Thread 213732686

baby goat

10cm is really very small for a willard

>>213732686 (OP)
goat for din dins

>>213732718
Butcher near me sells goat
Don't buy there because it's halal and thus supports the PIC

>>213732753
>10cm and thin

>>213732738
nonbelievers married to jews

rape scrodies mum

I like the baby goat threads
I do

I should check my eyesight

>>213732791
I'll knock your fucking eyes straight you filthy muggle

>>213732672
Not the Harriers fault that the Argentines couldn't produce their own jet fuel

>ywn pop round to Roy’s Rolls and have him remember your usual
>ywn nip into the Kabin and have Rita call you “love”
>ywn get roped into one of Steve McDonald’s daft schemes at the cab office
>ywn witness Blanche give someone a withering put-down in person
>ywn go in to buy baked beans at Dev’s cornershop and gossip with Norris
>ywn be Gail Platt’s fifth husband

Why even live lads

>>213732738
Farage is a believer although he stopped going to church last year due to woke

>>213732805
*casts stupefy on you*

>>213732753
did you run out of bing tokens or something how come you don't spam new ai slop anymore ziedbelg?

So Ziedbelg has an incredibly small penis and had some weird experiences as a child where he witnessed his mother cheating on his sick father with black men

It honestly isn’t even a surprise that he turned out this way, it would have been a miracle if he wasn’t fucked up and didn’t have weird hang ups about sex and inferiority.

Got my arse out

>>213732840
im not ziedbelg, wrong anon

>>213732851
Put it this way, you dont spam a general on 4chan 12 hours a day (even on Christmas) if you arent fucked up

>>213732830
CoE?

>>213732780
<3

>>213732830
Lmao

rip zeidbelgs throat out with my bare hands, then violent rape his gaping hole where his throat used to be

>>213732851
10cm is really very small for a willard. it's less than 4 inches. and he said it's thin too. just quite a sad willy all round.

Ziedbelg is cute
A real one dare i say

Ziedy will always be a legend for coming up with the Cronem Activating song

>>213732689
first kiss was around 10 or so, lost v-card at 15

>>213732642
Advise me.

I'm at a crossroads since I'll be out of a job at the end of a year but getting nearly 30k in redundancy pay on top of 20k in savings and 50k equity in the house. £100k would be an okay start in Poland starting a business in my field (biomed) around Krakow I think. Just need encouragement to take the plunge.

>>213732862
you're either zeidy, dutchcuck or spaedo

>>213732913
heatherpaedo

Tried baldurs gate 2 multiple times but always dropped it after a couple of hours. After that I install bg1 and finish it every time and I enjoy it

>>213732851
his penis isn't even that small in the grand scheme of things, there are anon's here who have posted their own that were much smaller

>>213732738
>say you're a christian
nobody cares
>say you're an atheist
potentially ostracise retards

this is why 0 atheists exist in America's congress (which has 535 members)
even if you don't believe then there's no reason to say it

Boris was an atheist in all but name. As have many cunts been in the past.

>>213732935
i couldnt understand the controls with bg2 it was hard to remember the buttons on my keyboard

Is Benjamin a jewish british surname?

mine is only 13cm but it's

youtube is so boring all of a sudden. Even a year ago I would always find something good to watch

>>213732935
ever tried making a good post instead?

was thinking about joining the army just before but then i realised they'd make me take the vaxx, so i suppose that's off the table then

>>213732862
>10cm and thin

>>213732909
Yeah that’s “may actually be better off transitioning” territory. Women won’t be able to hide their deep disappointment at seeing one that size.

>>213732913
he didn't come up with it though it's just ai slop

Wait till you see it
Fucking screaming when I noticed it

>>213732923
>£100k would be an okay start in Poland starting a business in my field (biomed)
Would it? My understanding is biomed needs very high starting capital and it can take a long time to break even

any other 2SLGBTQQIA+ person in?

>>213732964
It ain’t that easy anyway
I’ve tried joining for two years now

>>213732961
DONE THAT FREAK

mine is only 13cm but very thick and no partner ever complained

the only thing i enjoy anymore is talking to this bird i met recently, and even then i'm uncomfortable and squirming for witty things to say

>>213732945
dicklet moment

>>213732955
It just felt there was too much stuff going on. It felt bloated

>£9.50
is this worth it?
Wagamama looks nice but I've never been in because it looks terribly extortionate

>>213733000
>10cm and thin

>>213732976
slender man

weatherspoons bathrooms are a humiliation ritual`

If i was born 100 years ago I would be chained up in one of those scary asylums. troubling thought

>>213733000
Not just 10cm but ALSO thin hahaha

>>213733026
pangpang meal

>>213733026
Not even that nice really

>>213732977
I don't need to set up a lab, just consulting in bioinformatics and such, so it's mostly my living costs. I know people who fo it although they're Polish locals. I might be able to leverage my UK contacts as an added value I hope.

Still as a scary prospect for a lifelong wagie who has never left Cambridgeshire for longer than two or three weeks at a time.

>>213733009
10cm objectively isn't that small

>>213732976
lol

>>213733026
Why dont you make calamari at home? Just toss those slimy bastards in flour and then fry them

>>213733026
fried squid is good but only had it in chinese restaurants with that spinny thing on the tables

@grok what is 10cm in inches

>>213733069
you seem to have mistaken me for marco pierre white or something

>>213733067
you're gritting your teeth aren't you

>>213732979
>i assume based only on my height
maybe because 95% of men are unable to pass as women even with hormones
are they really that un-self aware

2 slug spirit (2ss)

shoot the boats

ktim

>>213733057
how thin is it though? like a 10cm noodle?

make chickens at home me. from scratch.

>>213733075
You buy the squids, if you freeze them they will be tender but thats not necessary, then yiu wash them real good ubtil they are nit aliny anymore and cut them into rings, you can leave the temtacles as they are, then you pass them into fine flour (rice flour is ok too), then you must deep fry them at 170C minimum, so you must heat the oil above 170 and then start frying

>@grok
Right I'm gonna be the one to say the quiet bit out load then; it has to be the worst gimmick ever and

>>213732995
where did you meet her?

>>213732923
I didn't think Poland let people in easily.

>>213733067
LOL

hate when niggas euphemistically say "which way western man" instead of "white man"

Lads I NEED that picture of a crying wojak wearing a badge saying "I'm a crying pussy please read my sad blogposts" and he's pointing to a sad blogpost essay he's made on the 4chan

@everyone

how do you drink beer with a dinner? it's too dry

>>213733101
You can do it, it's fun and you'll eat a lot of calamari this way. And you can use the spices you want

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.

FUCK ME THAT'S A TUNE

@mountainnigger

>>213733181
i drink a Sprite or water. it yummy

Hey guys, I guess that's it!

just checked and my middle finger is 10.2 cm long

So DTFIC has a tiny dick too. Explains a lot.

I'm going to start living like that Hollyoaks incel runt and have a folder filled with bradleys that I pull out to have a giggle over while I'm sat on a bench or something

The last /brit/ is it? Well it was goof while it lasted. I think I'll move to China now.

'Cause I really wanna stay at your house
And I hope this works out
But you know how much you broke me apart
I'm done with you, I'm ignoring you
I don't wanna know

>>213733195
Yeah what?

how are you all not terribly depressed and sad living in this little hell world or do you just not talk about it

>>213733152
>10cm and thin

>>213733246
I write about it extensively in my diary.

Eat the lab grown meat rorke

>>213733246
I am very disappointed with the way my life turned out

>in a room of 1000 men, 992 would be bigger
oh no no no

>>213733246
several people are there 20+ hours a day, quite literal zero percent chance cloggy isnt thinking of popping it at least 7 hours a day

>>213733203
wish this was me

I have stubby sausage fingers (but also a big knob)

>>213733246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QCXr79Rkcw

>>213733246
too busy doing my own thing to care about the world

>>213733272
Lmao

17yo brother has just discovered ricky gervais xfm

only spend about 16 hours per day in the world

>>213733246
i'm extremely miserable and have been vocal about it

>>213733246
laughing at poors never fails to lift my spirit

sydneys such a shithole

>>213733246
my logic is that the world has always been rough, if you had your eyes open or cared, so why not make the best of your short life

>>213733184
amen

Make immigrants feel as unwelcome as possible

Ordered ‘kizza last night and I have the worst stomach ache/indigestion right now. Been on the toilet all day doing nasty diarrhoea farts and horrible eggy burps.

Serves me right I guess.

so why is the divorce rate in Ireland so low then

melbournes such a shithole

>>213733304
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

>>213733322
Nicest big city i've ever been to

>>213733334
how

>>213733333
nice x

>>213733302
does thinking about black men's willies help you forget about your 10cm strand of spaghetti lad?

>>213733291
needed this x

>>213733336
clue status: gained

>>213733336
Sounds lush

adelaide? yeah that’s a shithole

>>213733383
the whole ziegbelg reveal was just the most comedic thing that could have possibly happened, internet is really full of freaks isnt it

>>213733330
yeah that's how i've made it this far, still gets the best of me some weeks x

Just got mogged by iceberg, it's over for shipcels

>>213733304
hope he's starting with year 0 when karl doesn't get involved for the first 6 months

>>213733246
who said I wasn't?

>>213732957
kahtimers mine it's too

>>213733354
hes been walking around the house saying hairy chinese kid and calling me steve because i wear glasses

>>213733355
You’ve only ever been to 1 I guarantee it

Thinking about how I'll cure death one day and I'll march across the globe with you fellers by my side and establish a new world order

>>213733363
be a good boy quentin

>>213733437
fucking um

>>213733414
I love how he still denies it and accuses mousenonce of stalking him lol

asian next door to me

>20s female
>has a camera doorbell despite being a secure entrance apartment
>just saw her let a white man in his 50s into her flat and he's not the first

cant think of a world she isn't a cheeky prostitute

Nigger Mountain

>>213733333
For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, forever, amen.

>>213733440
I'll backstab you first chance I get

>>213733418
this is one of the best youtube channels on historical ship sinkings if such things interest you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXT0wV6pbwk

>>213733421
dunno which ones hes started with all i know is hes being really annoying about it and i can hear rickys laugh from his bedroom at two in the morning

>>213733465
probs on Adultwork or Viva Street if she is. would be easy to find her

fnq? now that’s a real shithole

>>213733447
im not quentin

>>213733455
Squwird

haha the lads all here. the lads x

>>213733437
>young

>>213733466
with the barkers and the colored balloons

>>213733489
YOU HAVE A TINY THIN WILLARD AHA

la cockarocha

native horseshoe bats

>>213733427
He’s done you again

>>213733451
>>213733540

Drank too much water and now my cocks gone all sloshy again. I’ll have to change into my tighter boxers. Country’s gone to the dogs.

>>213733587
screamed at this

i checked the numbers and yeah 10cm is really small actually lmao

>>213733429
Depends what you define as big. None of the state capitals in Australia are shitholes. Elite cities in terms of wealth, living standards and safety compared to 99% of the world.

The kittykikes as it were

firefighters are working overtime atm

respectful job that is

Do aussies ever refer to Brisbane as 'brissers'?

>>213733622
american houses are so nice
phroar look at that one in the back

>>213733622
get them cuddled

>>213733611
it's literally under 4 inches. the belgian has an extremely small willy.

was reading some hilarious posts on nairaland last night

The Asian Fanny grippy

>>213733642
ye

jumpscare time

>>213733336
Serves you right for supporting the PIC

>>213733552
>>213733571
>>213733601
>>213733632
>>213733661
this guy is so fucking hot

>>213733651
I dunno it just doesn't sound that small but it really is the numbers don't lie

>>213733686
BAM

>>213733686
looks like a gay porn

he's proper raging now lmfao look at him go

mumberg has made massive gains on her crypto bc she invested and literally forgot about it

Why is he allowed to span the Prince Williams?

>>213733764
how much we talking here?

>>213733643
Its an apartment howeverbeit

>>213733786
2k

>scrodecuck has changed his gimmick to posting white men after being outed as having a lil itty-bitty tiny 10cm pecker
KEK what a sad little biomass of a man

>>213733795
nice

>>213733736
this is a very attractive man
even when he looks like a horse I want to have sex with that horse

>>213733813
>each post about 1 minute apart
he's just sat there watching the thread waiting for the timer to count down so he can post another stock image of prince william like what is he thinking lmao

>>213733612
So how many?

The Rt. Hon Sir David Lindon Lammy, MP - United Kingdom Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs

>>213733813
Having a cock like that, qualifies you as a woman, I reckons

>>213733788
was going to say I don't think that's a house but I thought I should just keep it to myself

>>213733849
he's thinking about his own very small willard

"massive gains"
>2k

>>213733862
why is an african male in the british government

>>213733862
How big is his Willy?

>>213733871
do you think he have it a peek?

>>213733813
>>213733849
Yeah I’m sure you doing this for the 400th day in a row for hours will finally work, TODAY will be the day you get rid of him forever!

>>213733880
I like the shape of his head
I like the fluff on top of his head

>>213733661
yellow teeth

>>213732753
Looks like england football team coming off the bus

>>213733919
a cuddle with William

off to 10pm gymtoil, hope there's no one there so i can pace around the gym talking to myself between sets like i like to do without creeping anyone out

if i catch rorke lacking hes getting raped #RAPERORKE2025

>>213733922
they look nice and normal

>>213733904
bros dickriding the 10cm bzc

>>213733928
he does look very cuddly

>>213733862
mmhmm

let me know when the new thread starts I'm going to take a little nap

>>213733929
about to gymtoil myself maybe well run into each other heh heh

I'm going to go outside at 6 today just so I don't sweat as much

>>213733973
>10cm and thin

i've said it before and i'll say it again

fuck me that's a tune

she wants to fuck man p in vagee

This works
https://www.amazon.com/Pheromones-Pheromone-Cologne-Attract-Women/dp/B014G8IYRM?th=1

She wants a 5 inch BWC

Rorke pull yourself together mate

I actually have a penis fetish,I am straight but for some reason I have a fascination for penis.There was a day where I went to my grandparents farm,went alone to the barn and licked and kissed the horse penis.

Is Katy home?

zeidy, your dick really only 10cm and thin? You know you can get surgery lad

>>213734132
right

>>213734132
ok

>>213734132
well then

>>213732909
Are we talking erect or soft

>>213734132
You sound Swedish

>>213732916
What was his name?

>>213732923
>£100k would be an okay start in Poland starting a business in my field (biomed) around Krakow I think
Are you Polish? Do you speak Polish? Do you know their tax laws their employment laws?

>>213734132
um...

Is an average 8" penis enough? NGL I've never had sex but still not sure if I'm big enough.

>>213734132
lied again award

>>213734134
your cock grow when you lie or am i confusing that with pinocchio's nose again

>>213734138
he's got no money

Steampunk bears Cyberpunk

Right then, haven't been on brit in a few, I expect answers to this 10cm joke, I do not want to be met with resistance or a "lurk more" spit it out.

That's lunchtoil successfully completed with excellent macros; 60g protein, 90g carbohydrates, and 30g fat. Still remember when I ate like a runt too, the usual four slices of white bread with two slices of wafer thin ham.

>>213734163
10cm is the size of his erect willard. it is also thin.

just turned on the weather machine. expect it to get cloudy in the next 10 minutes.

>>213734166
think its the danes that are into animals
they had dog brothels there until like 2015

>>213734243
And England has child brothels

>>213734209
fitting since all he does is spam forums all day. Wonder where else on the internet he infests

Reckon 90% of all /pol/ threads are made by israelis

>>213734218
Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

Mass migration is the cure and Britain is the patient

fuuuukkk i did many a line this weekend and ended up sucking two guys cocks now i feel really ill think i might have caught something

>office is very very male
>pretty girl in office been here for a few months
>new pretty girl in office only been in for a month
>the two befriend one another
>in pub yesterday pretty girl #1 started slagging off pretty girl #2 to me

mental
women just revile each other aye?

>Last month, figures from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) showed retailers in England and Wales have seen the highest levels of shoplifting since records began more than two decades ago.
wonder why that is then

>>213734320
Women are evil and horrible to others, yeah

mad that there are at least 3 /brit/ posters in krakow as we speak

Angloids be like
>this looks like a trustworthy chap to keep around children and young girls

>>213734334
oof
bit incellous this
reel it in

>>213734320
yes they are in competition with each other for the attention of alpha males

>>213734132
Ancient gimmique

>>213734326
Well hung black men thugging

>>213734347
I never said this, I was born in 1999

>>213734301
based historian. I'd literally kill myself if I got to that point lmao

just remembered an autistic moment
i ordered a burger in germany and they called out your order numbers in german which i dont speak
so i autistically shuffled out without my burger for lunch

>>213734312
Yes Dr. Ari Cohen rosenblatt from tel aviv university was just saying this

heathermong red in the face crying insisting that his bfs cock isnt 10cm and is actually really big

>>213734361
>>213734361
Aisha discord post

>>213734347
Swedoids be like
>Yaa lets go ikea for meatball lunch

>>213734301
What a fucking freak, qrd on the name?

>>213734359
but I'm an ugly foul creature and yet she felt the need to slag her off to me

>>213734398
Short for seething Belgian in Dutch

>>213734320
Snitch on her

I meant to post this pic once but accidentally uploaded a pic of Emma Frost blowing a BBC

Yesterdays discord party was fire

so bloody true

I unironically have a micropenis

>>213734301
are zeidy and clogwog the same poster? or is cloggy spaedo on a proxy?

>>213734445
can i see

>>213734440
INCEL

>>213734396
Done him

>>213734407
they have no sexual attraction to you whatsover and so see you as one of the girls

>>213734440
Restraints are globhomo nonsense
So is farming for the most part

>>213734438
Cracking arse on her

how high should your standards be realistically if you want a gf?

>>213734459
oh..

>>213734440
Its exactly the same! Dont think about it for 5mins... noooo

>>213734491
FEET
E
E
T

>>213734486
Virgin
Has dimples
From my local area
Willing to be catholic
Exercises or wishes to do so
Does household chores

That's about it

>>213734486
women punch up men punch down that's the way it's always been so set your sights lower

>>213734446
i think clogwog is actually a nafri incel with a cuck fetish
he spams all over /int/

>>213734396
Utterly irradiated that quem

Ever let a girl peg you? Honest answers only

>>213734301
it's one poster known as mousenonce that made up that lore about me
to try to get me off /brit/ he did these things so far:
first he tried to impersonate me with a belgian vpn, i marked those with impersonator:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/

when that failed, he made up lore about me to try to somehow 'ruin' my reputation by comparing me to a random belgian anon called ziedbelg he found in the archives:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ziedbelg/country/gb/filter/text/

his "proof" is this post that also appeared on /brit/
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459
this is literally the same poster admitting its just some copy pasta
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#q201578675

this is someone confirming that it's made up and if mousenonce keeps spamming it people will start to believe it:
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204930
this is him admitting to his braindead plan
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204866
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208241241/#208241675

other stuff he desperately tries to do is saying that he got me filtered, to try to discourage me from posting, he also does this with other posters he doesn't like
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/filter%20him/country/gb/

he also got caught replying to himself on different devices:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/devices/country/be/


he's extremely deranged and obsessed with me, i hope he gets over his trauma some day

I'd like a 10/10 Spanish gf who is pure and not a whore and also has massive chebs and an hourglass physique, I am disabled and on bennies

new girl started at work. assume she's a paki but a very dark one.

>>213734517
Not true at all, there are plenty intelligent 7/10s with brokie retards
My gf's mate is a pole dancing lawyer and her fella is unemployed and looks like a fat jimmy neutron

My lord! Their general has fallen! A cutting blow!

Still shitting the nastiest water after my ‘kizza last night. Rotten bastards must have given me food that had been lying about all day, the chicken burger is what I think did it as it was dry as a piece of leather. Should have just not eaten it.

>>213734446
>>213734549
Cloggy and zeidy hate each other

>>213734600
bet he has a big willy which makes him at least an 8/10

>>213734592
Meltdown

10cm tantrum in progress

>>213734591
Im virgin

>>213734602
u've been done

>>213734602
This wouldnt have happened if you cooked your own food

>>213734641
MAMMA MIA!

>>213734593
Yes king x

>>213734601
The last good total war

Italian lass who I used to date a few years ago keeps popping up on my insta suggestions, presumably she's stalking me a bit
She mogs my current gf into oblivion but I've already got a house with her

The way he responds to it just proves it’s all true LOL

>>213734726
>presumably she's stalking me a bit
How do you know this?

NEW
>>213734730

>>213734660
i made the BEST home dough pizza on sunday with my gf
it was insanely delicious

fair play to the italians

>>213734691
Rome 2/Attila were alright eventually

>>213734486
not morbidly obese (sort of fat is ok)
won't cheat on you (impossible)

>>213734777
Rome 2 has never been alright

>>213734726
>>213734760
fighe di lengo

>>213734800
>>213734800
>>213734800

>>213734760
Wouldn't come up on my suggestions otherwise, not had owt to do with her for 4 years or so

all-hands Teams meeting
Indian randomly pasted a screenshot of the meeting into the chat lmao

>>213734771
I only eat fats and prots
>>213734793
They are not wooden cunts with chad and liars

i'm not racist anymore :)

>>213734807
Oh so that's how it works?