>>213727212 (OP)Sleep on a bare mattress witth a couple of pillows that also aren't covered. Instead of getting up to use the restroom I just pissed in plastic water bottles and put them in the space between my dresser and bookshelf and throw them out whenever it's trash day, but spill it on my mattress semi-regularly. When that happen, I usually just give it a once over with a rag and one of those red solo cups with soapy water. I also walk everywhere and end up getring drenched in sweat and usually just jump in bed and turn the fan next to cool off, which usually runs off my body into the bed.
I also have made one of those pringle fleshlights, which I usually put between my pillows since it sort of feels like an ass doggystyle. The trouble is, is once I'm finished, there's usually a small pool of cum that ends up on my mattress and between my pillows when I pull out. I usually flip sides, but I've done it so many times that definitely on both sides and definitely steeped through. I also donate plasma, but find the wrap around my arm pretty uncomfortable so usually just take it off once I get home, but it doesn't always scab and completely heal by then, so now little dots of blood. And don't even get me started on the cockroaches, little buggers are everywhere