Thread 213727044

I love tropical food
I cant grow it in my cunt
Why is life like this?

You can grow your native fruits which are just as good.
Picrel one of my figs

Do you not have supermarkets in Romania?
I can find any temperate food here

>>213727061
Looks like a ballsack.

>>213727061
fuck you, figs are not as good as an ananas, and mangoes mog apricots
>>213727044 (OP)
learn french (easy mode) and move to french guyana

>>213727119
>peaches and plums exist

>>213727108
It's the variety, these are more round amd green
>>213727119
Fuck you, figs, watermelons and peaches are my favourite fruits and they all grow here

>>213727189
*blocks you're path*
>>213727210
>watermelon
just sprinkle sugar on a cucumber bro

>>213727065
I don't want them from supermarkets, I want to grow them so I can feel the difference.
Do you know how different tomatoes are for example?
Supermarket ones have 10% of the taste and aroma of the homegrown ones

>>213727044 (OP)
>tf
>tp
It is because your ancestral memory longs for the fruits of India

>>213727406
Yikes, just say you're brown mon frere

>>213727044 (OP)
You could try to build a DIY greenhouse and try to grow them there, but they are likely to not taste that good.

>>213727406
Watermelon slices are a great dessert on hot days, they have so much water.

>>213727119
I don't want to move to the tropics, I don't like warm and humid weather, I like cold weather but I like the fruit that they have

>>213727618
I hate the melon family, watermelons, pomelo, cucumbers, pumpkins and zucchini

>>213727490
>>213727729
>no, I don't like reaching my hand out of my kitchen window to make juices from the mangoes, the mombins and the maracujas that I have in my garden of eden, where everything is plentiful. I don't like bringing said juices to the naked golden skin brazilian fertility goddess that is waiting panting in my bed after morning sexo.
you guys are Philistines
vgh, tropical fruits make me so horny

gonna masturbate brb

>>213728136
More like
>reach your hand out the window to grab fruit
>instead you grab whatever this satanic spawn is
>just as some randoms barge into your house to take shelter from the category 50 typhoon incoming
>all in 50° humid weather
kino bro sovl even

>>213729444
>subsists on mango and rice for all of your life because the tropical paradise cant grow anything else

>>213727044 (OP)
we have to colonise a little piece of africa

>>213728343
to this?

for me it's the humble plum

>>213727044 (OP)
>it's not a webm of a russian being killed

huh

>>213729444
>>213729495
skill issue
>typhoons
>south america
you will never know the bliss of consuming caipirinhas and bundas next to a waterfall, I pity you fools
>>213729956
that was the starter

i ve an avocado and a banana tree just a few more years until the bear fruit

>>213727061
enjoy your bug meat

>>213730684
We dont have fig wasps here
>>213730548
I dont want to gwt cholera amd die like 4/5 of your siblings, messiaar

>>213730548
Do you think that they don't have tropical storms in South America??

>>213730200
Ukrainians dying screaming in terror is much funnier

>>213731002
t. errone
getting dengue made me stronger as I am now immune to more maladies
>>213731973
storms yeah, but not hurricanes or typhoons
it's literally Eden
the nature won't harm you there
God I wish I were there, I can't bear the north anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKAnwaOM3g

>>213732428
>it's literally Eden ,the nature won't harm you there
Spoken like a true sheltered faggot who has never lived in a tropical country and whose only view on the tropic is that one aznavour song.

>>213732428
Listen I thought the same about France, that it's a romantic destination, it's beautiful, quiet, intimate. We often have wrong ideas about things, you do know that yeah?

>>213732571
>>213732786
but I've actually lived in Brasil, Suriname and French Guyana
I left because the coke was too cheap and I'm weak willed
once my cat dies I'll go back there, and I'll eat the fruits of the earth in god's beautiful garden once again