Thread 213720914

Leonine edition

I like lions

I once made the mistake of offering food to a homeless person who was asking me for cash to get something to eat as I withdrew

Idyllic canoe ride

>>213720923
It was female swimming at the Olympics actually smart arse

night gents

>>213720935
yeah? How about you lion your back and spread that bussy for us babe x

>>213720908
Heath Ledger is alive, AND HE IS DJANGIN'!

Poop and niggers dying

house just shagged a patient while in clinic duty

>>213720956
The timid Japanese girl makes it even better.

Haven't got properly fucked up steaming since last year team. I have like two alcoholic drinks at most if I do drink now.

>watching CBBC
>every show is fucking horrible
but our shows were so good in the day boomerbros
Bamzooki, Temple Run, Parents are Aliens, Tracy Beaker (before the 15 spinoffs), The Queen's Nose, Lazytown, Raven, Chucklevision, Dick n Dom in da Bungalow, Even Stevens, BASIL FUCKING BRUSH

I get that we aren't kids and we shouldn't like kids shows - but how comes our shows are still good even if you rewatch them now?
And it's not bespoke to a generation either - Flintstones and Top Cat and Jetsons hold up perfectly well.

It's like today's kids shows are made for bona fide retards.

Right that's it I'm watching Sopranos

>>213720991
Some of the shows you listed were CITV not CBBC.

Was at a festival over the weekend and back to toil tomorrow. Funny how just the mere idea of toil sucks the joy out of life.

Got 40 credits in Russian so far team. Reckon it's worth doing another 20 this year as well?

ruby keeps moaning in my ear wanting to shag ffs
just want to post with the lads

>>213720940
They're getting really grabby around these parts.
Today's shopping list, for instance:
>Hey, while you're in there, can you get me a hundred pack of extra strength aspirin - the grey box -, a case of diet coke, and a big bottle of multivitamins?
>The fuck? I'm just grabbing my painkillers and fucking off to the pub. I'd rather give you half of those and watch you OD here on the sidewalk than drop a cool hundred on your bullshit.

>>213721008
tis all children fanfare

fewer posts like this
>>213721033
more posts like this
>>213720978

>>213721027
Festivals sound grim. Excessively loud and too many people and unhygienic. Shaggers like me listen to anime openings on Spotify as they walk to their retail job.

Get to Shropshire and enjoy the bastarding Perseid meteor shower you fucks.

>>213721060
on my way

>>213721027
what festi did you go la? i went to one to one 2 x

ruby granger is spread eagle on my bed demanding a shag but just want to talk about poo with the lads fs

>>213721060
I live in Shropshire and looked out of my bedroom window and can see nothing unusual in the sky.

>>213721072
See you soon mate

having a bath
all the little bit of cum crust from last night's wank are attaching themselves to my pubes as they try to float away

>>213720940
What happened to make it a mistake? Been asked at a burger king kiosk by a tramp wanting me to buy him a chicken burger.
Although once on holiday a beggar kept trying to get me to follow him down a street where is "sick daughter" was to prove he was really in need.

>>213721099
wish i was there

>>213721096
A Shropshire Lad

>>213721081
Bloodstock. I'm a fan of loud shouty music me haha x

>>213721096
You need to be in a low light pollution area and have some patience shithead

we ain't goin' to heaven

Will be pirating gta 6 after it comes out on PC

>>213721113
I was born in Wales and, again, I'm a woman.

>>213721132
I'm not an imbecile

>>213721154
>I'm a woman.

>>213721127
Unironically better than Download, which is gay and full of shit bands.

>>213721154
>I'm not an imbecile
We have evidence of the contrary

i run out of beer and im not tired at all

this amused me from daytime /brit/ so reposting for the nocturnal retards

Shropshire actually contains no cities.

>>213721154
Wish you'd post some new pics I can cum to :s

Got my PR coming up at toil and will be saying I prefer late shifts as I'm not a morning person. As well as complaining about the excessive overtime they have given me. It's supposed to be my summer break from uni yet ALDI think it's okay to ram my hours up leaving me depressed and fatigued.

Poland is a shithole

>>213721060
i wish i could

>>213721251
Do you get on well with Dion?

right no more gay wanks time to get serious

I'm actually a local celebrity in my area. People recognise me from Greggs/ALDI and talk to me and ask me how I am or wave to me in public.

Rather starve than work

>>213721251
if only you finished uni 8 years ago like you were supposed to

>>213721280
I wonder why!

>>213721283
You could do both.

why does wavywebsurf only ever post videos about gooners
proper weird now

>>213721286
It was 10 years ago I first attended university this year mate

>>213721298
I'm pretty, likeable, kind and funny.

mental that rorke is so opposed to women farting because it isn't trad or something
they've been doing it for millenia rorke you twat

>>213721304
rather die than starve

Ruby Grainger is my wife actually

Tilde is pathetic and every one of his posts here is some kinda self aware 'ironic' cope post

Oh cripes it's meant to be super hot tomorrow. Not good for my mental health.

Hi boys.
It's Darren's mum. Just popping in to say he's actually gone out with for a sleepover tonight so he can't make it unfortunately.
He should be back tomorrow though.
Have fun!

Eileen Ansell

Get the women shitting themselves
Get the farts stored in jars
Get the shites stored in boxes

>>213721389
Ever shagged Dazza up the are Mrs ancell?

>>213721389
Thanks for keeping us updated Eileen

>Bank holiday 2 weeks from now
omg
OMG
If toilberg allows me to take next Friday off that's a FOUR fucking day weekend.
Dare I ask for the following Tuesday off and that's fucking five. FIVE fucking days. Oh my ALLAH.

>>213721389
Your surname is literally incel no wonder your son posts here

wait what the fuck
Bluey is supposed to be A GIRL???

>>213721154
I was born to a woman, and again, I'm a whale.

>>213721465
you will fap just as long and just as hard

I’m English

I just want a weekend romp with a fat English lad and his fat significant other and/or sibling. Is that so wrong?

Might get some kip soon team. Don't have much energy because of toil sapping my strength.

I've heard of posh wanks where you use a condom but has anyone here ever wanked using viagra?

You’re supposed to wank with the foreskin pulled back

always make a habbit of staring women straight in the eyes till they feel uncomfortable and look away
what? if you dont want people looking, maybe put on some fucking clothes. youre walking around tesco wearing tight shorts with a scrunch up your arsehole
women, amarite?

>>213721534
reading your posts saps my strength

Would love to wank my penis inside of a vagina.

>>213721591
love seeing their well defined fannoise boulge

saw a vid of a fella pissing inside a woman's cunt whilst hard
she was moaning
idk how that feels for her - pleasant?
must be a bloody odd feeling that's for sure

>>213721591
So you want women to have clothes on their eyes?

>>213721636
seen that one where the bird poos on his willard and he shags her with his poo covered willard
???

>>213721568
it's too sensitive

>>213721623
you ever stare straight at their fannies when theyre walking towards you and they know youre staring straight at their cunt
they never know if they want to be offended or flattered
women, amarite

>>213721636
i almost did this last night

>>213721659
no
have wondered how black men doing anal sex knows if there's any poo on their willard though
wouldn't it just blend in

idk

>>213721671
bet your mum wasnt happy

>>213721671
You can watch it tonight instead.

>>213721676
Be careful janny will ban you

>>213721689
ah yes, i forgot. discussion of politics isnt allowed at all here

I can’t wait until this summer bollocks it’s over with

the biomass as it were

>>213721725
then in september when you've got a ganzy on and have snot down your nose, you'll be begging for the sun to come back

just a whiner you are
day in day out
till death do you part

remember charlie bit my finger?
this is them now. feel old yet?

eastern orthodoxy > roman Catholicism > Protestantism

>>213721730
I M A G I N E the smell

>>213721736
the daily tranygraph

just consumed some anti-acid tablets

>>213721734
I like autumn, spring and winter
Pipe down kid

>>213721730
imagine throwing a petite blonde in there
feeding frenzy

>>213721756
where is sunni, shia, ibadi islam and judaism?
your list is incomprehensive

>>213721787
judaism is not a religon

aff tae bet

>>213721734
ktim

mist have drank 5 litres of water today and i cant stop pissing
i guess its not all foamy and bubbly like normal

Infected finger update

Love all the seasons me. Too bad we're not in the right country to truly appreciate them all.

Welcome to my son’s goon cave

>>213721856
How did you do that Mousey?

A Shropshire Lad

Gemmy. Just fucking gemmy as hell.

New study proves vegetarians are 12% less likely to develop cancer compared to meat eaters, and vegans are 24% less likely to develop cancer compared to meat eaters.
Why do you still eat meat when it's as bad for giving you cancer as smoking, and when veggie nuggets and burgers are available?

Source:
https://www.thetimes.com/uk/science/article/vegetarian-and-vegan-diets-cut-cancer-risk-by-up-to-a-quarter-j937m6lff
https://www.economictimes.com/news/international/us/ditch-meat-cut-cancer-study-links-vegan-diet-to-24-lower-risk/amp_articleshow/123210135.cms

more of a cherry bakewell personally
country slice would be second place

>>213721856
are you being treated for it x

Lying in bed. Fan is on. Windows open. Thinking about life.

>>213721905
>veggie nuggets and burgers
ah yes very healthy bravo leftypol

>>213721905
new study proves youre a double gau retard

>>213721926
The cancer rates speak for themselves
Why kill animals to give yourself cancer?

>>213721905
because my body requires me to consume animal flesh

>>213721928
So triggered you can't even type

.

when I do not eat meat I am tired weak and cold all of the time and I have frequent fainting spells
iron supplements do not help and I have tried different types none work

>>213721966
Mental how you're the only person on earth who apparently almost dies from eating a veggie sausage

drinking a flavored beer

>>213721961
Ruined the bear in the big blue house for me
Die in a fire

>>213721905
so what in a year it's like 6 people out of 1000 getting cancer compared to 5 vegans

gents I'm contemplating doing one of those fasts but for unique shite like no sugar for a month and/or no caffeine for a month

just so everything tastes sweet and I turn into superman come September 12th.
Just think it'd be pretty cool idk.

cant stand vegans
most obnoxious people you'll ever meet

Those Quorn tendies are pretty peng though ngl

jetlag gone mental
cant sleep

>>213722026
hs?

>>213722027
id rather eat arse than quorn

>>213722037
love all kinds of monkeys

whats in those fake meat burgers tho
they cant be healthy

>>213722027
hyperprocessed shite

Fucking rocket just came down next to my house

>>213722072
>>213722074
you eat ready meals and pot noodles every day

>>213722072
Some combination of pea protein, soy protein, rice protein, wheat protein + potato starch

>>213722076
your countries bravery and courage will be studied for centuries to come

>>213722099
mmmm

>>213722076
anti semetic lies
>>213722104
anti semetic fat boy

Death death to the IDF

>>213722104
Can I have an American lass to shag

you just know the type of person that eats quorn also supports Palestine, has never been in a gym, watches mylittlepony and has anime figures on his gaming desk

>>213721983
it's not true, you're just extremely ignorant

>>213722091
i eat food cook freashed from the earth
potatoes and sasges and the like - broccoli and pease

>>213722118
yes only if you give me a qt Palestinian Christian gf

legumes are gross

Reckon your mum's ever taken it up the bum?

>>213722120
i eat quorn and none of those other things apply to me

>>213722129
Probably won't do that

>>213722099
wow sounds absolutely disgusting
or i could just eat something natural like a chicken or an egg

Quorn isn't even vegan it's made from billions of microscopic mushrooms blended together with milk and egg whites

fizzy raspberry grapefruit peach orange limeade

>>213722169
so?

>>213722099
>Some combination of poop, poop, poo, poop + shit
wow yeah delicious mate

oh my days

>>213722155
you have probably lost so many relatives to the jews war of aggression against your people. Palestine will be liberated one day and the jews will pay for all their crimes committed against your noble country.

>>213722159
Hope a mob of chickens eats you, murderer

ate like 5 animals today

Pronounced quinoa as ‘Kwin-no-ah’ and got laughed at

>>213722192
America is a matriarchal country

i know what u are

>>213722099
Usually a lot of oil and various sugars, some polyols, agar/carageenan/guar gum...

>>213722193
it's a vpn you stupid yank gorilla

poop and niggers dying lmao

>>213722238
I don't think any VPN's offer a Palestinian proxy

linda mccartney mozarella quarter pounders are hands down the best fake burger no other brand comes anywhere close

>>213722215
would you eat catmeat
catbab

>game requires EA launcher
right that's fucked it then hasn't it? might as well kms

>>213722192
it will only continue as immigration rises

haggler bop
or
graph globe

>>213722221
Isn’t like 2/3 of the food we grow given to live stock? What a dumb argument

>>213722253
carnivores generally don't taste good

Just got some beautiful blue thick woven curtains for my den which I am turning into a listening room for all my records

Need to get lucky and find a used eames lounge chair because I’m a basic cunt but you can’t deny it’s a good looking chair

>>213720914 (OP)
I want this woman to throw cans at me and call me a cunt

>>213722253
no

>linda mccartney mozarella quarter pounders
your hands are always down because youre a sad little beta

>>213722276
need her to crush my wog bollocks

>>213722221
Retarded since growing crops to raise animals to kill results in far more deaths

going to have a chicken salad for my dinner the idiot vegan can do one

>>213722255
I know the company's fucked, but it still exists, does it not?

I have a condition that makes me infertile and incontinent and causes pain throughout my penis and balls

know a guy who is vegan and won't even eat root vegetables because he says it kills the plant (true technically but still dumb) he only eats fruits and seeds also he is fat somehow

>>213722288
There's usually some layer of hypocrisy in calling out hypocrites on their hypocrisy.

>>213722272
some spice and veg and you're golden
think of minted lamb kebabs grilled, except its cat meat instead of lamb

hes gone menkul!

Just gave myself C-PTSD

>>213722319
Jains are like this. Never got into asafoetida instead of garlic or onion...

>>213722309
yeah ive got that too
also im a gay freak - must be the same for you

>>213722272
as long as they eat enough fresh fruit and maybe some pineapple they taste just fine

>>213722355
imagine dropping a kitchen knife on him haha

>>213722328
you're so dumb

>>213722319
lots of vegans are fat because they eat all of that processed vegan musk

>>213722373
stop feeding your cat a fruit diet.

>>213722379
why

Harold W. Meade was an American murderer and suspected serial killer who bludgeoned three mentally disabled individuals to death on August 12, 1970, in New Haven, Connecticut. He was later arrested in December of the same year, and pleaded guilty to the murders in 1972. In addition to the three murders he was convicted of, Meade is suspected of committing several other killings in Connecticut dating back to 1969. Meade died from an illness in prison.[1][2]

Early life and criminal history
[3] Meade's father owned a gas station in Bethany, Connecticut.[4] When Meade was an adult, he married his first wife, Donna Meade. They had two children together.[4] Meade worked as a truck driver, milkman, and ice cream vendor

Are you smart enough to solve this

vegans are always middle aged white women and narcissists, they dont actually care about animal well-being, its just so they can pat themselves on the shoulder and tell themselves (and everyone else) what good people they are
sad

oh my DAYS

>>213722395
yeah lots of candy and junk food is vegan it is quite silly for anyone to think vegan is shorthand for healthy

>>213722420
left

Well lads, at the sad state of being over 40, I'm back as my life falls apart. I see not much has changed... did poleaboo ever get sent to the gulag?

wonder how people in the 19th century shagged

>>213722407
cat?

bloke is 40 and posting on the chon at 2am in the morning

>>213722420
sounds like some sort of...
move?

>>213722459
I know lad, I know... never thought I'd end up back here but it turns out that I'm exactly as big a fuck up as suspected

>>213722420
line

>>213722248
No but the nonce botnet does

>>213722420
gpt 5 says CENT

>>213722447
Furry bastard, bad attitude, obligate carnivore, tastes like chicken?
Stop feeding it fruit.

>>213722420
no i'm not actually

>>213722422
you people here who keep making these declarations based off your own very limited experiences are so bizarre

>>213722483
at least youre not pretending to be a woman on the internet for attention with a tripcode

>>213722420
cent?

>>213722483
God help you x

>>213722532
left's also in there

>>213722427
I love her

>>213722550
Exactly

>>213722503
i don't remember feeding you fruit but if you say so okay i will

>>213722554
recenter before clefting

Come on ladies come on ladies £1 fiiiiiish
Come on ladies come on ladies £1 fiiiiiish
£1 fiiiiish
Very very good £1 fish

>>213722487
which one is that now

>>213722487
>>213722565
you rattled him lol now he's having a gore spamming melty

He's a Shropshire Lad

just seen some rancid muck

cant wait to visit the new gaza resorts once all the darkies get erased

Patriots in control

>>213722530
through the power of BWCs i would convince her to abandon her kids and convert to atheism

>>213722420
crew

>>213722605
didnt ask, dont care. your gore video is bad and you should feel bad

>>213722680
dumbshit

Today i am going to stop and smell the roses. Who’s with me?

william buckland ate every animal he studied

>>213722702
i dont want to

>>213722694
that's 8 letters

remember this guy?

Daily reminder they force division in 4chan because when we unite, nothing can stop us. HOORAH

>>213722729
sheila dickshit

>>213722729
the kenya communist who will declare martial law and run for a 3rd term

4channers what is your profession

>>213722729
bamna!

>>213722729
looks like something straight out of a blackface comedy sketch

>>213722758
ackchully as a free Spartan male l dont have a profession.

>>213722729
BOSS NIGGER

*jumps up and down on your fat head*

>>213722796
does he not eat those

>>213722808
not if he doesn't want cancer he doesn't

>>213722808
moves at about the speed of a dvsa worker on land, wouldn't have much success

>>213722808
no they jump up and down on his head

>>213722796
fat idiot

ooOHHH oo hho ooohHHoh

>>213722436
poley seems to be exclusively /britfeel/ nowadays, although I am going off the dribs and drabs that come through since I haven't been to that shithole in yonks

>>213722808
his girlfriend just broke up with him

I've always had a great fondness for the Poles

>>213722855
Gay coded post

they really thought he would change things

>>213722855
theres a polish bloke at work who i cant stand
stupid accent and hes thick as shite, takes 10 minutes to understand anythign i say to him

>>213722855
yes we know

mad how Obama was the only president to talk shit about Netanyahu

hello :)

>>213722586
recenter your cleft ms wright

>>213722992
*waves hoof*

need a yank gf

>>213722758
I ask the questions around here.
I'm a/the HR Inquisitor.

Fabric office chair?
In this weather?
Big mistake

>>213722992
*pisses myself then waddles away*

>>213723014
Yankedoodledont!

pissed it all up havent i

Totally given up on trying to spell things properly and just gonna spell it how it sounds from now on. Had a guts full

>>213723104
very very cute little cat

>>213723110
>Had a guts full
madagascar?

>>213723117
they all are

>>213723139
beautiful animals they are

>>213723126
What? It’s a saying meaning ‘fed up’ maybe it’s a Kiwi thing

>>213722729
barraco barner

>>213723104
*gives you a hug*

hate being hungry dunno how those kids in gaza handle it

>>213723172
Fuck sakes

>>213723170
*gets a boaner*

>>213723160
got diorea

new doctor is an old man with gut issues, can always hear noises coming from his tummy, and he lets out constant mini-burps. no fart though, i suppose professionals have standards

>>213723185
>>213723274
do you get seals and penguins round your house

>>213723284
aye

>>213723274
he do his poops ans farts in private xD

>>213723255
tayk en emodeum

>>213723284
No but I can go for a drive and see some seals, never seen a penguin tho

i tink my gon tek mi emodiam

do penguins ever poop in the sea
then it gets in the seals eyes xD

I was mads I would have started choking them for real and then laughed it off

this poo might require more wiping than i can be arsed for, might have to get in showerberg and give my ringpiece a proper soapy treatment

need to be up in 3 hours cant fuckig sleep them woke SLAGs done me in with the WOKE 5G rays fucking Sick of it

>>213723380
whys he done that then

>>213723400
on a mad one

>>213723499
>>213723499
>>213723499

>>213723426
i hope there's a very good reason for distressing that pingu

interlude

>>213723426
GET IN THE FUCKING BUCKET SIMON! IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY! YOU'RE GOING INTO THE BUCKET!