nod really because they believe Jesus will retvrn and sent Israel into rapture

>>213716375
>tfw I’ll never ever be an Amorite warrior with a harem full of Akkadian and Sumerian pussy

>>213716429
It's cringe because the rabbis hate their guts but talk good in their faces so they can get US to send the gibs

Terrone lives in Chicago? Do you want to meet for drinks? I'll be there for a day, thank you

>>213716415
Just buy a plot of land and build a thirdie shack on it

>>213716424
nothing is cringier than worshiping a brown circumcised jewish rabbi who got acked on a stick thougheverbeit

>>213716335
>Christians are mega cringe
ftfy

>>213716496
nigga do you even have a job

Reading the book of Nod

Imagine how much more kino the world would be if every country dissolved and we returned to city-states

>>213716541
i'm a student. what do you mean? i did a summer internship if that's your question, thank you

>>213716338
>tranny universe
>nuwars
No better than what he's running from.

>>213716525
I disagree, paganism is so theologically weak it gets replaced easily

>>213716577
>student
>in Brazil

come on buddy get real

>>213716614
student in the united states

>>213716574
WEF governed like mine operate as City States that control vast swathes of people they hate outside the cities. The UK and France especially are both governed like this, with everyone outside of London or Paris being treated like subhumans.

The most cringe thing of all is "worshipping" something you don't even really believe in

I am interested in seeing this girls nipples
https://youtu.be/_rPly-3zCTk?si=BpivelIsRh6kntlh

>>213716629
shut up leaf... what a gay ass post

I always take the side of an italian flag vs anybody else.
I always take the side of a european flag vs anybody else except italiam flags.
I always take the side of a canadian/USA flag over anybody else except italian and european flags.
(Vpnjeets not included).

Thank you /cum/mers for reading my blogpost.

>>213716602
I was joking about being pagan bc that's reddit
it's all cringe

>>213716633
Pagans and Satanists be like:
>no MOM! it's not just a phase! I really do believe in it!

>>213716651
It's true thougheverbeit, you'd still be a worthless serf in a city state.

>>213716657
I take the side of the truth

>>213716623
and yet your flag is Brazillion

Some interpretations of Satanism, particularly in the Temple of Set, identify Satan with the Egyptian god Set. The Temple of Set was founded by Michael Aquino, a former member of the Church of Satan, and views Set as a real entity and the true identity of Satan, moving away from the atheistic Satanism of LaVey.

While the name "Satan" may share etymological roots with the Egyptian god Set, there is no definitive evidence to suggest that Satan was directly based on Set. Some theories posit a connection, suggesting the Book of Job, which features Satan, might be inspired by an Egyptian text where Set plays a similar adversarial role. However, these are largely speculative and lack concrete proof.

>>213716706
I would be worthless in any situation that's not the point. It would just be cooler if every city was independent and at most vassalized by other city states temporarily

>>213716657
Do you live in Montesilvano?

>>213716759
I dont even know what that is

>>213716775
Don't talk to him, he's brown. And not the good kind like you

Thoughts on SovCits? Are they actually a common thing in the US?

>>213716799
>And not the good kind like you

>>213713765 (OP)
He looks like a finn

>>213716816
I meant it respectfully

>>213716842
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBAS

I'm white but I wish I were brown bc wypipo smell like wet dogs and cheese and they don't season they food and they aint got no culture

>>213716815
I've only met one in my life and he was a brown schizo who believed in simulation theory. We actually got along really well and talked about conspiracy theories but both of us were racist also, so we didn't really become friends

>>213716759
Well what happens in Montesilvano?
>>213716799
Mexicans are my brothers I will visit Mexico, I will behave respectfully and I wont be dismembered

>>213716496
He lives in Kansas City
Haven’t seen him for a while

>>213716889
https://youtu.be/HNy--_r5eW0?si=b4_8JTiEDzq6BT3a

>>213716375
Been listening to this, it's interesting.

>>213716842
>>213716871
Ugly brown whores.

I am involving myself with being horny again.

>>213716722
>>213716756
He has a Brazilian SIM card
I had a US flag when I was in Canada

>>213716889
The type of comment you see on schizo blahpipo social media post with an obviously fake avatar

>>213716936
It's one person and shes beautiful

>>213716936
she's Italian you absolute retard

>>213716980
She's MENA. Brown. Whore. Fat.

what do you say we wreck this joint

>>213716980
Imagine her being walked on a leash by
>>213717016
>>213716936
These girls together

>>213717016
Hot girl

>>213716842
>>213716980
I've been getting a lot of Italian titcows recommended to me on my niggagram account now that you anons mention it. Need to return to Italy vgghh

>>213716871
too big

>>213717016
why the fuck does /cum/ think sydney sweeney is hotter than this girl?

>>213716980
shes actually sexanese

we're the daughters of the witches you failed to burn

every time I make the wrong decision the universe rolls out a red carpet and ensures that it goes off without a hitch, every time I make the right decision the universe puts an obstacle course with volcanoes, crocodiles and sharks in front of me.

>>213717079
There's still time

>>213713765 (OP)
I been fired and let go 3 times this year I don't really think I will be a anything in life I am 22 and a useless human being no one actually successful starts out like this

honestly i don't really care if a girl has slept with a black guy before, it's better to have a gf with experience than some virgin who won't know what she's doing

do you all pronounce "err" like air or ur

>>213717079
She says while shopping for extra large goth tshirts at walmart

I’ve had sex with a girl who dated black men before but I was only okay with it because she herself was black

I calloutmaxxed today but still ruined it by not accomplishing anything

>>213717099
why have you been fired

>>213714135
i would have left america a decade ago if literally any country on earth paid as well in your average white collar job.

Sorcery was illegal in ancient Babylon and ancient Rome

>>213717079
Witches are painfully cringey, talked with one from Florida and it took all my effort not to just laugh at her immediately when she started explaining it

>>213717038
They all have fake tits like in that Radiohead song

>>213717101
I pronounce it like the err in error

>>213717110
goth girl with very pale skin wearing fishnet stockings?

>>213717148
Built for my BWC

There is a difference in legitimately pale skin and pale skin that's pasty and fucked up looking from not going outside ever

>>213717148
Ika's tits are definitely not fake broski

>Pastrami is Romanian
Why can’t Jews stop stealing food and pretending like they invented it?
They claim latke too but it’s literally Slavic

>>213717176
There's also a difference between tanned skin and just being brown.

Brian’s reaction?

>>213717152
me too, but I was listening to a recording from the 50s and this bitch pronounced it like ur and it surprised me

>>213717187
They are high quality fake tits

>>213717127
The supermarket I worked at closed to be turned into a aldi and they told us to either wait 3 months or be fired

I was fired from a restaurant because my coworker proposely trigged my PTSD by grabbed my shoulder and yelling behind me

I was also fired from a gated community because they wanted to cut costs so they hired contractors

>>213717219
what a horrible reality you must live in where all nice big tits are fake. you are demonic

>>213717195
>The Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink writes that pastırma is the word the Ottomans used for a type of Byzantine cured beef that was called paston (παστόν).
Ackchyually, pastrami is ROMAN (VGH)

>>213717204
He'd probably sprinkle some herbs and claim he was protected by magick from this

>>213716920
might listen while i play conan

>>213717242
>believes shit on the net
Italian women dont have big tits, and terrone women even less.

>>213716574
That's already the world we live in man

absolute M I L K T R U K K

>>213717273
You are a demon don't speak to me

Levantines did thaaaaat

>>213717273
They’re alright, globally

>>213717345
map of fat women, essentially

Republicans are traitors to the nation

>>213717345
No wonder the nigs don't like tits. They ain't got none.

>>213717273
Maybe most don't but every population has some women with big tits. She would be hot either way.

Anyways, do terrone women have big asses

>>213717345
Why did slant eyes have such small milkers? What evolutionarily leads to big mommy milkers in Russia but small just south of them?
Some government agency should investigate this so we can breed bigger milkers in our females

>>213717369
This incel doesn’t understand how tit size is measured SMDH

>>213717337
Today israel does this with palestinian babies
Tomorrow white babies

>>213717390
Seems like the Mongols preferred tiny titties and therefore left all the titcows behind

my fucking sunroof broke i'm going to kill myself

>>213717441
The glass, motor, or weather seals?
Hopefully it isn't leaking on you

>>213717327
god bless
maybe racemixing isnt that bad

>>213717345
German women have real big tits. Ive been there, the difference was very noticeable.
>>213717387
Yeah it's not rare I guess, best asses Ive seen was in Apulia, goddesses with fat hairy slobs as boyfriends

>>213717345
fake

>>213717510
>racemixing is bad
ftfy

>>213717423
Google says it's cause Russia is cold so they need more fat or something
Whereas slant eyes climate favours lean builds with low fat

>>213717337
It really was evil, thank God my latin ancestors stopped them by killing them all

>>213717510
shes literally italian

Where's the anon who thinks eating pussy makes you gay?

Can't decide if i want to eat shit or poop for dinner tonight, any suckgestions?

>>213717537
Google’s AI says that

>>213717552
purest italian beauty from the- yeah fuck off shes like 85% moroccan rapebaby lol

>>213717549
But there are still jews. They just started digging tunnels for their sacrifices and to be "closer to god" (kind of sus that their god lives in a tunnel under a mountain)

>>213717476
pretty sure the treads broke/dislodged or the tracks are fucked somehow
gonna have to take the whole god damn headliner off to fix it it's OVER

you can't go home again.

>>213717582
shes just tan from being naked all the time

>>213717582
>shes like 85% moroccan rapebaby lol
Exactly, she's Italian.

>>213717602
Taking a headliner off is no big deal
Putting it back on on the other hand...

>>213717617
italians are all extremely mixed with north africans and levantines from waybackinnaday sorry to break this to you
>>213717627
thats what im sayinnnn

I like White women.

>>213717549
they destroyed the city but the people were sold off to spread their lineage to other corners of the world.

>>213717537
Global warming is going to lead to smaller tits.... sheeeeeeet

Good thing Terrone isn’t here or else he’d be MAD

>>213717441
I got a sunroof for you. A Chicago sunroof.

>>213717604
I remember the first time I saw one of those, I thought I discovered a dinosaur type creature

>>213717441
What car?

>>213717627
sexo

>>213717651
>italians are all extremely mixed with north africans and levantines from waybackinnaday sorry to break this to you
It's like 2% tunisian dna in Sicily, in Calabria it is near zero and in the rest of Italy zero

>>213717674
I'll give you a Cleveland Steamer.

>>213717256
ROMANians are ROMAN

>>213717702
mhm

>>213717702
>Do you know about the Moors?

>>213717651
>>213717627
Lies from jealous brown people. Genetic studies disprove you.

>>213717704
I'll give you a Toronto Iced Coffee

>>213713765 (OP)
That's actually the smart Jason

>>213717744
sorry that browns do it best i guess

>>213717742
Fake history.
Did you know where Tarantino got this information by the way? After his italian dad left his irish mom would hook up with black guys, and he learned it from his mom's friend who's nickname was literally Big D. So when you repeat this just remember you're getting it from a black guy who was fucking a director's Irish mom

>>213717674
you'd need to be able to open my sunroof for that thoever
>>213717698
2013 vw golf
the mechanic is going to rape me for this

>>213717698
1996 Lancer with the big block 1.6L engine

>>213717744
Jealous of what? I'm a white dude and want to rape babies into her. But there's no denying southern Italians have darker skin tone and hair as a result of the Moorish conquests. Italians prior to this were mostly fair skinned with blonde and brown hair, like other Europeans. You see the same patterns present across southern Europe, like in the south of France and Monaco, Spain, and Portugal.

>>213717794
>the mechanic is going to rape me
It isn't possible to rape yourself
Wait...
You let other men work on your car?

recycle
>>213713904
>>213713904
>>213713904

Americans be like "cars are a symbol of freedom even though I don't know how to fix it on my own"

>>213717863
Fuck off too early, don't use

>>213717792
I wonder why his father left them kek

>>213717871
I just taught a 30 year old boy how to change his oil
It is a sad world

>>213717860
Go here instead

>>213717907
This is the one

>>213717627
>>213717698
>>213717786
>>213717839
Brown women CAN be hot. She is ugly.

>>213717863
>Mexican posting American made new
Huh
>>213717907
I actually prefer the other one, this looks like a fk VPN made new

>>213717928
No the bitch you posted is ugly

>>213717847
>It isn't possible to rape yourself
It is, yugoslavia was destroyed because a serb brole a glass bottle in his ass and at the hoapital blamed the albanians or croats

>>213717794
>2013 vw golf

If it's just jammed shut there's only a few things that could be going on. Either the drive motor is burned out, the guide track/wheels are broken, or it's purely electrical and something like a fried relay.

Check relays and fuses first, I've fixed a half dozen things over the years that were simply a 5 minute job of popping out a trim panel and shoving in a new relay for $20.

I'm so horny but too lazy to masturbate

>>213717928
ugly mid ass irish hoe lmao

>>213717839
Literally not true. If anything it's the northern italians that are germanic rape babies

>>213717847
>You let other men work on your car?
i like to watch
>>213717954
yeah i'm definitely going to pop the overhead console off and check it out first but from the sounds it's making it seems like a problem with the treads, also the roof is slightly misaligned which makes me feel like one side of the treads snapped/broke while it was closing

>>213717954
I've fucked prostitutes as hot as this so I'm secretly a Chad

When will Americans stop invading every fucking thread where they don't belong?

>>213719531
You'll be an American soon