Thread 213724542

cute edition

>>213723336

behead those kittens

THAT'S HORRIBLE MAN YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>>213724560
what the heck man

>>213724560
they're not your lunch kim

>>213724560
chinaman flag
chinaman post

>>213724560
most sane east asian

>>213724560
Inshallah they will be beheaded

never underestimate the strength and tenacity of a homeless wigger, especially if they are missing a tooth.

It's sad and pathetic because he's alone, if he had a girl with him he'd be a astetic hecking doomer e boy

>>213724560
MODS

so I dub thee unforgiven

not sure what to goon to

>>213724564
hello bully anon

Part of me wants to take this edible, part of me knows I will be spending the next 7 hours violently tumbling through the shadow realm.

Wat do?

tell me which one is better nerds

>>213724619
omg short anon!!!
heyyyy

>>213724624
momma didnt raise no bitch
take two

i like the way this vacuum looks but i already bought a new one not long ago and used it way too much to return it
sigh....

>>213724633
That's not short anon and you're not bully anon

>>213724634
Haha I only have one. But here we go.

>>213724633
you are not bully anon

>>213724640
she was pretty hot for a granny in the new naked gun

>>213724647
No, I'm just a big fan

>>213724637
I have a roomba and it works really well

weed should be illegal

>>213724667
you should be illegal

>>213724667
Only if the much worse drug alcohol is illegal too

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>>213724669
he is

>>213724658
You'd have to be a big fan, because he's SHORT.

>>213724669
no human is illegal
love is love
science is real
get over it.

Jerry this peach is sub-par

>>213724693
im over it

>>213724560
Hello Sgt. Tyrone.

dude weed

>>213724504
go and dont forget to pray for everyone

sam hyde and nick fuentes said weed is bad and i trust them

God obviously wants us to do this to his creations.

>>213724732
Pretty sure a synthetic alternative to horseshoe crab blood has been developed

Going to go to one of those hardcore Traditional Catholic masses... They're sedevacantists and dislike jews

Are you all usually dressed sharply?

>>213724744
I hate to say it but terrone actually looks handsome there

>>213724739
Yes but why should we synthesize it when we can murder his creations to create vaccines to murder more of his creations?

>>213724744
theres no waistline to that coat at all

>>213724732
looks like something out of a scifi movie
horseshoe crabs are disgusting alien looking creatures

>>213724754
I'm vaxxed and boosted and I'm fine

>>213724732
mother nature btfo

>>213724630
Second column is bitrate, third column is encoding.
In general, higher bitrate is better (more data being processed = higher image fidelity), and h.264 is the best encoding quality. If it were me and I had the hardware/bandwidth to use it, I'd pick the second row.

>>213724732
i wonder how it tastes

>>213724767
>disgusting
How are they disgusting? They are entirely harmless.

>>213724560
t. proxy

>>213724726
Weed is bad. But maybe I’m bad, y’know? Maybe I’m no good.

>>213724771
famous last words
>>213724779
probably like copper, most bloods do.

>>213724784
so??? they look gross. they're little freaks. deal with it

I can't pair bond...

>>213724741
Sounds like something you should stay away from.

>>213723859
>no US tariffs on China yet
>we get fucked with extra tariffs on China right now
I WANT MY CHEAP CHINK SHIT YOU USELESS PRESIDENT. FUCK YOU AND YOUR TARIFFS.

>>213724805
Have you considered that WE are the freaks? Horseshoe crabs have been around in their current form for more than 200 million years.
We are soft, oddly shaped, and are only a few hundred thousand years old.

went to the store and wanted to pay with my debit card that i got months ago but had never used before
turned out i forgot the pin so i had to pay in cash instead which was whatever

i live in the unhinged lefty capitol of the usa

>>213724797
prayin for your soul Wolfgang

>>213724817
why?

I dislike jews

>>213724832
Portland?

anyone else a stupid poopy butt retard?

I'm above it all, yes I'm high above the clouds looking down at you peasants

>>213724843
>retard
me

the sad thing is there are no young women or any young people for that matter at mass... Its just old white people with the occasional old latinos... I guess everyone young nowadays just wants to have :fun" and avoid church

its so weird seeing jerry wearing a graphic tee

>>213724640
i like her she seems sweet and intelligent

Business idea.

>>213724839
yes

>>213724826
damn those retards are 200 million years old yet they still havent figured out how to not get stuck and stranded on the shore

>>213724860
based

>>213724826
>Have you considered that WE are the freaks?
I've considered that YOU are the freak
why don't you leave and go hang out with your gay little crab friends

>>213724860
I don't like seeing ai generated images

Orangutans are the only primate I would ever consider trusting. Chimpanzees lust for power; Gorillas are dangerously violent and unpredictable; Bonobos are covetous and greedy. The gentle and scholastic Orangutan is the rightful heir to the Earth once humans die off.

so this is jason
https://files.catbox.moe/ybwhz9.mp4

>>213724758
https://youtu.be/R_c8aGMEjx4

I been retarded since day 1

>>213724860
Monkeys are fun until they bite your face off. I know orangutans are the more peaceful monkey, but I wouldn't risk it. I still have nightmares about that Animal Planet documentary.

Birth-delivering units, when they're vacant should only be raped by people who need pussy. Not people like Zohran Mamdani. You don't need to raping units, if you're getting pussy. Otherwise what you're doing is abusing the system.
I'm going to propose, not allowing sex havers to rape by LAW, except for a person who actually needs pussy. And I'm going to call it Cuomo's law, because it's an abuse of women.

>>213724732
how long have you been vegan?

The chimpanzee would not preoccupy itself with the study of our tools, but rather fling shit and bare its incisors. The Gorilla would storm off and smash something. The Bonobo would take the saw, not to use it but so that no one else might do so.

Only the Orangutan attempts to hammer the nail, so that he might erect a cross on which to burn heretics.

>>213724913
Good post

>>213724945
hmm I thought it was rather boring desu

Why do boomers want to kill their wives

who you got in tuck + candace vs fuentes

Opened my fortune cookie and there was no fortune inside

>>213724946
Here the Orangutan displays its superior intellect, taking from the lesser ape and asserting his dominance.

>>213724945
I liked it too. Lot of truth in it

>>213724973
Caring about e-celebs is sub room temperature IQ behavior

>>213724973
I got the spic. Those glowies can fuck off.

>>213724973
obviously fuentes

jews completely destroying this nation

orange tabby or gray tabby

>>213724975
opened a double one recently so mustve gotten yours

>>213724985
>tucker carlson
>e-celeb
i don't think you know what that word means

Nick Fuentes needs to breed Pearl Davis already. Imagine the offspring? With his intellect and her massive bone structure they would be veritable juggernauts of the 21st century.

MY INTERNET IS BEING SO FREAKING SLOW RN

>piss directly into shower drain
>turn on the water for a second to clean any piss splash
This must save so much water compared to flushing a toilet. I'm a genius

>>213725056
that's what pearl davis looks like now? zamn

theres a paedophile on /mex/ who isn't me
he has bad taste in lgs btw

People 200 years ago didnt know the word "cool" thats how dumb all of them were

think i'll buy myself a shotgun later this week.

>>213725039
gray

>>213725056
>wanting Pearl to racemix
What a waste of one of the few good redpill females.

>>213725056
Who? Who?
>>213724973
Who? Who?

lol DC is such a shithole

who the fuck is "pearl davis"

I'm starting my semen retention journey

>>213725094
JustPearlyThings is her social media name. She's a redpill, anti-feminist, who calls everyone out on their shit. She was super popular for a bit, which caused her to be demonitized/banned everywhere, for pushing the line too much.

Heil Fuentes

>>213725106
>anti-feminist woman
This is just a ploy to get cock

>>213725085
me too I'm like 60/40 on it

>>213725114
She's self-aware enough to always know how to get cock. She calls every "tradcon" out for being a feminist, and thinks that they should repeal the 19th.

On the shitter in my dimly lit bathroom I can hear the rain hitting the window very comfy

back from returning my library book. man i'm depressed. it's so hot out. i walked

>>213725106
she also gets railed by fat black dudes

>>213725123
girls always know how to get cock that's the least of their worries

>>213725139
what were you reading

>>213725140
No one wants to hear your demoralization campaign, Mr Goldlstein.
>>213725141
So that can't be why she's an anti-feminist then, and a non-point.

>>213725158
biography of peter the great
i only read the first few chapters, just can't force myself to read lately. my brain is turning to mush

Cristiano Ronaldo has 3 kids and they're all via surrogate therefore he has never sex with a woman

>>213725138
And the comfy is ruined by all the shitting and farting noises.

>>213725175
That enhances the comfy factor

>>213725173
if he's never had sex then why does he have rape charges that prevent him from visiting the US

>>213725169
whats got you down

wtf I just found out the g in vagina is pronounced like a j

>>213725197
i don't even know. just bitch-made i guess. got no drive to do anything or goals i want to achieve. just drifting through life.

>>213725193
She just wanted to extort him for money. He's a fruit loop like jason

>>213725091
she's already fucked niggers

>jason
it's phoebe, please respect her

Thinking about getting into smoking weed again

I’ll suck a big

my pain is self-chosen
or so the prophet says

Is Phoebe named after that racemixer in Friends

*charges you with gape*

pearl fucked destiny btw

>>213725212
>just bitch made
>got no drive to do anything or goals i want to achieve
This is exactly me except I'm not (currently) depressed about it. I've never understood how people have the motivation to do anything. Playing sports, going on dates, partying, going out, it's just not in me and hasn't been for years

>>213725272
yet another destiny W

I got a PSP when i was a kid

Clues by Sam solved in one minute and 13 seconds

>>213725277
the part that really hurts me is just disappointing my parents and family. if they weren't here i wouldn't care at all

destiny has fucked every woman he has met

>>213725287
I got a DS

wat da hail

what is your favorite GTA game?

wut da nut

>>213725315
San Andreas of course

>>213725287
i had a psp too. played a lot of dissidia 012

i get my wizard powers in 6 months
what should i do with them

>>213724861
What exactly is your issue here? I've never had anyone bother me, even downtown.

>>213725324
Summon some bitches on tour dick

>>213725324
Should let you know to soften the blow that the wizard powers you were promised aren't real
You do however stop caring

>>213725315
4

>>213725351
same
based zillenial chad

>>213725315
i don't know of any games that take place in the greater toronto area

I need to get new dress pants tomorrow.

>>213725365
There was that Scott Pilgrim game

>>213725293
My family was planning a vacation to Mexico and I told them to not buy me a ticket because I'd rather stay home. So they gave me the contact information for my extended family in case something happened to them. Meanwhile in my mind I was thinking "If you guys die, I am killing myself immediately." I am yonly living for my family, I have no desire to "enjoy life" for myself. I'm not even suicidal, I just have no internal motivation, everything comes from outside

N

>>213725365
Many dogshit games are set in Troonto

are you guys ready to admit you were wrong about the vaccine?

Make fun of mexicans for eating coke

>>213725315
Ballad of Gay Tony

>>213725401
chuds would never

>>213725408
you took our jobs and you took our glass bottles and real cane sugar you sons of bitches

Seacrest Out

>>213725401
I’d like to thank Vladimir Putin for magically putting an end to the neverending covid crisis by starting the Ukraine war

>>213725401
Got the vax and a booster have yet to experience any health effects

>>213725396
most wanted 2012 on ps3 was my first video game

>>213725408
Make fun of Unitedstations for drinking it

>>213725432
Can’t believe the Need for Sneed games aren’t out on steam

>>213725427
Wdym? It was already winding down before that happened

>>213725401
Yes, getting the vaccine was a mistake, the only reason I did was to hang out with a buddy in san francisco but I probably would have been better off if I didn't get it or nothing would be different

>>213725433
same hyde still has fans after being humiliated by based canadian boomer?

remember when bidumb said we were all gonna die if we didn't get the vaxx lmao good times good times

>>213725401
What are the side effects according to 4chan. I'm Pfizered up but I don't remember if I got a booster.

I'm a high iq genius i just prefer gooning and 4chan to doing brainy stuff, but if i did do brainy stuff it would be good

>>213725450
I got vaxxed twice and wore mask all the time and still got covid.

>>213725450
covid happened under drumpf

>>213725449
>based canadian boomer?
literally no such thing, ranjeet

I relate to the character Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter

>>213725460
Pepsi

>>213725444
the EA app is such dogshit. why do you need a background process you cunts

>>213725460
yeah a "vaccine" that doesn't stop you from getting covid isn't a vaccine

>>213725456
Sudden death syndrome, sterilization and microchips.

>>213725401
got the j&j nigvax because i had to for school, two weeks later got an arrhythmia episode and chest pains that put me out of work for 3 months
doctors said it was nothing, and they're probably right, but it's a hell of a coincidence

>>213725475
retard doesn't know what a vaccine is LOL

>>213725476
ah its all good then

Feels like I accomplished nothing today
Same with yesterday

>>213725383
Why don't you want to go with your family on vacation if they're all you care about?

>PE class, highschool
>realize 90% of the girls who are in the class are missing
>start wandering around
>they were hiding in a box you're supposed to leap up on
>fast forward, 5 minutes ago
>taking out the trash
>hear chattering as i approach the dumpster and other bins
>a bunch of women are holed up hiding on the edge of the property

why do women exhibit this strange group behavior where they all collect in a single hiding location out of sight? has anyone else spotted this behavior?

>>213725450
Remember when all the kneejwrk retards said the vax was going to give you turbo heart aids

>>213725476
>Sudden death syndrome
I had that twice. It’s not as bad as they make it sound.

Project Epoch got bought out by some p2w fagslop server so now I'm 100% playing Ambershire on the 17th instead.

>the “vaccines” do not work in preventing covid
>the “vaccines” exposed you to risk of complications like myocarditis
>covid itself was less deadly than the flu for young people, so it doesn’t matter if you get it anyway
No reason to take the jab

>>213725476
None of these impact me at all.

>>213725520
Ok great thanks, I won’t take it

test

>go to movie theatre
>movie starts 45 minutes after the "start time"

>>213725324
competitive Tetris

She looks doodoo stinky

>>213725487
you don't? that's grim, have you tried NOT being a retard lmao???

>>213725520
how many more weeks until we die from the vaxx

>>213725495
The days I go to work I feel like I've done nothing and wasted my life, and the days off I feel alive and fulfilled.

Funny how that works. Best not to think about it too much though I reckon, don't want Mr. Shekelstein to catch me day dreaming and fire me.

>>213725476
>microchips
Schizo shit

you're not hardcore until you've done mass in a garage where you blaspheme jews

Hope you don't mind if I rest my dogs on your lap haha

>>213725500
no, sounds like you made that up.

>>213725530
Commercials are the biggest humiliation ritual. Everytime they add more and more to see how much they can get away with

I got my cock microchipped. I want the deep state to know the exact location of my cock at all times.

LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY

>>213725475
and our government encouraged everyone to get vaxxed three times or possibly even more when necessary, calling this a booster shot. I'm so glad I stopped at twice.
after all the time I smeared my hands with toxic chemicals to sanitize and got brain fog from being hard to breathe with a mask on, the virus so conveniently just mutated and still infected me anyway. and for quite a while, if you didn't wear masks in public you got looks from others as if you were a neanderthal pedo serial rapist or something. retarded society, retarded goyim, retarded world.

>>213725536
I was never one of these “Everyone who takes it is going to drop dead!!!” people, but exposing yourself to vaccine injury risks with no benefit in exchange is retarded.

Might try taking an enema just to see how it feels

Hood nigs should be micro chipped. And have ear tags so we can keep track of them

me when my leaf wife is posting

>>213725573
Just imagine taking a shit but the opposite

leaf queef

it's actually not really gay to finger your prostate while masturbating because it's not like you're doing anything sexual with another man

>>213725573
Wouldn’t an enema feel the same as when you have diarrhea, like how anal “sex” would feel like taking a big constipation dump

>>213725561
Anon I've been studying your cock's GPS data for years now and it never seems to change. We've also contact-traced it to every vagina in a 100 mile radius and it never gets closer than 10 feet.

Can you explain this?

I want sex to be placed inside my ass by a DOCTOR of SCIENCE

>>213725594
what would your father think of this statement

the funniest thing to me about covid is how both sides flip flopped. Dems at first were like "covid is no big deal, don't be worried blah blah" and Republicans were freaked out initially.

then once the facts came out and covid wasn't that bad for anyone under 60, the dems started freaking out and republicans were like it's no big deal...probably has to do with how dems are the party of old people these days

>>213725599
Uhhh…..I’m gay?

>>213725594
What if a woman milks your prostate? Is it still gay if she pegs you?

>>213725607
that didn't happen

>>213725611
Ah I see. Might I interest you in our new suite of MAID offerings?

Redditjeet detected

Deploy the memes

I wonder about giving an enema to an animal. It might be abuse but I find it intriguing

>>213725615
yes it did

>>213725607
It's cause it started under Trump, and dems are so partisan that if any part of the Trump admin says something Isa problem then they have to disagree

I refused to take the vaccine because they weren’t offering a suppository version

>>213725614
>Fellas… is simulating gay sex gay?

>>213725630
>and dems are so partisan that if any part of the Trump admin says something Isa problem then they have to disagree
This is true

>>213725611
you know what you did
https://youtube.com/shorts/AvN90YKcmTQ

>>213725594
Agreed. I dress up in my sister's clothes and ride a dildo in front of her vanity but it's not like there are any other men involved and I find men gross so I still consider myself straight.

>>213725645
The reverse is also true

How can people be into normie politics?

am I normal if I've always been attracted to radical politics like Fascism, Monarchism and Communism?

>>213725622
Yes please! Lock me in the deathbox pronto

>>213725635
Reminds me of those pozpig forum posts about gay guys sticking needles up their asses and scratching up their insides on purpose so they’d be more likely to contract HIV

>>213725648
this is incorrect

>>213725629
>>213725630
democrats were always pro vaccine

>>213725614
>Is it still gay to have sex with a woman
just gonna state the obvious and say no

drinking milk

>>213725649
why does anti-commie propaganda make commies look so badass

>>213725665
Futanari cock milk?

>>213725659
Nah

>>213725665
every time you do this you make me get up and make another cup of tea

>>213725649
you feel lost and aimless and need a big strong man to tell you what to do and how to feel

green frog: me
grey frogs: everyone else in /cum/

>>213725530
Go to your local theatre.

>>213725664
Sex with a woman means penis in vagina, not dildo in man-anus

>>213725652
Have you seen the one by a father talking about how he plans on having his buddies rape his son while his wife is away

I had a conversation with a very pretty 50+ year old woman today and I think maybe I should have sex with older ladies?

*cracks open another plain lacroix*

>and so he gave him the ultimate weapon that could slaughter a thousand armies
>a 1959 gibson les paul custom shop

Ewww I can hear my 50+ year old neighbors having sex
The lady is moaning really loud
Ew ew ewwww

I took an edible and it’s starting to kick in and now I’m wishing I didn’t do that. Ruh roh raggy haha not good!

>>213725685
this country is being raped and pillaged by jews and the only thing you can think of is projecting your weird gay fantasies of wanting a big strong man
>>213725674
old school commies that hated jews, women, blacks and gays were based.

>>213725697
>so few deaths that it has to be measured in “per 100,000”
>practically everyone who died was 80+
Retarded chart; freaking out about a nothingburger

>>213725652
That's terrifying

>>213725707
GILFs are hot, yes.

>>213725707
HAGS? HAGS! HAAAAAAAAGGGGGGSSSSS
we are cunnysseurs my good man

>pretty
>+50 years old

>>213725705
I don’t think so, but at this point nothing shocks me

n****r

>>213725729
that graph doesn't mention age retard

lol remember

>>213725739
Bro she was. Might have been in her 40s but she was pretty.

>>213725681
yeah

>>213725748
Yeah, I was adding some important information that the chart omitted, retard

It sucks if your 100yo great-grandmother gets the common cold and dies, but that’s not a valid reason to put the whole of society on lockdown for years

Women are sexy from 18-60, generally speaking. Some might go a couple years in either direction depending on genetics and diet and lifestyle choices.

>>213725724
i'll rip a bowl of niggerlicious nugs in solidarity

>>213725661
They were pro vaccine you're right, but operation warp speed, the government program to speed up development of the vaxx began under Trump

>>213725728
you can't have any of the things you listed without a firm, authoritarian leader, who of course would be a man
so i'm not projecting just stating the truth

more like Operation Warp your fuckin DNA

>>213725788
That's redditjeet, he's just baiting he doesn't actually believe what he's saying

>>213725772
the graph is about how drumpf cultists are retarded

>>213725781
It looks like she would have the appearance of an average 50yo without the makeup and fancy hairdo. You can easily see she’s got a lot of makeup on by how her face colour doesn’t match the skin on her neck/chest

fat guys

>>213725781
Yeah she’s super hot. I’m not even gonna pretend otherwise.

>>213725777
>18
What about when they are 17 years and 364 days old?

>>213725788
yeah and democrats supported it. how does that prove me weong

>>213725778
Thank you sir. I am leaving Earth lmao.

>>213725808
Uh oh guys a 0.2% margin

>>213725798
good, we need a Caesar

>>213725835
Put on some tubes

>>213725818
oji-san correction

>>213725818
The age of consent is lower in my state but I didn't want to type "women are hot from XX-60" because I have a feeling HE wouldn't like it.

>>213725835
>>213725845
TUNES, not tubes

>>213725845
Did you mean tunes? If so, yesssir. I’m gonna be fine. This ain’t my first rodeo

>>213725830
They supported it with reservations claiming the operation didn't have enough oversight

>>213725835
Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space

>>213725813
>>213725815
She just has good genes, makeup or no makeup she's still hot af.